Penguins of Madagascar Article: No, No, No POM پرستار Song

posted by Mother-of-PoM

I am stuck with the other lovers

Trying to hold on

Feel like PoM is never coming back

Will someone lift me up?

And I ask myself

What do I love?

Do I want to give up on PoM

And love another fandom

And I tell myself

No, No, No

Don't want to be

Anything

But a fanguin

آپ are stuck with the other lovers

Trying to hold on

Feel pressured سے طرف کی the rumors

Will someone relive you?

ASK yourself....

What do I love?

Do I want to give up on PoM

And love another fandom

آپ need to tel yourself

No, No, No

Don't want to be

Anything

But a fanguin

Your life stays low as people give up around آپ

آپ ask around if PoM is still alive, the answer stays the same

آپ wonder what PoM's future is, and wonder

آپ feel determination in your blood and keep PoM in your heart

No, No, no

Don't want to be

No, No, No

But A fanguin

آپ are stuck with the other lovers

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Death سے طرف کی Choclate( Happy King Julian Day)

posted by SaturdaySurpris

Death سے طرف کی Chocolate
Yield: 12 servings.

Ingredients
8 oz (225 g) dark semisweet chocolate (40-50% cocoa)
2/3 cup (140 g) butter
1 cup (210 g) sugar
4 eggs
4 heaped tablespoons (1 dl) all-purpose flour
4 tablespoons unsweetened کوکو, نارجیل powder
1½ teaspoon baking powder یا 1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
4 tablespoons ھٹی, ترش cream

Ingredients for frosting
2/3 cup (1.6 dl) heavy cream یا whipping cream
9 oz (260 g) semisweet chocolate (40-50% cocoa)

Method
1.Preheat تندور to 350 deg F (Gas mark 4 یا 180 deg C).
2.Line a circular 10 inch (25 cm) cake tin (3 inches tall) with grease proof یا other...

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Blowhole's promise. Chapter 2

posted by SkippX101

All the penguins went to their stations. Private with Mort, Kowalski with Maurice, Rico guarding the HQ and (on private's orders) Skipper with Marlene."Ehhh, why don't i get a bodily guard to? I am the King, i should have the biggest and most strongest Bodily-guard of all time!" King Julian orderd while sitting on his throne. "As i just explained.And i do fear آپ have memory loss, آپ have alresdy been captured سے طرف کی Blowhole before, so آپ are the least of our worries." Kowalski کہا with his arms at the back of his back. "*sigh* FINE!! But afterwards i want a body guard. No, a booty-guard!Yess,...

Caribbean Arctic Avian (parody of "Caribbean Amphibian") w/h added POM details

posted by mostar1219

Here's a link to the original song: link

And now, the parody:

V1. I know a tropical island where the lemurs roam and the bright sun shines.
And on this tropical island, there vacayed four دوستوں of mine.
Sometimes they مچھلی in the water, sometimes they slide on the land.
Sometimes they like to play والی بال and cover each other in sand.
Chorus: They are caribbean arctic avians, they like to مچھلی in the tropical sea. Caribbean arctic avians, penguins in a coconut tree.
V2. The fish, the sharks, and the lemurs, they've seen them fight سے طرف کی where the pineapple grows.
They like to see all of the...

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Held Captive Before Christmas Part 3/4

posted by egel_0507

“MARLENE!!” Skipper screamed as he pushed Marlene away from the incoming danger. BAM! “I got him Sissle!” کہا the man with a bulky feature. “Very good, Brick. Let’s get out of here before someone else sees us.” کہا the man named Sissle. “What about the rat?” Brick was referring to Marlene. “Like I said, Brick. They are just dumb animals. These birds just got lucky in outsmarting us.” Sissle replied. “You shouldn’t have meddled with us in robbing that diamond necklace.” “We’re glad we came across you-.” He motioned Brick to throw the cage to the ground over...

Skilight (chapter 2)

posted by EppofangirlXD

Skilight, chapter 2, سے طرف کی mutated-ducks-rule and EppogirlXD.

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A light green meadow, covered سے طرف کی thousands of pure white daises. Fluffy, cotton candy clouds whisked across the sky. This place was beautiful. The only problem was that I had no idea where I could possibly be.

"Hello?" I called out. The only response I heard was a sigh. A long and aggravated one too.

I slowly turned around. There, a lone figure was standing ten feet away from me. "Can I help you?" I asked, not quite sure how to handle this situation.

The figure shook his head and started to slowly retreat. Before completely vanishing...

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The Penguins of Reality TV Part 3

posted by RockOnPoM

Private: Ouch! Stupid ماؤس trap!
Kowalski: Oww!
Skipper: Wow I never thought it would be this painful.
Rico: afqagwsagbsdgb
Skipper: You're right, Rico.
Private: But wouldn't that be cheating?
Skipper: Okay fine. Forget the x-ray vision goggles, Rico.
Kowalski: Skipper, take a look at this map Gravin gave us. Notice how these trees right here form the shape of an iphone?
Skipper: I see where you're going with this. Lets go, team!
Somewhere in the forest.....
Po: ارے Tigress, have آپ met Skipper yet? He's awesome!
Tigress: No, Po. Let's just be focused on finding the blue apple, huh?
Po: Fine....
In the...

