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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 15, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 10:32 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete, and Hawkeye told their دوستوں about the auction. Hawkeye also told the other ponies that worked with him.

سے طرف کی the time it was time to go home, Hawkeye stopped in Pete's office.

Hawkeye: How many ponies did آپ get to شامل میں the auction with us?
Pete: Seven.
Hawkeye: I talked to everyone else. Metal Gloss, Mirage, and Dan have a few items to put up for auction.
Pete: Okay. The auction takes place on the 17th. Remember, we need to make over ten thousand dollars.

And on the دن the auction took place, it was off to a lousy start. Pete's دوستوں all put their things up for auction, but it only got them to $300.

Hawkeye: Sir, are آپ sure آپ didn't have any other دوستوں that had valuable stuff to put up for auction?
Pete: Hey, I did everything I could. Which reminds me, what car did آپ and Metal Gloss decide to put up for auction?
Pierce: My car. We're keeping her station wagon, and the Cord.
Auction Pony: Okay, up اگلے is Orion Stardust.
Orion: *Arrives, and is wearing a brown dress* Okay ladies, I got fifty five dresses, just like this one.
Pete: Holy shit. I can't look.
Hawkeye: How come no one booed him away yet?
Mare: I'll bid a hundred dollars.
Orion: A hundred dollars for fifty five dresses. Good choice.
Hawkeye: Wait, I thought-
Pete: I told him that if he didn't get rid of those dresses, he would not be fired.
Mare 3: $250!
Orion: Two hundred and fifty! Anyone else? These are from Pakistan.
Mares: *Silent*
Mare 3: Fuck.
Orion: Going once, twice, sold to the mare with the blond mane for two hundred and fifty dollars.
Mare 3: Low quality shit at a high price. *Walks to get the dresses*
Hawkeye: We could have gone higher if he didn't mention where those dresses came from.

Mirage and Dan sold their things, and they did great. They were now up to $5,158

Auction Pony: And last, but not least, a 1936 Auburn 851 Speedster, and the ٹٹو selling the car to one of آپ lucky ponies, Pierce Hawkins!
Hawkeye: *Walks onto stage, and speaks into the microphone* Thank you. You're all probably wondering why I'm giving away a unique car like this. Well, for one thing, I got another car like this from my uncle who passed away, so I decided to give this car away, so I could keep the car my uncle gave me. Also, this railroad needs مزید money. If we don't make ten thousand dollars, we may go bankrupt. Now let the bidding begin.

Just then, a Rolls Royce, and a BMW pulled into the parking lot. Coming out of the Rolls Royce was Louis Bodine.

Pete: Louis?
Louis: Yes, it's me. When I heard about your auction, and the car آپ were giving away, I knew I had to get here as soon as possible. I hope I'm not too late.
Hawkeye: You're just in time.
Louis: I want that car a lot, so I'm going to start the auction with six thousand dollars, to make sure I can get it instead of anyone else.
Hawkeye: That's greedy for a therapist, but okay. Six thousand dollars, going once. Twice. Sold, to Louis Bodine.

After Louis left with the rest of his دوستوں in the BMW, and Rolls Royce, Hawkeye talked to Pete in his office.

Hawkeye: Did I tell آپ it would work یا what?
Pete: I'm just surprised Louis appeared out of nowhere.
Hawkeye: I called him. I knew he would help us out.
Pete: Good for you. Now, we have مزید than enough money to stay in business.

The End

On the اگلے episode of Ponies On The Rails

Hawkeye remembers a wonderful Christmas memory.

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Gordon and Hawkeye go up Sherman ہل, لندن
Gordon and Hawkeye go up Sherman Hill
The train went up Sherman Hill, and Gordon was shoveling coal

Gordon: Hey, if آپ let me drive this train, I will be the happiest ٹٹو ever.
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: dadlhbndfgonlkesjgkodsfgbvdfljkgzx! YOU. Leave this train right now! If you're going to torturize me, then get off this train
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: Yoyoyoyo! Now, you're making me mad! Get the hell off this train.
Hawkeye: Nah, I kinda like it in here. We're not even halfway up, why have آپ stopped shoveling?
Gordon: Because that's what آپ should be doing.
Hawkeye: Says the one with the shovel.
Gordon: Fine! *shovels...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Scorpio
Scorpio
Seanthehedgehog presents.

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny دن when a ٹٹو with a sniper رائفل was looking at a mare swimming. The ٹٹو with the رائفل was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the سب, سب سے اوپر of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an گھنٹہ later, a ٹٹو was walking. This ٹٹو was known as Harry...
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 Robin ڈاکو, ہڈ
Robin Hood
This may sound like the story of a person that robbed the rich, and fed the poor. Your wrong. It's the story of a pony that robbed the rich to feed the poor.

It all started when Robin ڈاکو, ہڈ was walking through the forest with his best friend, and partner Little John. The two always had each other's backs, but when they were walking somepony spotted them, the sheriff.

The sheriff ordered four police officers to attack them. These two were wanted dead, یا alive. The two ponies that were being shot at saw a shed to hide in, and they went in it. The police lost them, and went somewhere else.

