The Heist - Overkill Episode 2 - My Little ٹٹو Friendship is Magic - Fanpop

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

Joel - *crush inside FBI HQ with Truck*
FBI - Alarm!
Damien - *shoots him in the head* Oh shut up.
Jimmy - Woo! I like it.
Joel - Wich way.
Jimmy - Terminals... 3rd floor.
Damien - *shoot the way inside terminal room*
Jimmy - *plug his laptop* Gimme bout two منٹ mate.
Damien - Sure. *shoot مزید FBI*
Joel - They won't do anything funny.
Damien - Ohhhh I forgot how good if feels.
Jimmy - OK shit. It's Terminal A-3 that is in main office of leader of this section. OK Joel go get him.
Joel - *burst doors open and shoot the Boss*
Boss - Please d-dont..
Joel - *looks at picture of Boss with family* I get too soft... *bags terminal and comes to Jimmy*
Jimmy - Up ahead we do burning. I'll scheach in garage, Joel maintance room, Damien weaponry, we are shearching for Thermite.

Damien - *burst inside weaponry and kills FBI inside there* Hmm *takes Thermite* Danke.

Joel - *opens maintance room with crowbar*
Janitor - Don't shoot me!
Joel - On the ground... *grabs thermite*

Jimmy - *grabs Thermite turns around and shoot the FBI car* Ya can't fool me mate. *someone fall out from the car*

:Server room:

Jimmy - *burns the terminals* Alright..
Jake - They gonna gas the place heli is ready to pick آپ up
Jimmy - So Lads.. آپ trust me now?
Damien - Shut up... Mate...
Jimmy - Hehe...
Joel - Let's go. *runs*

:Safehouse:

Jimmy - Aaaaand deleted.
Joel - That was harder than I thought.
Damien - Well were used to work in 4.
Jake - About that. *shows them recording*

:Recording:
:14:32:
:Equestrian Bank:

Lenny - This is Lenny from Reapers. آپ know The best on BlackNET. Apparently my squad sold me off to Police. Those bastards left me here. For fuck sake... I can hear Police coming here. OK so Skull Gang, save me, I'll شامل میں you.
Joel - Who is it.
Jimmy - Lenny, 25 from Poland - Europe. He used to do big deals in Europe and America. Famous works - Moscowian Job and 10 banks in one night Washington D.C. this guy is pure hardcore - مزید pro than you. He can pull of craziest stealth heists. No witnesses. He burned down Polish parliament in his mask. Reapers was his idea and سے طرف کی that video he got sold out.
Jake - What he said. We gonna break him out.
Jimmy - Cool but first let me make me a سینڈوچ will ya mate...

T.B.C

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New Era : Reborn Episode 11

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Siberia
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Hooffman - I didn't died. I staged it. After that I left with help.

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Hooffman camp
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Hooffman - And stayed here 4 days waiting for this scum to دکھائیں up but he didn't.
Hardscope - *looks down on base*
Ghost - I know Alex was your best friend bu-
Hardscope - It's not about that. I could knew that I remembered Blaze from somewhere.
Hooffman - Tell us what آپ know...
Hardscope - Back in the first GlobeX acts I was in Special Taskforce 32. Me and Alex were an executive Snipers.
Hooffman - And.
Hardscope - Mission 27th. Take down right hoof of Golden Horn. Vladimir Chehenkov. We failed. But...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S3E5 PART 4

posted by Canada24

Saten: It's too bad that Carly girl didn't come.

Derby: She seemed kinda messed up in the head.

Saten: So?

Derby: We already have someone for that role.

FLASHBACK:

Master Sword: ارے Derpy, happy birthday.. Here's your present.

Derpy: Is that a head!?

Master Sword: (holding dead ٹٹو head) Yep, he shouldn't of touched my stuff!

END FLASHBACK:

Starlight: Are آپ sure guys sure about this..

Saten: ارے we're here for you.

Spike: Me tw-

Saten: (angrily) SHUT UP SPIKE!.. (calmly to Starlight) See, we're all دوستوں here.

Starlight: Well, no offence Saten, but آپ don't exactly build to my comfort.

Saten: Hey.....

Rarity and Princess Luna having چائے

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 8

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 8
Battle for Everyone Soul
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Darkness - *sigh* I didn't want to bring Ponies to this.
Lightning - We are choosing to die for the sake of better good.
Whiteheart - *looks on ground*
Darkness - Let's go.
3 hours later.
-The big machine ٹٹو is moving forward-
Lightning - Now! *jumps on its head*
Officer - Enemies protect Deus Ex!
Darkness - *jumps on ground* Don't اقدام a muscle.
Soldier - Ghaaaa! *runs on Darkness*
Darkness - *smiles wide* fool *avoids and cut him in half then rush at soldiers killing them*
Whiteheart - *jumps on Mech head*
Lightning - *stabs an crack in it* Help me open it.
Bluewave...

