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beastialmoon yeeeeaaahh.... right. Don't worry, we won't tell your mom. XD

DrBlowhole1 "You don't even know my mother..."

Lzk94pzpom *spoils secret*YO!everyone! Dr.blowhole GAY! sorry blowhole,i can't help it!

Lzk94pzpom even,always make time to moistures.for what?!...*shocked face* oh lord your going to f--- him!thats so weird i can't say how weird it is! look at me!im so embarrassed for saying that!*blushed*

BlowholeRulez She would yell GAY because SISTERS AND BROTHERS CAN HATE, CAN'T THEY???

BlowholeRulez Your mother is called Mom and Nori gets pissed when SHE GETS GROUNDED WHEN SHE IS TRYING TO SHOOT SOMEBODY!!!!! Jeez, mom LEMME KILL SOMEONE!!! MUAHAHA! *Nori foams from mouth* Mom: 0___0 DrBlowhole: I just pray to GOD that is whipped cream. Nori: Erm, it...is? He he. *NORI SLOWLY BACKS AWAY*

beastialmoon @DrBlowhole1: Yes, I do know your mom. I have seen AND talked to her at the Hoboken Aquarium! Hahahahaha!!!

KowalskiTheLich That's hot.

Lzk94pzpom look at that DrBLowhole1,he knows your mommy,hahaha!!!...but wait... wares yours father?

BlowholeRulez Aparrently he is somewhere in Norway fucking underage teenage dolphins. MMMMHMMM????? What? Nori knows everything. xD L O N G L I V E N O R I!

Lzk94pzpom ant Dr.blowhole's mom going to get pissed? and since when hes a Dr.?

KowalskiTheLich The only question is...what's his doctorite in?

Penguin11 What was the subliminal message in happy feet???

Lzk94pzpom now thats something you i don't know?

KowalskiTheLich I think he has a doctorite in economics, that's how he could afford all that fancy stuff.

BlowholeRulez I LOOKED AT THE PRICE TAGS APARRENTLY 'Spendy' to DR BLOWHOLE IS £1. lolz

BlowholeRulez He is a Dr since he wanted his name to be 'awesome.' But Nori just calls him Blowhole. xD

Lzk94pzpom hay! that reminds me...blowhole? have you say thank you to king Juline for letting you up?(; you suppose to have manners

IceCream123 He's evil so he dosen't say thanks. (or at least tries to be evil)

Nori4Reel he seems cute here

GIVMEKINGJULIEN YOU PPL MAKE ME SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!MAD

GIVMEKINGJULIEN HES NOT GAY HE JUST FUNNY

MaraKowalski I just looooove Julien's expression ! He's like "Come on, I've something to show you in my room" (and I'm getting pervert now) but Blowhole looks annoyed. I saw this episode the other day and I didn't get all the Blowhole/Julien's hints you said but now that you told it I think you may be right. I always though that Julien'd be bisexual. But I support the Kico pairing to 100% :D It's the only good gay pairing in this show (mayyyyyybe Kowalski/Skipper, but just maybe)

Penguins_fan *MEME MOTHER OF GOD*

Penguins_fan I am perv too! XD!

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 3

posted by mostar1219

In the "Simpsons" universe
Marge: Alright, Homer, normally I'd say to slow down so we can avoid going over the line of safety, but i think we already crossed the line a couple of times!
Homer: Well, Bart, آپ got your skateboard?
Bart: Right here, Dad.
Homer: Give us a boost. (Bart gets out of the car, ties his skateboard to the bumper, and rides the skateboard)
S: Rico, deploy chainsaw. (Rico hacks up a chainsaw)
K: I'll just attach it to this boomerang. (hacks up a boomerang and a rope, ties the chainsaw to the boomerang and throws it to a tree. The درخت falls down in front of team Simpson)
Homer:...

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Mrs Yellymertington! chapter 6: the reunion

posted by andresandru

We all sat at our positions, never expecting what came next, Rico was at the وٹر, اوٹار habitat's top, kowalski was in the سب, سب سے اوپر of the درخت in the gorila habitat, and I was at the سب, سب سے اوپر of the clock tower.

"well, what do we have here?" I heard, we had stoped three androids she had maid, but this time, I didn't call the group, instead, I put in on the walkytalky

"yelly"

"skippy" she said, comiing near me "you aren't angry cause of what happened in brazil, are you?"

