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Chrome Claw: Take 1

Blowhole: "Oh, Skipper...You have مزید urgent matters to deal with..."

Skipper: "Like what?"

Blowhole: "Like...A certain mutation, I like to call..."

HD Surround Sound: "Chrome Claw"

Mutation: *roars*

Skipper: "Oh! So آپ did get around to making that monster!"

Blowhole: "Yes. And I'm rather pleased with how he turned out..."

*Skipper & Mutation begin to battle*

Kowalski: "That would be extremely impressive if it weren't about to--"

Mutation: *hits penguins*

Kowalski: "--AAAAH!"

Kowalski/Rico: *hit دیوار & ricochet back out*

Private: *slams into دیوار with excessive force*
"Medic!"

Chrome Claw: Take 2

*Skipper & Mutation begin to battle*

Kowalski: "That would be extremely impressive if it weren't about to--"

Mutation: *hits penguins*

Kowalski: "--AAAAH!"

Kowalski/Rico/Private: *hit دیوار & ricochet back out*

Skipper: "Put an end to this madness!"

Blowhole: "I am victorious!
...
I am...suddenly moving backwards..." *sees Private on the back of his segway vehicle* "Hey! Off!"

Kowalski: *goes to control panel* "OK, I'm smarter than that ego-maniac! The big red button turned it on therefore the big blue button must--" *pushes button*

HD Surround Sound: "Ring of Fire: Shut down in progress..."

Kowalski: "What?! That's not righ--"

Mort: "I founded some wires sticked out of the back of the control box!"

*holds up variously colored wires*

Director: "Uuuuuugh! Mort! Do آپ realize how much those wires cost?!"

Mort: "Maaaaaaaayyybeeee..."

Chrome Claw: Take 3

Blowhole: "I am victorious!
...
I am...suddenly moving backwards..." *sees Private on the back of his segway vehicle* "Hey! Off!"

Kowalski: *goes to control panel* "OK, I'm smarter than that ego-maniac! The big red button turned it on therefore the big blue button must--" *pushes button*

HD Surround Sound: "Ring of Fire: Output Increase To A Ludicrus Level: Arctic Meltdown Will Now Be Even Faster"

Blowhole: *rides backward سے طرف کی him* "Thank you, Kowalski!"

after news cast...

Kowalski: "Ah! Green! The green button will surely--" *pushes button*

HD Surround Sound: "Output Increased: Beyond All Reason."

*end fight b/w Skipper & Mutant*

Skipper: "Kowalski! Status report!"

Kowalski: "Mostly not good with hensive horrible..."

Blowhole: "You have failed Skipper. Bad news for non-swimmers..."

Skipper: *tackles him*

Blowhole/Skipper: *begins tussling*

...

Director: "OK! WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME IT'S SOMEONE'S CUE, THEY DON'T COME! DOES NOBODY KNOW WHAT A CUE IS! C'MON!"

Julien: "Yoohoo! Blowy!"

Blowhole: "You came too late, the Director already blew his top."

Julien: "Aw! I missed it?! Man!"

Chrome Claw: Take 4

Blowhole/Skipper: *begins tussling*

Julien: "Yoohoo! Blowy!"

Blowhole: "I'm a little busy!"

Skipper: "Can't آپ see we're tussling?!"

Julien: "I just thought you'd want to know that I am not on the side of evil. I am a double agent!"

Blowhole/Skipper: *stop tussling abruptly & look at Julien* "What?!?!"

Julien: "I am a good guy spy!" *pushes purple button*

HD Surround Sound: "Ring of Fire: Shut Down In Progress."

Kowalski: "Oh, purple was my اگلے guess!"

Blowhole: "NOOOOOOOOOO!" *goes into flying bubble thingy* "You have foiled my plan for revenge! And for that, I will have...revenge!"

Skipper: "Wait...Are we talking a new revenge here?"

