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 The دائرے, حلقہ comes from the right followed سے طرف کی Wind's name. When they stop, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.
The دائرے, حلقہ comes from the right followed سے طرف کی Wind's name. When they stop, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.


The پرستار fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Windwakerguy430 پرستار Fiction

Guy

Ponies: *Getting off the bus*

Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog

Guy, Harrison, and Tate

Also starring Colgate as Guy's mom
Vinyl Scratch as Camryn
Erik Estrada as the principal
Master Sword, and Rio as the bullies

Harrison: *Walking slower than the other ponies from the bus, and goes to the right, in a driveway*

At the end of the driveway was the back entrance of a clothing store. To the left was a storage shed, سے طرف کی a beige wall.

Harrison: *Walks past the shed, and goes up a flight of stairs set up outside اگلے to the clothing store. He then looks at a door to the right, and knocks*
Guy: *Opens up the door* Harrison?
Harrison: Guy.
Guy: Hey, good to see آپ again, come on in.
Harrison: *Enters the apartment, and closes the door*
Guy: *Sitting at a میز, جدول with Harrison* Do آپ want anything? A drink? A snack? Chips?
Harrison: Not yet. I just came down to tell آپ some good news.
Guy: Good news, eh? Let me hear it.
Harrison: The principal says we're getting two new students from Hunterdon Central.
Guy: Sounds wonderful. I can't wait to دکھائیں them around.
Harrison: Sorry buddy, I've been asked to دکھائیں them around. Why don't آپ enjoy your usual leisurely lunches with Camryn?
Guy: Ha.
Harrison: So what do آپ want to do today?
Guy: I made plans to visit Tate.
Harrison: Aw come on.
Guy: What?
Harrison: You've got better things to do than to play with a 3 سال old. *Laughs* I'm just kidding. Go on, and have fun. I'll see آپ Tuesday.
Guy: Got it. *Stands up with Harrison*

They walk out at the same time.

Harrison: *Closes the door*
Guy: *Walks down the stairs with Harrison* Enjoy President's Day.
Harrison: آپ too. *Turns left, and goes through an alley*

At Tate's house, Guy sat down with him, and played legos.

Tate: *Building a train station* Uh, Guy? Where's my mom?
Guy: She went to get groceries. She'll be back. How's everything going at your school?
Tate: Good. How's yours?
Guy: It's great. This week, instead of having just Saturday, and Sunday off, I have tomorrow, and Monday off as well.
Tate: Wow.
Guy: And my friend told me that two students are coming to our school from another place.
Tate: Where are they coming from?
Guy: Hunterdon Central in Ponyville.

Just then, Guy's cellphone vibrated.

Guy: *Looks at the phone*
Tate: What is it Guy?
Guy: *Reading a text* It's from my mom. She wants me ہوم for رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا soon. *Replies to the text*

Half an گھنٹہ later

Mom: *Puts her dinner, and Guy's رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا on the table. They are both having meatloaf with a salad* So, how was Tate?
Guy: He's good. How was work?
Mom: It was wonderful. What did آپ do in school today?
Guy: Oh, not much. In Employment Transition, we're looking for a place that will hire us to work.
Mom: Where do آپ want to work?
Guy: I've دیا it a lot of thought. آپ know that autoshop I pass to go to school?
Mom: The one on Route 12?
Guy: That's the one. I've been thinking about going there to be a mechanic.
Mom: How wonderful.
Guy: *Nods* I've been learning a lot from the autotech class I take since I joined Ponytech. I think I have what it takes.
Mom: Then, good luck to you.
Guy: Thanks. Let's eat.

They began to eat their dinner.

Today was the دن that Harrison was دکھانا the new students around.

Harrison: So, آپ two are from Central.
Rio: That's right.
Master Sword: Hunterdon Central.
Harrison: Well, as I understand, Central is a big school.
Master Sword: Hunterdon Central!!
Rio: Cool it Sword.
Master Sword: MY NAME IS MASTER SWORD GODDAMMIT!!
Rio: *To Harrison* Anyway, I thought Hunterdon Central was so big, it was like Neigh York City. Half of the school is divided سے طرف کی a stream. I always liked to think that was the Hudson River.
Harrison: And the two bridges were the Manehattan, and Brooklyn Bridge.
Rio: Yeah. *Laughs* I can tell we're gonna get along just fine.
Harrison: Yeah, Del Val isn't as big as Central, but we got a lot of friendly ponies here. Also, there's no bullying aloud. Everyone here takes it very seriously.
Rio: Oh, I wouldn't dream of it. *Smiling at Master Sword*

Later at lunch, Master Sword, and Rio sat at a میز, جدول سے طرف کی their selves.

Harrison: *Sitting اگلے to Guy* There's the new ponies. They're sitting all سے طرف کی their selves.
Guy: That's a shame.
Harrison: They seem like really nice ponies too.
Guy: Let's invite them to our table. We have three empty seats. I'm sure they'll come sit with us.
Harrison: But Guy, those special ed ponies اگلے to us need you. Jason needs the goodbye song, Daniel needs to see skittles on google, and Kevin-
Guy: I'll be right back. This won't take long. *Gets up, and walks to Master Sword, and Rio*
Master Sword: What do آپ think of this place so far?
Rio: Crap. Our very first دن here, and already, we have a delayed opening.
Master Sword: It didn't effect us really. We had to travel here from Ponyville, after our parents decided to move.

Guy arrived, but he wanted to wait for them to finish their conversation.

Rio: Why did yours move?
Master Sword: Business. They got a promotion, and had to اقدام here.
Rio: My parents decided we needed a change of scenery. Couldn't we have waited until the school سال finished? If not, we could have at least gone to Pennsylvania.
Guy: Excuse me.
Master Sword & Rio: What?
Guy: I was wondering, if آپ two would like to come sit at my table.
Rio: A stallion with a mare's looks.
Master Sword: No thanks. Get out of here.
Guy: *Walks away* That's never happened to me before. What's their problem?
Master Sword: Pennsylvania?!
Rio: Hey, I'd just be right across the river from you, that's all. I'd just have to walk half a mile, depending on where I live.
Master Sword: آپ still didn't get your license?
Rio: No, the instructor failed me, because I hit a curb. I think the test is rigged.