"no, I'm angry cause o-"

"WRONG ANSWER!" she tried to stab me, but she missed, I grabbed and threw the sword "I AM! آپ LEFT ME TO DIE IN THAT...

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Mrs Yellymertington! chapter 5: the note

posted by andresandru

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Private shouted, as he runned from where arlene was, he knew something, and Yellymertington knew he knew that, the real reason for Yelly at killing her best friend was: she tried to kill him, that's the reason of why the face is the one with the stab

"priiiiiiivaaaaaaaaaaaate!" Yelly called, Private had to get to the H.Q., he knew he was being folowed, سے طرف کی death.

"one مزید steps!" Private shouted almost entering پینگوئن, پیںگان habitat, but suddently everything went blank, he appeared in the H.Q., in a table, at the midle of the room.

"what?" he asked, he saw his belly, he saw a blank...

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Happy Birthday Arlene! Chapter 3

posted by SkippX101

"OK Arlene, stop and open you'r eyes...", Skipper کہا gently as he uncoverd his flippers from here eyes. "WOW!...Im outside...And i haven't gone crazy!! Skipper آپ cured me!!" کہا M/arlene, turning around and giving Skipper a hug. "No...No prob Arlene", Skipper کہا starteld and also giving her a hug back.

King Julian, Mort and Maurice were sitting in a درخت nearby. King julian was holding Mort upside-down, while Mort held two glass bottels in front of King Julians eyes. "Maurice, the bi-nocunarles are not of the working!!", King Julian yelled throwing the bottles and Mort from the tree."Binoculars,...

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Skilight (chapter 1)

posted by EppofangirlXD

I sighed in the darkness of the small, wooden crate. A sudden jerk from the truck made me bang my head on the side of the crate. I groaned in annoyance, but remembered my promise and sighed again. Maybe this hadn't been such a good idea, but I knew I had to, and I wasn't backing out now.

It had been 'The Day'. My goodbye party had looked مزید like a funeral in my old home, the وٹر, اوٹار habitat in the California Aquarium. My wooden کریٹ, کھوکھا had been waiting for me at the side of the habitat, and I had been staring into it.

"Are آپ sure?" My mother, Helen, who was standing right beside me, had sniffed....

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The Penguins of Reality TV Part 4

posted by RockOnPoM

*Skipper wakes up and sees King Julien*
Skipper: Ringtail.... why'd آپ wake me up?
Julien: Because, Skipper! We're going to spy on the other teams!
Skipper: What?
Julien: Yeah! Don't آپ want to win?
Skipper: Well, I would like to see what that Kitty person is up to....
Julien: Alright! Lets be going now!
*Skipper and Julien look into the window of Team TP's cabin*
Skipper: I'm not sure about this Ringtail..... they're sleeping!
Julien: What? Oh, right. All I wanted to do was put they're hands in a bowl of cold water!
Skipper: What?? Okay. Ringtail, i'm going back to bed. Goodnight.
Julien: Well fine!...

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The Past part 1.

posted by ImAnEasel

This is my first ever article, just so آپ know. Enjoy! (Sorry about the lack of humour.)

Nigel (named after his uncle) still had most of his baby feathers when he was shipped to the Central Park Zoo from England. Zookeeper Alice dumped his کریٹ, کھوکھا in the پینگوئن, پیںگان habitat, opened it and left it there.
Nigel saw five penguins. They all looked rather surprised when they saw him. One, the سیکنڈ tallest, took out a note pad and began to scribble something on it.
"What's your name, soldier?" Asked a short پینگوئن, پیںگان with an unusually flat head.
"Nigel."
"Well, Nigel, آپ can call me Skipper. This is Rico."...

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Mrs Yellymertington! chp 2: she'll be yelly

posted by andresandru

اگلے morning 10:00 am...

skipper woke up, feeling dizzy, strange and confused, he remembered last ninght, and then thought on what happened on brazil....

"wow, looks like someone doesn't feel really good" Private کہا sarcasticly as he let out a small grin which the other 3 penguins could not see

"sorry Skipper, but after what happened last night, we thought آپ shoud sleep more" kowalski pointed out

Skipper let out a large yawn and looked at them, then, he answered "don't worry actually, I was thinking on making this a free day!" he said, trying o hide his anger with a small false smile

he left...

