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posted by Seanthehedgehog
اگلے morning, Captain Jefferson was talking to his officers in the briefing room.

Captain Jefferson: We're getting reports from the State Troopers of two ponies killing officers for fun. They're currently in Ponyville, but they think the suspects might come towards us. These two guys are wanted سے طرف کی the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania. If they do دکھائیں up here, we need to stop them quickly, before anypony gets hurt. We gotta be on our game.
Officers: Yes sir.
Captain Jefferson: That's what I like to hear. Get out there.
Officers: *Leaving*
Julia: Okay Red, it's your turn to operate the radio.
Red: Alright.
Tim: And it's your turn to drive.
Toby: Sweet.

But Toby was not good at driving, and Red wasn't good with operating a radio.

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Red: *Talking on the radio, but can't remember what سٹریٹ, گلی she's on*
Toby: *Driving after a stolen van, but crashes into a سٹریٹ, گلی lamp*
Red: *Talking on the radio, but drops the receiver*
Julia: *Shakes her head in annoyance*
Tim: *Pointing to a bank robber*
Toby: *Shoots at the bank robber, but shoots two pedestrians instead*
Tim: *Takes the gun out of Toby's hooves*
Toby: *Driving after a suspect behind Julia, but hits her car*
Julia: *Spins out of control*
Toby: *Stops the car*
Tim: What the hell did آپ stop for?
Toby: To see if Julia's okay.
Tim: She's fine, but you're not supposed to stop for anything when chasing a suspect.
Toby: Other police departments do that.
Tim: Not us. *Sighs* I don't think آپ have what it takes to drive a car.
Julia: آپ don't have what it takes to operate a radio.
Red: *Covers her head in shame* I'm sorry.
Julia: *Worried* Wait, don't take it so hard. I'm sorry. آپ will get better at it, but we neeed some مزید training.
Red: *Looks up at Julia* Okay.

The اگلے دن was Saturday. Captain Jefferson talked to Julia, and Tim in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So, how did everything go with Toby, and Red?
Tim: Okay. Just don't let Toby drive anytime soon.
Julia: Red needs مزید training with operating a radio.
Captain Jefferson: Okay. Everything else went fine though. Right?
Tim: Yes sir.
Mare: *Arrives* Tim Miller?
Tim: Yes?
Mare: A friend of yours named Rick Jones is here to see you, and Red Velvet.
Tim: Perfect. Excuse me. *Goes to talk to Rick*

He arrived the same time Red did.

Red: *Spots Tim* ارے sexy.
Tim: Red, we need to talk.
Red: Anything for you.
Tim: آپ know we're not allowed to date, right?
Red: What are آپ talking about?
Tim: We work together. Officers in the same department are not allowed to تاریخ each other.
Red: Bummer.
Tim: However, there is a ٹٹو I'd like آپ to meet. Rick Jones.
Rick: Hi. Tim told me all about you.
Red: And آپ look sexier than him.
Tim: *Laughs* Okay, آپ two get yourself acquainted, and I'll see آپ later.

That night, Rick took Red out to dinner.

Red: You're such a gentlecolt. I like that.
Rick: And آپ will like this place. I got us reservations at the most expensive restaurant this town has to offer. *Stops the car*

An Acura was speeding down the road.

Rick: *Crossing the سٹریٹ, گلی with Red*
Acura Pony: *Honks his horn, and hits the brakes. He hits Red*
Red: *Flies into the back windshield of an Explorer*
Acura Pony: Oh my goodness. *Gets out*
Rick: Red, are آپ okay?
Red: *Gets out her police badge*
Acura Pony: i hit a cop.
Police Pony: *Stops in a Nissan Skyline police car* GT3, I got a ٹٹو with a red Acura who hit a pedestrian. Send over an ambulance, and a Caprice.
Dispatch: Ten-4 GT3.

