CHAPTER 6: JUST NUTS
If there is one creature that could truly break my control and infuriate me, that's Fred the Squirrel. Do I need to explain why? As Skipper said, "As dumb as a sack of hammers." But he is very vital to my plan now. He's easier to fool and convince because of his own stubborn judgement. And he could just jump from درخت to tree, unlike Skipper who'll be waddling.
I stood on the zoo walls that faced central park. I scanned the area for Skipper. He just entered the park himself, and he is not in ahurry. He is muttering to himself, occasionally stopping in his pace, perhaps he's practicing the lines he want to say to Lilly.
A love's fool indeed, I thought. That would buy me some time. I spied Fred sitting on a branch of his tree, munching on a nut. I quickly approached via his blind side, made sure he's in earshot and begun my operation.
"What do آپ plan to do upon finding Lilly Skipper?" I said.
I played the recording. "I trust my instincts مزید than Lilly. Like I کہا if I need to take down some of my men. I'll do it. If I learn that Lilly is patronizing with the enemy I'll throw her to Hoboken."
"Aye aye Skipper," I replied to the unpresent Skipper.
Then I walked to Fred's view.
"Hey آپ Pigeon!" Fred called. "Where's the flatheaded one آپ were talking to?"
"Pigeon?!" he called me a pigeon! Pfft. "I'm not a pigeon."
"But you're a bird right?"
"Yes but pigeons can fly, while I a پینگوئن, پیںگان naturally cannot." Without my inventions' help of course.
"Then آپ must be a chicken."
"Did آپ even hear the word penguin?!"
"Chicken."
"Whatever! If آپ find a female penguin, pigeon, chicken with a choker's ہار and a tattoo on her hip just tell her to come home! I'll give آپ a pack of almonds if آپ are able to find her."
"Almonds آپ say? Why didn't آپ just say so?" and he pounced off his درخت for the search.
Good. Glad that's over. I almost thought it wont work.
I stealthily followed Fred, making sure Im not to be found سے طرف کی him, Skipper یا the humans walking by. And then he found her after 15 minutes. I hid behind a bush, stayed my distanced and watched.
She sat on a درخت branch, looking sad and discouraged. That almost broke my دل to watch, so I focused on Fred and their conversation through my binoculars, their voices faint but understandable enough.
"Hey! You, female chicken!" again Fred with the chicken!
"Are آپ talking to me?" Lilly asked.
"Nellie is our name right?"
"Lilly."
"That's funny, I could have sworn its Nellie."
"You must be the infamous Fred the squirrel." Lilly کہا when she remembered our past stories about him.
"Uh-huh. There was that tall grumpy chicken who wanted me to tell آپ to come home. Tell him I did! And remind him he owes me almonds."
"Tall and grumpy? That must be Kowalski."
"Yeah and the flatheaded one was looking for آپ too."
"Skipper?" I cant help but notice Lilly's eyes lit up.
"Mmmhmmm. I herd him say something about آپ patronizing with the enemy and throwing آپ to Hobolen, Koboken I think."
"What? Hoboken?! آپ heard him say that?"
"It's Koboken. Yes I heard him say that. I think its a fancy دن spa, congratulations."
Lilly fell silent then her flippers were clenched into fists.
"This time his paranoid imagination is going too far!" She turned to Fred, "Are آپ lying? Are آپ making this up? I swear I'm going to..."
"Hey! Hey!" Fred raised his paws in defense. "There's a pack of almonds at stake why would I lie?"
"I'll remind Kowalski of your almonds." she کہا coldly and she jumped of the tree. She proceeded to the direction of the HQ.
I scanned the park once again for Skipper. Not very far, I found him meticulously checking trees for a sign of Lilly. Statistically speaking, Im 100% certain they'll find one another.
If there is one creature that could truly break my control and infuriate me, that's Fred the Squirrel. Do I need to explain why? As Skipper said, "As dumb as a sack of hammers." But he is very vital to my plan now. He's easier to fool and convince because of his own stubborn judgement. And he could just jump from درخت to tree, unlike Skipper who'll be waddling.
I stood on the zoo walls that faced central park. I scanned the area for Skipper. He just entered the park himself, and he is not in ahurry. He is muttering to himself, occasionally stopping in his pace, perhaps he's practicing the lines he want to say to Lilly.
A love's fool indeed, I thought. That would buy me some time. I spied Fred sitting on a branch of his tree, munching on a nut. I quickly approached via his blind side, made sure he's in earshot and begun my operation.
"What do آپ plan to do upon finding Lilly Skipper?" I said.
I played the recording. "I trust my instincts مزید than Lilly. Like I کہا if I need to take down some of my men. I'll do it. If I learn that Lilly is patronizing with the enemy I'll throw her to Hoboken."
"Aye aye Skipper," I replied to the unpresent Skipper.
Then I walked to Fred's view.
"Hey آپ Pigeon!" Fred called. "Where's the flatheaded one آپ were talking to?"
"Pigeon?!" he called me a pigeon! Pfft. "I'm not a pigeon."
"But you're a bird right?"
"Yes but pigeons can fly, while I a پینگوئن, پیںگان naturally cannot." Without my inventions' help of course.
"Then آپ must be a chicken."
"Did آپ even hear the word penguin?!"
"Chicken."
"Whatever! If آپ find a female penguin, pigeon, chicken with a choker's ہار and a tattoo on her hip just tell her to come home! I'll give آپ a pack of almonds if آپ are able to find her."
