Penguins of Madagascar Article: Paparazzi Parody (includes penguins ;) )

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Paparazzi Parody (includes penguins ;) )

posted by SPKR689

I am the crowd
Im ch-checking out
these pitures of you
about things that آپ do
there so magical
and your so fantasical
i watch every epi that there is
i know who آپ are and the dreams that آپ wish
i bet آپ know me
i got your plush toy that was free,
cuz آپ know that *Skipper I,
im your biggest پرستار i'll follow آپ until آپ love me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*Skipper theres no other *8th grade girl آپ know that i'll be, Papa-Paparazzi.
Promise i'll be kind, and i wont stop until that پینگوئن, پیںگان is mine
*Skipper you'll be famous, chase آپ down till آپ love me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*music
I was that girl that was staring at you
آپ looked back at me oh آپ stared me too
it wasnt a dream
because it just was too extreme (oh yeah!)
then آپ came around and asked me my name
i couldnt answer, i was going insane
then آپ smiled at me
i knew that this was ment to be,
cuz آپ know that *Skipper I,
im your biggest پرستار i'll follow آپ until آپ love me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*Skipper theres no other *8th grade girl آپ know that i'll be, Papa-Paparazzi.
Promise i'll be kind, and i wont stop until that پینگوئن, پیںگان is mine
*Skipper you'll be famous, chase آپ down till آپ love me, Papa-Paparazzi.
alright now everybodys angry
that it wasnt them no but it was me
so what i wont hide under my hood
some think your bad, BUT I KNOW YOUR GOOD!
im your biggest پرستار I followed آپ until آپ loved me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*Skipper theres no other *8th grade girl آپ knew that I'd be, Papa-Paparazzi.
Promised I'd be kind, and i didnt stop until that پینگوئن, پیںگان was mine
*Skipper your now famous, chased آپ down untill آپ loved me, Papa-Paparazzi.

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SPKR689 *this is so u can change it so u sing about urself :) here the instrumental ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW0Zqni5qto&feature=channel

LadyPrivate Yay, that's cool! I sang it with your lyrics.

penguinsfan2 kool!nice parody ^_^

SPKR689 aw thx its my first one. hope u changed it so that it fits who u are :)

kwlski4ever looool nice xDD :))

Penguinangel Oh wow, that's like a whole different SPKR that wrote this. Kinda wierd seeing the crazy Skipper fangirl half again. XD Still pretty cool, though.

SPKR689 O_e im scared... I wrote this?!??! ME?!? <__< no wonder you guys were scared of me. i was a creep! how did you all deal with me?! Skipp fangirl? *shivers* im so beyond that, that I got rid of my Skipper plush yesturday... this is down right scary

Penguinangel Hey, you never scared me! I liked crazy Skipper fangirl SPKR. XD YOU GOT RID OF A SKIPPER PLUSH?! You should have given it to meee!!! D:

SPKR689 well, I highly doubt that I will ever be that crazy fangirl ever again. sorry. :( ... I didn't throw it out! I actually plan to keep it for my child when I'm older :)

Penguinangel Oh boo. XD Aw, that's kinda sweet. I guess I can live without a Skipper plush if it's for the children.

SPKR689 SORRY! yeah hey, I want my kids to know about the good shows, not the bad ones. the classics of my time... by then it will be accient to them lol

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Mort's conversation with Cleverbot XD

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hi! My name is Mort!! :D.

Cleverbot: So M. Was short for مورگن then?

User: No. Do آپ like King Julien's feet??

Cleverbot: No Sorry.

User: His feet are the best-est thing the world!!

Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.

User: آپ are what? :D.

Cleverbot: I think therefore I exist, beyond that I can be sure of nothing.

User: Yay!!

Cleverbot: So cleverbot, tell me of your adventures!

User: I am Mort!

Cleverbot: Are آپ sure?

User: Yes! I like being sure! :).

Cleverbot: Same here.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: How smart are you?

User: My tail, Rodney, says I an smart!

Cleverbot: Are we still best friends?

User:...