Back at Guy's میز, جدول

Harrison: They کہا that to you?
Guy: *Nods*
Harrison: What the hell?
Guy: Don't say that Harrison. Not here.
Harrison: They got along with me without any problems. Why did they say that to you?
Guy: *Sighs* I don't know. After lunch, I'll talk to the principal.

After eating his lunch, Guy went to talk to the principal.

Erik: *Waiting for Guy to enter his office*
Guy: *Enters* Hello Principal Estrada.
Erik: Guy, please sit down.
Guy: *Sits down*
Erik: I understand آپ wanted to see me.
Guy: That's right. Something happened in the cafeteria.
Erik: Tell me about it.
Guy: Those two students that transferred here from Hunterdon Central, I offered them a spot at my lunch table, but they weren't polite about it.
Erik: Would آپ like to tell me what they said?
Guy: They told me that I looked like a mare, and told me to go away. I know my face looks feminine, but their تبصرہ was very disrespectful.
Erik: I see. Let me talk to them, and I'll straighten everything out.
Guy: Okay. May I get going to Employment Transition?
Erik: Yes, go right ahead. They're going to teach آپ how to make resumes, right?
Guy: Yeah, and how to act during an interview. I don't want to miss out on that.
Erik: Go for it.
Guy: Thank you. *Gets up, and goes to his اگلے class*

After talking to Guy, Master Sword, and Rio were called down to the principal's office, but they had to wait سے طرف کی the secretary's desk.

Rio: *Playing with his hat* Ugh!
Master Sword: What is taking so long?!
Secretary: Principal Estrada is in a meeting with one of the teachers. آپ must wait.
Erik: Okay, send them in.
Secretary: آپ may go.
Master Sword: *Follows Rio to Erik's office*

They sat in front of Erik in his office.

Erik: Now, I understand آپ two are new here, but there are some things آپ need to know.
Master Sword: Why are we here?
Erik: آپ were rude to somepony offering آپ to sit with him during lunch.
Rio: The stallion with the mare's face.
Erik: His name is Guy.
Master Sword: Whatever.
Erik: Listen, we do not tolerate bullying here at all.
Rio: Are آپ sure? *Takes out five hundred dollars*
Erik: Where did آپ get that?
Rio: My mom works at the hospital in Ponyville. They pay her twice this amount for three hours of work.
Erik: That's nice, but I don't want it.
Rio: Of course آپ don't. آپ want more.
Erik: No! I don't want any of it!
Master Sword: Everypony has his limit.
Rio: How many zeros do آپ want to see on these bills?
Erik: No! Put it away!
Rio: *Puts the money away*
Erik: I'm going to suspend آپ for that. Don't come back tomorrow, یا Thursday, both of you. If آپ ever bully Guy, یا another student, you'll make things much worse for yourselves. Now go wait at Study Hall while I call your parents to pick آپ up.
Master Sword: Uh, speaking of pick up, I have my own car, plus a driver's license. Can I drive here?
Erik: Only if آپ improve your behavior.
Master Sword: Okay.
Rio: Come on, let's go. *Leaves with Master Sword*

The cafeteria was where study hall took place when Master Sword, and Rio got there.

Rio: Now this is really crap.
Master Sword: Think of it this way. We have two days off, and then just one مزید day, and then we have the weekend.
Rio: Well, when آپ put it that way, it's kind of like we're being rewarded for bullying that mare faced stallion. What was his name, Guy?
Master Sword: Forget it, let's call him gay. He's not the reason we got suspended, it's because of آپ trying to bribe Principal Estrada.

Someone shouted their names.

Rio: Looks like our parents are here.
Master Sword: How are your parents going to act?
Rio: They might ground me until my suspension is over. Yours?
Master Sword: I don't think they'll let me drive my car.

Their names were shouted out loud again.

Rio: Alright, let's go. *Stands up with Master Sword, and goes out of study hall*
Guy: *In Principal Estrada's office*
Erik: The two ponies have been suspended. They won't be back until Friday. That should give them enough time to think about what they did, but if they still give آپ any problems, you're always welcome to come tell me.
Guy: Thank you.

Back at home, Guy had hot dogs for رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا with his mom.

Mom: How was school?
Guy: Good, though there were two ponies that just transferred to the school.
Mom: Where did they come from?
Guy: Hunterdon Central. I guess that's why they decided to be mean to me when I offered a نشست for them at my lunch table.
Mom: Oh. Did آپ tell the principal?
Guy: Yes.
Mom: Good. Let's hope they learn their lesson.

After talking about the two ponies Guy just met, they continued eating their dinner.

Friday. Master Sword, and Rio were sitting together in Study Hall, اگلے to a big window, where no one could hear them.

Rio: Now, to discuss business.
Master Sword: We've talked to nearly every teacher, and they say Guy is their favorite. Do آپ think they'll accept any bribes?
Rio: If it's high enough. The janitors, I know will be easy to bribe, but the teachers, and that principal will be difficult.
Master Sword: How much do آپ think we'll need?
Rio: For the janitors, two hundred will convince them to be quiet. The teachers, and principals however, will need at least a hundred thousand.
Master Sword: That's a lot. Can we do it?
Rio: Have آپ seen the load of money we got from selling our house in Ponyville?

Meanwhile in Biology, Guy was with Harrison, and Camryn after they finished their work.

Harrison: That was extremely difficult.
Camryn: I didn't have any trouble.
Guy: I سیکنڈ that. *Sarcastic* Harrison is just very stupid.
Harrison: Says the stallion who got insulted for inviting two ponies to sit with him at lunch.
Camryn: What?
Guy: Harr, I was being sarcastic.
Harrison: I know. So was I.

Guy's nickname for Harrison, although it's spelled Harr, its pronounced the same as Hair.

When school ended, Guy was driving his car home.

Rio: *On a bus with Master Sword* ارے Sword, look.
Master Sword: What is it?
Rio: Look who's behind us.
Master Sword: *Sees Guy in his car behind his bus* That's Guy.
Rio: I thought we were calling him gay.
Master Sword: Right, whatever. Now if we had a parking space in the school parking lot, we could tail him home, and trash the place.
Rio: And him.
Master Sword: That too. Let's start bribing everypony on Monday.

