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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Andy's car
Andy's car
January 12, 2001

Andy: *Stops his car in front of the police station*
Lewis: *Gets out*
Andy: *Drives away*
Bob: *Watches Lewis enter the police station* Lewis, guess what Shawn got the two of us.
Lewis: What?
Bob: Come on, follow me. *Walks with Lewis outside into a parking lot*
 Outside were two Chrysler 300's, just like this
Outside were two Chrysler 300's, just like this

Lewis: I guess this explains why Andy sold my car yesterday.
Bob: Yep. These are our welcome back gifts.
Leonard: *Walks over* Welcome back آپ two.
Bob: Thanks Leonard.
Leonard: Lewis, I gotta talk to you.
Lewis: Alright.
Bob: I'll go somewhere else, and let آپ talk in private. *Leaves*
Leonard: Andy thinks, you're seeing mares for prostitution.
Lewis: What gave him that idea?
Leonard: Three years ago, he saw you-
Lewis: Hey, that was three years ago. That mare he saw me with? She paid me 80 bucks for helping her get her car fixed.
Leonard: Well, alright, but if I find out that you're making money off of mares for sexual favors, you're gonna be in deep shit. The same goes to Bob, Shawn, and every other police pony.

Leonard was always on our case about this, but at the Silver Ballroom, on December of 2005, Bob made plans. Two new officers joined us while we were suspended. They were Bobby Fore, and Ren Blaze.
 Ren Blaze
Ren Blaze

 Bobby
Bobby


Bob: Okay, we all know about the mares in Illinois, right?
Orion: What part of Illinois?
Bob: East St. Foalis, they're just across the river from us.
Edwina: *Arrives*

There was also Edwina Warbucks. Warbucks wasn't an officer, but she was going to help us.

Bob: She's going to sneak into their hideout with a camera on a pair of glasses. *Pulls out the pair of glasses* The camera is too small to be seen, but the video quality is good. We can see everything.
Bobby: When are we pulling this off?
Bob: In two days. Edwina finds the drugs, we get millions of bucks, and we'll be rich for a very long time. Who's in?
Orion: We're all in.
Ren: Here here.
Kyle: *Arrives* Bob, your payment to me has been doubled.
Bob: Oh, Jesus Christ.
Kyle: It's been 13 years Mr. Stone! I want my money now!
Bob: Kyle, how many times do I have to tell you, the scratch on that laser disc was there before I got it? I mean for all I know, آپ could have put it there.
Kyle: I didn't! آپ did! Give me my money!
Lewis: Kyle, come on. *Walks Kyle out of the bar* Just get the fuck out of here!
Kyle: I'll be back آپ guys! آپ just wait!! *Walks away*

2 B Continued
Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was now leaving when suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.

Trixie: (after calming down a bit) Saten? What آپ doing here!?

Saten: I, I came to watch you.

Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, آپ NEVER come to watch me.

Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.

Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go ہوم and take a bath.

Saten: I, I can walk آپ home..

Trixie: No thanks.. I need the alone time.. (starts leaving).

Saten: But I have to know... Do آپ still love me!?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on سٹریٹ, گلی corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing اگلے to Double Scoop*
Tom: مزید ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands اگلے to...
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 My Corvette
My Corvette
Halligan's convoy just entered Canterlot. I was following close behind in my Corvette.

Halligan: *Stops at the restaurant Nikki was at in the گزشتہ part of this fanfic*
Nikki: *Walks to Halligan* Let me drive.
Halligan: Oh no. For safety reasons, new recruits can't-
Nikki: Let me drive!
Halligan: *Slides into the passenger seat*
Nikki: *Gets into the driver's seat*
Sean: *Waiting in his car, and sets a sticky bomb to explode in twenty seconds* There's only four trucks in the convoy. Let's hope this bomb blows them all up. *Opens the right window, and drives forward. He throws the sticky bomb...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was watching مزید television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still دکھانا that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like...
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everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that Cupcakes was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: CUPCAKES COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony started leaving Tom's house.

Tom: I hope آپ enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if آپ didn't, then f**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI ٹٹو who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed سے طرف کی that assassin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground سے طرف کی Saten...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic قوس قزح as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating Christmas at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do آپ like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at...
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posted by alexischaos2004
NOTE: No, there won't be any alicorn transformations یا any alicorn characters in this fanfiction, just normal Equestrian stuff! Also, there is no demented, messed up content in this fanfic. Not yaoi یا yuri. Not a creepypasta, either.

"Meet Fluttershy!"

Fluttershy paced through the sky, her cream colored wings flapping rapidly. She flew over the bustling streets of PonyVille, enjoying her flight. Fluttershy never flapped her wings this fast, but she still never gained confidence in challenging قوس قزح Dash to a race. She has also changed just a bit, she no longer has fears over pointless occasions....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are دوستوں live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad دن for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To دکھائیں آپ what we're talking about, let me دکھائیں آپ four pictures.

Look at the four bottom pictures.

Master Sword: Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was told about what happened on the Southern Pacific, and decided to give Renee another chance.

Renee: *Enters Pete's office*
Pete: I've got a freight train that needs to go north into Laramie. Do آپ think آپ have what it takes to drive it?
Renee: Yeah.
Pete: Okay. Your engines were destroyed in that explosion back at Ogden, so you're gonna use engine 844. Nemo, and Metal Gloss will help آپ find it.
Renee: Thank you.

Renee entered the servicing facility where she saw Metal Gloss, and Nemo.

Renee: Pete...
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YTP is short for youtube poop. I have no idea why it's called that, so don't ask me.
video
my
magic
friendship
قوس قزح dash
is
fluttershy
my little ٹٹو
my little ٹٹو friendship is magic
 Searin' (Blazin's mom, اگلے to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!
Searin' (Blazin's mom, next to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!
As of now, Blazin's parent's are at the hospital waiting for the foal ہے, بچھیری to arrive. Blazin' is sitting at home, accompanied سے طرف کی Celestia, because Luna was asleep during the day. It was a long wait, and he was getting nervous.

Celestia: Please relax, everything will be fine. Your sister will be here soon, I'm sure of it.

Blazin': I know, but waiting is just making me مزید nervous....

The mane six were in a corner of his living room, staring at him like he was hyped on sugar.

Rarity: This is سے طرف کی far the scariest I've seen him so far. He's not even doing anything, but still...

Blazin' suddenly looks at...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
And now, it's time for fanmail from your پسندیدہ six ponies, the mane 6!

Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, سے طرف کی giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think آپ sound great with your new voice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Let's start with the fanmail, shall we?

Heartsong, and Annie start bringing them notes.

Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one...
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In the گزشتہ part of this story, we saw a few ponies working on a railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that carries a lot of ponies to hundreds of cities all around Equestria. Now, there's another railroad آپ get to read about called The Union Pacific. Though it doesn't serve all three of the regions in Equestria, the Union Pacific is the largest railway in all of Equestria. Freight trains go to many of the hundreds of cities in the midwest, یا western region.

Applejack: That was the railway with the big boys we were talking about earlier.
Interviewer: Yeah.
Applejack: Then I ain't...
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