Chapter 1: hyuga clan adventures
*4 yrs ago,11:48 PM*
Neji,hinata,and hinabi walked ہوم together from the park.neji carried his sound asleep youngest cousin (by 7 yrs) back to the hyuga compound."thanks for the dangos neji-kun,me and naruto-san had lots of fun,sorry about that thing with the ramen...." hinata کہا playing with her fingers.neji rubbed the back of his neck."its ok,your sister and konohamaru are like,what 7? I'm sure they were just bored....me آپ naruto and tenten are probably not too exciting when all we're doing is eating and talking....but still,she didn't have to throw the chopsticks at my cheek,that was not cool...." he کہا rubbing the red band-aid with the hidden leaf logo on it."you should ask sakura-chan about that wound....I saw konohamaru scratching the inside of his nose with a pair of chopsticks earlier....I think hanabi snatched them from him and threw it at you....." she کہا rubbing the back of her neck."that's truly disgusting....ill get it checked out tomorrow and-" there was a rustling in the bushes,so the two cousins stopped walking.something jumped out."hi guys...." "ino-chan? What the heck are آپ doing hiding in the bushes like that?" The younger cousin asked."I'm waiting for billboard brow,that way ill jump out of the bushes and scare her so hard she'll pass out and I'll have a head start with sasuke-kun...." she کہا blushing and gazing off dreamily.neji sighed."why the hell would بتھ, مرغابی butt be wandering the village at 12 in the morning?" Neji asked annoyed."well,he...uh....he...oh,shut up neji what do آپ know....." she looked at the little girl on neji's back."aw,how cute...hinata I didn't know آپ had a baby....who's is it neji?" Ino asked stupidly.the two cousins blushed."NO IM 13 IM TOO YOUNG TO BE PREGNANT,AND SHES MY SISTER NOT MY CHILD!!" "AND SHES PRACTICALLY MY SISTER THATS GROSS!!!" They yelled.she flinched."why would آپ even THINK I was pregnant ino-chan?" "Well,she looks like آپ guys....and you've been looking kinda puffy,I thought it could be baby fat....." she کہا rubbing the back of her neck."*sigh* my mom کہا I should try dieting....you guys are mean...." hinata کہا pouting."sorry hinata....anyway,that's a nice hat neji...you too hinata...." she کہا kindly.neji had his hat on backwards,but on the front was an N on it.he also wore a black beater and cargo shorts,while hinata wore a purple tank سب, سب سے اوپر with blue jean shorts that came just above her knees and a hat with the uzumaki crest on it."oh no,I never gave naruto-san his hat back....I must've forgot to give it back when he let me borrow it at the park...." she کہا taking the hat off and looking at it."don't worry hinata-chan,naruto always stays out late for extra ramen.that's down سے طرف کی the پھول shop,I'll give it to him then." Ino said.hinata handed her the grey hat and ino rushed off to.....wherever the hell blonde chicks go to return blonde guys hats..."*sigh* come on hinata,curphew's in 6 minutes...." neji کہا as he continued to walk.hinata rushed to keep up with him."hey,the leaf village family reunion is اگلے week....you ready for it?" Hinata asked shyly.neji sighed."I really hate having all the members of the uchiha,uzumaki,and hyuga all in one big compound....but its a tradition so I guess its ok...." neji کہا fixing the sleeping girl on his back so he'd be مزید comfy carrying her."I think it'll be ok this year...anything's better than what happened 6 years ago...." hinata کہا remembering.
*flashback!!! 6 yrs ago,the uchiha compound....*
"I also think the uchiha clan should be مزید careful when using the sharingan.." hizashi کہا as he held a sleeping hinata in his arms."well,I dunno about آپ guys,but I think the uzumaki should be مزید careful flashing off the rinnengan like that,people will KILL آپ for eyes like that...." fugaku کہا crossing his arms."we just want to ensure your safety...." mikoto کہا as she ran a hand through her youngest son's hair with his head in her lap.her 10 سال old son itachi sat اگلے to her as he watched his best friend nagato (age 12,with braces and a zit on his right cheek) play with his red shaggy locks of hair.neji was 7 at the time so his attention span was short.right now he was bored enough to watch nagato's six سال old brother (naruto) dig in his bellybutton.