On Sunday, Rio went to visit Master Sword. He was carrying white saddlebags.

Rio: *Knocking on the door*
Master Sword: Come in.
Rio: *Walks into the house*
Master Sword: What are آپ doing with those?
Rio: *Walks to a table* What does it look like I'm doing stupid?
Master Sword: Carrying them.
Rio: Exactly. *Sets it down the table* But now I'm not carrying them anymore. Do آپ know why?
Master Sword: Rio, treat me like an idiot later. آپ کہا آپ had something important.
Rio: That's right, I do. *Opens his left saddlebag, and pulls out a money maker*
Master Sword: *Looks at it* What is that?
Rio: I'll دکھائیں you. *Puts in a piece of paper*

Four Fifty dollar bills came out from the right.

Rio: Depending on what kind of bills we want, the money comes out of either the left, یا right. The left side is for 20 dollar bills, یا lower. Everything else comes out of the right.
Master Sword: When it comes to printing out the money, does it vary on how big the paper is?
Rio: That's right. If you're able to, get as much paper as آپ can from the school. Let them pay for the ذریعہ of our income.
Master Sword: How did آپ get this?
Rio: I built it myself.

Harrison, and Camryn were visiting Guy. They were sitting in front of the TV watching Bonanza.

Camryn & Guy: *Kissing*
Harrison: I thought آپ two were gonna watch the show.
Camryn: We are.
Harrison: How much longer are آپ going to do that?
Guy: I don't know.
Camryn: This isn't what we originally had planned.
Guy: When آپ asked to come visit me at the same time Camryn did, I thought we'd just have fun, but things seem to be going towards the romantic side instead.
Harrison: No kidding.
Guy: Let's turn the TV off. Wanna go to the park?
Harrison: Sure.
Camryn: Yeah.
Harrison: *Turns off the TV*

They spent the rest of the afternoon having fun hanging out at the park.

At the park, Guy, Harrison, and Camryn were enjoying the peace, and quiet. It was cold, so they were wearing jackets.

Harrison: Still thinking about those bullies?
Guy: Not really. How come you're asking me about them?
Harrison: They were pretty nice to me. I think maybe, I could find out why they started picking on you.
Guy: Okay. I'd like to be دوستوں with them.
Camryn: After what they did to you?
Guy: It wasn't serious. They just کہا a couple of things.
Harrison: Hey, maybe they were in a bad mood when آپ went up to them.
Guy: Quite possible.

On Monday, when Harrison was walking down a hallway, he saw Master Sword, and Rio.

Harrison: ارے آپ two.
Rio: *Happy* Hey, there he is! *Hoofbumps Harrison* What's happening buddy?
Harrison: I'm having a good day. How about آپ two?
Master Sword: I'm fine.
Harrison: Listen, do آپ mind if I ask آپ two a question?
Rio: Shoot.
Harrison: There's a ٹٹو I met named Guy. Do آپ know him?
Rio: Does he look like a mare?
Harrison: If you're talking about his face, yeah.
Master Sword: Does he have an old car?
Harrison: Oldest one in the lot.
Rio: Yeah, we know him.
Master Sword: Don't tell me you're دوستوں with that faggot.
Harrison: Who me? Of course not.

Harrison was lying, but neither of the stallions knew this.

Rio: Good.
Master Sword: That guy looks so ridiculous.
Rio: I bet he does ridiculous things too.
Harrison: Like watching My Little Human?
Master Sword: *Laughing* Yeah, I bet he does watch that show. I knew a ٹٹو who kept watching that, and would not stop talking about it, let alone the American Mares movies.
Harrison: If he had a special somepony, what do آپ think she would look like?
Rio: Like a stallion.
Master Sword: *Laughing* When it comes to his special somepony, what's the difference?!
Harrison: *Laughing* Oh boy. آپ two are so funny, but I have to get going.
Rio: Going?
Master Sword: Where to? Hang out with us in the cafeteria until the first گھنٹی, بیل rings.
Harrison: There's a bad پچھواڑے, گدا teacher I wanna talk to, he's really awesome.
Rio: What's his name?
Harrison: Mr. Volpone, the best English teacher ever. Rio: I don't have him.
Master Sword: Neither do I.
Harrison: Are آپ both seniors?
Rio: Yes.
Harrison: Well, looks like you're missing out on a good experience. When آپ get the chance, go to room D119, and talk to him. He's awesome.
Master Sword: Will do.
Harrison: *Leaves*
Master Sword: And now to begin Operation Zero.

Operation Zero is their plan to make a lot of money to bribe the teachers.

When first period began, Master Sword, and Rio began Operation Zero.

Master Sword: *Goes to a desk, and takes ten pieces of paper*
Teacher: What are آپ doing?
Master Sword: آپ don't mind if I take this paper, do you?
Teacher: Of course not, go right ahead.
Master Sword: Thank you.

During study hall, they sat near the windows so no one could hear them.

Rio: How many pieces of paper did آپ get?
Master Sword: I got over 70.
Rio: Nice. I got 75.
Master Sword: Now we can get to the اگلے step of Operation Zero.
Rio: The money making.

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Master Sword: *Putting the paper in the money maker*
Rio: *Hits a button, and one hundred dollar bills come flying out*
Master Sword: *Bribing a science teacher*
Rio: *Giving a math teacher $50,000*
Master Sword: *Giving two janitors a hundred dollars each*
Rio: *Taking paper out of a printer in an empty room*
Master Sword: *Taking paper out of a printer in the library, and putting them into his saddlebags*
Rio: *Puts the paper in his money maker, and watches as مزید 100 dollar bills fly out*
Master Sword: *Catching the money with a leather bag*

The اگلے دن

Master Sword: *Gives Principal Estrada $100,000*
Erik: *Impressed*

After bribing the principal, Master Sword was able to do مزید things, like get a parking space so he could drive to and from school in his white Suburban. He chose a parking space behind Guy's car.

Guy: *Walking out of his car*
Master Sword: *Kicks Guy onto the ground*
Rio: *Kicking Guy in the face several times*
Guy: *His face is covered in blood, and bruises as he talks to Principal Estrada*
Erik: *Shakes his head no*
Guy: *Talking to a teacher*
Teacher: *Shakes her head no*
Guy: *Talking to the janitors*
Janitors: *Shake their heads no*
Guy: *Talking to مزید teachers*
Teachers: *Walking away from Guy*
Guy: *Hits the دیوار in frustration*
Master Sword & Rio: *Taking مزید paper out from an empty classroom*

They made مزید money, and finished bribing all of the teachers.