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Long Live POM

posted by peacebaby7

So, just laying in بستر last night, not quite asleep, I was thinking about POM's cancellation. I say no. I love The Penguins of Madagascar & I don't want it to be cancelled. That got me thinking. So what if the damned production companies منسوخ the دکھائیں on television? We all know that POM lives on here on fanpop, other sites, but مزید importantly, in ourselves.

This thought also brought on an idea. We all know that we have some very talented authors on fanpop. They have written their own stories & many other things. How about we put our love for POM & our talents together & keep...

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مزید Penguins of Madagascar Comedy

posted by queenpalm

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first دن at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides آپ and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me مزید about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, آپ can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper...

The Apartments Menagerie

posted by JediPenguin16

I thought I'd give it a go at a "Human" Penguins fan-fiction. This is a trial run.
Let me know what آپ think.

In the دل of Manhattan, near Central Park, is a strange apartment complex. The Apartment Menagerie is made of brick, a century old, and placed between two shiny sky-scrapers. The windows all have black bars, the twenty-three stories are all crooked, and the newest addition of a Madagascar Baobab درخت sits atop the twenty-third floor.

But it also had an indoor swimming pool in need of a lifegaurd, which was what brought Marlene DeOdder to it's arched gate-way. She walked up to the...

how i met Skipper and his team 2

posted by kivamarie

this is part 2 of how i met Skipper and his team. so the اگلے morning Skipper and his team head back to the zoo with cute little me. once they got there they went inside their H.Q.

little me: (wakes up)

Skipper: (holding me) morning Kiva.

little me: (being carried سے طرف کی Skipper) (giggles) (crawls to the paper and crayons draws something) (shows my drawing to Skipper and his team)

Skipper: well what do آپ know she can draw.

Kowalski: and it would appear to be a دودھ bottle.

Skipper: right Private آپ go and get the دودھ bottle for the ماؤس the boys and I will keep an eye on her.

Private: on it Skipper...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Seven - Ambush and Magic

posted by KowalskiRocks

Guys. Wake. Up. Now!
Skipper and the team fell out of their bunks.
S: What the deuce?
Me: It's about time آپ woke up.
K: What time is it?
Me: 0530.
P: Isn't that a bit too early to wake up?
Me: Not unless we want the element of surprise on Ikala, of which we're going to need if we want to defeat him. No way he's going to expect a attack this early.
S: Fine.
They then leave the camp, but they have no idea what awaits them...
*Rustling noise*
Me: What was that?
P: What?
*Rustling*
Me: That!
S: You're right, there's something - یا someone - out there. Stay alert.
Everyone else: Aye aye Skipper.
Suddenly hundreds...

Where are the Penguins? (spoof of Robot Chicken's "Where's Michael?")

posted by mostar1219

At Los Angeles Convention Center about 15 years in the future

Carsfan: (as a reporter) A huge crowd of fellow fanguins are waiting outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, the location of the POM Convention, to catch a glimpse of their idols before it starts. They should be here any moment. Wait, yes, yes, they're here. The penguins are here! (a limo pulls up and 70s/2020s version of the penguins come out)
70s Skipper: Are آپ sure about this look, Kowalski?
70s Kowalski: آپ have to اقدام backward to go foreward, Skipper! Besides, I believe some fanguins here pretty muched begged to see us like...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 11: Siege of the Central Park Zoo

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 11: the Siege of the Central Park Zoo
The siege of the Central Park Zoo had begun with a wave of crabs. “Okay, Guardians, let’s defeat the evil!” Soren led the attack, with Twilight, who was carrying Erik, was directly behind him. Digger was carrying Mort, who was carrying an extra set of battle claws, fitted for بندر use. “Watch out Soren, there using Pure Ones and Dragon Owls. Soren set his sights on several pure ones. Erik then took out 6 of them in one shot. “Good job, Chick Magnet!” Soren exclaimed. Then Mort took out 6 مزید pure ones. “Awesome job, Sad Eyes!”...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 8

