Penguins of Madagascar Article: Bada and Bing's quotes from "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976

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Bada and Bing's quotes from "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976

posted by 27Kowalski

Those are all Bada and Bing's quotes from the episode "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976. Hope this will help you! :)

*from 01.07 to 01.09*

Bada: آپ can keep 'em.

*from 01.12 to 01.33*

Bing: This is true.

Bada: But today we got us some special: ???

Bing: Imma مککا, عجیب الخلقت your mouth if you'll say such a thing!

Bada: Oh, these are african Plantains! From the old country!

Bing: Like Mama used to pick, sweet delicious gabagoo, a little piece of Heaven dancing on your tounge.

*from 04.30 to 04.33*

Bing: Hey, what was that for?!

Bada: Yo, We got us a situation.

*from 05.25 to 05.56*

Bing: Hey, آپ gotta ???

Bada: Yeah, we're ??? Some mook went away with all our Plantains!

Bing: Now we gotta find this mook and stomp him out!

Bada: And since we don't know who the mook is, we gotta stomp everybody.

Bing: Y'know, just to be sure.

*from 06.20 to 06.30*

Bing: That is some primal Lunacorn advise.

Bada: Yo, maybe the little birds got a point over here.

Bing: It's not like punches in everybody's gonna suddenly bringing back our Plantains. Right?

Bada: Right...

*from 06.53 to 06.56*

Bada: The otter!

Bing: And the lemur!

Bada: Stomp 'em!

*from 08.30 to 08.44*

Bada: Yo, I don't think آپ 2 are appreciating the gravity of the situation in which آپ currently find yourselves.

Bing: Yeah, the gravity یا what not.

*from 09.25 to 09.27*

Bing: آپ ain't going nowhere!

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CCCP2976 Thank you! Your help is priceless for me. Check out a lot of POM episodes in our club at www.vk.com\penguins of madagascar!

27Kowalski ^No problem! Glad I could help you. :)

peacebaby7 Bada: And since we don't know who the mook is, we gotta stomp everybody. Bing: Y'know, just to be sure. My favorite out of all of these! XD

27Kowalski ^LOL! Mine, too! Bada and Bing are very funny sometimes! XD

peacebaby7 ^XD That is so, true. XD

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The Dark Prince of Frogs chapter 4 Promisse and the Curse

posted by MadagascarGirl

“Ok, nice to meet you, we must came back to zoo, so, bye” کہا Skipper.
“Wait a minute, leader”
“Do آپ know who is leader?”
“You can’t go” کہا Prince and laughed.
“Why?”
“Because I have him” کہا Prince and caught Private.
“Help!” screamed Private.
“Hey! Let him go!”
Dark Prince laughed.
“Ok, what are آپ want?”
“You must gave me a magical Black Rose” کہا Prince.
“We haven’t got any black roses, Rico?”
Rico checked his stomach.
“Sorry” he said.
“See? Now give us Private”
Prince only laugh and he hurt him سے طرف کی a rose thorn.
“What are آپ doing!?”...

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 1): (4) Tears of a True Soldier

posted by peacebaby7

    Skipper and Eve continued walking through New York. It was almost sundown again, and snow was still drifting gently from the dark cloudy sky. They hadn’t gotten far within the last few hours. It was difficult to walk through such harsh weather. To try to keep as warm as possible, Skipper and Eve were walking with their flippers around each other, pulling each other close.

    “Hey Eve…”

    “Yeah Skipper?”

    “I think I found a way we can get out of this cold without stopping.”

    “Yeah?”...

POM's Gender Bender and Crossover Version Chapter 2

posted by werockz

Chapter 2: Priva's Dream about Private
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"Wow!That was a nasty surprise."Private exclaimed. "Tell me about it."Priva کہا "Listen,all of you! Do آپ think آپ could defeat us? Thanks to the Ice King and Queen, we now have lots of powers to freeze آپ all."Girlhole said. They laughed evilly and the ویژن ٹیلی turned off. When they explained the whole story, Kowalska had a سیکنڈ thought. "We have to disguise آپ as penguins so Albert won't recognize you. Probably, Rica will make the bunks."Kowalska said. Kowalska got one of her inventions...

