Penguins of Madagascar Article: Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 5

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 5

posted by mostar1219

In the "MAD" universe
Jack: Those penguins are right in front of us!!!
Ramsay: Don't worry, didn't آپ say that آپ can pull your head off and shoot آگ کے, آگ out of your eyes?
Jack: Yea.
Ramsay: Well, THROW YOUR HEAD AT THEM, SKELETON MAN!!! (Jack throws his head attempting to hit the penguins)
S: Rico, deploy Jackie Robinson pitcher mode! (Rico catches the head and throws it and it hits Team Johnny Test)
Susan: I'll press the net button. (presses a button and a net appears and catches Jack's head)
Johnny: Impressive. (everyone rides on the back of Clifford the Big Red Dog and go through the portal to the "Johnny Test" universe)
P: This must be a really small and wacky town.
Power Racer: Wacky, indeed. If آپ see a wierd Darth Vadar-like guy, try your best to hit him.
S: How do آپ know so much?
Power Racer: That's classified, Skipper. All آپ need to know is that everyone else will be EATING MY DUST!!! (speeds up)
Johnny: Hmm, maybe one of these colorful buttons can help us out. (presses the parachute button)
Dukey: Well, I'm pressing the GREEN button! (presses the button to the Knock Out Purfume)
10 منٹ later
Johnny: (everyone wakes up) Woah! Didn't see THAT coming.
Mary: How come those penguins and masked racer are even farther ahead of us?
Power Racer: (yells back) Turns out we have similar Conscious Caution technology! (high fives Kowalski and everyone goes through the portal)
In Lyoko
Power Racer: Oh, the mountain sector.
P: And I see different parts of the other sectors! Even Sector 5!!
K: Of course! To keep the race from taking to long, the race had one part of each sector without the hassle!!!
Aelita: Odd, do آپ have your laser arrows on you? It seems like they'll help us out.
Odd: No sweat, Mrs. Einstein. LASER ARROW!! (shoots an arrow to the side of the penguins' car and causing them to be leaning at an edge)
Power Racer: What the? (drives up to the Penguins) GUYS!
P: Power Racer!
Power Racer: Quick, jump in my car and hurry!
S: Give us a good reason for us to jump in!
Power Racer: Because you'll ALL end up in the Digital Sea if آپ don't!
S: Forget it! I don't trust gay folk like you! (quickly covers beak)
Power Racer: Wait, آپ think I'm gay? Is that you're problem?
K: His problem! It's just that you've been helping us during the race and it's been unusual to him.
Power Racer: Everything will make sense soon enough. Get in! (the penguins get in the Power Racer's car and the penguins' car falls in the digital sea)
S: Are آپ sure آپ trust your gay stalker? (Kowalski punches Skipper in the gut)
P: Our car!
Power Racer: Don't worry, it'll be retrieved after the race.

kristalovepercy wow, that was...VERY werid. but awesome!! post soon

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It. Chapter 9: Kiss me fat boy!!

posted by 67Dodge

"Alright men, gather around, we will send someone in this group out to do our monthly rolecheck, we will start with Rico to do the animals A-L, while I go from M-Z, everyone understand? Kowalski and Private, guard the HQ," کہا Skipper. "Aye aye Skippah!!" cheered Private. Both Kowalski and Private then saluted as Skipper and Rico headed off to do their monthly rolecheck on the zoo. Rico then proceeded to go to the habitats with animals whose names started with the letter 'A', while Skipper went to the exhibits with animals whose names started with 'M', obviously, Marlene was first on his list,...

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The Easter Egg

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Note: I usually wouldn't bother to post an مضمون that's so short, but seeing as tomorrow is Easter, I thought it might be fun to post the 200-word double-drabble I wrote on Easter last year. I hope you'll enjoy it, and if you've read it before, feel free to enjoy it again.

63.) April 4, 2010: "The Easter Egg"

"Eh, would آپ mind telling me what kind of bird laid this fancy-looking egg?" Julien asked as he walked into the penguins' HQ, carrying a blue egg with green stripes and red polka dots. "Or have the sky spirits finally rewarded me with J.J. II?"

"Hey, that's mine," Skipper stated as he...

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The Hidden (Chapter VI - Hypnotized)

posted by LifelessPenguin

We were barely hypnotized. We were so addicted with our new stuff. آپ might be asking what Kowalski won. Well, I spied on him, he got a personal prize from Julien a while ago. It was a mixed chemical reaction of random things he got from his habitat. He کہا it was perfect for his experiments, because he had 10 ten test tubes of it. For now, he created 3 experiments already in one single hour. That's amazing.