2 B Continued
posted by NocturnalMirage
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is a ponified parody of the series “Life After People” so consider it as such. However, if آپ don't know the series I'd strongly recommend to watch an episode, so that آپ may know what I'm writing about here:

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(It’s pretty interesting and only 41 منٹ :)

Also please leave a تبصرہ on what آپ think: Did I manage to nail the style of the original series یا not? I hope you'll have fun reading this.


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Imagine the world if every single ٹٹو were to disappear…
This story isn’t about how such an event would occur, but what would happen to the world we leave...
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As me & قوس قزح Dash got out of the hangar 3 Nazis spotted us.

Nazi 1: Halt!
Sean: *shoots all Nazis*
Communist 234: Where did that come from?
Rainbow Dash: آپ should've used a silencer.
Sean: The sooner they get toward us, the sooner they die.
Robotnik: Gilda, Blaze get out there!
Gilda: Were on it!
Communist 234: I found them
Sean: *kills communist*
Gilda: Excellent job. آپ only killed four of us. Now it's time آپ both die.
Sean: Blaze is mine.
Rainbow Dash: I got Gilda.
Blaze: *sets hands on fire* Still working with pussies?
Sean: When did I start working with you?
Gilda: I've been waiting...
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posted by savana89
once the letter got to the princesses....(i call her PC)

PC:oh no....TAKE ME TO PONYVILL NOW!!!
(now in ponyvill) RAINdrop:princesses? please please dont hert me iv done nothing wrong
PC:oh well im just making a stop by
raindrop:oh do آپ want to see dashy
PC:yes yes i wish to see the one آپ call dashy?????
raindrop: ok (later)
rian bow:oh PC its soo nice to see you(leans head to raindrop)
PC: yes i know
raindrop: know what
dash:hey sis can آپ go get this stuff for me
drop:ok dashy
PC:get the oters i have to talk to my sister(on the phone) PC:sister how could آپ let her go PL: let who go? PC: RAINDROP PL:that was her?! i thought it was just a normal ٹٹو not her im soo very sorry how can i help? PC: come to ponyvill we need all the help we can get...
 Nikki as a dog
Nikki as a dog
So lets continue.........

Cotton Swirls: Girls.....I'm scared...
Nikki: Sugarcube, we're all scared..
Score: I'm not!
Nikki: *glares at score*
Score: What?
Nikki: well, most of us are scared...
Stormy: okay, guys I-

Suddenly the 5 ponies heard a deep evil voice laughing, not any kind of deep voice, a deep voice that made the whole ground shake.....

All: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

A black big black shadow, suddenly appear.....

Stormy: What is that?!
Azura: I think it's a dinosaur
Score: No way! It's a duck!
Nikki: Maybe it's a Dragon!
CottonSwirls: Your all wrong. It's Discord....
All: DISCORD!?!?!?!?!?!
The shadow...
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Source: Equestria Daily
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1.Derpy Hooves
2.FlufflePuff
3.Luna And Nightmare Moon
4.Chrysalis
5.Fluttershy and Dashie
6.CMC
7.BrayBurn
8.Big Mac
9.Celestia
10.TroubleShoes

Reasons:

1.Her eyes are cute and her voice is adorable.
2.She's always cheerful and loves blowing raspberries.
3.I love the nighttime and the stars.
4.Shes an amazing villain.
5.Fluttershy because I love animals. Dashie because I love her determination.
6.They kept trying until they got their cutie marks.
7.Hes funny.
8.Hes a good brother.
9.shes smart.
10.Hes funny and kind.
It's time to discuss the greatest film series ever. The My Little ٹٹو Equestria Girls has 4 films and it's time to review them all.

Equestria Girls review

Summary: ٹٹو Twilight Sparkle goes to the human dimension to get her princess crown. She becomes دوستوں with human versions of her دوستوں and they team up to stop Sunset Shimer.

Review: My پسندیدہ Equestria Girls film. Twilight's my پسندیدہ character and this film lets her shine. The jokes about her being a human are hilarious. Her دوستوں work better in this film, because they hog less screen time. All of the characters are decent...
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