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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Julia, and Tim returned to their station.

Julia: Okay, I'm going inside to find the Captain.
Tim: آپ do that. I'm going to talk to Toby, and Red for a while.
Julia: *Goes inside*
Tim: *Walks to Toby, and Red* ارے آپ two.
Red: Hi Tim.
Toby: Anything good happening lately?
Tim: No. My police car just blew up.
Toby: You're kidding.
Tim: *Shakes his head* The engine stalled, there was a big rig that blew up, caused a chain reaction, and my car was part of it.
Red: Isn't it Julia's car since she drives it?
Toby: That's a good way of putting it.
Tim: آپ guys have fun with this, but me, and Julia are going to be in a lot of trouble.

A truck arrived, pulling a trailer with an old police car.

Tim: What's this?
Toby: Captain Jefferson ordered this car.
Red: He wants something to remind him of his childhood.
Toby: When he saw a bunch of TV shows that wanted him to become a police officer.
Tim: That's cool. I'm going to go see the Captain. *Walks to the building*
Captain Jefferson: *Sees Tim come inside* There آپ are Miller. Now go sit in my office, and wait for me. I have to go see if my police car arrived.
Tim: It's there.
Captain Jefferson: Good. *Goes outside*
Tim: *Enters Captain Jefferson's office, and sits اگلے to Julia* What did آپ tell the Captain?
Julia: Nothing yet. I just کہا we wanted to see him. Where did he go?
Tim: Did آپ see what just arrived?
Julia: No. How can I see when I'm in here? There aren't any windows. What is it?
Tim: An old Monaco.
Captain Jefferson: *Returns, and enters his office, sitting in front of Tim, and Julia* Now then. What can I do for آپ two?
Tim: آپ know how some things end up going much worse than آپ want them to?
Captain Jefferson: Yes. What's this leading to?
Julia: During pursuit of two سٹریٹ, گلی racers, one of them hit the back of our car so hard, it ended up knocking me out.
Tim: He got away, and as I got the car onto the side of the road, the engine stalled. Then the other suspect abandoned her car in the middle of the freeway, and dozens of cars began crashing into each other. Then, a truck full of explosives joins in on the crashes, and starts a chain reaction of cars blowing up, involving ours.
Captain Jefferson:.... I'm sorry, I thought آپ said, your car stalled, and ended up blowing up in a crash.
Julia: It did Captain. We're very sorry.
Captain Jefferson:.... *Bangs his hoof on his desk* THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!
Julia: Captain?
Captain Jefferson: We have two racers out there causing havoc, and آپ screw up, letting them escape!
Julia: *Her eyes begin to produce tears* I didn't-
Captain Jefferson: To سب, سب سے اوپر it all off, your police car, which costs a hundred thousand dollars might I add, explodes!!!
Julia: *Cries while hugging Tim*
Tim: I think this could have gone better.
Captain Jefferson: *Calms down* I'm sorry آپ two. I never had to deal with a police car that blew up. آپ would've acted the same way if آپ were in my shoes. Believe me.
Julia: *Stops crying, and wipes her tears* What now?
Captain Jefferson: Until your car gets repaired, آپ will be on traffic control on the freeway, where your accident occurred. I just got a call from the road department, and they say that it'll take a week to repair the damage the truck caused.
Tim: We can do that. Can't we Julia?
Julia: Yeah, we can.
Captain Jefferson: All right, good.

2 B Continued
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posted by candylover246
God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the سیکنڈ i کریں شائع it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.



*once upon a time in Ponyville*

It was a lovely nice beautiful دن in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a random gay thought suddenly popped up in her گلابی head.

"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of دوستوں is gay", Pinkie said...
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added by zanhar1
Source: zoe-product
I was watching some Yo Mama ویڈیوز on YouTube before I started writing this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope آپ guys have a laugh with this.

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."

-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!

-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a دن for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought قوس قزح Dash was made out of Skittles!

