I started to growl at my sister, i guess i wasn't in the right mood because of what she کہا to me. I then buried my face in the sand trying to forget about it. general Chrysalis looked at what i was doing and کہا ,"Scootaloo....over here now" i walked up to my best friend and she asked ,"Do آپ think that was mature?" I frowned and کہا ,"No general" the she told me ,"Go back to our camp site and when آپ can act your age آپ will apologize to قوس قزح Dash for acting childishly in front her" I then cried and ran to my tent. I stayed in there crying and pulled a blanket over my head, The darkness...

The last we saw our heroes, they met three new characters: Tropical Breeze, Toopie the octopus, and Red Rose (fiancee of King Sombra). They had just formulated a plan to overthrow King Cobra, and had packed the necessary belongings for the road before them. Since it was evening, they planned on going in the morning. As they slept, one was still awake, far across Equestria.

King Cobra: (Hissing to himself) I can't wait to get a اقدام on and conquer this blasted land already. Hopefully I'll also find that sniveling coward King Sombra, so I can rip his horn right out of his skull!

Anvil, the main...

Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over سے طرف کی the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* مزید like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do آپ need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that آپ know...

The last solstice

Chapter 4: Celestial monologues I.


Naaaaah! THERE IT IS AGAIN! WHAT IS THAT NOISE?! DO آپ HEAR IT?!

Of course I do… somepony’s outside… Yes… familiar hoofsteps… Luna…

OH YES, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNAAAA… یا NIGHTMARE MOON????!!!

No! Don’t even say that name!

WHO KNOWS, CELESTIA? OUT OF THE MANY HORRORS YOU’VE DONE... WHICH ONE WAS THE WORST, HMM? BANISHING YOUR OWN SISTER TO THE MOON… یا THE OTHER?

I had to… I… I had no choice…

MUHAHAHAHA! AND آپ HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT! آپ DISGUST ME!

Stop it, stop it, stop it!!!

Ssshhhh! Somepony else is out there...

قوس قزح Dash was talking to the leaders of the other mafias.

Rainbow Dash: I called آپ all here to stop this.
Fuku: Why?
Rainbow Dash: We're killing ourselves instead of Manehattan, یا others that don't live the way we do.
Nickel: Maybe we like it that way.
Boris: Da. Why should we set up a truce?
Rainbow Dash: Because I want to. All of your members killed Applejack, and I don't want anymore of my دوستوں being killed.
greaser leader: We supplied the guns, but none of us killed your friend.
Rainbow Dash: Your group counts, because guns kill ponies.
John: It's not the gun that kills ponies, it's...

Chapter 2: Where are we?

Spike awoke first to find him and his دوستوں in a forest, the others were still sleeping. Spike nudged Twilight. “wake up Twi, I think آپ did the wrong spell.”

Twilight shrugged him away and opened her eyes, she was shocked at her surroundings. “wake up the others......” Twilight told him.

Spike woke up the other five, they looked just as shocked as Twilight had.

“congratulations Twilight, your spell teleported us into the middle of the everfree forest!” قوس قزح dash said.

“this ain't no Everfree Rainbow, it's brighter than it and smells مزید lively.” Applejack...

Back at the train station, Pete was waiting to go to a meeting.

Pete: *Checking clock*
Percy: *stops inspection car on platform* Pete, we have something important to tell you!
Pete: Alright, but get that car out of the way. A train could be coming here soon.
Percy: *Moving inspection car out of way*
Pete: *Goes to bench, and sits on it*
Percy & Jeff: *Walk onto station platform*
Pete: What is it?
Percy: We were fixing track on Sherman Hill, like آپ told us to do, but some ponies in the mafia came, and attacked us.
Pete: That can't be good. We need to fix that track right away. If we don't...

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 34

Slowly Changing

January 22, 1954

Since 1949, fewer ponies have been riding on passenger trains, and have decided to send nearly all goods سے طرف کی truck. Despite losing passengers, and freight, The Union Pacific still had a lot of work to be done.

Hawkeye:...

The speakers across the weather factory crackled to life,

Speakers: Miss Heart, please رپورٹ to the قوس قزح sector. Thankyou.

Rainbow دل blushed as the ponies around stared at her. It was the first time the weather factory bosses ever wanted her, so she assumed she was going to be fired.