Harry potter meets PoM part 3

posted by alexrusso-213

Alex:wow that پینگوئن, پیںگان is tall! I feel so short (starts to fake cry)
Harry:al your 14 and u look like ur 12 that's great compare to that tall penguin
Kowalski:well I be!
Alex:that پینگوئن, پیںگان just talk!
Skipper:Kowalski!
Alex:so did that one whoa
Skipper:alright men plan B (the use a bomb to out them to sleep....................at the lair Harry,Alex,Mars,Ron,and hermione were in a net Harry and alex were in one mars was in another and Ron and hermione were in another
Alex:LET US OUT OF HERE!!!!! @&$%#
Harry:Alex don't swear
Private:please don't
Alex:sorry-gasp talking پینگوئن, پیںگان
Rico:jahdhjshdd
Everyone:what?
Private:he کہا that our leader is coming
Alex: i am not scared of him
(skipper came out)
Alex:wow I don't see much

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Royal Pains Chapter 1: Late

posted by theWOLFPACK15

Royal Pains
Chapter 1: Late

We zoom into the Central Park zoo and head inside the Penguin's habitat to see Skipper pacing back and forth, holding his cup of مچھلی coffee. "She's late. This is the سیکنڈ time that she has been scheduled to come and train." He looks over at Kowalski." Kowalski, give me one reason why we let her شامل میں the team"

Quickly, the strategist took out his notes "Well, Skipper, because with out our time raising her she would of been left for dead in the middle of winter, and Private did not want that to happen. Soon you-"

Skipper had a bored expression on his face."Yeah, I know...

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Seven Abominations (Edited and being resubmitted)

posted by JediPenguin16

Re-submission and ترمیم of my old favorite, 7 abominations.
Skilene, but not too much. Has Oc's.
Prolouge:The Mystery
The sky was blue, and the dark autumn قوس قزح commandeered the green of the leaves, yet the edge summer was fighting back with it's greatest weapon: heat.
More heat than all the animals in the nearby zoo could take, including the Madagascar faring پینگوئن, پیںگان four.The exhausted penguins had waved to the small crowd of sweaty visitors all day.Routine was routine, whether it was hot یا cold, a penguins duty must be performed.
" Cute..and cuddly boys..." Skipper repeated the old mantra,...

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The city of ember and PoM

posted by alexrusso-213

Me:so u know nothing at all
Lina:no
Doon:sorry no
Me:u must fell terbblie
Lina:not really
Me:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
skipper:Alex it's not there falut
Me:so!?
Private:well would u like to came up with us?
Me:we just got here?
Kowalski:ALEX!
Me:sorry
(up there)
Me:ta-da!
Lina:what's that?
Me:the 
Doon:the what?
Me:oh god
(Skipper's POV)
me:Alex are u sure
Alex:yes
Lina:oh my what's that's
Kowalski:it's a لومڑی
Doon:wow
(Lina's POV)
me:so Alex do u like anyone
Alex:no
Lina:oh I sort of like Doon

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This دن and Age- Chapter One

posted by Grimms-Dragon

It's been a long time and there are stories that need updating, but a lot has been happening so please excuse all of the hold up. I'm working. Credit goes to Marilyn Manson for the song, as do all the other artist that may یا may not be used.

This originally was not intended to be a slash fiction, یا any pairing for that matter, but I decided it would entertain آپ guys more, and help me build on the story, since I write romance better.

THIS دن AND AGE

BY THE YOUNG AND FREE DRAGON

I can tell آپ what they say in space
That our earth is too grey
But when the spirit is so digital
The body acts this...

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FANGIRL ATTACK!!!! part 2

posted by hahahaidontcare

HIIII!!!!!!! Someone suggested that I should write a part 2 of FANGIRL ATTACK. So here goes!

"OH MY GOD!!!!!" Skipper screamed. "He proposed Doris to a date!!!!! Our Kowalski is getting destroyed سے طرف کی fangirls!!!!!"
"Hi Skipper."
"Marlene!"
"Hi, I just heard آپ scream about something."
"Uh.... um........."
"What?"
"ZOO IDOL!!!!"
"Come on. That's a really good show."
"Not if your well... friend is getting destroyed سے طرف کی fangirls and asked out سے طرف کی the prettiest ڈالفن in the zoo."
Skipper shuddered.
"Okay. Fine. I know how آپ feel. Here's my plan:
We get rid of the fangirls but let Kowalski go out with Doris."
"That sounds like a good plan!!"
"Come on! What are we waiting for? Let's go!"

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A Week in Death Chapter 5: Deadlight District.

posted by 67Dodge

Skipper and William began to walk around New York's Central Park, just a way to have something to do. "Look, we're in the District," کہا William, pointing at a small lamp post. "Look here, I'm not trying to make آپ look dumb, but that's a lamp post," کہا Skipper. "No, it's the District, look...." pointed William. Skipper then looked closely at the lamp post, then it shone brilliantly and beamed at their feet, soon after, several human ghosts, all in army uniforms, began to march off to the light's beam. "These be all the men and women that have died for humanity's greed for the black menace,...

