Notes: The My Little ٹٹو franchise and the Batman franchise are not owned and created سے طرف کی me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her دوستوں were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight کہا "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy کہا "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

قوس قزح Dash کہا "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie کہا "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and کہا "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."

The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.

Twilight Sparkle کہا "This cake should be much better than your گزشتہ cake."

Mr. Cake nervously کہا "I'm sorry about selling آپ a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."

applejack کی, اپپلیجاک کہا "It seems like everything's ready."

Twilight Sparkle کہا "The guests will be here soon."

Spike arrived and کہا "Hi girls."

Twilight Sparkle کہا "It seems like آپ arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."

Spike کہا "I got better things to do than be helpful."

Meanwhile The Joker was being chased سے طرف کی Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He کہا "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker کہا "This is مزید than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.

Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord کہا "I'm here."

Twilight Sparkle کہا "Welcome Discord. I hope that آپ enjoy your birthday party."

Discord کہا "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as آپ didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and کہا "It's nice."

Fluttershy کہا "Thank goodness."

Discord کہا "However it feels lacking."

Twilight Sparkle کہا "What are آپ talking about?"

Discord کہا "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."

Twilight Sparkle کہا "Why would your party need chaos?"

Discord کہا "Because I love chaos. آپ wouldn't understand. Ponies like آپ take away the fun in life سے طرف کی being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"

Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord کہا "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."

The Joker was surprised سے طرف کی the ponies and Discord, but he was amused سے طرف کی it. The Joker کہا "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle کہا "But I didn't hire a clown. Did آپ hire him Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie کہا "No, but he seems cool."

The Joker کہا "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord shook the Joker's hand and کہا "I'm Discord. I love chaos and this is my birthday."

The Joker کہا "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord کہا "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."

The Joker patted Discord on the head and کہا "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and کہا "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle was confused. She کہا "Why did آپ call me that?"

The Joker کہا "I'm sorry to confuse آپ Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and کہا "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker pointed to قوس قزح Dash and کہا "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker کہا "Rarity آپ remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."

Rarity کہا "Why?"

The Joker کہا "Because آپ both think that you're better looking than آپ actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker کہا "It seems like آپ forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"

Spike کہا "I'm not liking the clown."

The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and کہا "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord laughed so hard and کہا "I love this guy. He's amazing."

The Joker کہا "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle کہا "We don't know who that is."

The Joker sighed and کہا "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for آپ ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and کہا "I want آپ 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make آپ disappear."

Rarity angrily کہا "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"

Twilight Sparkle کہا "It's just a quick magic trick."

applejack کی, اپپلیجاک کہا "Fine."

The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.

Pinkie Pie کہا "Are آپ going to make us disappear now?"

The Joker کہا "Actually I'm going to take آپ with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle کہا "Why would آپ sell us?"

The Joker کہا "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However آپ will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord nervously کہا "Are آپ actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"

The Joker کہا "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."

Discord thought about what to do. He کہا "Can آپ at least release Fluttershy?"

The Joker shook his head and کہا "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."

Discord angrily کہا "Then I must stop آپ Joker."

The Joker کہا "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord tried to مککا, عجیب الخلقت the Joker, but he missed. Discord کہا "Can آپ stay put so I can مککا, عجیب الخلقت you?"

The Joker کہا "I would love to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord کہا "You hurt me."

The Joker کہا "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord کہا "It appears that آپ can't take away the ponies now آپ weird looking fool."

The Joker angrily کہا "I demand آپ to let the cage come back to the ground."

Discord smiled and کہا "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.

The Joker کہا "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord کہا "It seems like I'll have to defeat آپ in a مزید simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.

The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at آپ ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle کہا "Thank آپ for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought آپ were."

Discord کہا "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."

Batman handed Discord the key and snuck away.

applejack کی, اپپلیجاک کہا "Who was that mysterious person?"

Rarity کہا "I think it was Ben Affleck."

Twilight Sparkle کہا "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."

Discord laughed and کہا "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."

Fluttershy blushed and کہا "Okay Discord."

Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.