Gaara : ارے ارے put me down!

Itachi : Nooooo....Don't wanna.

*Kabuto's head come out of Gaara's gored*

Gaara : Mommy!

Kabuto : My ninja info cards ninja info cards...

Kakashi : Would آپ shut up!

Kabuto : My ninja info cards.....

Kakashi : That's it I'm going Kabuto hunting.

*Kakashi pulled out a mallet*

Kakashi : Say good night!

*Kabuto's head went down*

Kakashi : Damn it!

Gaara : Damn it!

Kakashi : No no don't say that.

Gaara : Why?!Old man......

Itachi : Kakashi your fighting with a child.

Kakashi : He's an EVIL child!

Itachi : Quiet.

Sasuke : Itachis going to kill me....

Sakura : No he's not he's your brother.

Sasuke : That didn't stop him from killing our family.

Sakura : Uhhh......

Kakashi: Cactus D=< *Cactus no jutsu*

Itachi : What the shit?!

Gaara : Shit!

Itachi : Don't say that.

Gaara : Why?!Old man?!

Kankuro : Gaara آپ really shouldn't swear.

Gaara : Quiet آپ fat piece of crap!

*Itachi brought the kids and Kakashi for some reason to the Akatsuki picnic spot*

Pein : Itachi why did آپ bring preschoolers to our picnic spot......And ....And....Hatake??!

Itachi : I dunno....

Pein : He's an Anbu!

Itachi : So....?

Tobi : HI!!!!!!Oooohhhhhh kiddies!!

*Tobi picked up Sakura*

Gaara : ارے that's mine!

*Everyone looked at Gaara*

Gaara : Uhhhh.....

*Gaara ran away*

Sakura : Temari is he okay?

Temari : Yeah.

Kankuro : ارے Temari...

Temari : What?!

Kankuro : I think-

Temari : No Kankuro آپ don't think.

Kankuro : But-

Temari : I don't want to here آپ fake thoughts.

*Kankuro went in to a state of depression*

Sasuke : Damn it now I have computation....

Sakura : Hmm?

*A few hours later they all started playing*

Sasuke : Naruto Wanna be friends?

Naruto : Su-

*Gaara came running back*

Gaara : No.He's MY best friend آپ can't have him...And آپ can't have Sakura ether.

Sasuke : Why?

*Gaara left again and Sakura came over*

Sakura : What were آپ guys talking about?

Sasuke : Gaara's a creep

Sakura : ..........

Naruto : What?

Sakura : Nothing.

Naruto : Sakura do آپ wanna play?

Sakura : No thanks.

*Hinata came over*

Hinata : Sakura,Ino,Temari,Ten-Ten and I are playing with dolls do آپ wanna play too?

Sakura : Sure.

Sasuke :What about us.

Sakura : I wanna play with dolls not with smelly ugly boys with chicken butt hair.

Naruto :I don't have chicken butt hair....

Sakura : Sorry.

Sakura : Come on Hinata.

Hinata : Naruto-kun do آپ wanna play?

Naruto : Sure I guess.

Hinata : Uh that's great let's go.

*Every one left Sasuke alone*

Sasuke : And I'm alone...

Voice 4 : Shut up priss!

Sasuke : Who کہا that?!

*A vortex opened up and three teenagers and a baby came out one an emo girl with long black hair the اگلے was a boy with short brown hair waring dark clothing the third was another girl with long بنفشی, وایلیٹ hair a Tobi plush waring a long black tranche کوٹ a black t-shirt and black capries the last was a baby waring a little گلابی شرٹ, قمیض and a dipper she had light brown hair put up in a little ٹٹو tail*

Voice 1 : I'm Saya.

Voice 2 : I'm Marik.

Voice 3 : I'm death.

Saya : Her name is Violet.

بنفشی, وایلیٹ : Thanks آپ just blew my cover.

Saya : What cover?!

بنفشی, وایلیٹ : ......

Voice 4 : I'm death!

Saya : آپ spend way to much time with Violet...Page.

Page : آپ blew my cover!

Saya : -_-"

Marik : Well-

*Saya started throwing fat people at Marik*

Marik : Ahhh Your still mad?!

Saya : Hell yeah!

Page : آپ really shouldn't insult a girls appearance.

Marik : Yeah I got that!

*An older version of Kakashi came through the vortex*

Older Kakashi : Come on Kiddies we have a mission.

Saya : Why can't we just ditch and get ice cream like always?

Older Kakashi : Obito and Rin won't let me....

Saya : Oh.

Sasuke : Obito and Rin are dead.

Older Kakashi : Yeah but there head elf's.

Sasuke : Head elf's?

Saya : Yeah there people who died but there spirits go in to there loved ones heads.

Page : Like Obito and Rin.

Tobi plush : Worship me!

بنفشی, وایلیٹ : No one will worship you.

Tobi plush : I know Whaaaaaaa!!

Sasuke : That doll just talked!

بنفشی, وایلیٹ : No it didn't.

Tobi plush : I'm not a doll I'm a plushie demon!

بنفشی, وایلیٹ : Shut up!

Tobi plush : All I want is to be worshiped!Is that to much to ask?!

بنفشی, وایلیٹ : Yes.

Tobi plush : Whaaaaaa!!!!

Saya : بنفشی, وایلیٹ shut him up!

بنفشی, وایلیٹ : Fine.

*Violet threw the Tobi plush through the glowing vortex*

Tobi plush : I never saw France!

All : .............