The song fades away as everything dissolves to Guy walking with Harrison, and Camryn on a bridge going over the Delamare River.

Harrison: Nopony is doing anything?
Guy: I talked to Estrada, the teachers, even the janitors. They're denying everything, and letting those two get away with it.
Harrison: I found out why they're doing it.
Guy: Why?
Harrison: They think you're gay.
Guy: What?
Harrison: They also don't believe that آپ have a special somepony.
Camryn: That's ridiculous. They should have at least seen him with me once.
Harrison: Did آپ talk to your mom about it?
Guy: No. It's a possibility that she won't be able to do anything, if no one at school will do anything.
Camryn: Let's change the subject to something positive.
Guy: Alright. What's on your mind?
Camryn: The farewell February party.
Harrison: Are آپ going?
Guy: Yeah we are. What about you?
Harrison: Of course. I won't have a تاریخ with me, but I'll still be there dancing, and maybe that might get me a date.
Guy: مزید power to آپ then.
Harrison: Thanks.
Guy: Okay, we've reached Pennsylvania. Wanna turn back?
Harrison & Camryn: Sure.

Turning around, Guy, and his two دوستوں started heading back to Frenchtown.

Master Sword was with Rio at his house.

Rio: Okay, we bribed all of the teachers. What should we do next?
Master Sword: They're letting us bully Guy, so let's keep doing it.
Rio: All we've been doing is calling him Gay, and hitting him. There must be something else we should do.
Master Sword: How about we trash his car?
Rio: Nah, we can't do that. We'll be sent to jail, and we won't be able to do anything to him.
Master Sword: I think I got something.
Rio: What?
Master Sword: Cyber bully him.
Rio: Okay. We'll keep posting negative تبصرے on his facebook page.
Master Sword: If he has a twitter, I'll spam a lot of hate onto his wall.
Rio: Wonderful. Oh, I thought of something else.
Master Sword: What?
Rio: The farewell February party.
Master Sword: What about it?
Rio: If he does have a special somepony, we can beat the both of them up.
Master Sword: I love it. Let's do it!

Song: link

On a road going downhill was a purple Plymouth Cuda. It was being followed سے طرف کی a black Chrysler 300.

The two cars were in Gran Turismo 6. Guy was driving the Cuda, and Harrison had the 300. Camryn was playing, but lost the last race, allowing Guy to take over.

Stop the song.

Camryn: Come on Guy, beat him.
Harrison: آپ better پار, صلیب that finish line before I pass you.
Guy: That won't be a problem. *Turning right, and goes through a tunnel, going up a hill*
Camryn: Sorry Harrison, آپ won't be able to catch him now.
Harrison: I know.
Guy: *Wins*
Harrison: Goddammit. *Checks his phone* I gotta go home.
Camryn: Yeah, me too.
Guy: Okay آپ two. See آپ at school.
Camryn: آپ got it.

That night, Guy was in his room.

Guy: *Frowning as he looks at his laptop screen*
Mom: *Enters the room*
Guy: *Looks at mom* Hey.
Mom: Everything okay?
Guy: Yes. Why?
Mom: آپ seem upset.
Guy: Do I?
Mom: Yes. Do آپ wanna talk about it?
Guy: No thank you.
Mom: Okay. *Leaves the room*
Guy: *Puts his headphones on*

Guy went onto youtube, and started listening to the موسیقی on this video: link

On another tab, he was looking at his facebook, and twitter account. Master Sword, and Rio گیا کیا پوسٹ over twenty terrible things on his accounts.

Guy: *Looking at the comments, and starts typing*

Why are آپ two bothering me? I haven't done anything.

Guy: *Looks at a reply from Rio*

Because آپ suck. Nopony likes you.

Guy: *With his headphones still on, he grabs a pencil with a piece of paper, and starts writing*

As he wrote on the paper, a tear came out of his eye, and fell above where it کہا dear mom.

اگلے day, Guy was visiting Tate again.

Guy: Tate, how's everything going for آپ buddy?
Tate: Okay. How about you?
Guy: *Looks down at the Legos they're playing with* Not too good.
Tate: Why not?
Guy: I'm having trouble with a couple of bullies. Do آپ know what those are?
Tate: No.
Guy: Good. They're not nice ponies. I hope آپ don't ever meet one. *Moving a Lego ٹٹو towards a bridge, and pushes him off*

The days passed. Master Sword, and Rio kept bullying Guy, on the internet, and in real life. Then, March 1 arrived. They دن of The farewell February party.

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Guy: *Walks into the school with Camryn*
ٹٹو 77: Hello آپ two. Did آپ arrive in one car, یا two?
Guy: Two. *Pays for both parking spaces*
ٹٹو 77: Have fun inside.
Guy: *Walks side سے طرف کی side with Camryn into the gym, where the party is taking place*
Harrison: *In front of three mares* ارے ladies. آپ like basketball? *While looking at them, he grabs a باسکٹ, باسکٹ بال from the bucket اگلے to him, and throws one into the hoop*
Mare 2: Nothing but net.
Mare 1: Nice.
Harrison: آپ know what else is nice?
Guy: ارے Harr!
Harrison: Hold that thought. *Walks away* Guy, what's up?
Guy: Oh, not much.
Camryn: We just got here.
Harrison: Well آپ kinda caught me at a bad time. I'm luring these three mares into a trap. A good one.
Guy: A good trap?
Camryn: I didn't know those existed.
Guy: But don't let us stop you. We'll go somewhere else.

Guy, and Camryn decided to go onto the dance floor. As they started dancing, Master Sword, and Rio walked in.

