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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked سے طرف کی those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but ارے I won't give آپ any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so آپ can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are آپ helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel آپ will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - دکھائیں yourself and stop using radio آپ are pissing me off.
FI - I'm still سب, سب سے اوپر wanted and I don't want to دکھائیں myself. We gonna meet on end of your journey to do my last grand heist in Canterlot. Now look inside the bags in front of you.
Damien - What the hell is that.
FI - An starter from me. 10K and Ak's. Buy fancy suits ammo and orther things آپ need - drills and shit.
Jeremy - What with those masks.
FI - Your legacy. آپ will be known for those skull masks. Now hurry up gear up time to hit something.
Jackson - Why are we doing it.
Damien - Where آپ want to get money from... Because your work as floor sweeper won't pay the debt for saving your life fucking idiot.
Joel - stop fighting...
Jeremy - we are in one team now... Let's go.


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On road
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FI - So let's brief آپ in. آپ are getting support from air from my fam. He will snipe any fucker trying to stop your escape car. We are hitting small bank for starters. Maybe it's waste of time for money but they got alot of سونا recently that is on move, we have only one chance of shaping it. Here is plan : Two of آپ will hold the fucking crowd, turn off the cameras, don't let anyone press alarm button, put up drill to the main والٹ and get inside, in والٹ explode the titanium والٹ and get the gold, anything else آپ are getting for yourself if آپ want we are not here for money. In the end burn the security room to destroy tapes. Now go tick tock before SWAT come to get the gold.


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Ponyville Bank
Action - start
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*Damien and Jackson enters main room with masks on*
Damien - *shoots guard* EVERYONR ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jackson - Noone اقدام یا we gonna blast your head off.
FI - Oh forgot to mention it's not +18 movie killing civilians need to be cleaned so don't shoot to them آپ can knock them out tho. Keep em safe.
Joel - *enters security room and shoots security in head* room clear.
Jeremy - *sets up drill* I guess it works...
FI - Good Good guys keep going.
ٹٹو - *outside bank* Hm *sees Damien* oh shit *calls police*
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*5 منٹ later*
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FI - Fuck guys they are sending Police Assault on your پچھواڑے, گدا speed up for fuck sake.
Jeremy - I cant speed up the drill.
Sniper - I'll stop em.
Damien - For fuck sake... You, آپ and آپ with kid go with me *goes to والٹ hallway*
Joel - Yo what the fuck.
Damien - Keep em hostages.
Jackson - Shit... First time...
Jeremy - Yo drill ended! *enters والٹ and starts to pack money*
Joel - Let's go! *puts explosive charges on vault*
*fault burst open*
Damien - Wooohooo *bags gold*
Jeremy - That's it about 2K.
FI - told آپ small bank. Tho you're not ready for big shit.
Damien - Let's go to the وین come on!
FI - Nice آپ go out - SWAT go in. Good job guys.
Jeremy - Easy money laaads.
Joel - I never knew it will be that easy...



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posted by Kira_Mizuki
Princess Trika flew around PonyVille, eyeing the preparations with Princess Twilight's guidance for the Sun Summer Celebration. Despite being Queen Luna's daughter, she was still acting like a normal pony, having fun, recklessly doing stuff, not being like a princess. Not acting like one, not behaving like one.

As Princess Twilight brought her young 'apprentice' princess to AppleJack's Sweet سیب, ایپل Acres to try out some of the tasty treats prepared. As they flew towards Sweet سیب, ایپل Acres, Princess Twilight had to remind young Princess Trika to not gobble all of the treats up. She nodded and...
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posted by _Laugh_
Trixie stared at her reflection from her mirror. She was depressed. Her mane was in a bun, while her curled bangs were Hanging behind her ear. Tears rolled down her cheeks. Her eyes were covered with mascara. Snowy, Trixie's white cat tried to comfort her. It was no use. Moments later, Trixie's mother, Blue Wave, entered her room.