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DR.BLOWHOLE RETURNS PART2

posted by ally11

Private:LET ME GO
Blowhole:why?
Private:because I am missing the LUNACORNS!!!
blowhole:u love the lunacorns? I love the LUNACORNS
Private:NO WAY!
(they'd watched the lunacorns)
---------------------------
(back at the HQ)
skipper:PRIVATE!!!!!!!!!
Kowalski:guys I have something to say
Rico:what?
Kowalski:I-I-I- LOVE PRIVATE
skipper:what about doris?
Kowalski:I کہا that to make private jeouls
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
(at blowhole's lair)
Blowhole:WHY?DID U FORGOT PRISSCES SHARES A LOTS BIRTHDAY
Private:Aww commical
Blowhole:awww Harry potter u suck hope u die in the last movie YEAH VOLDY!
private:Harry potter is amazing
(back at the HQ)
Kowalski:TELL HER RON TELL HER THAT U LOVE-
(skipper slaps Kowalski)
Skipper:Kowalski! Stop watching this Harry potter movies-oh which one are u watching?
Kowalski:deathly hallows part 1
Skipper:oh did u hear that part 2 comes out اگلے سال
Kowalski:OH YEAH GO HARRY!!!
Rico:.............?

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IT"S A PROM

posted by anna446

as marlene as getting to ہوم julion came.he told marlene about the prom he's planing
marlene:wow a prom.
julion:yes a prom and I was hopeing that if I be the prom king wich I am sure I'll be then can آپ be my prom qween?
marlene:no but thanks for asking.
julion leaves
(at the penguins habitat)
julion: hello silly penguins I am to be asking آپ to come to the prom I am hosting?
skipper:*spit take* what but we are...
julion:marlene is going to the prom.
skipper:fine we'll go.men comences operachin:prom night.
(at the party)
skipper:men keep a eye out for marlene.
marlene:hey guys.
(descritchen:marlene is...

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marlene's lullaby

posted by anna446

one night as a storm hit marlene was asleep but mort came in and he could not sleep. marlene remembered a song her mom used to sing to her when she could't sleep so as she put mort on an spare بستر she sang:

go to sleep
rest opon your bed
may this night bring dreams to your head
hear my voice
never let it die
keep this lullaby
soon the sun shall sat on
long it will be till dawn
never from آپ will I be gone
carry on
with this world of fear
now the time is near
peace will soon rain here

as marlene completed the song mort was fast asleep.as she was walking outside she saw skipper
marlene:hey skipper so hows the team?
skipper:marlene theres no time to talk my team کہا that they heard a girl singing.
marlene:skipper that was me.
skipper:what?!
marlene:mort could't sleep so I just sang a lullaby my mom used to sing and mort was out like a light.
skipper:wow marlene your song lulled privete to sleep.
marlene:huh?

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Dr Blowhole's Accomplice Chapter 1: Welcome Lexii...

posted by Lexii23

20 years ago. Austin Zoo, Texas. 7:23pm.
3 سال old Lexii plays pirate with a stick and a rock she drew a face on. Red One creeps up behind her. She turns around.
Lexii: Hi! Do آپ want to play? آپ can be the bad pirate and i will be the good pirate and throw آپ in jail! It will be fun! *smiles sweetly*
Red One: actually, im here to take آپ on a little trip to a place called New York. That will be even مزید fun than playing with rocks. *smiles and holds out hand*
Lexii: Oooo!! That sounds way مزید funner!! Lets go!! *takes his hand and starts skipping along side him*
Red One: we can go as soon...

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The Deadly مثلث - [5]

posted by SummerPoM

Chapter 5 - Underwater

Near Bermuda Triangle, 3 a.m.

The morning sky was a little cloudy, but it was not hard to see what was ahead.
"How many kilometers away is Bermuda Triangle?", Skipper asked Kowalski.
"About 7 یا 8 miles. Probably there will be turbulence", Kowalski said. "We will be in the مثلث soon."

The time passed fast. Very fast.
Kowalski was sleepy, like Private, Rico, Marlene and the others, except Skipper. His coffee was infallible.
"Want one?" Skipper کہا as he offered a cup of coffee for him.
"Thanks, Skipper", Kowalski said, yawning and put the plane on automatic control. "But...

