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It was 12 years ago, Skipper and Karen got married and Private was an egg. They all were sitting in the living room. They got a letter from the military, Blowhole had a new, dangerous plan. This mission was probably the most dangerous mission, so it needed the best soldiers. Skipper had to be a leader of a team A, which includes six soldiers: Kowalski's parents, Rico's parents and Manfredie. Karen was a leader of a team B with six soldiers too: Johnson and five other soldiers. Katherine had to stay with Private. The mission was going to start on the اگلے week.

Present Time

"So our parents were in this too?" Kowalski asked.
"Yes, they didn't want آپ in the military, because آپ were too young…" Skipper کہا but Kowalski stopped him.
"But we were in the same age as Katherine. Why…"
"It was your parents’ decision"
"Ok, so what happened to them?"

Back to 12 years ago

On the دن before moving, Private hatched, it was the most happy دن in their life. He was the cutest chick on the world. But on the اگلے دن they had to اقدام to the place which will be nearer, it was in Denmark. But Xin-Jin military quickly find out, that Blowhole was interested in Private. But they didn't know why and what Blowhole was going to do.
So the family had to stay in a محفوظ place. The final decision was that Karen stays with little Private.

اگلے دن (still in the past)

In the morning Katherine and Skipper had to leave.
"Karen, are آپ sure, that you're staying?" Katherine asked.
"Yes, I know that you'll be a better leader than me, Katherine" Karen کہا and smiled.
"We both, that you're better soldier then me, but please, be careful, ok?"
"I promise, if آپ and Skipper will promise too" Karen کہا and they hugged up, maybe for the last time … but Karen felt that something was wrong, that’s why she didn't want to leave Katherine with Private. The مزید محفوظ way for Katherine is to go to the most dangerous mission? It sounded weird, but what if it was the truth? Karen knew that military’s suspicions could be real. Of course Skipper didn't want to leave Karen alone with Private, so his best friend promised that he'll help Karen, he was…
"Alright, I trust you, Hans" Skipper said. Hans the puffin, پففان nodded.
"I know everything will be fine, see آپ later" Hans کہا and smiled to them. Then Katherine and Skipper went to a classified place, when they met rest of the teams.

"I and the whole world are counting on you. We believe in you" Xin-Jin کہا and left them.
"Ok, listen" Katherine کہا to her team "It's the most dangerous and important mission in our life and… yes, it's true that some of us would not return… but I believe in all of you, I know you'll do your best" she کہا and turned to Skipper "Good luck” Then they parted…
Katherine and her team carefully walked along the walls of buildings, nobody could see them. Katherine looked around, one bus was riding to the north direction where was Blowhole's Denmark lab.
"Get to the bus" Katherine ordered. When the bus was near them, they jumped on it.

Meanwhile Skipper and his team got to the truck, which was riding with products to the factory in the north of Denmark.
After the three hours the both teams got to the north of Denmark and approached the lab from the opposite sides. Everything looked normal, save and quietly. But Katherine and Skipper had bad feelings. Skipper found a window on the دیوار of Blowhole's lab.
"Manfredi rope, Ben and Ally you’ll guard, the rest are going with me" Skipper ordered. Manfredi placed the rope, Ben and Ally (the ferrets) took their positions. Skipper, Manfredi, Mr. and Mrs. Lieutenants (Kowalski's parents) and Mr. and Mrs. Sargents (Rico's parents) jumped inside.

Meanwhile Katherine and her team decided to start on a higher point; glass roof. They carefully cut the glass.
"Johnson rope, everybody follows us" Katherine ordered. Johnson threw a rope inside and they slipped down. There was dark and quiet, too quiet. They went through the room.

Skipper looked around, there was only darkness and silence, what was that? a wrong place? They parted and checked the room. But then they saw a shone in a corner...

Which Johnson saw too, in their room. he approached there.
"Hey, Katherine, look, a teddy bear. Did Blowhole turn himself into a baby? Again..." Johnson said. Katherine went to him and looked at the toy. It was too simple, she knew what was going on...
"Johnson, it's a trap!" she yelled and pushed Johnson, when toy shot to them سے طرف کی a laser. Then they heard a laugh, evil laugh... and a green light...

"Don't come closer!" Skipper yelled. Fortunately they were faster and the toy didn't do anything to them. Then they heard Ben's and Ally's screams "Hey, are آپ ok there?!"
"Run! It's a trap!" they yelled, Skipper and the others heard a noise. Then Ben and Ally jumped to the room, the lobsters followed them.
"Ahh!" Manfredi yelled. A لابسٹر, کَر کند shot to him but Ben saved him, Ally stood between the team and the lobsters. The lobsters had the guns.
"Run, I'll stop them!" she yelled.
"No, I'll not let you..." Skipper started but the lobsters was shooting, Ally made dodges and took a piece of iron as a shield.
"No, I knew that I would not return from this mission, it's fine... go!" she yelled. Ben joined her. Skipper and the others turned from that direction, they didn't want to watch it… they ran through the room. Suddenly something surprised them... with a green light...