Blowhole: "Yes! Revenge against the humans...Revenge against you! I have a whole bunch of revenges piling up & it's not pretty!" *exits laughing*

end scene

Epilogue

(at Blowhole's home)

Blowhole: *blows nose*

Blowhole's Mom: *brings soup* "See?! I told آپ you'd get a cold!"

The End?
posted by InternetGirl123
Private: Oh dear!

Kowalski: This is weird!

Rico: Hey, I have a beard!

Julien: My موسیقی box grew to hugocity! It's an up-in-the-air monstrocity!

Mort: What did King Julien say? And why did he say it that way?

Julien: I've got this dummy dumb urge to obey!

Mort: This feels, to me, creepy and wrong!

Julien: To be suddenly talking in song!

Kowalski: Wait! I think I can explain!

Blowhole; It will be extremely lame!

Kowalski: Do آپ mind? This is science!

Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance!

Kowalski! Yes! Take my experimental power cell-

Blowhole: Add the Diabolagizer's evil spell!

Kowalski: Plus Julien's...
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posted by karenkook
Kowalski: Wait, I think I can explain.
Blowhole: It will be extremely lame.
Kowalski: Do آپ mind? This is science.
Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance.
Kowalski: Yes! Take my experimental power cell.
Blowhole: Add the diaboligizer's evil spell.
Kowalski: Plus Julien's MP3 player
Blowhole: The combo that makes this musical slayer.

Blowhole and Kowalski: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing. آپ don't have a choice, but to modulate your voice, because everybody must sing.
Zoo animals: Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.

Kowalski: The zoo is caught in an energy bubble.
Blowhole:...
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posted by NYCPenguins
 Kowalski...
Kowalski...
Big Tim Rush's Song 'Boyfriend'! But Kowalski decided to sing this for Doris, the Dolphin. Enjoy!

Kowalski:
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.

Have آپ ever had the feeling your Drawn to Someone?
Yeah!
And there isn’t anything they could of کہا یا Done.
And everyday I see آپ on your own,
And I can’t believe that you're alone.
But I overheard your Girls, and this is what they said.
Looking for a looking, for that your looking for a Boyfriend.
I see that, give me time now آپ know I’m gonna be...
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 Virus Attack
Virus Attack
The Penguins go back to their HQ, still shocked سے طرف کی the sight of Skipper and Julien attacking them. It wasn't like them at all...

Private: "Kowalski! Take a look!" [Points at one of the stuck-out wires (which Julien and Skipper had previously got electrocuted with)]
Kowalski: "Oh, I totally forgot! Let's finish inventing it!"
Private: "Maurice and Mort are in trouble and you’re worried about your '3D'?"
Kowalski: "No, we'll use it to see if we can track where Skipper and Julien are taking them!"
Private: "Great idea, Kowalski!"

Wasting no time, Kowalski continues to complete building his Computer....
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 Virus Attack
Virus Attack
Meanwhile, in the Park…

Kowalski: [Licks Snow Cone] "Mmmm! Delicious!"
Private: "Better than ever!"
Rico: [Swallows the whole Cone]
Kowalski: "That’s enough rest for now. Let’s go finish my Surprise for Skipper!"
Private: "I wonder if he suspects anything…"
Kowalski: "Oh, Private! It’s under wraps. He doesn’t even know we're building it."

As the Penguins finish their Snow Cones and get back to the Zoo, they hear Maurice and Mort screaming…

Private: "Sounds like Maurice is in trouble!"
Rico: "Skippa widdem (‘But Skipper is with them’)!"
Kowalski: "I know! Something strange is going on!"...
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The penguins were spying savio, who was in the zoo since some days, he کہا he wasnt evil, but Skipper's paranoia thought a different thing, that دن he had passed all his time sleeping, because the last night he spent it trying to make his habitat nice for the new snake that was coming from California, she had passed a lot of kilometers and was on a box so he decided to make a confortable place for her.

Savio made the place look beautiful, it was shiny, clean and he also changed his بستر to give it to her, he had passed some time in the wild so he could sleep in branches, he was sleeping when...
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I was originally only going to post a few of these on the wall, but there were just too many gems not to share them all.

