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Harry has been waiting in his apartment for fourty five minutes. Then, somepony was knocking on his door.

Harry: Yeah?
??: *Knocks on door six times*
Harry: *Pointing gun at door* Come on in.
Briggs: *Opens door, and looks at gun* I don't like looking in one of those things.
Harry: *Puts gun away*
Briggs: Where's the bomb?
Harry: It's on the dresser.
Briggs: *Looks at dresser, and takes bomb* This could have activated when آپ opened your mailbox door. We have to get this down at police headquarters, and fast.

So they both walked out of Harry's room, and toward Brigg's car.

Briggs: Would آپ mind...

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May 8, 2006

Lewis: *On a بستر doing a mare in the butt*
Mare 39: Oh Lewis! This is excellent!!

Next day

Mare 85: *Giving Lewis a blowjob*

Next day

Lewis: *Laying down on a bed*
Mare: *Giving Lewis a hoofjob*

My sexual activities in Illinois was definitely getting me a lot of cash. On the 11th though, things seemed to be fucked up. Bob needed some silencers for a few of his guns. I got some, but they didn't seem to satisfy Bob. He didn't even try putting them on his guns, and he said...

Bob: This is shit! None of these silencers fit on my guns. Go back to the store, and get different silencers,...

The waiter from the bar is with Leonard in his office

Waiter: آپ gotta do something about Shawn. He drinks too much, and makes our bar a living hell for everypony.
Leonard: Well Shawn tells me that you're the one making it bad for everyone.
Waiter: I don't do a fucking thing to him. He's the one that ruins our business. He was being too loud one night, so I tell him to be quiet, but he pushes me onto the ground. That's police brutality.
Leonard: I don't like to hear those two words. I'll make آپ a deal. Shawn won't be at your bar anymore, but آپ gotta pay me.
Waiter: Pay you? For what?
Leonard:...