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Celeste Chapter 1

posted by legendary7

A beautiful پینگوئن, پیںگان rested in her deep, shady domain. Lullabied سے طرف کی the steady rythmn of the waves, she remained still. Her acute senses picked them up right away. They were coming for her, once again, and she knew it.
This time, it would be different, though: she would be free, یا so she thought. It was what she had trained for, her whole hardshipped life.
In the deep ocean, she could see nothing. She relied on scent, instinct, strength, speed, stealth, and hearing alone. The کشتی was coming toward her.
The usual bait they threw her, now seemed like only crumbs compared to her new diet. Her...

Stupid Crazy Love منظر پیش

posted by peacebaby7

2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda کہا happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He کہا in his Danish accent. "Then سے طرف کی the powers invested in me...I now pronounce آپ man and wife. آپ may kiss your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their دوستوں stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...

The Stuff Song (a songfic)

posted by werockz

Everyone went crazy including Skipper and Rico. the lemurs cannot stop. Just then, Private saw his CD that he downloaded from the internet. "Kowalski, I got an idea."Private briefly explained and Kowalski found it interesting.

Meanwhile, everyone went to the HQ. Suddenly, Private and Kowalski started the music.

Private: My hot dog's dead..

My pizza's dead.

My نہیںملتیں is dead.

Kowalski: Oh, uh, my doughnut's dead. My burger's dead.

My milkshake is dead.

Finn: All of our پسندیدہ foods

are totally dead.

They can not procreate in little food beds.

We'll eat them up

and turn them into stuff.

Kowalski: And we'll cry over their graves,

but ya can't cry enough...

Private and Kowalski: When آپ miss someone آپ love آپ can't cry enough.

Everyone stopped. The curse broke and everyone cheered for them even Skipper and Rico. Soon, they never forgot the دن ever again.

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The Black Death Chapter 3 رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا

posted by legendary7

When they finally reached the yard, four penguins stood with their backs to them. Just that instant, all the penguins turned facing them. Their Expression were like female clones of their own. Skipper was stunned as the majestic leader glared at him. "Ramona, ..... um it's nice to see you, again." Skipper gulped hard. "I wish I could say the same. Well, I see you're late, as always." She rolled her eyes. "You know, I wasn't usually late." Skipper corrected. "For us, آپ are." She shot back. "If it's an apology آپ want, ... I have nothing to say." He concluded stalking off. "We're not done...

Till The Night Ends Chapter 9 O.O

posted by sweetyKneul

Private was in a forest. It was night. The full moon gave the trees an eerie glow. In addition, it was cold. Private looked around.
In the 2nd Level he had to fight alone. It seemed logical to look for the flag. His opponent would be evident. So he went into the dark forest.
Actually, he should be scared. All alone in a dark forest. But he felt oddly safe, the forest seemed to calm him down. He went deeper and deeper into the forest.
No sign of life. It was such as only he were here in the woods.
But he knew he wasn’t!
Somewhere behind the dark trees his enemy was waiting for him...he just knew...

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پینگوئن, پیںگان Bloopers: Kowalski (from Operation: Big Blue Marble)

posted by peacebaby7

Chrrosdefishinatizer: Take 1

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."

Private: "Then blows up."

Skipper: "That's a given."

Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Churrosdefishoeaofdl...UUGGH! آپ know this really is unpronounceable right!?"

Director: "Kowalski...We talked about this."

Kowalski: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Just suck it up & do the line."

Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable...

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The Black Death Chapter 2 A Cliffhanger

posted by legendary7

Rico climbed up the نشست and luggage, that was in his way to the brief false comfort of land. Kowalski wasn't far behind him. For them at that moment it was every پینگوئن, پیںگان for himself. Skipper soon made his way out, not realizing that one of his men was still in the death trap.
A frightened voice called out from the descending car. It was Skipper's worst nightmare. "Help, Skippah, don't let me fall!" Private yelped helplessly from the backseat, holding his lunacorn with his foot jammed and stuck under the crushing weight of all the luggage. "I'm stuck!" He cried.
Skipper lunged at the back of...

پینگوئن, پیںگان Bloopers: Kowalski (from Concrete Jungle Survival)

posted by peacebaby7

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a نشست and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a نشست and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of...

پینگوئن, پیںگان Bloopers: Private & Rico (from Concrete Jungle Survival)

posted by peacebaby7

Any مزید Advice?: Take 1

Skipper: "If all goes well, we'll see آپ alive at dawn. With the previously mentioned souvenir in hand."