When things are translated form one language to another, suffice it to say that things can often be “lost in translation.” The following is a فہرست of 89 “Penguins of Madagascar” episodes which have had their German titles translated into English using Google’s webpage translator. The English name of each episode is placed in parentheses اگلے to each translated title, as it appeared on a German ویژن ٹیلی website, though in a few places even those have a few errors...
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They had to find him, Pennywise the dancing clown, before he kills someone else. "Alright, I have 2 locations where Pennywise could be," کہا Kowalski. "State the locations please," کہا Skipper. "He could either be in the pipe system of New York, یا in a large area of wilderness, where he eats the children," کہا Kowalski. "I most likely think he could be in the deepest, darkest, abyss of the sewer systems below our city," emphasized Skipper. "Possibly, but, how can we tell if Marlene's still alive?" asked Private. "Well, we didn't find a body, یا blood, so most likely, she's alive," said...
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Central Park was finally closing for the evening, it was a particularily exciting day, now that the situation with a gas leakage being fixed سے طرف کی Kowalski. After a few منٹ of guests leaving, Skipper then got up and stopped wagging his tail feathers for the guests. "Good job men!! We have finally flaunted our stuff out there for the kids!!" good job!!" praised Skipper. "Um, Skipper, if I may, isn't today "role check evening"?" asked Kowalski. "Right آپ are Kowalski!! We must do something to determine who goes out, alright, let's knock over the ninjas, whoever knocks the least amount of ninjas...
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posted by skipperfan5431
I have been going around this spot and have noticed something that everyone seems to agree with. Practically everybody is upset with the OC on here. I have written this مضمون to sincearly apologize. I am one of the BIGGEST OC drawers I know, and Im sorry if I have made too many contributions. I don't want to go on the other spot because there are barely any people there, so I have decided to just stop drawing and posting POM پرستار art. I really don't wanna ruin this spot anymore than I already have.
Thanks for your time.
~Lilly/Skipperfan5431~
posted by Colonelpenguin
For this one the characters will be me,Lilly,kowalski,Scarlet,Rico,Private,King Julian, Jeremy,And Skipper.



A دن Before Easter....
A دن before Easter everyone was so happy about Easter. We where so happy we throw a celebration and an Easter egg hunt.
Me:Okay who every finds this egg first will receive a life time supple of chocolate.
Kowalski:Will آپ know who is going to win because he has a brain and the others don't!
Jeremy:I have a brain!
EveryBody:No آپ don't!
Jeremy:fine!
Skipper:I'm the best seeker there is!
Private:oh pish posh!
Rico:I'm going to win this thing Baby!
Kowalski:Your not gonna...
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Skipper added "Woah, woah, Private relax, it's not real, like what Kowalski said, it's just a prank, just don't believe everything آپ hear, right Rico?", "Yup" Rico said.

"Hmmm I guess آپ guys are right, I'm just scaring myself silly" I responded, chuckling. That night, I was busy cleaning up my bunk when I attempted to play the scary ring tone. Soon enough after that, I canceled the sound and proceeded to my bunk. Though scared, I was even مزید curious if the sound file was just really a prank یا an evidence to a real murder, either way I can't prove anything. I was thinking of homicide,...
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(this is the penguins singing a song from hollywood undead)

*In the penguins base*

Rico: *goes to the boom box* *takes a cd and puts it in the box*

*boom box starts to play*

*A piano starts off then is over shadowed سے طرف کی loud guitars*

Rico: Welcome, to the world آپ see!

Rico: An AK with a couple magazines, whose blood is it don't matter to me

Rico: Scatter the ashes over the seven seas!

Skipper: That sickness, that feeling inside you!

Skipper: Thats weakness! Don't let it divide you!

Skipper: Keep this, That feeling of pride too!

Rico: Digging up bones, but آپ bury the truth!

Rico: Children...Hipocrisy...
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Oh,Spongebob,why did آپ take the blimp,
Us POM fans,don't need you,pimp.