BW: Well, darling. What do آپ think? Do آپ like your new mane cut? Isn't it just this... Month?
Trixie: ..Uhh..
BW: Trixie, please say something to me. Dear, I bought آپ all I could. But you're not talking. Is it because of all these accidents in school? Do you...
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posted by karinabrony
Silver Tune, Black Rose, and Nocturnal Mirage were cleaning the cafeteria. It was a mess everywhere. Silver Tune groaned. Ponies threw food on the ground and threw trash on the ground. They were done cleaning after a while. "So, should we go get the decorations right-" Silver Tune was cut off سے طرف کی Coffee Creme, Shredder, and Nikki going inside the cafeteria. "Oh, ارے guys! We were about to start decorating. Do آپ want to join?" Nocturnal Mirage said. "Sure, we can help." Shredder said. "OK, Nikki and Nocturnal Mirage can go get the decorations. Shredder and I can put them up on the walls. Silver...
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posted by karinabrony
Black Rose was out of breath when she was at her home. She went upstairs. Her door had a note on it:

Dear Black Rose,

Your father and I are at the groceries. Make sure to lock the windows and doors. We will be going through the garage, so make sure not to lock that door.

Love you!

She kept the note and put it in a box. Then, she took out the rat. It came out, happily going everywhere. She almost found out how hungry they both were. She went downstairs to the kitchen. Then she remembered to lock the doors and windows. She went all over the house to do this. When she was done, she came back to the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a ساحل سمندر, بیچ alongside San Franciscolt, there was a bar. At that bar, some ponies would play a game, where they would try to catch a scorpion, under a glass, after drinking بیئر in it.

Con: *sees scorpion*
crowd: He seems good so far
Con: *drinks beer*
waiter: Damn, that was quick
Con: *gets بچھو in glass*
crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!
news reporter: We interrupt our program of فلمیں at 3 to bring آپ important news. There was an attack on the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot.
Con: I have to go

Four hours later, at P's house.

P: *looks around*
??: *sitting*
P: Where the fuck have آپ been?
??: Enjoying death....
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 Mary
Mary
Clint, and Rarity went to test out the new gun.

Rarity: What are آپ going to shoot?
Clint: Only a bird, then we'll head back.
Rarity: Be careful, you're aiming it at a window.
Clint: It's too far away to be shot, watch *shoots gun*

The little گدھے کو, گدھی soon realized his mistake. As soon as he pulled the trigger, a bullet hit the window, and made it shatter into a million peices.

Clint: Oops!
Rarity: Look what you've done! I swear if آپ hit anypony, you'll be grounded.
Clint: Let's go check! *runs to castle*
Rarity: No!! *chases Clint* They'll kill آپ if آپ go there!
Clint: Hey, lookie there. Two...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 6: Contact


Nocturnal Mirage laid still on the soft grass. The warm rays of the sun were stroking his senses very gently. The stallion got lost gazing at the sky. There were no clouds, just the endless horizon. He let his dark blue کوٹ absorb the heat of the fiery orb above. Freedom at last!

There’s no other place like this in the entire country! Maybe the tall mountains of his birthplace, Terra Absolutia could outshine the magnificent beauty of Amethyst Lake. The jewel of the Crystal Empire. No ripples disturbed the surface of the obsidian water. In spite the fact...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
Wheels of Evil – Part 8


It’s almost dawn. The mare hears the strange rumble from far away. Not so later, the Plymouth shows up. The car backs up and parks down on her usual space in the Everfree. Bon-Bon lurks in the shadows nearby. She starts connecting the dots. That is why she remains undetected! The forest hides her. Nopony goes in there. Just سے طرف کی looking at the Fury, the earth ٹٹو knows it’s a she.

The left door opens. Lyra gets out. She has an enraptured look on her face. Opalescent eyes. She walks like a lunatic. She’s... enchanted. Bon-Bon knows it’s the doing of the car somehow....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After 40 منٹ of doing uh, stuff.. Con & Rain went to play مزید poker.