Rio: *Sees Camryn dancing with Guy* Damn. See who he's dancing with?
Master Sword: Now how can we bully him for that? His special somepony has a nice face, a nice plot, a nice everything!
Rio: Let me handle this. آپ just wait here.
Guy & Camryn: *Dancing in the middle of a crowd of ponies, circling them as they cheer*
Rio: *Pulls Camryn away from Guy* How about dancing with a real stallion?
Camryn: I was. Get lost.
Rio: *Slaps Camryn*
Ponies: Whoa.
Guy: *Pulls Rio away from Camryn* That's enough. Camryn, آپ okay?
Camryn: Let's get outta here.
Guy: Okay. *Leaves with Camryn*
Rio: *Returns to Master Sword*
Master Sword: Nice genius, now they're leaving. آپ barely did anything.
Rio: What are آپ saying?
Master Sword: I'm saying آپ blew it. Also, I think the bribes we gave to those teachers are wearing off. We won't have much time to bully Guy without having to bribe them again.
Rio: I have another idea, come with me. *Runs out of the gym*
Master Sword: *Following Rio* I hope this is better than your other plan.

Outside of the school, Guy was talking to Camryn as he stood اگلے to her car.

Guy: I'm sorry this happened.
Camryn: It's not your fault. I'll see آپ later. *Backs up, then drives away*
Rio: ارے Gay.
Guy: *Turns around, and looks at Rio with Master Sword* What do آپ want?
Master Sword: This. *Kicks Guy onto the ground*
Rio: *Kicks Guy as well* We were gonna beat up your special somepony too, but she was lucky enough to get away before we had the chance. *Kicks Guy again*

They kept kicking him, but then...

Song: link

Guy: OKAY!! *Stands up* Maybe آپ don't like me! I don't mind that, but it's the insults, and beating me up that I do mind! What do آپ want me to do, huh?! آپ want me to kill myself?!!?
Master Sword & Rio: *Staying silent*
Guy: Fine! *Gets into his car, starts it, and drives away*
Harrison: *Arrives, and sees Guy driving away* ارے Guy? GUY!! *Runs, but stops when he sees Guy turn left*

Stop the song

Harrison: *Walks over to Master Sword, and Rio* Okay, what have آپ done to him?
Rio: You're telling me he's your friend?
Harrison: Yes. If آپ got a problem with that, you're not as cool as I thought آپ were. Guy is a wonderful pony.
Master Sword: He کہا he was going to kill himself.
Harrison: What?
Rio: He's telling the truth. Guy کہا he was going to kill himself.
Harrison: *Runs back to the school*
Master Sword: Come on, let's make sure he really does kill himself. *Runs with Rio into his Suburban, and drives out of the school parking lot*
Harrison: *Enters Erik's office* Principal Estrada, we have a problem!
Erik: What's wrong?
Harrison: Guy's going to kill himself.
Erik: Where did he go?
Harrison: I don't know, I saw him take a left when he got out of the parking lot.
Erik: All right, calm down. The police will get him. *Calling the police on his phone*

Song: link

Guy: *Passing a small airport*
Master Sword: *Driving fast, in an attempt to find Guy*
Erik: That's right. A 1981 Chrysler Newport, in red, with the license plates, F86-ORT.
Dispatch: All units, we have a ٹٹو attempting to commit suicide, victim is driving a red Chrysler, license plates are F86-ORT.
Nikki: *Driving a police car* Officer West responding, driver just passed Sky Manor Airport, now travelling southbound.
Guy: *Looks in his rear view mirror, and sees a white Suburban*
Master Sword: *Spots Guy's car* There he is.
Guy: *Floors it*
Nikki: He's increasing speed, I'm gonna try to get him to stop. *Following Guy*
Master Sword: *Following Guy, and the police pony*
Guy: *Going down a hill, and passes a stop sign*
Nikki: *Following Guy*
Rio: Don't get too close, otherwise we'll get in trouble.
Master Sword: It's fine, I know what I'm doing.
Nikki: *Puts on her police lights, and talks into a loudspeaker on her car* Guy? This is the police. Please pull over. We want to help you.
Guy: Oh great. مزید trouble. *Going faster*
Master Sword: That gives me an idea. *Getting closer to the police officer*
Rio: What are آپ doing?!
Master Sword: You'll see.
Nikki: Dispatch, he's not stopping. I'm gonna need a roadblock on-
Master Sword: *Pushes Nikki off the road*
Nikki: *Crashes into a tree*
Dispatch: West? West! Are آپ still there?
Nikki: *Grabs the receiver for her radio* Someone pushed me off the road. I couldn't see who it was. I need a tow truck, and another unit.
Dispatch: Ten-4.
Master Sword: Now it's just me, and Guy. *Getting closer to his car*
Rio: *Sees a deer crossing the road between him, and Guy* Watch it!
Master Sword: Ah! *Spins out of control, and turns left onto a different road*
Rio: Stop the car!
Master Sword: *Stops* We lost him, but we'll find him.

Stop the song, and play this one. (Start it at 7:04): link

It was night time when Guy entered Ponyville, and on Highway 202, he parked his car on a bridge.

Guy: *Walks out of his car. On it's dashboard is the note he wrote, with the tear سے طرف کی Dear Mom* Nopony cares for me anymore. *Climbs up onto the bridge, and looks down at the railroad tracks below him* When a train comes, that's when I jump.
Nikki: *Sitting اگلے to a police ٹٹو driving another car*
Railroad Pony: *Driving a fast freight train*
Guy: *Hears the train's horn*
Master Sword: *Enters Ponyville with Rio*
Guy: *Sees the lights of the train*
Railroad ٹٹو 2: ارے wait a second, there's a ٹٹو on سب, سب سے اوپر of the bridge.
Railroad Pony: Yeah, I see him I see him.
Guy: *Sweating as he takes a deep breath*
Railroad ٹٹو 2: What the hell is he doing up there?
Nikki: There, I see him.
Police Pony: *Turns on his police lights*
Guy: I know I'll be doing everypony a favor for this. *Jumps off*
Nikki: NO!!!
Railroad ٹٹو 2: Oh shit!
Railroad Pony: *Applies the brakes, but as soon as Guy lands on the tracks, the train hits him*

Stop the song

Railroad Pony: *Stops the train, with the locomotives on a small bridge*
Railroad ٹٹو 2: *Talking on the radio* NS 151, a ٹٹو just jumped off a bridge, and got hit سے طرف کی our train. We stopped in Ponyville.
Dispatch: Ten-4, as soon as the situation is clear, get going.
Railroad ٹٹو 2: Copy.