I ate ten Winkies in one minute. That's for getting سیکنڈ place in the "Me Talent Show". I was not really aiming for first place, یا third place, but when I heard the prize in the second...

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The پینگوئن, پیںگان Zone Episode 4: It's a good life Skippah

posted by 67Dodge

Prolouge: آپ are entering a wondrous world, outside our own world, taking in it's claims سے طرف کی weird phenomena. Throught the pit of man's fears, and the summit, of his knowledge. This "other world" is one that causes the fall of empires, society, and the deepest of courage, the place I speak of is indeed. The Twilight Zone. -Rod Serling.
The سال is 1962, in a beautiful stretch of prairie in Omaha, Nebraska, a happy community of farmers, بیئر mongers, and the occassional middle class. This community thrived, until, a monster came to town. He would send anything he was displeased with to an area...

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A Song for Doris the ڈالفن Lyrics (rough draft)

posted by Bluepenguin

This is the rough draft of the lyrics, I would love to have revisions and constructive تبصرے added to this post. Please add موسیقی notes to the song سے طرف کی posting it on the pictures section of this fanclub. Hope آپ enjoy! :D

Kowalski: A Song for Doris the Dolphin.

Kowalski pulls out a گٹار and starts playing

Kowalski:
Stunning like a ساحل سمندر, بیچ sunset,
Her eyes bluer than the neverending ocean,
She bears an amazingly soft face,
That I will never be able to hold.

Doris, the dolphin,
She is a miracle of nature,
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would love me,

We swam in peace, in perfect harmony,
Flipper in flipper we went,
I was so happy and in total bliss,
But then, she cruelly left me,

Doris, the dolphin,
Why did آپ abandon me?
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would love me,

If only she would love me.

.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.

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The Lies,The Truth, and Doris - A Dorski پرستار fiction: Part 1 - Lies and Fury

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski Fanfiction: Part 1

"Gah!"
    Kowalski woke up with a jolt, almost awakening the team from their deep slumber. He heard the soft thump of his دل pounding in his chest. Trying to calm himself, he quietly slipped out of his bunk and peered at the alarm clock.
"3:40?! I got to get back to sleep! Tomorrow there is agility training!"
    Kowalski rubbed his eyes and quietly headed back to the small bunk, oblivious to Skipper's disappearance.

The dock...

    Small پینگوئن, پیںگان feet waddled across the dock,...

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بیجر, بادگار Love: Chapter 1: The Reason Why

posted by Metallica1147

Author's note: In case آپ don't know, I added another OC to my stories, her name is Ariana and she is a penguin, and she will be in this story. Also Rico and Private fangirls, please don't hate me for supporting this couples and making this story :(

بیجر, بادگار Love
Chapter 1: The Reason Why

After week that the badgers made their arrival at the zoo, everything went back to normal. Well, almost normal, Private’s fear of badgers was now worse. He was already scared of them to begin with, but now after what happen he’s مزید terrified then ever. After hours of just laying...

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آپ Belong With Me: Skilene Version

posted by EppofangirlXD

You're in the HQ with your girlfriend, she's upset,
She's going off about something that آپ said,
She doesnt get your paranoia like I do,

I'm in my cave, its a typical Funday night,
I'm listening to the kind of موسیقی she doesn’t like, (it’s Spanish گٹار songs btw)
And she'll never know your story like I do, (which I barely know but still)

But she’s a falcon, I’m an otter,
She's got feathers and I got some brown fur,
Dreaming ‘bout the دن when آپ wake up and find,
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time,

If آپ could see that I'm the one who understands you,
Been here all...

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The پینگوئن, پیںگان Zone Episode 1: Nightmare at 20,000 feet

posted by 67Dodge

Kowalski was going on vacation after a nervous breakdown at the zoo. Marlene had gone with him because she needed to unwind and relax. Kowalski began sweating vigorously, and scratching his head. 'What's wrong Kowalski?' asked Marlene. 'Nothing, the plane's motor is just...unreliable,' کہا Kowalski. 'Oh, I get it, you're afraid of heights,' teased Marlene. 'I am not!' yelled Kowalski as he took a weed. 'No smoking, sir,' کہا a flight attendant. 'Of course I understand, sorry,' کہا Kowalski. Only two days پہلے had Kowalski started smoking, but in the path to the plane's destination, it will...

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Skipper, Hans, and the Church of Destiny, C5: Odd One

posted by beastialmoon

Odd One

Marlene’s Pov.
Okay, I lied. This is another view of the conversation Hans was watching. Enjoy and Review!