آپ bring tears to our eyes,
So leave with your tie.

My little heart,can't take no more,
so go out the little door.

Your time is running out,
we won't have any pouts.

Have آپ heard the news,no probably not,
I heard that Rugrats might take your spot.

Laughter will fill the air,
we shall wake up from this nightmare.

The rest will be quite a blur,
no مزید آپ will be a cure.

"Cause have آپ heard the word?
Bird,bird,bird,bird's the word."

Even Peter Griffin knows,
that POM is the best show.

Now this song,comes to an end,
thus my rant is over,men.
People saw the عنوان card for The وٹر, اوٹار Woman. It had Skipper and Marlene "dancing" on it. They think it's Skilene.
But it's not.
Sorry.
You may ask, "Have آپ seen it? NO! NO ONE HAS! SO WE DON'T KNOW!"
No, I haven't. BUT my friend in New Zealand saw it. It's already aired there.
Marlene calls herself Arlene after being bleached white (she thinks the others would know her, but they think she's some new animal species). The only reason they like her is her pretty white fur. In no way are they attracted to her personality. And Marlene shows no interest toward any of them. And no, not Skipper. In...
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posted by LifelessPenguin
We were barely hypnotized. We were so addicted with our new stuff. آپ might be asking what Kowalski won. Well, I spied on him, he got a personal prize from Julien a while ago. It was a mixed chemical reaction of random things he got from his habitat. He کہا it was perfect for his experiments, because he had 10 ten test tubes of it. For now, he created 3 experiments already in one single hour. That's amazing.

I ate ten Winkies in one minute. That's for getting سیکنڈ place in the "Me Talent Show". I was not really aiming for first place, یا third place, but when I heard the prize in the second...
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I wrote this a couple months پہلے and..... I'm not 100% sure why I'm choosing to post it now... but........ Whatever.
CAPS= sung
Julien: ON THE FIRST دن OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!
Skipper: ON THE سیکنڈ دن OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
2 ایک bazooka, بازوک BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Private: ON THE THIRD دن OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 ایک bazooka, بازوک BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Rico: BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA
BBBBLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 ایک bazooka, بازوک BLASTERS...
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posted by 67Dodge
Marlene remembered when and where to go. 6:30pm at Private's mother's house. Marlene was waiting in her نشست at the house, she waited for Private to come downstairs and talk. She looked around, the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ looked old, judging that the house was built in post-world war 2 periods, the میز, جدول was square, but with a beautiful chandelier hovering above, and the chairs were soft and cushoned. 'What's taking him so long?' Marlene had asked herself. Before she decided to give up and walk away, she heard arguing upstairs, it was Private, arguing with his mother, again. 'I can't let my sweet baby boy...
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marlene:"skipper skipper were are you?"
skipper was sleeping in the hq like always.
marlene:"oh there آپ are WAKE UP"
the shout startled skipper resalting in him wakeing up.
marlene:now that your awake heres what I woke آپ up for since it is your bday the old squrel made a gift for you.
skipper:oh well in that case.*runs out*
kowalski:hey whate up
at the tree.
shalla(old squrel):young worreir I persent آپ with this *holds link sout*
skipper:"you don't expet me to ware that do you?"
shalla:put it on"
*skipper puts on the link sout*
shalla:now come with me theres مزید to be shown"
*skipper floows shalla...
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 "Rock & Roll Boys!"
"Rock & Roll Boys!"
A/N: *These poems may/may not seem like poetry and مزید like responses, but what do آپ expect….penguins' wrote it, lol. XD

Also, each chapter will be a poem written in the characters own P.O.V. [Point Of View] and as IF they, THEMSELVES, knew how to read and write decent poems in their own 'PenguinWay', and the text inbetween these text characters [EXAMPLE: / ... /] are additional side تبصرے that will be provided سے طرف کی The Penguins—for humorous reasons...because there is plot behind these poems...[To Sum Up. Private thought it'd be an excellant idea that each member of the پینگوئن, پیںگان Team...
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