*1 گھنٹہ later*
"That was the worst دن ever....it took like,a bajillion years to end...." neji کہا as he walked with his دوستوں around the uchiha compound and they ate their popsicles."tell me about it,I'm 12 and I thought that was totally suckish...." nagato کہا as he put his چیری, آلو بالو airhead flavored in his mouth."I know right....so hinata,my mom was telling me your mom's gonna have a baby....what's it gonna be?" Itachi asked leaning close to her with mischief hidden in his eyes."um...well,daddy کہا mommy wanted to keep it a secret so I dunno....I hope its a girl though,I want a sister...." hinata کہا thinking."hmph....cool..." I itachi کہا putting a hand in his pocket.he put his red airhead popsicle (A/N: they all have have airhead popsicles...) in his mouth."guys I gotta pee..." naruto کہا through a mouthful of مالٹا, نارنگی popsicle."just pee on a درخت یا somethin teme,mommy and dad wont care...." sasuke کہا taking a bite of blue popsicle."ok...oh,there's a tree!! Neji,hold this...." he کہا handing his popsicle to the male hyuga.naruto ran off to the nearest tree.he pulled down his pants (A/N: don't worry no one's around,he's blocked سے طرف کی a fence..and I know he could've just pulled the zipper down but then this funny part wouldn't make sense...also I'm not a boy so idk if آپ have to push your underwear down so your balls will...well,ya know....of course he's only six so he dosent really wear boxers....so its not as easy to piss....so yeah,idk how the whole zipper thing works even though I have brothers....I'm no perv,but I am a comedian.....) "I've got a biju I do,I gotta a biju how 'bout you?" Naruto sang as he released his inner fluids.a chipmunk کی, چاپمنک brushed past his sandals."well hi there little fella,I'm naruto...what's your name?" The chipmunk کی, چاپمنک looked at him as he scratched behind his ear."hmmm....how 'bout I call آپ sprinkles? آپ like that name buddy?" He asked the furry creature.the chipmunk کی, چاپمنک tilted his head in confusion."I dunno why dad hates these things....you're a good boy huh sprinkles?" Naruto asked as he reached his hand out to pet it.unfortunately,no one ever taught naruto chipmunks اقدام fast.the chipmunk کی, چاپمنک dashed past him and bit him on the nuts (pun intended) in self defense.it dashed back up the tree."OOOWWWW!!!" Naruto shouted as he fell over holding his crotch."nii-san?!" Nagato کہا as he stood up from his نشست on the sidewalk.everyone else followed behind him."what the hell happened?" The red head asked as he found his little brother curled up on the ground in pain."a stupid chipmunk کی, چاپمنک bit my balls..." naruto groaned still holding his crotch."Kami-sama nii-san to-san (dad) and kaa-san (mom) told آپ to keep away from those things...." nagato کہا helping his little brother up.naruto pulled up his underwear and black cargo shorts."ouch,that's gotta hurt naruto-kun...." "yeah...but maybe آپ were destined to get bitten...." neji said.everyone sighed."come on,lets find mom and dad.....nagato said.he carried his little brother back to the uchiha meeting place.
*current time*
"Oh yeah,I remember that....but it wasn't all bad,at least naruto's mom and dad treated us to mochi...." neji کہا as they got a foot away from the compound."yeah,plus mikoto-chan makes great nikujaga....." hinata کہا rubbing her tummy.(A/N: mochi is a pastery usually filled with ice cream,fillings,or jelly....kinda like a japanese version of جیلی doughnuts,while nikujaga is noodles,beef,carrots and potatoes.....basically a japanese version of beef stew....) they opened the door to hinata's house."2 منٹ to spare....that's such a weird timing...well,I'm goin ہوم so,here's hanabi...." he کہا handing his younger cousin her little sister."wait,neji-san....um can آپ stay for a little longer? For some reason I can't sleep without someone else being awake...." hinata asked shyly."*sigh* ok but let me call my mother..." "neji آپ live right behind us just walk over and tell her...." "but I'm tired and that sounds EXHAUSTING....." neji moaned.hinata sighed."ok whatever....."
*the اگلے day,9:00 AM*
Hizashi walked upstairs and opened hinata's door."hey hina-chan,your mom made pancakes.....wait,oi (nephew) what the hell are آپ doing here?" He asked the long haired boy laying in his daughter's bed.hinata and hanabi were snuggled against his bare chest.neji sighed."hinata-chan wanted me to stay with her so she could sleep,then hanabi came in talking about some nightmare,so I ended up in the middle of both of them so I got hot and took off my shirt....its been a long night....." he کہا tiredly.hizashi sighed."put on a شرٹ, قمیض and go get some food boy...." neji slipped from in between his younger cousins and pulled on his beater and short sleeve button up.he rushed downstairs as his aunt set the sausage and پینکیکس on the table.
