Bob, and Jerry were watching the football game on TV. The Fillydelphia Eagles were going against the St. Foalis Rams.

Jerry: This oughta be an interesting game.
Bob: Personally, I think St. Foalis is good with baseball, but not football.
Jerry: Hey, everypony has their own opinion.
Bob: Can I ask آپ a question?
Jerry: Yeah, but make it quick. I wanna watch the game.
Bob: I'm kind of surprised that آپ wanted to meet up at a zoo, because you're a پرستار of sports. I thought we'd meet up at a ballpark, یا something like that.
Jerry: As much as I like sports, I thought the zoo would be a good spot...

Lieutenant Briggs was walking down a hallway in police headquarters. The captain was following him.

Briggs: *Opens door to doctor's office*
Doctor: Hello آپ two, what can I help آپ with?
Briggs: We wanna talk to Harry. How is he?
Doctor: Well, I could open up his wound, and let his brains go all over your hooves.
Captain: Alright now, we don't need a doctor with that kind of attitude.
Doctor: Sorry captain.
Harry: *Looks up at Briggs*
Briggs: It was supposed to be a simple arrest. However, آپ decided to get reckless, kill Frank, and his entire gang.
Harry: You're blaming me for all the murders?...

Previously, we killed some people holding Princess Cadence hostage. Shortly after قوس قزح Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do آپ know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want آپ to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go سے طرف کی the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's...

Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would آپ like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that آپ threatened to beat her up if آپ saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have آپ seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't آپ have some drinks with me? You'll love it.
Bob: How many did آپ have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would آپ like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would آپ want to beat...

Having won the battle, our heroes regrouped.

Rover was still tied up, flopping like a مچھلی as he was a trying to escape.

"Shut up!" Rarity growled, as he kept moaning.

"This isn't over Mrs Rarity!" Rover threatened.

"Yeah, well. Till then.. I'll just be taking my sister and going" Rarity کہا slyly.

Rover growled as he continued looking for something sharp enough to free himself.

Rarity found and untied, cute little Sweetie Belle, before passionately hugging her.

Everyone was leaving.

But they were a bit slower, due to having to keep waiting for Ditto to catch up, due to his hoof injury, making him...

Ben was walking the streets of Ponyville with Rarity. They were searching for Jeff and Jack. The مزید he walked the مزید trouble he could see Jeff potentially getting into. Vegetable carts to knock over, innocents to slaughter, there was even a gray pegasus that had crossed eyes that Ben was 99% sure wouldn't survive a سیکنڈ after being seen سے طرف کی Jeff.

"What did آپ say your دوستوں looked like?" Rarity asked.

"One has a white hoodie and black hair. The other has a black hoodie and brown hair with a blue mask." Ben described them in as little detail as possible, as not to disturb Rarity. Plus,...

I hate Princess Skyla. This is a مضمون explaining why, please take the time to read and recognise my points. Thankyou.

If آپ are un-aware of Skyla's existence then run. Run away from this nightmare! If آپ are یا brave enough to be informed however, she is a toy that was released featuring a filly plushie, who, is rumoured to be Cadance and Shining's baby.

My first problem with her is the art on the side of her box is a re-colour of Sweetiebelle. Oh how original of آپ Hasbro! Original indeed.

The سیکنڈ is she is a stealing criminal! I'm not kidding. She has the exact same crown as Celestia!...

WARNING: IF آپ HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 2:

Chapter 1 - No, Not Pinkie Pie!:
It had been a week since قوس قزح Dash had left. Pinkie had told everypony that she had gone off to be with the Wonderbolts, and had shunned all the others.
"Well tarnation!" applejack کی, اپپلیجاک had exclaimed. "Who needed her anyway?"
But Twilight was skeptical. She went back to the لائبریری to mull things over. ‘First سیب, ایپل Bloom, then Twist, and now قوس قزح Dash. Why is everypony in such a hurry to leave Ponyville? And why do they keep leaving exactly once a week?’
Suddenly, a horn sounded....

Pinkie's Ghost

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost ٹٹو was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every سال on the دن of the accident, the ghost ٹٹو runs around ponyville, shreiking like a lost soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are آپ talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....

Hello and welcome to another سب, سب سے اوپر فہرست سے طرف کی Blondlionezel! This time I count down the سب, سب سے اوپر 15 فلمیں I want out of the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe) Phase 4 and Beyond. Enjoy!

#10: The Eternals

The Eternals are a group of metahumans who were created سے طرف کی a race of giant aliens called Celestials. This would bring the Celestials have big connections to Cosmic Marvel, so it makes sense to bring them in.

#9: Agent Venom

Agent Venom (aka Flash Thompson) is the result of Project Rebirth 2.0, he was دیا the symbiote Venom. A movie about hero Venom, along with the fact that he joined the Guardians of the...

Chapter 2: Intertwining

Miles looked outside, staring at the bay, lit up سے طرف کی the glowing moon. He turned to look at Strawberry. سٹرابیری, اسٹرابیری was staring at the glowing bay, as if being hypnotized سے طرف کی the crashing waves and the glowing surface.

“You were going to tell me why آپ came to Earth” Miles told سٹرابیری, اسٹرابیری sighed and looked at him with her single eyeball.