Guy's mom was at ہوم when she got a call.

Mom: *Grabs her cell phone* Hello?.... What?!?!

She came to Ponyville as fast as she could in her Cadillac. سے طرف کی that time, five police cars, and an ایمبولینس were there. The right lane on the highway was closed off, for safety reasons.

Harrison, Camryn, and Erik were also there. They took Harrison's 300.

Harrison: Ms. Macintyre!
Mom: What happened to my son?!
Nikki: I'm sorry ma'am, but he jumped off the bridge, and got struck سے طرف کی a train.
Mom: No!!
Master Sword: *Passing سے طرف کی the scene* Well, looks like we succeeded.
Rio: *Nods with a smile on his face*
Master Sword: *Drives away*
Hospital Pony: When will the helicopter be here?
Hospital ٹٹو 2: Give me about 30 seconds. I'm almost there.
Erik: I'm responsible for this.
Camryn: Why?
Erik: Master Sword, and Rio, they bribed me, as well as the other teachers. I'm willing to accept any punishment آپ have for me.
Police ٹٹو 36: Alright, let's go talk about that somewhere else. *Takes Erik with him*
Mom: Who's Master Sword, and Rio?
Harrison: The two ponies that were bullying Guy.
Mom: Why didn't he tell me anything?
Harrison: He was worried آپ wouldn't do anything, just like the teachers, and principal. Look. *Opens the door on Guy's car, and pulls out the note from the dashboard*
Mom: I would have gotten the police involved if he told me. *Reading the note* Oh Guy! *Crying* Why would آپ do this?

The helicopter arrived, and two ponies were being lowered to find Guy's body.

Nikki: Ma'am, if آپ want, when they take Guy to the hospital, آپ can say your last words to him.
Mom: That would be great.

Song (Start at 4:25): link

Hospital ٹٹو 2: *Flying above the bridge, lowering Guy on a bed*
Harrison: *Looking at Guy with the rest of the ponies*
Hospital Ponies: *Putting Guy on a stretcher, and moves the stretcher onto the ambulance, while getting in*
Hospital ٹٹو 2: *Takes off in the helicopter*
Camryn: *Crying, as she hugs Guy's mom.*
Mom: *Holds Camryn as they stand in front of her Cadillac
Harrison: *Looks down at the ground, then at the ایمبولینس as it takes off*

Everyone pauses in place as the ending credits begin.

Cast of characters, and their creators

*Ponies from the دکھائیں playing as a different character

Guy - SeanTheHedgehog
Harrison - SeanTheHedgehog
Tate - SeanTheHedgehog
*Colgate - Guy's mom
Master Sword - Windwakerguy430
Rio - SeanTheHedgehog
*Vinyl Scratch - Camryn
Erik Estrada - SeanTheHedgehog

With special cameo appearance سے طرف کی Nikki West from Jade_23

Background characters

Teachers
Students
Police Ponies
Railroad Ponies
Hospital Ponies

موسیقی used

Push It To The - Scarface soundtrack
Blood In The Gutter - Spongebob soundtrack
It's A Long Road Instrumental Version - Herve Attia
آپ And I - Motion
Love Story version 1 and 2 - Andy Williams
The Landing - Airplane soundtrack
It's A Long Road - Dan ہل, لندن

Special thanks to

Windwakerguy430 & Jade_23 for their characters
Cadillac for the car used سے طرف کی Colgate for this پرستار fiction
Chrysler for the cars used سے طرف کی Guy, and Harrison for this پرستار fiction
Neigh Jersey State Troopers for the lease of their police cars, and officers for this پرستار fiction
Norfoal Southern Railway for the train at the ending
Someonebutnoone for being a پرستار of several parts of this story
Sony & Polyphony for the Gran Turismo 6 scene

This پرستار fiction is fictitious. Any portrayal of real events یا real ponies, living یا dead is purely coincidental.

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production, in association with WindWakerGuy430.

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

 The دائرے, حلقہ comes from the right followed سے طرف کی Wind's name. When they stop, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.
The دائرے, حلقہ comes from the right followed سے طرف کی Wind's name. When they stop, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.


Here are two trailers to other پرستار fictions from SeanTheHedgehog.

Song (Start at 0:17): link

Colonel Turner: Here he is. At the Schloss Adler. The قلعہ of Eagles. Believe me, it's well named, because only an eagle can get to it. Our job is to get inside there, and get him out as soon as possible.
Colonel Kramer: Major Debeldun, in charge of shipping in weapons.
Republic Soldier: Green light go!
Men: *Jump out of the Landing Craft*
Colonel Kramer: Colonel Weissner, head of security.
Republic Soldiers: *Using parachutes after jumping out of the landing craft*
Colonel Kramer: Major Von Hapen, in charge of storm troopers.
Republic Soldiers: *Landing in the snow*

Stop the song

Major Smith: *Inside the castle, wearing an Imperial Officer's uniform* Allow me to introduce myself. *Walking towards General Rosemeyer* Major Johann Schmidt, enlisted into the Imperials from the Outer Rim.
Colonel Kramer: Guard!
Major Smith: *Shoots a storm trooper with a silenced blaster*
Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog presents.
John: *Inside a shed with Mary* Take your clothes off.
Mary: But I-
John: Don't argue. Take your clothes off.
Morris: *Wearing an Imperial Officer's uniform, he places a suitcase on a میز, جدول in front of an officer* Hello.
Announcer: A سٹار, ستارہ Wars پرستار Fiction.
Morris: *Pulls out a silenced blaster, and shoots the officer. He turns around, and shoots a storm trooper*

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Morris: *Sitting with John in a bar* Now with McPherson dead, there's only five of us left. So either آپ let me know what's going on یا there's only gonna be four.

Song (Start at 2:26): link

John & Morris: *Get on سب, سب سے اوپر of a cable car from the سب, سب سے اوپر of a cable car station*
Announcer: From the مصنف who brought آپ Six Shooters, and it's sequel Six Shooters 2. Also responsible for the Thomas & دوستوں parody Trainz.

Stop the song

Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog is proud to present....
John: *Pointing an E-11 at Morris* Lieutenant, drop that gun.
Morris: *Also holding an E-11* What?
John: Drop that gun, and sit down.
Morris: *Drops his gun* What the hell are آپ talking about?