*4 yrs ago,11:48 PM*
Neji,hinata,and hinabi walked ہوم together from the park.neji carried his sound asleep youngest cousin (by 7 yrs) back to the hyuga compound."thanks for the dangos neji-kun,me and naruto-san had lots of fun,sorry about that thing with the ramen...." hinata کہا playing with her fingers.neji rubbed the back of his neck."its ok,your sister and konohamaru are like,what 7? I'm sure they were just bored....me آپ naruto and tenten are probably not too exciting when all we're doing is eating and talking....but still,she didn't have to throw the chopsticks at my cheek,that was not cool...." he کہا rubbing the red band-aid with the hidden leaf logo on it."you should ask sakura-chan about that wound....I saw konohamaru scratching the inside of his nose with a pair of chopsticks earlier....I think hanabi snatched them from him and threw it at you....." she کہا rubbing the back of her neck."that's truly disgusting....ill get it checked out tomorrow and-" there was a rustling in the bushes,so the two cousins stopped walking.something jumped out."hi guys...." "ino-chan? What the heck are آپ doing hiding in the bushes like that?" The younger cousin asked."I'm waiting for billboard brow,that way ill jump out of the bushes and scare her so hard she'll pass out and I'll have a head start with sasuke-kun...." she کہا blushing and gazing off dreamily.neji sighed."why the hell would بتھ, مرغابی butt be wandering the village at 12 in the morning?" Neji asked annoyed."well,he...uh....he...oh,shut up neji what do آپ know....." she looked at the little girl on neji's back."aw,how cute...hinata I didn't know آپ had a baby....who's is it neji?" Ino asked stupidly.the two cousins blushed."NO IM 13 IM TOO YOUNG TO BE PREGNANT,AND SHES MY SISTER NOT MY CHILD!!" "AND SHES PRACTICALLY MY SISTER THATS GROSS!!!" They yelled.she flinched."why would آپ even THINK I was pregnant ino-chan?" "Well,she looks like آپ guys....and you've been looking kinda puffy,I thought it could be baby fat....." she کہا rubbing the back of her neck."*sigh* my mom کہا I should try dieting....you guys are mean...." hinata کہا pouting."sorry hinata....anyway,that's a nice hat neji...you too hinata...." she کہا kindly.neji had his hat on backwards,but on the front was an N on it.he also wore a black beater and cargo shorts,while hinata wore a purple tank سب, سب سے اوپر with blue jean shorts that came just above her knees and a hat with the uzumaki crest on it."oh no,I never gave naruto-san his hat back....I must've forgot to give it back when he let me borrow it at the park...." she کہا taking the hat off and looking at it."don't worry hinata-chan,naruto always stays out late for extra ramen.that's down سے طرف کی the پھول shop,I'll give it to him then." Ino said.hinata handed her the grey hat and ino rushed off to.....wherever the hell blonde chicks go to return blonde guys hats..."*sigh* come on hinata,curphew's in 6 minutes...." neji کہا as he continued to walk.hinata rushed to keep up with him."hey,the leaf village family reunion is اگلے week....you ready for it?" Hinata asked shyly.neji sighed."I really hate having all the members of the uchiha,uzumaki,and hyuga all in one big compound....but its a tradition so I guess its ok...." neji کہا fixing the sleeping girl on his back so he'd be مزید comfy carrying her."I think it'll be ok this year...anything's better than what happened 6 years ago...." hinata کہا remembering.
*flashback!!! 6 yrs ago,the uchiha compound....*
"I also think the uchiha clan should be مزید careful when using the sharingan.." hizashi کہا as he held a sleeping hinata in his arms."well,I dunno about آپ guys,but I think the uzumaki should be مزید careful flashing off the rinnengan like that,people will KILL آپ for eyes like that...." fugaku کہا crossing his arms."we just want to ensure your safety...." mikoto کہا as she ran a hand through her youngest son's hair with his head in her lap.her 10 سال old son itachi sat اگلے to her as he watched his best friend nagato (age 12,with braces and a zit on his right cheek) play with his red shaggy locks of hair.neji was 7 at the time so his attention span was short.right now he was bored enough to watch nagato's six سال old brother (naruto) dig in his bellybutton.
