I picture her as Perrie (Megan Fox)
"Mum! No! That's so annoying" I tossed the book that mum had دیا me just right now,"And we're having dinner"
Mum raised her eyebrows at me,"It's a book about sex and I think آپ have come of age to read that book,Perrie!"
I was 18. I've read this book before. Mum FORCED me to read it. She made sure I actually read it. This was the first time I've been back to my parents' flat since I went to go live سے طرف کی myself. I was living quite well until my parents called for me to come over. I don't even know why they bothered calling me! They didn't care basically. I partied like every single دن with Eleanor at the کلب and this is the first time they've called me. Yesterday I was partying and had barely came back to my flat at like seven in the morning and I found this guy's wallet in my پرس, تھیلی and then my parents called.
"Perrie,what have آپ been doing? Do آپ have a job?" Dad asked
I scoffed,"I'm a Starbucks barista. I work the weeks only."
Okay,that was true. After work,I went partying then I came back,slept for about 2-3 hours then woke up and went back. Sounds like bullshit,but it's not. Mum and Dad thought I was a hardworking girl. They also thought Eleanor was innocent. Yes. That's right. ELEANOR CALDER? Yeah,get over it. Okay. Yes,she's going out with Louis Tomlinson. Okay,bullshit over. Eleanor went partying with me everytime. There was at least one time where she almost ended up sleeping with some guy. I saved her arse.
"PERRIE!" Mum yelled
I glanced up from the floor,"Yes?"
"Explain to me why آپ came out on the news" Dad sternly said,trying to keep that smile off his face
I giggled uncontrollably,"I came out on the news..ooh..you're a funny one,dad"
"NO! PERRIE! Listen! آپ came out. آپ came out and a young man came out as well. His name was Harry Styles." Mum blurted,screaming and shaking
My eyes widened,"Is his wallet missing?"
"Yes,Perrie. آپ have his wallet,don't you?" Dad barked
I giggled,"Maybe"
"PERRIE!"
"FINE! CALM YOUR ARSE DOWN,DAD!" I snapped,throwing a glass cup at the wall.
Mum stood up,"Perrie,what has gotten to you?"
"I DON'T KNOW! آپ TELL ME!!! I'M A FUCKING ALCOHOLIC. آپ DON'T CARE. I KNOW آپ DON'T!" I tried screaming out my lungs
I knew it was loud since an echo went through out the whole house. Mum gasped,staring at me. Dad had a look of pity in his eyes. I rolled my eyes.
"Bullshit. Right? آپ all probably think I'm lying,right? Well,I'm not. Eleanor drinks too. آپ can go away now." I said,snatching my phone from the glass باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ table. I took my پرس, تھیلی on the way out,"You both can enjoy free fucks now" Mum and Dad followed me. I scoffed,taking advantage of this moment. I turned around,flicking them both off. They both gasped as if I had just told them I was pregnant.
"Perrie.."
"Mum.."
"Perrie.."
"THIS IS BULLSHIT. I'M LEAVING" I screamed,throwing the door open,then slamming it closed
Eleanor was in the Bentley,waiting patiently. I hopped into the car,pushing the keys into the slot. I scoffed,still pissed at Mum and Dad. I turned the ignition on then started driving away from this hell. I never liked it here. I hated it.
I stretched my hand to the radio,changing the station,"Mum and Dad got all shocked when I told them we were alcoholics."
"And we're still fit as hell..so they can go get some free fucks" Eleanor nodded in agreement
Eleanor and I had this thing where we would say 'Free Fucks' and no one knew what it meant. It basically meant "Go screw yourself and don't ever come back to me again. Keep the load of bullshit". We کہا that to most guys,saying we would give them "Free Fucks". They believed that we wanted to sleep with them. HAH! They wish. Eleanor and I arrived at Josiah's flat. I hopped out of the car,as well as Eleanor did.
"ELEANOR! PERRIE!" Josiah screamed as he got out of his مستونگ, mustang
"Hey,Josiah" I muttered over my shoulder
Josiah stopped,"What's wrong?"
"Nah,just admit we are alcoholics to our parents" Eleanor کہا over her shoulder,giggling slightly
We went into the flat,taking this time to chill and eat. And sleep. Josiah slept like everytime he could. He was adorable,but I'd never fall in love with him. My دل has been broken too many times. Boys just want to get in my pants,then leave. It's obvious. I hope they get an STD for that. The longest time I've been with a guy was about 3 weeks. Of course the boy was the curly haired one,Harry. I called it off,because I'm already torn..
The Curly Haired Boy On The News..
this is what you wore and how your hair was
Name-
Age-
Eye Color-
Hair Color-
Personality-
Your پسندیدہ saying-
Your پسندیدہ 1D boy-
Type Of Hair-(Ex: Straight,wavy,curly,etc)
Dance,Singing,etc-Yes یا no? If yes,then what?
پسندیدہ Food-
پسندیدہ Drink-
What Fanfic-No Way To Go یا What Makes Him Beautiful
In the پسندیدہ 1D boy,I can put آپ with him if he's available. Lol! Still feel so business-y. I'm so dumb. Haha. If آپ want to be with the boy,if they're available,tell me how آپ want to react when آپ first meet him,and blah blah. آپ know..how آپ want to meet him,date him,blah blah. آپ know what I mean. xD
Well,tell me what story آپ want to be in,and I'll put آپ in! ;)
~ZoeyMalik28 xxx<3~
Tell me!
5 guys that have changed my life so much!
To many reasons for that! But shorten it, there voices, looks and everything else!
Because they are the most amazingest people on earth ever ever ever <3
They are infectious :D
They make me smile like i never did before.
Because they're so talented and down-to-earth :)
Because they are sweet, talented, funny and easy on the eyes ;)
They're just 5 normal boys, who are livin' the dream ;-)
There are so many other reasons about why we love them and if آپ have another reasons please باکس ان me about it and I'll then mention آپ in a post!
How can't you love these guys???
Niall Horan admits that there is no partner for Valentine's Day, but کہا that he would like his company makes Miranda Cosgrove. Liam Payne remained mysterious, but he کہا that Kim Kardashian has something that he really likes. Zayn Malik did not say so, in finding only "Maybe I'll have date,maybe not."
Harry Styles says he has solved the problem - his partner will bandmate Louis To Tomlinson! "You're cute," کہا Harry Louis. Louis just laughed and replied: "It seems that my partner is Harry. I have no choice ".
Where guys will be the 14th February? Of course, the most glorious city in the world of romance, Paris! "I love this city," کہا Malik.
Liam!!