Her forest green eyes were fixated on the بادل floor as she stumbled towards the قوس قزح sector, outside was a serious business-pony tapping her hoof on the ground. قوس قزح دل flicked her blue mane into place and flew over.

Rainbow Heart: H-h-hello Miss-
Cream: Mrs Cream.

Cream squinted at قوس قزح Heart,...

3 seperate stories.. All Simpsons skits...


STORY ONE:

Master Sword Dinky, and Derpy are employed as caretakers at a mansion. However the caretaker cuts the cable ویژن ٹیلی wire and confiscates the beer, thinking this will ensure hard work from the family. While there the groundskeeper discovers that Dinky has power to read thoughts and says that if his Sword goes مزید insane than usual, that she should should use this to summon him. Dinky is confused about this, but the groundskeeper doesn't add anything more.

Sword goes to turn on the TV but finds static.

Sword: (calmly) Hmm, cables out.. Maybe...

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>Canterlot
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Fire - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't اقدام out something might hit us!
Fire - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
Fire - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman...

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01:55
Operation : Last Hope
Demon Castle
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Pilot : I can take آپ this far, deploy.
Darkness - We are in your hands...
Commander - Aye, I'll give آپ opening. Immortals deploy!
Lightning - Let's deploy aswell.

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30 min. Later
Demon Castle.
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Darkness - Hunter do آپ hear me.
Hunter - Clearly...
Darkness - We are moving to the تخت room an-
*explosion separates squad*
Darkness - Crap...
Lightning - I'll find other way go!
Darkness - تخت room... *walks in*
Demon King - I was expecting آپ all here... Hahaha...
Darkness - Demon King...
King - refer to me as long don't add this grotesque demon to it.
Whiteheart...

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Tom Foolery as Robin (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Inside a room in Celestia's castle, lots of ponies gathered around.

Timothy: I heard Twilight's back in the saddle.
Harry: Noise. Nothing, but noise. آپ think she'd find something better to do.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Twilight: *With Princess Luna* I'm ready to f**k her up again....

Part 2: link

Outside of Ditto's house, he was still training his team.

Ditto: Now for this part of our practice we're going to practice setting the ball. When it comes towards you, just stick your front legs up in the air, and push the ball away with your hooves. Make sure it goes high enough when آپ push it. Any questions?
Sunny: I got one. Why are آپ telling us to push the ball instead of hitting it?
Ditto: Because, hitting, and pushing are two different things. When آپ hit the ball, آپ make it go at a far distance. When آپ push it, you're making it go far in altitude. That's good for passing...

We were heading back to Ponyville on two boats that we چرا لیا, چوری کی from the Japanese Mafia.

Celestia: When we get back to Ponyville, I'll have to take آپ to Canterlot.
Rainbow Dash: What for?
Celestia: There's something important regarding you, and your boyfriend.
Rainbow Dash: What?
Celestia: I cannot tell آپ now. I must wait until we get back into the United States.
Rainbow Dash: If it's that important, I understand.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Twilight: *On telephone* Yes Doctor. I have just arrived here.
Dr. Robotnik: *On death egg* Excellent. آپ must get defenses set up. A shield generator...

#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He کہا it was the worst پرستار fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking دکھائیں it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the سب, سب سے اوپر of the list. The things that...

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Luna winced as the door clicked behind her, she gave a weak smile as Celestia looked at her with disappointment. She pouted and sat down, when she was comfortable she spoke, "Have آپ been waiting long dear sister?"

Luna started to sweat, it was the third time she's been late to رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا this week and the 15th time this month! Celestia was going to banish her to the moon! یا worse, make her miss desser-

"Nah not thaaaaat long really...!" Celestia slurred trying her best to seem normal, "Sis? آپ alright?" Luna asked staring at her sister with a creased eyebrow and a concerned look on her...

"Oh! opalescence! i am so excited!" rarity gushed squeezing her fluffy white kitty Opel so hard. Opel yowled and hissed but rarity simply ignored the thing, and kept on talking looking Opel square in the eye. "Oh! its going to be so much fun! a slumber party, with all our bffs!" she squeezed Opel so hard that she jumped out of her clutch and hide under the bed. rarity didn't mind. she was too busy picking out perfect pj's to wear at the slumber party. "Pretty sure twilight کہا we should all be there at around 6." rarity's head wised around at the clock on her night table. "oh my heavens! that...