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posted by skipperfan5431
THE اگلے MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Alright boys! Today were gonna do some hand to hand combat for the morning exersices!" Skipper commanded, looking over his shoulder to make sure Roy was pleased. Lilly, Kowalski, Rico, and Private cheered happily. They loved a little hand to hand combat. "So, ready to get whooped Skipper?" Kowalski asked, striking a battle pose. Skipper looked at Kowalski and gave him a weird look. "Uh, آپ boys won't be fighting ME........your fighting Roy...heh." The team looked up at the tall buff پینگوئن, پیںگان as he flexed his HUGE پینگوئن, پیںگان muscles. "So....who's first?" Ofcourse, everyone looked directly at Lilly. She really wanted to, but Skipper said: "Sorry boys, team members only!" This ofcourse infuriated Lilly. Skipper promised he would tell Roy the truth about Lilly, but he didn't stick to his word. "IM FIGHTING!" Lilly declared as she grabbed a fighting stick. Roy looked down at Lilly and laughed. "Haha! A cleaning lady? Fighting ME? Im gonna break آپ like a pretty little toothpick miss!" Roy took a step twoards Lilly, trying to intimidate her, but she stood her ground. "BRING IT ON GRANDPA!" Lilly shouted as she struck a battle pose. "Lilly!" Skipper tried to stop the squabble, but it was too late. Lilly pounced at Roy, swinging the stick at the back of his neck. The blow knocked Roy to the floor. "You pack quite a مککا, عجیب الخلقت little lady. HIYA!" Roy سوئنگ, جھول his stick at Lilly's feet, knowcking her on her back. Then he sat ontop of her and punched her repeatedly in the face. "NOOO!!" Skipper cried. He tried to pull off his dad, but Roy just slapped him aside. Lilly's facce was completely busted up when Roy finished beating her up. D:!!!!!"Don't fool yourself dollface. آپ aint tough." He then kicked Lilly in the side and waddled twoards the guys. "ARE آپ INSANE!! آپ JUST KILLED SKIPPA'S GIRLFRIEND!" Private screeched at the سب, سب سے اوپر of his lungs. Roy's eyes bulged as he looked back at Skipper, who was siting اگلے to Lilly. She wasn't moving. He then waddled up to Skipper and put his flipper on his shoulder. "Skipper....im sorry....I didn't mean to..." Roy put his face in his flippers and began to cry. So did Skipper. Suddenly, Lilly opened her eyes and stood up. Her face was bloody and bruised. When she got on her feet she wabbled alittle. "So, now ya know........."before she could finish, she collapsed into Kowalski's flippers. "Kowalski. Take Lilly to the infirmary, STAT!" Skipper ordered. Kowalski did so without hesitation. Skipper then turned at his father and glared. " Get out......."He whispered. Roy tried to speak, but Skipper cut him off. " GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK!"
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THE اگلے DAY!!!!!!!
Lilly was asleep in the HQ while the guys were getting rid of Roy. All of his things were shoved in a large cardboard box. "I know your upset, but I can't help myself when I get into kill mode.....I didn't kill her though. Right?" They were not amused. They shoved Roy into the کریٹ, کھوکھا and closed the lid. There was some shuffling and then Roy let out a large cry. "Son....SON! There's someone in here!!!!!!" Then the voice of a cute little female پینگوئن, پیںگان was heard. "HA! Finally! Eat BB's آپ big jerk!!" Then, the female opened آگ کے, آگ on Roy while inside the crate. Once the barrage was over, Kowalski opened the کریٹ, کھوکھا and let the little female out. "Thanks Jazzy!" He cheered as gave her a hi-5. "Don't mention it Kowalski...all in a day's work. Im gonna go visit Lilly! See ya!" Then Jazzy Skipped away twoards the HQ. Private, Skipper, and Rico looked at Kowalski oddly. "Uh...who was--"---"Sorry Skipper. Classified." Kowalski winked and walked away.

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!
Day 5

“How we lookin’ Private?” Eve asked approaching him. They were in a small hut not too far from the prison.

“Everything’s running smoothly. Did آپ talk to Skipper?”

“Yeah. He’s proud of you.” Private smiled.

“Really?” Eve patted his shoulder.

“You bet. He thinks of آپ as a son آپ know.”

“Wow…he has been like a father to me.” Eve smiled. “Eve…can I ask آپ something?”

“Sure. Anything.”

“Do آپ like Skipper?”

Eve opened her beak to speak, but ended up saying: “Uh…I…well…”

Private giggled. “It’s okay. Your secret is محفوظ with me.”

Eve...
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Note: Heyo, peeps! After this chapter, the following ones are going to be shorter.

Private's body fell rapidly into the electric powered machine. Finally he hit the bottom blades with a PLOP. In that moment he prepped himself for being ground up. The سیکنڈ past-nothing happened. Still, the razors dug into his back. The پینگوئن, پیںگان laid there-stuck-shaken.
What had just happened? Was this real? Would he open his eyes-still in bed? It was worth a shot. His eyes slowly opened. Nope, still in the funnel. All over his body, he was covered in guts and blood. He was startled at first, but soon was certain...
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March 21, 2012
1628 hours


    Marlene invited Elizabeth for a walk through Central Park. Not wanting to be rude, Elizabeth accepted.

    “So what was it like? Being a nurse for all those people must’ve been hard work.”

    “Yeah, it got difficult sometimes. Especially when we had to break the news to the family when a loved one passed on.”

    “I can imagine. So you’ve never been married then?” Elizabeth looked sideways at her for a moment, knowing she had to lie.