“Our people have the natural ability to live in another beings body” سٹرابیری, اسٹرابیری explained, “Sometimes the host's body rejects us and they become insane”

“What do آپ mean?”

“They want to eat other members of the hosts species”...

Tom: What's up everypony? آپ know what time it is, right?
Audience: 4:35 PM.
Tom: Wrong. Well, actually, that's right, but-
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What I meant was, it's time for bloopers we created during the filming of this episode. Enjoy.

Blooper song: link

Mirage: How many Playstations do آپ have?
Sean: Over 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Cut.
Sean: I have every single Playstation in the world!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Sean: I think we'll race on Special Stage X.
Master Sword: Don't do that. The track is an oval, and it would be perfect for Mirage.
Mirage: Yes,...

Somewhere near Mosul, Iraq, a handcar was seen rolling down a train track, surrounded سے طرف کی two مزید tracks. On one end was an earth ٹٹو that was completely white. On the other end, was a grey hedgehog with black spikes, and a red, white, and blue stripe going around his body. That's me, I'm the hedgehog.

White Pony: Alright buddy, we're in Mosul. But the سوال is, why?
Sean: I'm looking for a pony.
White Pony: Heh! There's thousands of ponies in this town.
Sean: Exactly where I want to be.
White Pony: Let me tell آپ something, you'll never find who you're looking for. There's too many ponies...

I stepped on the floating platform in a dark room. I looked all around me, nothing there was to see, all but the platform and myself. A techie screen appeared out of no where in front of me. Moments later a dark figure showed up on the screen. I couldn't detect who it was, but it looked awfully familiar.
"Identify yourself," the figure commanded.
"Princess Eclipse," I replied nervously.
"This is the one," the figure said. "Prepare the tests immediately." The figure commanded. I knew he wasn't talking to me, but he was talking to someone else? All I knew is that the figure wasn't alone- where...

RainbowDash jumped out of بستر eager to start writing a fanfic.Yesterday she had gotten into the myth of "it".She already was a پرستار of Herobrine but it was a different it,suddenly she heard a loud thump from the door.Rainbow quickly opened the front door to see Derpy handing her a letter.She took the letter as the wall-eyed ٹٹو left to a blue phone box.RainbowDash decided to do research before trying to make a story,otherwise پرستار faction about it.She fly down to Twilight Sparkle's library/house.She kocked on the locked door to she her purple unicorn friend opening the door with a rather messy...

"It's ok Twilight" Princess Cadance کہا as she was so weak she fell and her magic that protected the Crystal Empire had faded away.

"Twili" Shining Armor کہا as he gave a frown. The Crystal Empire was no longer protected. And darkness and evil soon came around The Crystal Empire. King Sombra started to turn everything gray.

"This is not good" Shining Armor کہا while upset. Twilight knew she had to find the real crystal دل before King Sombra destroys everything. She will not let everyone down. Even Princess Celestia. She was demanded to protect The Crystal Empire no matter what it took.

"I'm...

The three mov ponies landed into prime Ponyville.

"Wow, everything looks so totally.. Boring" Dragonowitiz groaned.

Suddenly he was accidentally run over a small مالٹا, نارنگی filly on a Scootaloo.

"Oh sorry Spike, I di-.. Wait! your not Spike!" Prime Scootaloo cried, as even at such a young age see can tell the difference between the Spike she knows and.. Him.

"Well.. Not your verison, at least" Dragonowitiz replied.

"What are آپ talking abo-

Suddenly SwagDash snatched the small filly, and began squeeze hugging her, repeatedly saying "Your alive! Your alive!"

Unfortunately, Scootaloo couldn't even breath,...

Once upon a time there lived a ٹٹو named Trixie. Trixie was a دکھائیں off and she act to everyone that she was the best at magic مزید than any other unicorn. She treated everybody in ponyville horrible. When they saw Twilight Sparkle put the Ursa Major's' baby back in the cave with her powerful magic. They were all amazed. When that happened they started making fun of Trixie. Trixie couldn't take any مزید of it and she ran far away from ponyville. She ran and ran. She was getting hungry and thirsty. She needed some food and some water. She walked to a small ٹٹو village. She could hardly walk...

*Bayonetta is my ponyfication off of the real video game character herself. I plan on doing a mini-series of different adventures she will encounter along the way. Some of these will include references to some fairy tales یا other مقبول culture. I hope آپ enjoy this, as well as finding the references! Plus, this first one won't be an adventure, but the future ones will be.*

It was a beautiful دن in the little town of Ponyville, where everyone was going about doing some errands as they usually do. Plenty of stallions come up to a few mares and try to communicate with them, but don't really...

Ok before آپ read the fanfic I want آپ guys to know that I will only be posting the first chapter as of right now. I know I گیا کیا پوسٹ it a while پہلے but I made some changes to it. I also گیا کیا پوسٹ it to get some feedback. This is only the first chapter of the first 1/4 of the story. The amount of pages in the first 1/4 of the story is actually 20 pages, so thats why I am posting it chapter سے طرف کی chapter. Feel free to tell me what آپ think and If آپ have any suggestions یا see any errors please let me know. I am turning this in as part of one of my assignments in school and I would like to make it...