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posted by WaffleCrazed
Lame عنوان is lame~
2nd November 2120, 11.35 am
It's going to be the 100th anniversary since the countries combined to make one big country, UNITY, with 4 main states; NorthStar, SouthCity, EastCavern and WestSide. 100 since Dictator fused them together and used a کرن, رے gun to slow his aging. On himself. Sixteen years of my life had been under the same roof of that drunk who was my father. Two years, one week, 3 hours and 5 منٹ I had been serving Dictator. The one who caused us this pain of living. There was snow almost all سال round. It was his fault.
Manfredi suggested after I escaped that I should write مزید about myself. Well, if he insist...
Skipper Peirres. I was born on 3rd March 2104, 4.5o pm at SouthCity. My mother died when I was 6 and when I turned 14, the legal age here, I was sent to the army. There I met Manfredi(boy) and Johnson(a girl. I know. HOW?) and they took me in. They are great parents. Wink, wink. I thankfully escapedthe four-year imprisoment سے طرف کی wearing a NorthStar uniform and running out. My luck. One of my دوستوں told me I could stay at his place after I escaped. He left a سال after I got in. Well, seems that my stop's here. Till اگلے time,
Skipper.

Closing the notebook, Skipper stepped off the bus and onto the snow covered ground. Under the snow was grass, brown and unliving after so many years of no sunlight. Skipper turned away from innocent children play in the snow, knowing that that innocence will disappear soon.
He took a left turn into an alley and saw;
A Christmas shop.
Skipper frowned, he expected more, especially from a 'mad' scientist, who(and he once chuckled) ran a centre for the wounded. He shook his head and walked in. He looked at the small script of paper that held Kowalski's handwriting.
When آپ reach Avenue 5, take a left turn. Keep walking and my place is there.
~Kowalski