Con: I'll let آپ play this time.
Rain: I don't know if I can win.
Con: Nonsense, آپ hate losing right?
Rain: Right.
Con: So why can't آپ win?
Rain: Fine, I'll do it. *sits at table*
Waiter: Can I get anypony something?
Con: I'll have a milkshake, stirred, not shaken.
Waiter: Very well.
Tara: Excuse me sir.
Con: What do آپ want?
Tara: I was wondering if آپ could help me with something.
Con: No *walks back to table*
Dealer: Hey, is there somepony named Con Mane?
Con: That's me, why?
Dealer: Someone called, and کہا he...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was just sleeping, when I heard a car going سے طرف کی my house. Frenchtown is right اگلے to the delaware river, which separates New Jersey from much of Pennsylvania. That's not why a lot of cars go through here,... Maybe it is. Ah whatever, I gotta get ready for school. Yeah, after my dad died, and part of my house got destroyed I still gotta go to school.

3 and a half hours later

Sean: Hello Jack. Is the head backwards?
Jack: The head is backwards.
Ian: I don't know why آپ two say that.
Sean: It's from قوس قزح Factory.
Ian: What's that?
Sean: A قوس قزح Dash presents video. Gunnar, we gotta دکھائیں Ian...
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Tear Drop was getting ready for school, she sighed as she looked the song she wrote a few years back "i hope this turns out ok" she کہا as she picked up her song and walked over to her bag putting her song in it as she out her bag on she sighed as she walked out of her room she looked around and went to check on her brother Night آگ کے, آگ she opened the door slightly and looked to see her brother asleep she smiled as she closed the door slightly and walked off and out of the house she didn't really feel hungry so she decided to skip breakfast. A few hours later she was just walking to her school...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over سے طرف کی the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* مزید like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do آپ need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that آپ know this,...
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 Enemy tank
Enemy tank
Green Flame heard a noise outside so he went to go see what it was. None of the other ponies were up except for him. "What the??" Green Flame said. And to his suprise there was an enemy tank standing still near the camp site. Then there was a slight rumble and to his eyes a سیکنڈ smaller enemy tank drove up then stood still & it's engine turned off.

Green Flame did nothing but look at the camouflaged machines only a small distance away. سوالات went through the scout's mind. "Find them" one enemy whispered, coming into view of Flame. Green looked at the others sleeping, "I should go alone for this" he nervously told himself.
When we arrive, we soon get spotted سے طرف کی a badnik. As they try to shoot us, Twilight quickly set up a protective bubble so the bullets would not hit us. "Good work Twilight." says Pinkie. As the firing stops, I raise my gun, and get ready to shoot. Rarity also gets ready to attack. Soon, the bubble disappears, and we soon start firing. The badniks didn't act quick enough, and were killed. "Allright, lets look for that prison." I said. We run to a building that has two nazis, and a tank guarding it. "Ok, Shredder. Drop a grenade in that tank." I command. I give him one of my grenades, and he flies...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was two days before christmas, and Pinkie Pie was worried. Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, and قوس قزح Dash were trying to convince her that Santa Claus would دکھائیں up, and give her presents. "Maybe not after the way قوس قزح Dash treated Diamond Tiara." Twilight said. "Maybe I wouldn't have kicked her out of the window if she wasn't being mean to Applebloom." Dash کہا standing up for herself. "That doesn't mean آپ can kick her through windows." Twilight replied. Eventually Pinkie said, "I can't believe she bullied Applebloom over a song." "That آپ wrote." Dash said. While the three ponies were...
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posted by applejackrocks
Where was I.......Oh yes!.....

Twilight: a few P-ponies? But why?

Discord: آپ see my dear, I need ٹٹو energy for me to live, so ill just take the most powerful ponies in your uhhh....little friendship group?

Twilight: we all are powerful! None of us are weak!

Discord: dont worry, ill just take That قوس قزح ٹٹو there (points at RD) ill take that shy ٹٹو thats behind that درخت (points at FS) ill take that fainted ٹٹو (points at Rarity) and ill take you! (Points at Twilight)

AJ: what about us?!?!
Pinkie: yeah! I wanna شامل میں the party!
AJ: *face palm* sugarcube! This aint no party! This is a really...
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