LJ:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight ran to the قلعہ in Canterlot

Celestia: !reh llik ot gniog m'I thgiliwT dnif I nehW
Twilight: *enters throne* !!seccnirP
Celestia: *shoots at Twilight*
Twilight: *yawa snur*
Celestia: !ereh kcab teG
Twilight: *gninnur llits* ?won od I od thaW
Pinkie Pie: Twilight!!
Twilight: ?eiP eikniP
Pinkie Pie: You're stuck to speaking in reverse aren't you?
Twilight: ?sdrawkcab gnikaeps ton uoy era woH
Pinkie Pie: Oh I am. I'm speaking in reverse, in reverse.
Twilight: ?tahW
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, it's possible!
Twilight: .os yas uoy fI
Pinkie Pie: آپ can do it
Twilight: *seirt* Bitches!!
Pinkie Pie: آپ did it!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Somewhere in the atlantic ocean

Equestrian pony54: *grabs fish*
Equestrian pony67: *walks inside part of boat*
Equestrian captain: Good morning Rob.
Rob: Hello captain. *pushes button*

The دیوار moved, and revealed a secret room. This was no ordinary fishing boat.

Equestrian pony65: Good to see آپ again Rob.
Rob: Only so I can take over your shift.
Equestrian pony87: I think we got something.
Equestrian pony54: I'm reeling it in right now.
Rob: Hang on, that thing we're reeling in, it's a bomb!
Equestrian pony87: You're pulling in a bomb! STOP!
Equestrian pony54: Too late! Hit the don't sink button!...
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A little note: before I start, I'd like to acknowledge the other awesome bronies doing some rocking fan-fiction! آپ guys are really talented! So with that out of the way, let's go further into this story!


I stared at them, my wings I mean. I just stared perplexed; I have only remembered seeing two ponies yet I knew my wings weren't normal. Were they why I'm evil? I had to find out! I looked at the trash I was laying in, a hooded robe! Now no-pony else will be calling me a thing یا evil! I stumbled out of the alley way I was thrown in, I couldn't remember how to walk! Ok. Left hoof, right hoof,...
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All I saw was black. It took me a سیکنڈ یا two for me to realise that I had my eyes closed, I tried to open them. I couldn't. I heard a voice though so I listened; "Sissy! This is my room! Get out!" "Dinky what the گھاس, ہے is under your blanket?!" "Umm... Nothing" "Dinky Hooves! Don't make me get your mother in here!" "Sparkler! Nothing under here I swear!" "Dinky..." "Alright! It's a princess!" "Don't lie!" "It is! I found her in the ever-free forest! And and she has wings and uh horn so she's a princess!" "In the ever-free forest! Don't tell me آپ went in there!" "Sparkler it's true I'll show...
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posted by kiyathegood
"Hellllooo everypony! im here with Dryrain,Cotton Swirl and Autumn Leaves!" Benny کہا as she put on her headphones."Hi!" they all کہا at the same time."Im in the game already,do i just start?" Dryrain کہا as Cotton Swirl کہا she did too. "No no no don't start okay start now".

"NO THERES THUNDER AND LIGHTING I HATE THUDER AND LIGHTING!!" Dryrain Screamed when she heard the sound of thunder."Okk..we are going to play untill everyone dies" Benny کہا as everyone started.Dryrain walked in a room "What a random place to put a bed" she کہا as she walked out the room.

"Is he here all ready?! GET...
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-In Ponyville, with Nashgear's Team-
"I see Twilight", کہا Smiley. Everypony ran to who they thought was Twilight, but was actually a changeling. "Are آپ okay, Twilight?"

"I just defeated the changelings that were holding me captive in my house. I'm fine now, but we have to find my friends."

"Let's go", کہا Nashgear. Everypony ran to the center of Ponyville. "Okay. Twilight and I will go find Rarity, Amber and Pheninox will go find Applejack, Smiley and Constance will go find Pinkie Pie, Vanilla Twilight and Oddity will go find قوس قزح Dash. Then we all meet back here."

"Who's going to look...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
once pinkie pie was running out of special stuff to finish her cupcakes.and then she asked قوس قزح dash to eat a نہیںملتیں and what was in it was poison قوس قزح ate the نہیںملتیں and fell down on the floor pinkie grabbed her and took her she tied her down.rainbow woke up she was shocked cause she could not اقدام her body then pinkie came with evil smile then she got a چھری and sliced her cutie mark off then she chopped her wings burned her legs and took her brain she made cupcakes out of brain رس, جوس blood and her cutie mark قوس قزح was dead and she offered her cupcakes to her other دوستوں they didn't know.

applebloom: hehehe silver time to die!!!!!!!! cuts her body in half the end!
posted by mariofan14
Ok, my-a first one was-a very short so I-a apologize
about how short it-a was. This one's-a going to be longer than the first one, and it WILL be 20% cooler, with few bits of our friend, قوس قزح Dash.

Enjoy the سیکنڈ part of-a "Gilda's return". :D


So-a Gilda was off to-a find the other ٹٹو folk she-a harmed, especially Granny Smith, whom was nearly scared to-a death by-a the "snake" joke. She then found her, who was sniffing the-a vegetables at a cart, being extra cautious-a. The griffon then got the oldie's attention with a little shoulder tap. "Do I know you?" Granny Smith asked. "Recognize...
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