'He'd better not lie,' he thought as he crumpled the paper and stuffed it in his pocket. He pulled his hoodie over and walked straight.
Just then, a pair of baby blue eyes opened. He held a walkie-talkie to his mouth. "Security breached. I repeat, SECURITY BREACHED."
Skipper opened the door with ease and looked around the dusty shop. The song Jinggle bells playing softly in the background. “Well,” he said, picking up a Santa display, “This was unex…pec…ted…?” he walked over to a bolted door in the back. ‘Unlocked?’ he thought before pushing it open to find a metal tunnel.
“Hello?” The voice echoed a little. He shrugged and kept walking. Hearing footsteps, he turned to find the source. No one. He sighed and turned around. Big mistake.
Skipper felt his back slam into the metal, a drill pointed in front of his face. The male in front had red-brown hair, red overtaking the brown, black جیکٹ (It’s ڈاکو, ہڈ lined with fur) with a black tank سب, سب سے اوپر under.
“Wer bist du?! Was ist Ihr Ziel?!” German. Thankfully, Skipper knew some.
“I-ich bin hier, um Kowalski zu sehen!” he answered over the noise of the drill.
“LÜGEN!” The drill came closer and closer and-
“Rico, stop that. He is a friend.” Kowalski’s voice broke through.
Rico retracted the drill into his hand, which Skipper realised was attached to it, and looked at Kowalski. “Adskaba ghaba defa?!(Who is this?!)” Rico pointed at Skipper. “Hey, I forgot okay? Look, I'm sorry, this is Skipper. Skipper, this is Rico.” The taller crossed his arm and coughed. “Oh yeah, he’s older than me,” The sudden rush of footsteps echoed loudly as another boy, a blonde, landed beside Kowalski and brought up a gun. “K’walski! He’s the breacher! The one with blue hair like Blowhole!” “Private, it’s my friend, Skipper,” Private lowered the gun and it turned back into a hand. Private extended it. “’Ello, the name’s Pri’ate.” The brittish accent was cute, Skipper had to agree. He shook it and realised how cold it was. Metal, he realised. Artificial limbs. “Kowalski, did you…?” “No, I did not experiment on them, they asked me to do it to them,” he raised his own arm and admired the black and neon green metal. “They, WE, want and will fight.” He placed it سے طرف کی his side. “So, Skipper, I’ll take آپ to the REAL centre.” Kowalski smirked and walked ahead. The other three followed but not before Rico activated his drill and placed it near Skipper’s neck.
“Rico, no!” Rico withdrew and walked beside Skipper, whispering.
A/N: I need OCs please. About… 5-7 maybe? More? I dunno…
GERMAN TRANSLATION(Thank you, Google. I’m sorry if the real Eng-German translation is wrong.):
1: Who are you?! What is your purpose?!
2: I-I am here to see Kowalski!
3: LIES!
Bye-bye. Teehee. HERP DER-*shot*
Also, tell me how to improve~! 8D
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I sighed and did a facepalm. My least پسندیدہ subject!
"Oh! Oh! I'll go first!" Becky exclaimed, waving her hand in the air. "I like the beavers! They're so hot!"
"Yeah! So hot!" Stacey exclaimed.
"I thought آپ were just friends?" Michelle said.
"Well, yeah! We're friends!" Becky exclaimed.
"Boyfriends and girlfriends!" Stacey cried.
"Do they even know that?" Marlene asked. 
"Um, uh. Who wants to go next?" Stacey said.
No one raised a hand, paw, یا flipper.
"How about, Shelly!" Becky said.
"Eh, okay. As آپ all know, I have my-" Shelly started.
"It's Rico, I knew it!" Darla cried. 
Michelle blushed....
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The four were at their پسندیدہ hangout, the Concrete Jungle Jumble, giving themselves a much needed break from the self assigned community service they've been doing.
"So I said, 'my head should be on my shoulders? Look who's talkin'.'" Skipper said, giving the other three a good laugh.
Marlene, the waitress, came back with the check.
"I'll take it when you're ready," Marlene said.
"Alright, Marlene, and how about آپ meet me in the back room afterwards?" Skipper suggested.
"Sounds good to me, Skipper," Marlene replied while giving a sly smile and walking away.
As Skipper was taking out his wallet,...
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First I just want to thank آپ all for your wonderful تبصرے on my bloopers. آپ all made me so so happy. Thanks again and I hope آپ enjoy this one as much as the last one. :`D

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Invasion: Take 1

Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!

Marlene: *doesn't notice*

Kowalski: *runs into door* Whoooa....Ow... *passes out*

Director: *in mutters* I told him not to actually run into the door....

Invasion: Take 2

Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!

Marlene: *doesn't notice*

Kowalski: *"runs" into door*

Marlene: *gets hit سے طرف کی fish* What the?!?!...
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Yep that's right. I decided to do another bloopers. I hadn't done one in forever. Hope آپ enjoy it. :)
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Internet Popularity?: Take 1

Marlene: (on volcano) Welcome! To stunt that's so great!!

Maurice: That really what we're goin with?

Julien: Yes. Because it is awesome just like me. Now hoist your king.

Maurice: *attempts to hoist Julien*

Julien: Eh, why am I not being hoisted? I am getting impatient Maurice!

Maurice: *pulls* Boy آپ really *pulls* need to *pulls* drop a few pounds...*pulls*

Julien: How daring of you!! I do not weigh that much!...
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Dancing With Leaves: Take 1

Skipper: *cornered سے طرف کی the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Kowalski: "HAHAHAAA! I'm sorry-hehehehe! I can't help it--HAHAHAHHAAAA! That just looks so wrong & awkward! HAHAHHAAA!"

Skipper/Private/Rico: T_T

Dancing With Leaves: Take 2

Skipper: *cornered سے طرف کی the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Skipper: *stops abruptly* "OK, there is just no way I can make this look manly."

Private: "Says the "man" who really is afraid of needles."

Skipper: "Pffffft! Nooo! Where did آپ hear that pack of lies!...
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