i have a set of 2 scary monsters in my garden im a little bit worried

should i feel proud,ones im seriously so scraed
ive got a درخت that looks like a bananatype thing and taht its fanned and its پرستار is yellow
and its like a palm درخت
another,the other one is a huge red پھول with a yellow tube stalk
not a triffid یا a titan arum
there both way to legendary
PLEASE HELP ME WITHIT
im scared to death