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It was lunchtime....private went to his locker and grabbed his lunch and went to the cafeteria....he opened the door and saw 100s of animals eating lunch...he was nervous..he had no one to sit with...he slowly walked inside and looked around for that پینگوئن, پیںگان who helped him in the hallway earlier... Kowalski was it..? But had no luck...he decided to sit down all سے طرف کی himself....he opened up his Baggie of مچھلی and begun to eat... Suddenly out of nowhere....a young پینگوئن, پیںگان came up and sat with him...,he looked a little taller then private...

??: do آپ want me to sit with you...?

Private looked up worried...but کہا yes because he was desperate for new people to talk to...

???:your new...I can tell....my names skipper...I'm a sophomore...

Private:I'm...I'm private....it's nice to meet you...

Skipper: heh....I saw what happened to آپ this morning with that jock...

Private:oh....yea....I don't like him....

Skipper: all jocks are like that.... It's ok... I don't like Rico either....

Skipper: we have so many groups here....you need to learn freshy..

Private:"freshy"...?

Skipper turned private around and showed him all the different groups...

Skipper: آپ have the مقبول kids....Rico's one of them.....and آپ have the nerds....you know one of them...the tall one who helped آپ out today....? And there's the goth kids....and the wierd ones....that guy over there is named julien....he thinks he's "king" of the school...nobody really talks to him....

Suddenly...a لومڑی came up and sat اگلے to the two...

???: ارے skipper...how's it going?

Skipper: ارے Marcus....I'm دکھانا the ropes of High school....

Private looked at Marcus confused...

Marcus: oh! My names Marcus...I'm a sophomore and I'm one of skippers good friends....

Private:oh...hello...

The گھنٹی, بیل suddenly rang...and private picked up his trash, trying to hurry up to the اگلے class...

Private:thank آپ Marcus and skipper....for دکھانا me the ropes here..I appreciate it a lot....

Skipper:no problem!

Private suddenly left the cafeteria and on his way to the اگلے class...

Meanwhile......

Marcus:your not gonna trick that poor پینگوئن, پیںگان into something are آپ skipper...?

Skipper:"smirks" I'm gonna make sure he has a FUN سال here....

Marcus:"sigh" why do آپ have to be so mean to all the new kids...?

Skipper:because....I love Doing it that's why!

Marcus:"sigh"
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posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the عنوان says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if آپ wish to read them. Any عنوان with a Roman numeral اگلے to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope آپ enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making آپ laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

    On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...
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Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding space is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told آپ before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...
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Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are آپ doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't آپ be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do آپ know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...
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posted by RTE33
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)


Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.


Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.


Private Thinks My Little ٹٹو and Lunicorns Are Made سے طرف کی Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made سے طرف کی Mattel.


Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.


Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.


When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.


When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.


Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! یا Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.


THE END!
Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers آپ can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But سے طرف کی golly آپ are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins kissing Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have آپ been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers آپ can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But سے طرف کی golly آپ are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...
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