*1 گھنٹہ later*
"That was the worst دن ever....it took like,a bajillion years to end...." neji کہا as he walked with his دوستوں around the uchiha compound and they ate their popsicles."tell me about it,I'm 12 and I thought that was totally suckish...." nagato کہا as he put his چیری, آلو بالو airhead flavored in his mouth."I know right....so hinata,my mom was telling me your mom's gonna have a baby....what's it gonna be?" Itachi asked leaning close to her with mischief hidden in his eyes."um...well,daddy کہا mommy wanted to keep it a secret so I dunno....I hope its a girl though,I want a sister...." hinata کہا thinking."hmph....cool..." I itachi کہا putting a hand in his pocket.he put his red airhead popsicle (A/N: they all have have airhead popsicles...) in his mouth."guys I gotta pee..." naruto کہا through a mouthful of مالٹا, نارنگی popsicle."just pee on a درخت یا somethin teme,mommy and dad wont care...." sasuke کہا taking a bite of blue popsicle."ok...oh,there's a tree!! Neji,hold this...." he کہا handing his popsicle to the male hyuga.naruto ran off to the nearest tree.he pulled down his pants (A/N: don't worry no one's around,he's blocked سے طرف کی a fence..and I know he could've just pulled the zipper down but then this funny part wouldn't make sense...also I'm not a boy so idk if آپ have to push your underwear down so your balls will...well,ya know....of course he's only six so he dosent really wear boxers....so its not as easy to piss....so yeah,idk how the whole zipper thing works even though I have brothers....I'm no perv,but I am a comedian.....) "I've got a biju I do,I gotta a biju how 'bout you?" Naruto sang as he released his inner fluids.a chipmunk کی, چاپمنک brushed past his sandals."well hi there little fella,I'm naruto...what's your name?" The chipmunk کی, چاپمنک looked at him as he scratched behind his ear."hmmm....how 'bout I call آپ sprinkles? آپ like that name buddy?" He asked the furry creature.the chipmunk کی, چاپمنک tilted his head in confusion."I dunno why dad hates these things....you're a good boy huh sprinkles?" Naruto asked as he reached his hand out to pet it.unfortunately,no one ever taught naruto chipmunks اقدام fast.the chipmunk کی, چاپمنک dashed past him and bit him on the nuts (pun intended) in self defense.it dashed back up the tree."OOOWWWW!!!" Naruto shouted as he fell over holding his crotch."nii-san?!" Nagato کہا as he stood up from his نشست on the sidewalk.everyone else followed behind him."what the hell happened?" The red head asked as he found his little brother curled up on the ground in pain."a stupid chipmunk کی, چاپمنک bit my balls..." naruto groaned still holding his crotch."Kami-sama nii-san to-san (dad) and kaa-san (mom) told آپ to keep away from those things...." nagato کہا helping his little brother up.naruto pulled up his underwear and black cargo shorts."ouch,that's gotta hurt naruto-kun...." "yeah...but maybe آپ were destined to get bitten...." neji said.everyone sighed."come on,lets find mom and dad.....nagato said.he carried his little brother back to the uchiha meeting place.
*current time*
"Oh yeah,I remember that....but it wasn't all bad,at least naruto's mom and dad treated us to mochi...." neji کہا as they got a foot away from the compound."yeah,plus mikoto-chan makes great nikujaga....." hinata کہا rubbing her tummy.(A/N: mochi is a pastery usually filled with ice cream,fillings,or jelly....kinda like a japanese version of جیلی doughnuts,while nikujaga is noodles,beef,carrots and potatoes.....basically a japanese version of beef stew....) they opened the door to hinata's house."2 منٹ to spare....that's such a weird timing...well,I'm goin ہوم so,here's hanabi...." he کہا handing his younger cousin her little sister."wait,neji-san....um can آپ stay for a little longer? For some reason I can't sleep without someone else being awake...." hinata asked shyly."*sigh* ok but let me call my mother..." "neji آپ live right behind us just walk over and tell her...." "but I'm tired and that sounds EXHAUSTING....." neji moaned.hinata sighed."ok whatever....."
*the اگلے day,9:00 AM*
Hizashi walked upstairs and opened hinata's door."hey hina-chan,your mom made pancakes.....wait,oi (nephew) what the hell are آپ doing here?" He asked the long haired boy laying in his daughter's bed.hinata and hanabi were snuggled against his bare chest.neji sighed."hinata-chan wanted me to stay with her so she could sleep,then hanabi came in talking about some nightmare,so I ended up in the middle of both of them so I got hot and took off my shirt....its been a long night....." he کہا tiredly.hizashi sighed."put on a شرٹ, قمیض and go get some food boy...." neji slipped from in between his younger cousins and pulled on his beater and short sleeve button up.he rushed downstairs as his aunt set the sausage and پینکیکس on the table.