Like Hans had predicted, Skipper went full-force Christian. It came off to the others as a quick fad he would eventually get over, like Rico’s hippie syndrome incident. Marlene watched him quote Psalms on the walk way.

Odd one you’re never alone
I’m here and I will reflect you

She knew she liked him. She knew it from the start. Like his problem with the Church, so did she have a problem with Skipper.

Both of us basically unattached
To anything یا anyone
Unless we’re pretending...

Nori's Diary =D (Nori is Dr Blowhole's Twin Sister)

posted by BlowholeRulez

Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish writing now, coz SOME RANDOM FAG ON FANPOP IS READING MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.

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A doll can't love: Chapter 10

posted by skipperluvs

Chapter 10

The penguins cruised around the town of New Jersey, looking for their old pal Rico, whom had left a note in the HQ telling them where he was going. They didn’t know so, but they were going to find him sooner than they thought.

“Look, Skippah!” Private pointed at Rico whom was walking tiredly. His left foot limped and he seemed to be talking to himself. Ash looked at him and instantly knew that he was Rico.

“Well…go get him!” Ash jumped out of the vehicle and pulled her flipper out at him. He just stared at it, confused. She rolled her eyes and pulled him in, and they made...

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A doll can't love: Chapter 8

posted by skipperluvs

Chapter 8

Author’s Note: I decided to try something a little bit different. Anybody who has read my: “Just Admit it, OK?” story, well…this story will be A LITTLE related to the other. I decided to add myself into this story too, but I will be a new character…as in not known سے طرف کی the penguins, unlike the other. Yes…this is Mico, the other is Skilene…but this will give a little bit مزید explanation on how Ash met the others. Another note is that Aurora is the name of Skipper’s mother, but it hasn’t been confirmed.

“RICO!” A voice yelled. The پینگوئن, پیںگان looked up to see Dru looking...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Seventeen

posted by Cornflak

“C’mon, men! We need to be in tip-top shape!” Skipper barked at Kowalski and Private, who were ordered to perform push-ups, that morning…

Kowalski panted heavily after each push. He didn’t understand why Rico would harm Private. Of course his doll was being taken away at that time, but Kowalski had never pondered on just how much that doll meant to Rico. Did he even realize that it was a doll? He probably viewed it as though it were a real person, which almost frightened Kowalski. Is Rico truly an insane پینگوئن, پیںگان who cares not for his friends, but only for an inanimate object?

No, that...

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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation ٹیکو Part 1

posted by 18wanda

The penguins are starving and decide to find a place to take a load off and eat some lunch. The only problem is where to go. They debate amongst themselves for disagreement is commo when it comes to lunch.
Private: We should go to IHop. They have the best پینکیکس with strawberries on top!
Kowalski: That is the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard. The fat levels in the pancake batter does ot compute with the syrup mixture-
Rico: nuh uh. Fish?
Skipper: Bobkis! What is the matter with آپ men? Arguing over something as simple as filling your gut. Now we are all going to Dairy Queen. The kids meals...

Penguins of Madagascar play Part 1

posted by 18wanda

(The penguins are enjoying a lovely, peaceful دن at the zoo, getting bad cases of sunburn without mercy.)
Kowalski: I think I’m getting a بادل burn, Skipper.
Skipper: Right, and can’t آپ see my bad case of moon burn? Seriously, man, there isn’t a بادل in the sky.
Private: It doesn’t matter. I have a sky burn. What can آپ do for something like that?
Skipper(threateningly): Whack some sense into yourselves یا I will do it for you. Actually, Rico, pass me the sky block. SPF 15, soldier. I do like to keep a decent figure.
Rico coughs up the sky block, moon block, and even the بادل block...

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Skipper Tackling Marlene

added by hotsnowsels

Source: Nickolodeon, 'The Red Squirrel'

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King Julien ft. Maurice - If I Ruled the World (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

If King Julien Ruled the World...

It's the Nickelodeon Stars, the BTR's (Big Time Rush) hit song, but in Julien's Version. What would he do if he ruled the world? Here's the lyrics!

Julien:
You know it’s King J-U-L-I-E-N!
I'm King Julien!

If I Ruled the World, I’d throw all my treasures in the air like Confetti.
If I Ruled the World, every house got a DJ and an All-night Dance Party.
I break all the borders down, when I shake my Booty.
If I Ruled the World, I’d laugh out loud.

So everybody get up (up), up (up), outta your seats,
Kick off Mort if he touches your feet,
Look up (up), up (up), at the Sky Spirits,
Singing 'Ayo, ayo,...

Robo-Skipper as CATS from Zero Wing

added by Bitt3rman

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Skipper Donettes

added by SJF_Penguin2