MLP Crossover

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 2

The Darkness That Covers The Skies.

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Border Guard.
14:25
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Traveler - ارے Joe how is life.
Guard - Boring... How is your traveling going?
Traveler - Pretty good but finally I can speak with my family.
Guard - That is nice.
*something moved in bushes*
Traveler - hm?
Guard - What the- ارے don't go closer!
Traveler - Chill dude it is possibly only an anim-
*something pulls him inside bushes*
Guard - Oh shit! *grabs gun* dude don't joke...
*blood start to go out of the bushes*
Guard - *grabs radio* I-I need help... Right now...
HQ - This is HQ your location.
Guard - X-432 Y-329
HQ - Attacker?
Batpony...

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

2 years after occurences of Demon-Pony war the life was doing normally untill some times changed.

Episode 1 - Foolish calm.
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Darkness - *yawn* when this school got so boring...
Lightning - Since anyone can't beat our demonic duo hehe...
Darkness - We have it easy sitting in student concuil...
Lightning - Me as president of concuil and آپ as Leader of Juistice Committee.
Darkness - This still is boring Ponies are scared to do something bad eh...
Whiteheart - Noone want to battle with آپ after all.
Darkness - Right... Even without my hoof I am better than them.
Dan - *enters room* This can...

The Singing دل (prologue)

posted by fahmad27

Cover story done by ChaosQueen

Princess Celestia rose the sun up and set it all over Equestria. A purple قلعہ stood majestically in the center of the village. A purple alicorn with purple mane and گلابی highlights stepped outside. She seemed to be in a hurry.

"Spike, hurry!" The alicorn shouted. "We need to be at the train station in fifteen minutes!"

"Coming Twilight!" Spike called from inside. He was a small baby dragon with purple skin and green spikes. Spike carried a book and a quil that he always use for taking dictation notes from Twilight Sparkle. He knows he does not need it it. But it is still best to keep the book...

Trixe's funhouse remake, Part 4

posted by Canada24

Trixie gently ran the چھری down my body. Almost as if caressing me.

Who knows, maybe she was.

I don't know.

I was too busy crying.

The fear levels was to much for me to handle.

But Trixie ignored my cries and raised the چھری dramatically into the air, about to stab me. And I had no choice but to wait for the pain.

But suddenly she screamed in pain as a wooden chair was thrown on her.

She fell down from the impact of the blow.

Also, the impact instantly broke the chair.

"Who's a dumb butch now!" Cried an familiar voice. And I looked over to see an angry AppleBloom. As she was obviously the one who...

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Awesome ٹٹو pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor

Random ponies

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Don't Eat Cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the سٹریٹ, گلی from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell آپ something.
Jeff: آپ look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if آپ don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill آپ two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4:...

[SFM Ponies]: Season 5 Hype Train [Explicit]

added by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight is fucking scary in this video! Her head should not be on a train!!

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my little ٹٹو friendship is magic

On The Block Episode 15 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...

On The Block Episode 9 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, آپ finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Christmas List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got مزید important news.
Tom: Yes. In the گزشتہ episode, we forgot...

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I once made so reviews.. Felt I'd share them.. Apologizes if I reviewed these stories BEFORE

posted by Canada24

CUPCAKES:
I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were مزید writers like Sergent Sprinkles".
This is, in my opinion, the greatest creepypasta ever.
Not even for the plot. But the but most of the narration's are the reason why I would say the story is a bit of an inspiration to me.. As he/she really knows how to fill certain moods when describing the settings..
Not only that, but the fact that Cupcakes has some of the greastest پرستار ویڈیوز and پرستار sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready...

Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Title Screen

Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know آپ spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good...

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MLP Pain's Prejudice: Chapter 2

posted by DragonAura15

"If there's anything آپ want to talk about... "

"If there's anything you want to talk about... "

"Here we are!" Ethereal stood in front of a shimmering pool of water.
    "Where did this come from?" Silversheen asked.
    "See that crack in the ceiling?" Ethereal pointed with her hoof. There was indeed a fairly small تقسیم, الگ کریں in the ceiling of the cavern. Water dripped down from it, landing softly in the pool below. "Apparently we're underneath a pond right now. Isn't that cool?"
    "It is," Silversheen admitted.
    "Well, what am I still doing standing around?...

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On The Block Episode 3 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic قوس قزح as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia: *Sitting at her ڈیسک in her office*
Timothy: Princess, I trust that آپ enjoy this desk, we worked real hard to make it.
Celestia: Thank you. Now, I need to know about Twilight Sparkle. She has betrayed me too many times now, and we must find her.
Timothy: I regret to inform you...