-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish...
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Source: sazuko
added by zanhar1
Source: pintrest (if anyone knows the exact artist, let me know)
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Source: aquila sadiqua zeba
#5: Anthropology سے طرف کی JasonTheHuman
Okay, I haven't actually read it..But it's on Triq267's فہرست of must reads, and I want to have at least ONE story to hate on, despite never reading it. Cause, as Brad Jones would say.
"Hating on stuff everyone likes, makes me think I'm being cool.. But really it makes me look like a total asshole"


#4: THE گلابی TEMPTATION سے طرف کی CooperCrisp:
Look I just don't care about Carrot Cake.. I'm sorry.
But this writer has some really well done talent..

link


#3: SPIKE'S قوس قزح DASH سے طرف کی MallaJone:
SpikeXDash isn't the WORST idea for a ship. And this writer is kinda talented.
But...
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added by triq267
Source: Alasou
HELLO! EVERYPONY The story for this دکھائیں down with the evil کتیا, کتيا Queen Chrysalis was epic it's amazing what the staff did with bringing the changeling army for one last time plus did everypony like that thorax was reformed Changeling ! Then in the long run we all knew that Queen Chrysalis did not want to reform for good because she feeds on the hate of others and was born to hate everypony and others anyway let me know in my opinion if آپ liked the season finale of season 6 یا not ?


Hopefully season 7 we get to see princess Ember become better دوستوں with spike and perhaps we will someday get the full story of the evil sirens in Equestria !
BEST:

CUPCAKES:
This story truly is my favourite creepy pasta.
I made stories of it myself.
Not only that, but the fact that Cupcakes has some of the greastest پرستار ویڈیوز and پرستار sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready to Die/Andrew WK". Witch, according to Conan (yes, I watch Conan, deal with it, hahaha) the song was made directly for the video, same with the whole song. Guess its why most of the songs are party themed, particulary the one used for Hellsing Abridged.
Anyway.
Obviously this story two thumbs up for me.
As its "different"...
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THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD آپ HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL آپ SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS آپ TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY یا WHATEVER YOUR ٹٹو NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER...
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Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did آپ spend it all بیئر again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that دن came and went after آپ gave yourself...
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I thought I would have مزید ideas from here.. But... I don't.

So this concludes the third season. I have مزید annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.

A lot of my دوستوں want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.

This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro سیکنڈ after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are مزید یا less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
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Source: joyreactor, EQD
Flash Sentry trotted down the majestic streets of Ponyville. It was late evening, and he was headed his way to meet up with his دوستوں in their پسندیدہ tavern of the town, “The Tipsy Horse”. He was not wearing his Royal Guard uniform, as instead, he wore a loose شرٹ, قمیض and dark jeans. The pegasus was still muddled that the Princess Of Love had asked him to be the personal guard of the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The name seemed familiar to him of course, he knew her as the mare that constantly bumped into him around the castle. But the puzzled expression on his face soon...
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A/N: This story was highly inspired سے طرف کی The Love in the Night سے طرف کی Riter on www.fimfiction.net. My version is slightly different, replacing the characters with Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry. Oh, yes, آپ heard me. I’m ready for all the hate. So if آپ don’t like it, don’t read it. Oh, and ignore the errors here and there. Putting all that aside, thank آپ for reading and enjoy!

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Princess Mi Amore Cadenza slowly trotted through the regal hallways of her قلعہ in the great Crystal Empire. The princess of love craned her neck, narrowing her eyes at the rays of light that pierced through...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Letter to EPM
RMP moved faster then we thought originally. The last prep work has ended and talks with KGB are ended. They will take over operation Shadow Raid and we will call government take over aswell.
Cheif Juistice Dan von Shadowknight"

Dan - Everyone! We have prepared count-reformation aginst RMP movemen, we officially control Canterlot so we are in upper hand. VSS will be supported سے طرف کی EMP and KGB. Our enemy is RMP and GSF. We will crush our enemies! We will eliminate the evildoers! We will protect Equestria in its full image! Take back Ponyville and make peace! Innocent kids and grow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 11 is beginning

Rainbow Dash & Applejack: *Turning on the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie & Twilight: *Connecting the pad to the core, and running to the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: Did we fix any barriers?
Applejack: Yes, but it was off screen.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two zombies with her Spas 12, blowing their heads off* Aw, I can no longer hear their screams if they no longer have mouths.
Twilight: *Shoots the head off of a zombie with her Stakeout* No مزید meat for you.
Applejack: آپ were three feet away. Big deal.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*

They were back in the projector room

Pinkie...
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posted by austinhaynes
dear mlp animators and voice actors my name is Austin Ryan Haynes and i am12 years old i live in the u.s.a in north Carolina my life had been ruend سے طرف کی my parents until mlp came out.your دکھائیں helped me stay away from me killing myself and hurting me. i just wanted to say maybe one دن i can work with آپ guys in hasbro. people use to call me gay and it hurt. now that i know that there are مزید like me in the world i am standing up to them pease if آپ can try to contact me i might have some pointers. your پرستار AustinHaynes