    “Nope. Always...
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The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are آپ hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those مچھلی look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of مچھلی that a لابسٹر, کَر کند left اگلے to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those مچھلی Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico کہا sadly. “Then what are آپ waiting for? All آپ gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...
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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No آپ just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are آپ annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* آپ just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for آپ are not sentient. آپ just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But آپ just کہا that آپ know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: آپ lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...
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User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, یا thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would آپ define yourself? Are آپ yourself because of your actions, یا are your actions based on who آپ are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes آپ are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: ارے that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot:  *facepalm* 

User: Why are آپ hitting yourself?
2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda کہا happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He کہا in his Danish accent. "Then سے طرف کی the powers invested in me...I now pronounce آپ man and wife. آپ may kiss your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their دوستوں stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...
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Chapter 8

Skipper made his way into the Clock Tower, and just like the last time he was there in the normal castle, a quick flash of light came and went and the fingers on the clock both started to move. They both landed on the six, which was on the سب, سب سے اوپر instead of the bottom due to everything in the قلعہ being in reverse. And just like the last time, it rang thirteen times. Dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong… dong…dong…dong. The floor opened and Skipper made his way up. When he arrived he found an elevator just like the last time, but instead of going...
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posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! آپ make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You کہا so at the meeting! آپ didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...
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Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do آپ think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to آپ talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic موسیقی can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that موسیقی playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are آپ all?"

Private:...
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posted by 27Kowalski
I don't know if آپ can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired سے طرف کی peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!



Director: Okay, for the اگلے scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, آپ have to kiss each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: آپ heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop kissing each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...
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@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

    
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. ارے KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer سے طرف کی my side.. Want a round?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then اقدام back a bit because I have a lemon..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.



@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't آپ crawl into a #pantry and die already..

         
As I کہا in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do آپ realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to design the blueprint!
Me: Dude, آپ seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If آپ have any other سوالات آپ can ask me in the comments.)...
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Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the گزشتہ دن flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue کہا location. She looked at the clock on the دیوار اگلے to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an گھنٹہ early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...
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Author's Note: It's been FOREVER since I continued this fanfic, hasn't it? :P Well, for those of آپ who forgot, this story is about Skipper dying and becoming a ghost, meeting William, who can hear and see him well. I hope any new readers of this story enjoy it, and like it, so enjoy the story!! :D

"I can't believe it still, it already seems like eternity, and it's only been three days, I miss him that much," whimpered Private. "Uh huh," grunted Rico with a small hint of sadness. "Remember men, he's still here with us, don't worry too badly, we'll eventually see him again once our times come,...
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Chapter 6: The ‘meeting’
Everybody was talking at the same time, so Pat had to shut them up. “Okay, could everybody please shut up?” Pat said. “Quiet! Thank you!” Mort exclaimed. “Thank آپ Mort. Okay, can everybody hear me?” Pat asked. Nobody says anything. “So, we called this meeting to tell آپ who tranquilized آپ guys.” Pat said. Kowalski started, “Okay, for the Cooper Gang and Carmelita Fox, it was Muggshot. For the Emperor Penguins and the Adelie penguin, it was the boss Skua.” Pat continued, “For the guardians and Nyra, it was the Striga.” “What? I thought...
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*Kowalski's PoV*

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

Blowhole's base explodes in a firey ball of toxic gasses and total destruction. We feel the heat, depsite the fact we're at a reasonably محفوظ distance. No-one could survive THAT explosion.

Even Rico seems too upset to enjoy the, usually, delightful sensation an explosion gives him. I can't say I blame him. His leader and دوستوں are in there.

WERE in there.

Now, they were probably with Manfreedi and Johnson, where ever THEY are. They've most likely gone to a better place. I've never known Skipper to be religous, though there is a lot I don't know about him....
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the اگلے mourning.

Me: (wakes up) well I manage to get some rest but I gotta keep crawling.

but then i was in for a shock.

Me: alright don't worry Kiva آپ can do this (turns over my body which becomes a big problem) (screams in pain)

Skipper: (wakes up) what's with all the screaming?

Mort: how come she's crying in pain?

Private: oh dear skipper her lower part where it's protective is gone!

Me (in pain): b but i gotta keep crawling (drags myself but the pain makes it worse) ow!!!!

Skipper: Kiva stop dragging yourself the lower part of your body is already in pain your crawling is going to make it worse!...
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posted by stlouisfan
(Penguin HQ. Late at night)
Private climbed out of his بستر and walked into the اگلے room. He pulled the tape recorder out again and began his اگلے recording.

"Okay okay. Today was worse than any other. Today he actually appeared before me. In broad daylight. He has never done that before. What's worse is that I heard something. Something not normal. Something I wouldn't expect to hear in the zoo. Not in a million years. Like children screaming. I don't know what he'll do next. This tall thin man with the long arms," Private whispered clearly into the tape recorder.

He took a few moments to breath...
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posted by andresandru
"Marlene?!" Skipper said, coonfused

"you heard me comando,
don't seem a dumb,
get this out
or I'll break your lung!" Marlene sang

"hahaha! it worked!!!!" Private shouted

"so the real cause was actualy you,
what a liar, what a no-good,
you annoying rainbow-lover, yes you,
you're completly crazy, آپ should be mr. bad mood!"

Suddently Private changed, he was wearing a half-broken skull T-shirt and was eating a brown lollypop

"Private?" Kowalski کہا lowly, Private turned andthrew his lolypop at the brainy

"Private!" Skipper کہا "those aren't modals of a-" Skipper stopped himself seeing that Private didn't...
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