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer:....Where Eagles Dare.
Morris: *Throws a bomb out a window*
Mary: *Enters a bar in a beige coat, and a black beret*
John: *Sets a bomb onto a pole سے طرف کی the road*
Imperial Officer: *Walking towards a bomb with a wire trap set below his ankles*
Officers & Stormtroopers: *Running to the middle of the castle, all carrying E-11 blasters*
John: *Laying down, looking through macrobinoculars*
Morris: *Stabs an officer with a light stick, a smaller version of a light saber*
Imperial Officer: *Walks into the wire, setting the bomb off*

Stop the song

Stormtroopers: *In an IFT-D as it blows up*
Morris: *In a speeder bike, passing two Imperial troop transports that explode*
John: *Riding in the sidecar, سادیکر of Morris' speeder bike*
Stormtroopers: *Driving land speeders towards a pole that gets blown up*
John: *Driving a speederbus, hitting two Tie Fighters, making them explode as they land on a fuel tank*

Louis Bodine as John Smith
Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer
Emma Watson as Mary in...

Song (Start at 2:45): link

Where Eagles Dare

Available now.

Also available from SeanTheHedgehog.

Song: link

Announcer: Everyone has dreams.
Dad: Like what?
Dale: Leaving your ass. *Stands up* Goodbye. *Walks away*
Announcer: And they will come true.
Dale: آپ knew that would happen. Didn't you?
Henry: Nope.
Announcer: All آپ gotta do.
Henry: *Shakes his head* I can't make a living working with assh___s like that.
Announcer: Is work hard.
Dad: I WANT آپ TO HAVE A JOB!!!

Lightning was seen going off behind him, with loud thunder.

Announcer: And don't let anyone get in your way.
Henry: What is this, kindergarten?
Diane: Would آپ like having someone tell آپ to shut up?
Henry: I'd handle it like an adult, and continue my work.

Skip the song to 1:05

Hyundai Man: *Turns left into a parking lot*
Henry: *Having thoughts about the store he worked at, which increases his anger. He floors it*

The loud engine of his 1977 Pontiac Grand Prix satisfied Henry, as he continued to speed down the road with anger spreading all around him. His eyes getting narrow as he continued to increase his speed, over 60 miles an hour.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A CokeTheUmbreon Production

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Henry Ranne in

Moving On

Also Starring CokeTheUmbreon as Dale O' Conner

Tammy, Diane, Michael, and Dale's parents as their selves

Henry's Parents as their selves

Henry: *Sees a construction crew with a چیری, آلو بالو picker, and slows down*
Construction Men: *Watching Henry come towards them*
Henry: *Passes the construction crew, and watches them. He turns left, and they are out of sight. He floors it again, going up to 60*

Erik Estrada as Craig Rogers
George Lopez as Tim Friella
Armie Hammer as Mickey North
Scott Caan as Max Mann
Scott Adkins as Steve Esposito
Scott Eastwood as himself
Oscar Isaac as Aaron Mikowsky

Henry: *Drifts on a left turn, and takes a deep breath* I needed that. *Slows down*
Announcer: Moving On.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic قوس قزح as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Mason was dancing for a musical, when suddenly..

Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down*
Director Nick: CUT!!! What the f*ck was that?!
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: What do آپ mean آپ don't know? What caused آپ to fall down?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: Are آپ going to say that all day?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Well think...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Pine Bluffs, Wyoming
Time: 8:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon was pleased with the fact that he overtook Hawkeye, and Stylo's train. Now he was driving his train between the Unicorn Highway, and Lodgepole Creek.

Gordon: I'm almost out of Wyoming. After I پار, صلیب the state border, I'll be in Neighbraska. *Sees a red signal* Shit. *Applies the brakes*

His train stopped just اگلے to the state border.

Gordon: What do I have to stop for?
Hawkeye: *Passes Gordon's freight in his passenger train*
Stylo: *Looking in a rear view mirror, and laughs*
Hawkeye: What is it?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Wonderbolt دکھائیں Gordon, Case Cracker, and Erica were at was just beginning.

Gordon: This oughta be fun. *Sees a Rock Island Biker* Hey, there's a R.I.B سے طرف کی the entrance.
Case Cracker: *Tries to look above the crowd, wearing shades to make it look natural* Yeah, I see him. Let's go مزید into the crowd.
Gordon: He's moving, but he's going away from us.
Case Cracker: Good maybe he'll let us watch the show. *Watches the Wonderbolts performance*
RIB: *grabs gun*
Ponies: AAAAAAAH! *Running*
RIB: *Shoots everyone*
Gordon: Goddammit. Let's get outta here. *Runs to car*
Erica: *Running*
RIB: *Shoots...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case کریکر returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are آپ talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll اقدام his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit آپ could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Somewhere between Cheyenne, and Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving their freight train at 65 miles an hour.

Hawkeye: *On a radio* Engine 3713, approximately fifteen منٹ away from Laramie. Request permission to enter your train yard.
Tower Pony: Copy that 3713, the yards are empty, آپ may enter with your train.
Hawkeye: Thank you.

However, at Cheyenne, things weren't going as smooth as they were in Laramie. Aqua Marine's train was still derailed, and they were trying to get it back onto the tracks.

Orion:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Part 1: link

After the match, Ditto made his team stay in the gym. He was proud of his team winning, but he wasn't too thrilled about part of the game where they were losing.

Ditto: Alright everypony. Your comeback in the ending of that game was outstanding. However, آپ need to improve your performance. Especially آپ Thomas.
Thomas: Me?
Joe: He's right. آپ maybe our best server, but you're not good at everything else.
Ditto: He's right. آپ don't pass the ball to your teammates, آپ caught the ball a few times when the other team hit it towards you, and you're certainly not good at spiking....
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WARNING
This fan-fic is not even close to my old fan-fics
It is still in old reality and stuff so if آپ dont know wtf is happening just check out my old fan-fics
( I felt like writing some filler to my normal series that - will come in it time - yes I WILL continue The New era BUT maybe under another name dunno )

here comes my death as a writer
enojy.
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Year : ???
Era : "The New World"

"Life have changed, most of Equestria is now covered سے طرف کی wastelands. Only some brave ponies survived the explosion in Canterlot. Five scientists tried to recreate...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING: There will be مزید swearing than last time (And it'll be مزید intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls ہلکی پیلے, گڑگڑانا over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments......
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
قوس قزح Dash was leading everypony to where she found the X.