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Harry potter meets PoM part 2

posted by alexrusso-213

(at the zoo)
Alex:so came and raise your glass-oh were here
Harry:yeah
Mars:look at the penguins
Skipper:cute and cuddly boys cute and cuddly
Private:skipper look 14 سال olds
Kowalski:they may not be insurers
Alex:oh how cute!
Skipper:well hello
Mars:Alex look
Alex:what?
(Harry came with a Rose)
Harry:for u
Alex:aw
Ron:egh
Hermione:RON!
skipper:so there a boyfriend well 2 can play that game
Private:really?
Skipper:agh
Mars:hey look a singing competen
Alex:here I am once again feeling lost but know and then I breath it in to let it go and u don't know where u are know (Alex sang "Make it Shine")

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Julien's Ball (Part 1)

posted by juhpink

- Heeeeey there!!!!!- کہا Julien.
-Ringtail?What are آپ doing here?- Repleid Skipper.
-I am here just to invite آپ All for my Ball.
-No, thank you.
-Ahahah, don't say no for the king!
-Look, Julien, we have a lot of things to do, I am sorry.
-But it will be the passionates ' s night, I am going to take my future girlfriend.
Before Skipper open his beak, Julien said:
-I will see آپ there, take a girl.
-Guys, tonight we are going to the ball.Get ready.
-But Skipper, who are we going with?
Skipper was going to invite Doris, but he wouldn't do it with Kowalski.
-Skipper?
-Ah, I know. We will go to the city...

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The afternoon that I talked to my Love ( Skilene history)

posted by juhpink

Was a calm afternoon in the hg. Private was helping Kowalski. Rico was dating Sra. Percky and Skipper was trying to understand what Kowalski was doing. Private was kind of hungry and asked Skipper if he could have a meal. Skipper liked the idea and went outside to get the meal. He started walking calmly. Marlene saw Skipper and asked him what he was doing. And Skipper said:
-I going to get a meal for Private.
-That is Nice.Can I go with you?????
-Of course.Came on here, Marlene.
Marlene went there and they started talking about the weather.
Marlene ‘ s face always shines when they were talking...

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Alex potter meets PoM part 1

posted by alexpotter333

Alex:gee who knew that it was going to be a heat wave
Ron:I did Alex
Alex:then why didn't آپ tell me dude
Harry:alright don't fight
Herimone:just have a nice دن and-
Alex:you guys sound a lot like parents
Ron:yep
Harry:just came on and let's go see penguins
Alex:yahhhhh!
(at the پینگوئن, پیںگان habit)
Ron:why do we have to see stupid penguins
(Alex slaps Ron)
Harry:cause it's her birthday Ron
Ron:when its my birthday we'll do something better
Alex:yeah right I bet you'll have it with pigs oink oink oink oink
Ron:shut up Alex
Alice:no fighting around HERE!
Alex:alright Alice sheesh
Ron:sounds like some one woke up on the wrong side of the bed
(then laugh)

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Normal is Never Real: Chapter 2

posted by SPKR689

A/N: I really like this chapter, it's short, but full of so much! At least to me it is. Now the story is just starting! ☺

Chapter 2 (WOW)

I gave Junior back to Skipper and walked over to the door. ‘Who would this be? They all have the key; plus, we took up this whole floor of this apartment building!’ I rethink about opening the door for the safety of my family. With steadiness in me, I open the door to find two strange looking…well one was a person, the other I was baffled on. The one boy who was clearly human, had black hair, much like every other guy in this...

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Honeymoon Mayhem!- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

Skipper woke up about two hours later. For some reason, a strange smell woke him up from his slumber. Ofcourse Skipper went to check it out. As soon as he placed his feet on the floor to check out the crate, Skipper felt a surge of seiring pain race through them. The floor was burning hot. After a few seconds, Skipper realized what was going on...the کریٹ, کھوکھا was on fire. He instantly crawled over to Lilly. "Lilly! Come on doll, time to go!" Skipper said, shaking His wife until she woke up. Lilly opened her eyes and saw Skipper at the foot of the bed, getting out a chainsaw. "Skipper! Are you...

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It. Chapter 7: Be afraid, balloons float

posted by 67Dodge

They had reached the inside of the sewer system, it was wide enough for them all to hold hands یا flippers, and be in a row. "Whatever happens men, just stay together no matter what trick Pennywise pulls on us," کہا Skipper. They gathered in a tight circle, holding appendages. Kowalski felt two hands on his shoulders and hears a dentist's drill. "There is not anything there. I SAID, THERE AIN'T NOTHING THERE," کہا Kowalski, then the hands got off his shoulders. Julien began to say a prayer to the Sky Spirits to protect them, it was very quiet while Julien whispered the prayer, when he finished...