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Prank war!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

"Skipper! Can آپ help me get this stupid cotton candy off my back?" Lilly asked, poking her head out the door again. Skipper looked back, "I would Lilly, but I have to discuss the plan with the boys. Rico! Assist Lilly please." Skipper replied, sending Rico to the bathroom. "Wait.....what th--" Before Lilly could protest, Rico pushed her in the bathroom and closed the door.
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THE اگلے MORNING!!!!!!!
Julien watched the penguins closely as they did their morning aerobics. "Maurice, how is our hilarious trick coming along?" He asked deviously. "Not...

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The Aftermath of the Invisibility کرن, رے

posted by KowalSkip9

"Skipper, that کرن, رے was-" Kowalski said, before getting cut off, once again, سے طرف کی Skipper.
"Blowhole's technology, I know, Kowalski," Skipper said, becoming annoyed. "Now drop the subject, already."
"That کرن, رے was mine!" Kowalski yelled, covering his beak quickly.
Skipper stopped in his tracks, and looked disbelievingly at the scientist. "That ray, was yours?" Skipper repeated. Kowalski looked at the ground, nodding slowly. "So آپ disobeyed my orders, Kowalski?"
"I'm sorry, Skipper!" Kowalski cried, looking at Skipper in anguish. "I couldn't help myself! Banning me from inventing is like banning...

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The Amazing Adventures of Bob the Piñata (Part II)

posted by LifelessPenguin

Recap of what happened in the last chapter:
1. There was a zoo clean-up.
2. We went to this zoo (temporary stay).
3. I got left behind when they left the zoo.
4. The third worst دن of my life.

So, that was the recap of what happened before. I was left all alone in this wonderful zoo. I think Julien will realize that I was left behind and ask the penguins to come with him in finding me. What I heard before about him, he can't do anything alone.

So, yeah. I relaxed. They still haven't picked me up. For this particular moment, I wish I had Kowalski's intelligence to build an invention that can...

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Let's talk about the infatuateds

posted by juhpink

Do آپ know , about Skipper at this moment we have Marlene (the funny is that آپ call her in English Marlini in Portuguese (I am from Brazil) in my country we say مزید یا less Marlane it is so diferent but ok )hehehe and about Private we know Shaina and in the episode Love hurts Skipper ask this :
Who here never felt Love for a Girl ( یا near this )
????
And Kowalski and Rico raise their Fins and than Skipper says:
Guatemala
And Rico remember
And then Skipper says Doris, the Dolphin
And than Kowalski starts crying and saying Doris
In this episode we dicovered about Rico's Love in Guatemala =>
But People I wait everyday to see Skipper and Marlene togheter let's act and write to the responsable it is so Clare they Love it other they have to be toghueter
And about Kowalski??????
He desarves a chance with Doris
What do آپ think?????

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Bête Noire: Disappearance

posted by Bluepenguin

Fright. Dread. Questioning.

Each moment thrusted a new kind of horror upon Sylvia, one of the small spidermonkeys of the Central Park Zoo. The growling and deep snarls of some sort of horrible beast rebounded from inside her brick habitat, and she clung to the درخت in horror.

"What is that nasty thing?! The Jersey Devil?!?"

She swung in a serpentine manner, reaching all the ropes and rungs on her درخت till she achieved landing on the highest point of the habitat.

Sylvia peered down at the ground below. Artificial grass, circular enclosure, and her three fellow companions restfully dozing; Linda,...

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سٹار, ستارہ pengs ch 2: 30 years in 30 منٹ

posted by andresandru

30 years in 30 minutes

the اگلے morning they all woke up misteriously at the same moment, they all went to the main hall, there they saw the Great Master, the Comander, two otters, one white and one brown, and one tall پینگوئن, پیںگان who was in a sit, The Great Marter took word and broke the silence

"to surprise of somes I'm Skipper, during this 30 years things have changed a lot"

"like me, I'm Private, but now I'm a Comander!" the Comander said

"lets start with the past, we are having a war with 3 enemies: Mac Ruckcod, Mrs Yollderwin, and King Julien II, now lets talk about each one" Future Skipper activated a panel that...

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It. Chapter 13: Deadlights

posted by 67Dodge

"Get onto his dorsal fin Private!! Rico!! Destroy the tub of water!!" yelled Skipper, getting onto Blowhole's head and punching him. Blowhole quickly responded سے طرف کی dropping the چھری and trying to get Skipper off of his head. Kowalski dived in, grabbing the چھری and Rico pushed the tub onto it's side, spilling all the water, Blowhole panicked, realizing that he will get beached onto the dry land, so he frantically headed for the pond at Marlene's habitat. "Dont let him get to the pond!!" yelled Private. Skipper then grabbed the چھری from Kowalski and sliced Blowhole's left flipper. "AGH!!!...