Rainbow Dash: We're almost there.
Max: Which direction do we go?
Rainbow Dash: Once we pass that rock, we gotta go left.

They turned left after passing a rock, and found the X.

Erik: There it is.
Leaf Pile: We found it.
Larry: Let's dig it up.
Dount: But we didn't bring any shovels.
Leaf Pile: No shovels?!!?
Applejack: I'm a fast digger, even without a shovel. Leave it to me.

Everyone started to stand back.

Applejack: *Begins digging, and has a lot of dirt flying into the air*
Others: *Watching the dirt fly over them*
Applejack: *Throws...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rover, Spot, and Fido were falling down towards the ocean.

Rover: AHHHHHH!
Spot: Someone help us!!
Fido: *Sees a pirate ship* ارے look. A boat.

All three of them safely landed on the pirate ship.

Indiana Bones: Hey! Look at those three.
Luxor: They fell from heaven.
James: It's the gods we've been praying for to help us.
Rover: Uh.. What?
Bowler: Bow down to the gods.

Everyone on the ship was a diamond dog, and they were all bowing down to Rover, and his two companions.

Mickey: What would the gods want us to do for them first?
Rover: Excuse us for a moment. *Walks with Spot, and Fido away from...
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 The mirror
The mirror
Location: The ٹٹو world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 3:42 PM

Pete, and Metal Gloss were at a hotel. As Metal Gloss was laying in بستر with a bowl of grapes, Pete was talking on the phone.

Pete: I've called sixty five other places around this city, and they کہا they didn't have a mirror delivered to them.
Fat Pony: *Sitting behind a ڈیسک in a small building at a harbor* What makes آپ think we have a mirror around here?
Pete: Because, we saw it on a barge, being towed سے طرف کی a tugboat going under the Golden Neigh Bridge!
Fat Pony: What did it look like?
Pete: It's a purple...
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Episode 11: Black Widow

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #52 on a gondola*

Princess Cadance: *Gets on the same gondola* Hello Nick.

Me: Greetings, Princess Cadance.

Princess Cadance: *Sees the comic I am reading* Who is that girl on that comic book cover?

Me: That’s Black Widow.

Princess Cadance: Black Widow?

Me: Black Widow, aka Natasha Romanoff, is an ex-Soviet Union spy who now works for S.H.I.E.L.D., working mostly with Hawkeye and Director Nick Fury.

Princess Cadance: She seems interesting.

Me: She fell in love with a fellow villain named Hawkeye, who wanted to destroy Iron Man, so they both teamed...
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Episode 10: The Scarlet Witch

Me: *Reading X-Men #4* near the Town Hall*

Trixie: *Looks at me* Did آپ know that I am the greatest magician ever?

Me: Really? I always thought it was the Scarlet Witch.

Trixie: *Looks confused* Who is this Scarlet Witch and why is she better than me?

Me: The Scarlet Witch, aka Wanda Maximoff, is a mutant who can make hexes and even alter reality. She is also the twin sister of Quicksilver.

Trixie: Well I can do hexes too!

Me: Anyhow, Scarlet Witch and her brother Quicksilver were originally members of Magneto’s Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, later quitting his group...
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Episode 7: Falcon

Me: *Reading Captain America #117* in the Golden Oaks Library*

Spike: *Sits اگلے to me and sighs*

Me: What's wrong Spike?

Spike: Well, I can't find a comic sidekick who actually does awesome things...

Me: I know one, his name is Falcon.

Spike: Falcon?

Me: Falcon, aka Samuel Wilson, was the sidekick of Captain America. He originally had a green outfit, but changed it to red and white suit with red wings in Captain America Annual #11*.

Spike: Wow! He sounds pretty cool.

Me: *Nods* He's even filled in for Captain America.

Spike: Really?

Me: Yeah, in Captain America: Sentinel of Liberty...
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Episode 5: مکڑی Man

Me: *Reading Amazing Fantasy #15* at a cafe*

Applejack: *Approaches me, with a worried expression* Hello Nick.

Me: Hello Applejack. What's wrong?

Applejack: *Sighs* Tomorrow is Applebloom's birthday, and she wants new superhero comics. But I don't know what hero I could introduce her to...

Me: Maybe مکڑی Man?

Applejack: مکڑی Man?

Me: مکڑی Man, aka Peter Parker. He gained مکڑی senses and super strength when he was bitten سے طرف کی a radioactive. He's fairly smart, as he created his own web slingers.

Applejack: Wow! He sounds mighty cool!

Me: He finally got his own series, starting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our دکھائیں where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, یا played as characters in skits. For instance, قوس قزح Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The پچھواڑے, گدا پچھواڑے, گدا Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

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Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first دن of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on سٹریٹ, گلی corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing اگلے to Double Scoop*
Tom: مزید ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands اگلے to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: ارے everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was now 7:30 PM. It rained for half an hour, then because of the cold temperatures, the rain on the sidewalks turned into ice.

Emerald Ivy: *Exits her دکان after closing it, then slips on ice. She prevents herself from falling, then walks back into her shop* Time to get the salt.

Lots of other ponies were getting salt on the sidewalk to get rid of the ice. It would take a long time to get rid of the ice, but as long as it worked, they didn't care.

Emerald Ivy: *Pours all of her salt in a small area* There we go. Now that will get rid of the ice very quickly.
Saten Twist: *Slowly walking...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Trenton Neigh Jersey, truck depot at Roberts Avenue
3:30 PM

Joe کہا that he got his deliveries from a railway yard. Well, he lied. It wasn't a railway yard, but four train tracks were اگلے to the depot where the trailers got loaded with supplies.

Joe just returned here from Manehattan.

Boss: Nice work Joe. I got reports from those ponies that آپ did well delivering that steel.
Joe: No problem sir. Just doing my job.
Boss: Alright. I need آپ to get some timber into Fillydelphia. Once آپ return from that, you're free to go.
Joe: I'm on it sir.
Worker: *Walks towards the boss* Sir, a call.
Boss:...
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