My Little ٹٹو Friendship is Magic Article: Darkness part 8

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Some time later
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Lightning - ehhh you've done it now...
Darkness - I don't mind I did horrible stuff.
Whiteheart - My body moved on it own.
Demon - *walk up to them*
Darkness - Hold swords... Hunter what you're doing here...
Hunter - Our opposition have been found and resistance forces are fighting now. Information got Leaked to ٹٹو world as well.
Darkness - so?
Hunter - Meaning your squad is now KOS In both sides, as well as internall Conflicts started.
Darkness - what will آپ do.
Hunter - I'll give آپ advise, I'll lead resistance to kill Lord of Shadows and open a way to King of Demons and The Core while آپ should go to Ponyville and kill Major General.
Darkness - after that warp to Shadow قلعہ and eliminate the core.
Hunter - That's the plan but knowing us we gonna totally screw this shit.
Darkness - Good luck.
Hunter - Same here... *walks away*
Bluewave - What now.
Darkness - We need to brute force our way through gate that is under attack.
Whiteheart - easy...
Lightning - I'll ask آپ once... Are آپ capable of killing a Pony?

...

-gate of walls-

Lightning - This is a one big fight.
Darkness - true...
Lightning - how do آپ want to do this.
Darkness - The میمنے, برہ change *sword changes into sniper rifle* bluewave use your bow.
Bluewave - Target?
Darkness - we gonna make a commotion on their left flank then we enter from there.
Bluewave - Roger.
Darkness - Blood bullets. *shoot down an officer*
Bluewave - Ice Arrow *shoots at Immortal Officer*
Lightning - go!
Whiteheart - *flies above the wall*
Lightning - *warps in speed of light on اگلے Side*
Darkness - *jumps down behind flank*
Soldier - Its an KOS shoot at him!
*soldiers starts to shoot at him*
Darkness -*defends with sword and jump on wall*
Bluewave - *shoot Arrow with rope and crosses the wall*
Blackshadow - *follows Darkness*

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Ponyville

23:30

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Lightning - what now.
Darkness - Major General is in that building.
Blackshadow - آپ want to eliminate him yourself.
Darkness - right... I'll end his family timeline... *jumps through window*
Major General - I thought آپ will come after escaping ground zero.
Darkness - آپ unpure trash prepare to die!
Major General - do it... And آپ won't see your friend anymore.
Darkness - I know she is dead as I saw her burn.
Major General - So آپ were at the fall...
Darkness - so آپ did destroyed Canterlot. I could expect that...
Major General - آپ won't change past.
Darkness - But I can change present and future *put sword to his neck*
Major General - آپ have one chance kid.
Darkness - *slices his neck* at least آپ died of honorary death...

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At Shadow Castle
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Demon King - Fools... آپ killed Lord of Shadows...
Hunter - all آپ have left is Lord of Flies who is useless
Demon King - آپ were useless as well *smashes head* in Darkness... Let's see if آپ developed enough to kill the immortal god.

T.B.C

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Seanthehedgehog Great job Dan. Keep it up.

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Don't Eat Cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I ran out of the cupcakes factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another ٹٹو riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* قوس قزح Dash کہا there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious دن for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...

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Awesome ٹٹو pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, EQD

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little ٹٹو version of a Lincoln.

A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.

Gordon, and Case کریکر got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to تلاش for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars آپ could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...

Awesome ٹٹو pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Awesome ٹٹو pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, when قوس قزح Dash, and her دوستوں found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond dogs arrived, they چرا لیا, چوری کی the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the ساحل سمندر, بیچ with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and آپ unicorns can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever چرا لیا, چوری کی our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what آپ wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, یا a horn....

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I'm bored, so here's a random BEST OF SATEN TWIST

posted by Canada24

SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H ارے Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk یا something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear applejack کی, اپپلیجاک wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I love آپ Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

قوس قزح Dash, Rarity, and applejack کی, اپپلیجاک got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: آپ didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, آپ see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
Rainbow Dash: Stay...

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The Storm Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

اگلے morning, Joe arrived at his job late.

Boss: *Watching workers unload boxes from a small freight train*
Worker: That's the last one sir.
Boss: Good work.
Worker: Okay man, we got all the boxes out of your train.
Engineer: Thanks. *Rings گھنٹی, بیل on his locomotive as he drives the train away from the depot*
Joe: *Arrives* Sir, I'm sorry for arriving late.
Boss: Don't worry about it. I got something to tell you.
Joe: What?
Boss: Important cargo is coming here from St. Foalis سے طرف کی helicopter.
Joe: Why is it coming all the way from there?
Boss: No one else would send it.
Joe: What is it anyway?
Boss:...