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 8: the Melee for the master thief
It was time start Operation: Save Sly from Certain Doom. “Bentley, where is the signal from Sly’s GPS coming from?” Pat asked. “It looks like the signal is coming from Coney Island.” “Oh, no. That is extremely bad news!” “Why?” “This means that Dr. Blowhole has him.” Kowalski said. “Who’s Dr. Blowhole?” Mumble asked. “Apparently, he’s the penguins arch enemy.” Marlene stated. “Not apparently, he is our arch enemy. He is pure evil, with skin surprisingly pleasant to the touch. Be afraid, be very afraid Mumble!” Skipper...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 5: Finding Gloria

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 5: Finding Gloria

It was a beautiful Saturday morning, just before sunrise. HONK! “Ow, what the gel was that all about?” Sly exclaimed. “Time to get up princess. The meeting is in twenty minutes, time to go.” Pat stated. “What about breakfast?” “Don’t worry about breakfast. The lemurs are supposed to be bringing fruits and other things. Don’t worry about it.” “Oh, what is with all the screaming?” Mumble, who was woken up سے طرف کی Sly’s screaming, screamed. “Hey Pat, will آپ wake Ramon up for me?” “Yeah, I will.”

A few منٹ later, Ramon was still fast...

Shipwrecked chapter 3

posted by kivamarie

the اگلے mourning I was the only one that woke up this mourning and was done drinking مزید water from the cactus and yet my mind was starting to play tricks on me to make me go crazy.

Me: (sees skipper still sleeping) good skipper is still sleeping (laughs like I'm crazy) gotta have something to eat (sees a knife)oh (crawls to the چھری then picks up the knife) pretty pretty shiny shiny چھری (starts stabbing the چھری on my arm then my eye starts twitching then laughs like I'm crazy)

that's when skipper wakes up.

Skipper: (wakes up) huh? (sees me stabbing myself in the arm with a knife) Kiva!...

Love's Revenge Pt.1

posted by JayJay12

Skipper tops Marlene's mouth.

Above the HQ...
Skipper:Marlene
*go's up to Marlene*
Marlene:Skipper,um,what's with the ring?
Skipper:I'm purposing to Cream
Marlene:YOU'RE PURPOSING TO CR-
*Skipper tops her mouth*
Skipper:Yes,I am
*Skipper leaves*
Somewhere in Coney Island...
*??? talks in walkie-talkie*
???:I finally reached Coney Island
Cream:You did?
???:Yes,where are you?
Cream:Behind you,Marx
*Marx turns around*
Marx:Cream!
Cream:Marx!
*they hugged*
Back at the HQ...
Private:You are so nasty,Skipper!*disgusted*
Skipper:What?!Cream was doing that in front of me,so I recorded it!
Kowalski:Wow,I'm so excited!!!
Private:You're nasty,too!
Kowalski:I...

A Big Mistake

posted by Ninjaorca

Dearest Penguins,
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! آپ took away all our hardly worked profits from performing songs on television. So I've come to announce that your annual fee of "borrowing money" is about 2 million dollars. Oh yes, I almost forgot about Kowalski's latest attempts to attract Doris... again, which is another 2000 dollars. Anyhow, try to be normal penguins for once and return the fees of money.
From,Your دوستوں At Hoboken. PS Savio is still seeking revenge :P

Dear Hobokeneers,
See آپ on the little floating zoo in the sky!
From, HIGHLY CLASSIFIED PS You've made a bid mistake!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

Operation Time-warp Chapter 2

posted by Saracuda

S: Skipper
K: Kowalski
R: Rico
P: Private
Side characters: Aramicus, Socio, Opugno, and Juliazahr

The door to the box swung open and daylight streamed in.

S: Kowalski, annaylisis.
K: We are apparently in Rome..several hundred years ago.
S: Aren't-
K: -Weren't
S: *glare* WEREN'T the Romans expert at measures of torture?
P: Oh dear. Yes Skippa, I'm afraid they were.
R: TORTURE! *clap, clap*
S: Alright, we're going to need some sort of disgiuse.
K: سٹریٹ, گلی sign perhaps?
S: *"Don't be ridiculas" face*
K: Alright! Okay, that was retarded! Well, lets just see what we can blend into.
P: Ooh! A merchant! I could disguise...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 1

posted by mostar1219

A mail truck gets parked in front of the Central Park Zoo. The mail person brings an envelope to Alice.
Mailman: Special notice for someone named Kowalski. If آپ see him, give the envelope to him.
Alice: Alright, then. (the mailman leaves and Alice goes to the پینگوئن, پیںگان habitat. Skipper sees Alice and goes topside)
S: What's going on, Alice?
Alice: Skipper, there was some mail that came for Kowalski. (gives envelope to Skipper) Can آپ make sure he gets it?
S: Can do.
In the HQ
S: Kowalski, آپ have some mail. (gives Kowalski the envelope)
K: Wierd, I wasn't expecting anything. (opens envelope and sees...