Kowalski: "And if not...*sniffles*...You'll be...you'll be fine."

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any مزید advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self destruct...Right now..."

Rico: "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" *hits Private in the head with the baseball bat*

Private: "Owwww!" *pass out*

Any مزید Advice?: Take 2

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any مزید advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self...

پینگوئن, پیںگان Bloopers: Private (from Skorca!)

posted by peacebaby7

Sugar High: Take 1

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I love sugar & I'm the blestrecker, bleh! Sorry, mouth got dry."

Sugar High: Take 2

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I love sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a آگ کے, آگ truck!...Or is it engine? Script!"

Sugar High: Take 3

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I love sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a آگ کے, آگ engine! WEEWOOWEEWOO! Arrg, I'm a pirate! Wow! A caterpillar! My name backwards is...Wait, what is my name backwards?"

Sugar High:...

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مزید Penguins of Madagascar Comedy

posted by queenpalm

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first دن at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides آپ and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me مزید about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, آپ can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper...

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The Chosen One (POM version) (Chapter 2)

posted by werockz

Chapter 2- Sailing to Antarctica

Private just ignored. He put up the flag and wore his life vest. "Wait! We will go with you."Skipper said. Private hesitated but sighed. "Fine but we are not eating مچھلی یا any thing. We'll only eat pastas, chocolate balls and for drinks: milk."Private said. "Fine!"Marlene said. They wore their life vests. "But Julien has to stay here because the کشتی might sink."Private smiled. "No!"Julien exclaimed. They left Julien and the کشتی moved. At first, it was such a fine weather. The waves moved smoothly. The sun was shining and it was a perfect دن for sailing. Just...

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Okarah's Secret: Earth

posted by RockOnPenguin

Quick message: I wrote a prologue for this a while back, and now i'm finally gonna continue it! ^^ Enjoy!

Skipper and Marlene strolled سے طرف کی until they found a sign in front of the entrance of a forest.
Skipper: "Here lies the forest of Earth's End. A temple to آپ it will send."
Marlene: What the heck could that mean?
Skipper: I don't know, but I know a cheesy riddle when I see one. Let's see what we can find in the forest.
Marlene and Skipper entered the dark Forest. They followed a path and suddenly it ended.
Marlene: Where should we go now?
Skipper: Hmm.....
Skipper looked around and found a lever...

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The Chosen One (POM version)

posted by werockz

Chapter 1: Mysterious Birthday
Part 1: Missing
---100 years ago--
All of the penguins of Glacier Park cheered for young Henry's bravery. Henry made his speech with his clever British voice.

Henry: First of all, thank آپ for the cheers and applause. This statue was remarkable and very unique. I only have one wish to my family. The real chosen one یا the emperor of all penguins will save all humankind and animals 100 years later. I just wish my descendant will try no matter what danger comes. Thank you.

When the penguins cheered, it was the start of a remarkable journey.

---100 years later---
It was...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 10

posted by legendary7

Note: Hey, peeps! I hope آپ are enjoying this story. I have really enjoyed writing this story. It gets really sad, and I even teared up typing this. Thanks so much for reading. آپ guys rock! ;) I'd appreciate some تبصرے this time. Thanks so much!

A man stepped in the room, a whip and two muzzles in his hands. Cracking the whip, he sent all the penguins running, expect for Rico who just gain consciussness. The man lashed Rico's back and Rico turned to growl, but the man lashed at him more. Rico pounced up trying to attack the foe. Instead of reaching his objective, Rico was seized and hushed...

CYBERPUNK'D chapter 1

posted by WaffleCrazed

Lame عنوان is lame~
2nd November 2120, 11.35 am
It's going to be the 100th anniversary since the countries combined to make one big country, UNITY, with 4 main states; NorthStar, SouthCity, EastCavern and WestSide. 100 since Dictator fused them together and used a کرن, رے gun to slow his aging. On himself. Sixteen years of my life had been under the same roof of that drunk who was my father. Two years, one week, 3 hours and 5 منٹ I had been serving Dictator. The one who caused us this pain of living. There was snow almost all سال round. It was his fault.
Manfredi suggested after I escaped that...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 19: Epilogue

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 19: Epilogue
It was time for a celebration. Pat would start off the party. (We are the Champions سے طرف کی Queen)
I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
آپ brought me fame and fortune
and everything that goes with it
I thank آپ all

But...