The Storm Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In St. Foalis, two ponies climbed into a helicopter on سب, سب سے اوپر of a building.

Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits اگلے to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* آپ two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed سے طرف کی a town سے طرف کی there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let آپ talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets...

On The Block Episode 12 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic قوس قزح as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....

On The Block Episode 12 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on سٹریٹ, گلی corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing اگلے to Double Scoop*
Tom: مزید ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands اگلے to...

Sweet سیب, ایپل Massicure spoof, Part 9

posted by Canada24

Unfortantely the Cusiders ran into a dead end, and Big Mac was finally able to do whatever the hell it was he was planning to do towards them.
But before he could the shotgun was blown out of his hooves, سے طرف کی an unnamed police pony.
Ditto: (also revealing himself). (looks at the police pony) Not bad kid, now keep that gun at him, take no chances.
Police pony: Yes Chief Ditto (keeps aiming the M1911 pistol at Big Mac).
Ditto: (approaches Big Mac).
Scootaloo: (excitedly) Ditto! It's me!
Ditto: I see that.. But now's not the the time sweetie.
Scootaloo: Fair enough.
Ditto: (dramatic tone) Big Macintose,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 79 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After buying some uneccesary military equipment, Gordon was getting ready to head into FBI Headquarters to rescue Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Tying shoelaces on his boots, but he doesn't know how to tie shoelaces, and stops* Alright. Now... *Puts on military shirt, helmet, then grabs an M14 rifle* oh, almost forgot. *Grabs بیلٹ, پٹی of grenades. He grabs one of the grenades, and plays around with it, but acidentally pulls out the pin* Ah! *Puts pin back in grenade* thank goodness.

Meanwhile in the yards.

Stylo: Where...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 79 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:41 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon returned to Chicagoat. He was glad to be back, but still missed Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Waits for his train to stop, then gets out on the platform*
Pete: *Walks out of station* Welcome back Gordon.
Gordon: Thank آپ sir. It's great to be back. Can I talk to آپ in my office?
Pete: آپ mean my office.
Gordon: That's what I said.
Pete: Uh, alright.

They walked into Pete's office.

Pete: What's going on?
Gordon: Remember when I called آپ yesterday?
Pete: Yeah. What about it?
Gordon: Right after I hung up,...

On The Block Episode 11 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz..............................

Tom: Hold it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're not doing this skit yet until later. Get your shit together everypony!
Audience: *Laughing*

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic قوس قزح as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as...

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On The Block Episode 11 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on سٹریٹ, گلی corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing اگلے to Double Scoop*
Tom: مزید ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands اگلے to...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 77 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 14, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:21 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie stopped her train in the yards when she saw Mirage, and Jeff with a few other ponies.

Stephanie: *Gets out of engine* Hi guys.
Mirage: We're going to miss آپ Stephanie.
Stylo: It was fun working with you.
Metal Gloss: Especially with that one train آپ two worked on with that baseball landing on one of your cars.
Stylo: Oh shut up.
Stephanie: *Laughs*
Hawkeye: *Walks into the yards* Hey, listen up. I just got back from Pete's office, and he's saying that two engineers on our railway died in a...

سے papillon, تیتلی کے Part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Toussaint

When Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to the island, it was dark. The island was part of a leper colony, for treating ponies with leprosy.

Papillon: Don't point your weapons at anypony.
Louis: Why not?
Papillon: Better idea. آپ two stay here. I'll go alone. *Gives Louis his rifle*
Andre: Why are آپ going alone?
Papillon: I don't want anypony here to see your rifles. We wanna make peace with them, and get a boat. *Walks to a hut*

Inside, he met the colony chief, Toussaint. He was affected سے طرف کی leprosy.

Toussaint: Is there something we can help آپ with?
Papillon: *Staring at Toussaint's face*
Toussaint:...

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سے papillon, تیتلی کے Part 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to a small island with the bribed guard on the boat.

Bribed Guard: Okay, your کشتی is on this island. Give me three thousand dollars.
Papillon: *Gives bribed guard three thousand dollars, then gets off the کشتی with Louis, and Andre*
Bribed Guard: Oh, one مزید thing. *Gives سے papillon, تیتلی کے three rifles, and ammo* Use them wisely.
Papillon: *Gives rifle, and ammo to Louis, and Andre* Thanks.
Bribed Guard: *Rides away in his boat*
Andre: How come he can't get us all the way back to France?
Papillon: It would make things too obvious. Let's find that boat, and get out of here....