The mist disappeared. Katherine and her team woke up. They were hanging over a tank with a suspicious, green substance. Team A was tied سے طرف کی a rope, sitting on a 'bridge' over a اگلے tank.
"Skipper! Are آپ all ok?" Katherine asked.
"Yes, what about you?" Skipper asked. Everybody nodded. Skipper looked down, they just lost one of the best soldiers; Ally and Ben, they will never forget their sacrifice.
They looked around, the green and blue lights were switched on. Katherine suddenly got a new plan, which Skipper knew too. But someone entered the room, everybody could recognize this evil laugh... They looked at his face with the hated glances.
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posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the عنوان says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if آپ wish to read them. Any عنوان with a Roman numeral اگلے to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope آپ enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making آپ laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

    On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...
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Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding space is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told آپ before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...
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By request of link. Hope I haven't lost my touch. ;)

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Kowalski Barf: Take 1

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! آپ just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

...

Director: Where's-

Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs سے طرف کی still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*

Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!

Director: I thought I کہا not to ACTUALLY put candy coating on him!!

Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!

Director: *facepalm*

Kowalski Barf: Take 2

Skipper: *slaps...
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Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are آپ doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't آپ be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do آپ know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...
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posted by RTE33
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)


Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.


Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.


Private Thinks My Little ٹٹو and Lunicorns Are Made سے طرف کی Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made سے طرف کی Mattel.


Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.


Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.


When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.


When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.


Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! یا Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.


THE END!
Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do آپ see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And آپ can be my friend! Oh! And آپ can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...
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Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to بندر habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes آپ look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...
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Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers آپ can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But سے طرف کی golly آپ are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins kissing Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have آپ been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers آپ can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But سے طرف کی golly آپ are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...
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I'm writing this so آپ can find out wich پینگوئن, پیںگان آپ are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!


What is your پسندیدہ way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes آپ sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your پسندیدہ subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....
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Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....
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posted by andresandru
100 years ago....

"get him!" a بانگ showted, as manny badgers and animals ran against Mr. Linert and his puffin, پففان friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...
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Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do آپ think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell آپ that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if آپ go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If آپ don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...
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The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, یا something like that, but I've changed it's عنوان becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone سے طرف کی sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would تلاش for clues the اگلے morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...
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 Jake The وٹر, اوٹار (Credit to Creator of Picture)
Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)
One دن in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a پینگوئن, پیںگان documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." کہا a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do آپ need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't آپ remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......
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 Teardrops On My Guitar...
Teardrops On My Guitar...
Marlene and Skipper were BFFs, until that Kitka came along. When Skipper dates Kitka, Marlene remembers her times with him. Marlene sings 'Teardrops On My Guitar', in her version!

Marlene:
Skipper Looks at Me, I Fake a Smile so he Won't See.
That I Want and I'm Needing Everything that we Should be.
I'll Bet she's (Kitka) Beautiful, that Girl he Talks about.
And she's got Everything that I have to Live Without.

Skipper talks to me, I Laugh 'cause it's so Damn Funny!
And I can't even See Anyone when he's with Me
He says he's so in Love, he's finally got it right!
I Wonder if he Knows he's all I Think...
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posted by karenkook
"Romeo and Juliet" will now be called "Romeo and Juliet... and Romeo?" Also, I'm writing 3 separate stories on different spots!!! :O Sorta hard for me to be fast.
   Chapter 2
   Julien turned onto his side to see Private standing there looking down at him. "Oh, hello Private." Julien mumbled. "What are آپ doing here?"
   "Well, آپ seem a bit down in the dumps مزید than usual." Private replied. Julien responded سے طرف کی laying on his back and sighed. "Still upset about Marlene?" Private, along with a few مزید animals, noticed that Julien hasn't been himself since the whole 'Skilene' thing. He...
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posted by karenkook
Chapter 1

   Julien was lying on his back in his bounce house. He sighed sorrowfully as the zoo visitors passed سے طرف کی his habitat. Well, only one type of zoo visitors made him sigh, the couples. The two humans looked like they were having fun as they held hands, kissed, and walked around the zoo together looking at all of the animals. They were happy. </I>He</I> was not. Julien would've been dancing alongside his two loyal subjects and closest friends, if it weren't for one person that kept clouding his mind.
   "Marlene." the بندر king whispered sadly so only he can hear. How his...
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 The North Face of Mount Everest
The North Face of Mount Everest
Private: [Shrieks] "A Yeti?"

Could it be true? He couldn't believe his Eyes! Yetis don’t exist! (A Yeti is a kind of ‘Abominable Snowman’ that looks like an Ape. These are Mythological Creatures of the Himalayan Mountains. They have long Red hair, covering their whole bodies, except the face and hands.)
So, the Yeti glares at Private with its Fiery Red Eyes and growls…

Yeti: "Grrr…"
Private: [Creeps out] "What are you?"
Yeti: "More Victims! Mmmm..." [Stretches out arms to catch Private]
Private: [Gasps] "No, stay away from me!"

Private runs away, gasping in horror. The Yeti springs onto...
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 Virus Attack
Virus Attack
Meanwhile, in Marlene's Habitat...

Marlene: [Creeped out] "Aah!!! Skipper? Julien? Why are آپ guys acting so weird?"
Skipper: "Prepare to meet your end, sister!"
Marlene: "Huh?"
Julien: "How shall we put it? 'Your doom'!"
Private: [From far away] "Not on our watch!"

Private and Rico finally دکھائیں up, to protect Marlene from the Virtual Clones…

Skipper: "You Losers come back for more?"
Private: [Angry] "We’re here to stop آپ and send آپ back to your gloomy Virtual World, where آپ came from!"
Julien: [Laughs evilly] "Funny, that sounded like a threat! The thing is Wannabe Penguins don't actually...
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