Another Poem for Doris ( I گیا کیا پوسٹ this before but now it's rewritten)

posted by ___Sophie___

Doris please read this!!Anyone can read it too

The scientist's love has departed
As both of our worlds go by
Every single nanosecond
I think of آپ دن and night
In my دل there is no that is second
You'll always be the سیب, ایپل of my eye

I'll تلاش the world
Near and far then high and low
My love will show
Just to hold آپ gently
Don't want to let آپ go

I need a moment in my life
To be with you, I'll be true
Without realizing our isolation
With love and Science
I am deeply torn سے طرف کی desperation

In every experimentation
You're an inspiration
Besides the problems and life collisions
Like Skipper کہا " You're a distraction"
Now we're inter-vented
And separated for good
Up to now my love has departed
But.. Still "I'm screwed"

We're like fragments that were split
یا gas molecules, so far away
Now, I'm broken in tiny bits
But deep inside my heart
Your loving silhouette will stay

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Harry potter meets PoM part 4

posted by alex354

Harry:well it's not every دن u مککا, عجیب الخلقت a بندر
Alex:*gasp* RON AND HERMIONE!!!!!
Harry:they must be looking 4 us
Alex:bye guys,it was nice meeting u!
(upside)
Ron:where the heck have u been?
Alex:I was......um.....looking....for my Wand yeah that's it my wand right Harry?
Harry:uh?oh yeah her wand
Hermione:alright came on let's head ہوم
Alex:okay
(at home)
Sirius:so how was the zoo?
Hermione:Alex lost her wand but found it
Sirius:YOU LOST YOUR WAND AT TGE ZOO!
Alex:hey I found it right
(at the HQ)
Private:skippah,don't u think we should do u know ask سوال Harry and Alexandra
Skipper:young private that's there choice

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Hero (Verse Two)

posted by theWOLFPACK15

And here is verse two of the Hero.
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Cadet sat in the shade of the درخت that was planted in the courtyard. She watched the other animals. She watched as some hugged and stayed in groups. As she looked around, no one was alone, no one but her. Each دن she did this, looking out as all the kids laughed and played.

The guys playing around with the girls and the girls getting revenge on the guys.

Each دن she wished that someone would at least come up and talk to her. Make small talk, something that at least lets her know that she was not forgotten.

Each day...

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The Hidden Finale (Chapter XII - Victory Brawl)

posted by LifelessPenguin

Skipper and Rico brawled with Blowhole. Kowalski had time to create a portal to our HQ. As we escaped from my beautiful paradise, we saw Blowhole's and Skipper's crustacean warriors down. It was two against one. We knew we couldn't let Skipper and Rico down. So, we helped Skipper and Rico fight. It was a long fight. After a few hours, Blowhole was defeated. He fled swiftly into his HQ and کہا that he will plan another plot to steal our weapons.

As we high-fived to our victory, we were thinking about something in Denmark that we forgot. THE LEMURS!

"They will be fine. Anyways, they are stinkin'...

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TBRttMoN: Chapter 1- A Bittersweet Surprise

posted by Katie_Kat200

Please, again, do not ask, why its called what its called. (TBRttMoN stands for The Bus Ride to the Middle of Nowhere) The truth will be revealed soon. Ha, ha. Well... I decided to continue this. I still need your guys opinions on this fan-fic. And also I need two مزید characters. I will decide on who آپ will play. So... yeah. Read and review (please?)

Kowalski was busy working on some blueprints for some invention that would eventually help mankind یا destroy them all. Who knows…? Suddenly, Kowalski’s پینگوئن, پیںگان eyebrows twitched. Something wasn’t right. Something was out of place. There...