"Almonds آپ say? Why didn't آپ just say so?" and he pounced off his درخت for the search.
Good. Glad that's over. I almost thought it wont work.
I stealthily followed Fred, making sure Im not to be found سے طرف کی him, Skipper یا the humans walking by. And then he found her after 15 minutes. I hid behind a bush, stayed my distanced and watched.
She sat on a درخت branch, looking sad and discouraged. That almost broke my دل to watch, so I focused on Fred and their conversation through my binoculars, their voices faint but understandable enough.
"Hey! You, female chicken!" again Fred with the chicken!
"Are آپ talking to me?" Lilly asked.
"Nellie is our name right?"
"Lilly."
"That's funny, I could have sworn its Nellie."
"You must be the infamous Fred the squirrel." Lilly کہا when she remembered our past stories about him.
"Uh-huh. There was that tall grumpy chicken who wanted me to tell آپ to come home. Tell him I did! And remind him he owes me almonds."
"Tall and grumpy? That must be Kowalski."
"Yeah and the flatheaded one was looking for آپ too."
"Skipper?" I cant help but notice Lilly's eyes lit up.
"Mmmhmmm. I herd him say something about آپ patronizing with the enemy and throwing آپ to Hobolen, Koboken I think."
"What? Hoboken?! آپ heard him say that?"
"It's Koboken. Yes I heard him say that. I think its a fancy دن spa, congratulations."
Lilly fell silent then her flippers were clenched into fists.
"This time his paranoid imagination is going too far!" She turned to Fred, "Are آپ lying? Are آپ making this up? I swear I'm going to..."
"Hey! Hey!" Fred raised his paws in defense. "There's a pack of almonds at stake why would I lie?"
"I'll remind Kowalski of your almonds." she کہا coldly and she jumped of the tree. She proceeded to the direction of the HQ.
I scanned the park once again for Skipper. Not very far, I found him meticulously checking trees for a sign of Lilly. Statistically speaking, Im 100% certain they'll find one another.
Okay, Welcome. I got this from 'Who loves Kowalski? I DO! WE ALL DO!'
1.) Dont run into dating. Terrible things could happen.
Claudia: Hi kowalski! Lets kiss!
Kowalski: Uhh, we're not... Dating...
Claudia: *grabs Kowalski and starts making out with him*
Skipper: PAROLE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!
2.) Don't get too serious too fast!
Claudia: LETS GET MARRIED!
Kowalski: we've been dating for two days! ONLY TWO!
Claudia: Who cares?!
Skipper: مزید PAROLE!
3.) If آپ think he doesn't like you, don't FORCE him to.
Claudia: Hi walski!
Kowalski: Hi!
Claudia: LOVE ME!!
Kowalski: 0.0
4.)Don't be overprotectiive.
Claudia: Hi walski.
Kowalski: Hi
Marlene: Hi--
Claudia: STAY BACK FROM MY WALSKI!!
5.) Be careful of relationship bumps.
Claudia: Hi, walski.
Kowalski: shh, I'm busy with my experiment.
Claudia: *crying* WHY DON'T آپ LOVE ME, WALSKI?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WROOOOOONG?!?
(there will be five tips per article. ^^)
1.) Dont run into dating. Terrible things could happen.
Claudia: Hi kowalski! Lets kiss!
Kowalski: Uhh, we're not... Dating...
Claudia: *grabs Kowalski and starts making out with him*
Skipper: PAROLE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!
2.) Don't get too serious too fast!
Claudia: LETS GET MARRIED!
Kowalski: we've been dating for two days! ONLY TWO!
Claudia: Who cares?!
Skipper: مزید PAROLE!
3.) If آپ think he doesn't like you, don't FORCE him to.
Claudia: Hi walski!
Kowalski: Hi!
Claudia: LOVE ME!!
Kowalski: 0.0
4.)Don't be overprotectiive.
Claudia: Hi walski.
Kowalski: Hi
Marlene: Hi--
Claudia: STAY BACK FROM MY WALSKI!!
5.) Be careful of relationship bumps.
Claudia: Hi, walski.
Kowalski: shh, I'm busy with my experiment.
Claudia: *crying* WHY DON'T آپ LOVE ME, WALSKI?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WROOOOOONG?!?
(there will be five tips per article. ^^)
private: oh ya skippah this is my mom
melody: hello my names melody nice to meet آپ skippah
skippah: nice to meet آپ too
melody: ارے private wanna go get something special آپ deserve it come
private: okay mom
skipper: kowalski analysis
kowalski: i have no idea
private: mom can i have 2 boxes of مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن winkies please
melody: sure here
both: (eats مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن winkies)
private: ohlookoverthereiseeabirdheheheyay
melody: private high on sugar rush
private: okwaitheymomdidn'tseeyoutherehuhyoudidn'teitherhuh
later
private: (wakes up) mom what happened
melody: sugar rush private
to be continued
melody: hello my names melody nice to meet آپ skippah
skippah: nice to meet آپ too
melody: ارے private wanna go get something special آپ deserve it come
private: okay mom
skipper: kowalski analysis
kowalski: i have no idea
private: mom can i have 2 boxes of مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن winkies please
melody: sure here
both: (eats مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن winkies)
private: ohlookoverthereiseeabirdheheheyay
melody: private high on sugar rush
private: okwaitheymomdidn'tseeyoutherehuhyoudidn'teitherhuh
later
private: (wakes up) mom what happened
melody: sugar rush private
to be continued