My little ٹٹو friendship is magic

After blowing up the engine Con Mane got on the train. The rest of the train was unharmed.

Engineer: Con Mane is on the train!
0006: Where is Senia?
Senia: Right here.
Mexican Col: I thought I told آپ to kill Charleen!
Senia: I would have if that spy didn't get on here.
Con: Freeze!
Mexican Col: Senia. Go with 0006!
0006: I will, but first let me ask Con something.
Con: What's that?
0006: I was just wondering if آپ still try to complete your missions.
Senia: Without killing ponies? I don't know...
Charleen: Let me go!
Con: Let her go
0006: Maybe we will, maybe we won't. What would آپ rather do. Complete...

I know this should be for some other club, but I'd like to... well... "Educate" people on proper usage of words, phrases, and grammar in general.

So please, allow me to present:
LESSONS ON GRAMMAR
by btflash

I'm on kind of a short mind-set at the moment, so these "lessons" will definitely grow in number as time goes on and I add lessons.

PLEASE NOTE: These lessons are set in the order in which that I think of them and add them. If آپ would like a lesson to be added, please post what the topic of کہا lesson would be in the تبصرے below یا Private Message me. I will gladly add the lesson if...