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Duct-taped to a dumpster...not wierd at all...

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Concrete Jungle Survival

Private wakes up from a sleep bomb and finds himself duct-taped to a dumpster... o_O

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concrete jungle survival

private

penguins of madagascar

duct-tape

yokaisummoner, KowalskiTheLich and 3 others like this

Annacrombie lol, the fangirls are pinning him down

eugb ok, Rico. Now that you had fun, it's time to let Private go.

xDark_Angelx Hmm...I've seen weirder, I think.

Bluepenguin lol :P how weird?

Icicle1penguin Duuuude, you shouldn't even joke about this!!!! D: I would be SO terrified if I was taped to a dumpster!!!! XD

Bluepenguin *Wakes up taped to a dumpster* Whoa, wut happened last night?! All I remember is a pile of waffles and Eggy clones everywhere!!

SJF_Penguin2 I guess when Skipper said "Grit, spit, and a whole lot of duct tape" he wasn't kidding!

Bluepenguin My favorite part of this episode was Rico and Kowalski singing and playing banjo (only kowalski plays teh banjo tho xD), but I wasnt sure if anyone made a picture of it :P

Whitesnowman HA! i,m so happy . privat got what he deserved.

Icicle1penguin @Bluepenguin: Someone did.

Bluepenguin ^Thought so XD It seems popular

SavioDURP ... AWWW. -squeals from happiness-

kowalskielol duct taped to a dumpster! well i think hez not getting out of this one ! :3

kowalskielol oops i forgot to lol! so lol!

KowalskiTheLich Look at his feet! XD

kowalskielol ^ "looks" LOL! THRER SO SMALL!!!!!!

EppofangirlXD Teeheehee!

GIVMEKINGJULIEN CURSE YOU BLOWHOLE!!!!YOU FINALLY DID IT! >:)

privates1fan awww poor private!

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Gender Loving Care

posted by peacebaby7

WARNING: Contains MILD Skilene.

I've had this idea in my head for a while. I hope enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. :)

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"Come on, Rico! Step on it! We only have seven seconds!" Skipper ordered over the sound of the wind whipping past their faces and the engine accelerating.

Rico pressed harder on the gas, his brow lowered in deep concentration and anticipation. The vibration beneath them increased with the speed and they felt it through their bones. The car whizzed over the finish line and Rico brought the car to a...

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فہرست of Penguins of Madagascar animals with accounts here

posted by TheRatKing1

Update: I dunno if they've abandoned their accounts یا not, but some of them were active when i made this. idk if they'll come back, so i'm keeping them on the list

Marlene
Shauna
Alice
King Julien
Skipper
Kowalski
Rico
The Red Squirrel
Clemson
Dr Blowhole
The چوہا King
Max
Maurice
Private
Mort
Fred
Elmer
Leonard
Doris
Flippy
Buck Rockgut

Buck Rockgut
link

Flippy
link

Marlene
link

Shauna
link

Doris
link

Alice
link

Elmer
link

Leonard
link

Skipper
link
link
link
link

Kowalski
link

Rico
link

Julien
link

Clemson
link

The Red Squirrel
link

Dr Blowhole
link
link

Max
link

Maurice
link

The چوہا King
link

Private
link

Mort ( plus Rodney, his tail)
link

Fred
link

If...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 1

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Private: "Skipper...Don't آپ think we should tell them the boat's out of gas?"

Skipper: "Nah...Just smile & wave boys. Smile & wave."

*penguins smile & wave to the foursome on the boat*

On The Boat...

Alex: *walking into the bridge* "OK, chimpos! Ready to set sail?"

Mason: "Oh, blast it all! We can't seem to get the کشتی started."

Alex: "Can't get the کشتی started? Why?"

Mason: "Phil?"

Phil: *sign language*

Mason: "Oh, dear. Phil says we appear to be out of gas."

Alex: "Out of gas?! The penguins didn't tell us that!"

Gloria: *walks in* "What is goin' on here? Shouldn't we be headed...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 18

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Skipper: *looks at other penguins*

Kowalski/Rico: *shrugs*

*other penguins huddle in a group & begin whispering*

Skipper: "What do آپ boys make of this?"

Kowalski: "I don't know, Skipper. It could very well be a trap."

Rico: "Uh-huh."

Skipper: "But...What if he really is telling the truth this time?"

Kowalski: "How can we be sure he's telling us the truth?"

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "No kaboom."

Rico: "Awww."

Kowalski: "What should we do?"

Skipper: *sigh* "Well, I think we should help him."

Kowalski/Rico: "What?"

Skipper: "I don't know, it's something about him. I think he's telling the truth...

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Penguins on Facebook: Part One

posted by hotsnowsels

And so begins part two. Hope آپ enjoy!
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Private wrote on Skipper's wall: hi skipper! what time does defensive training start today?
4 منٹ ago Like : تبصرہ : Share

6 comments

Skipper Uh, couldn't آپ have just ASKED me that?
Private i did ask آپ just now.
Skipper I mean in real life. We're in the same room.
Private oh. i guess so. but its fun to write on walls!
Skipper *sigh*.... Defensive training starts at 1400 hours.
Private thanks skipper! :D

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Kowalski just read an article.
"Strange quarks" Some of the smallest...

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My Recap of "Operation: Antarctica"

posted by JHNguyen93

Operation: Antarctica - After the Penguins thwarted Cecil and Brick's latest crime, Private discovers a young leopard مہر named Hunter, who's about to become prepackaged مچھلی food. Having saved her, Private travels with Hunter back to Antarctica after Kowalski accidentally launches the both of them into the East River. It now becomes two missions: One to ensure Hunter's محفوظ return to Antarctica and one to retrieve Private from the leopard seals. But will the Penguins succeed, یا will they end up as رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا for the village?

Well, only three of them almost ended up as dinner, but I digress.

Ever...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Virus Attack’ Part 1/4

posted by NYCPenguins

Virus Attack

It was a beautiful morning in New York. Private and Rico were helping Kowalski with his new invention, in their HQ. Meanwhile, Skipper was in the Lemurs' Habitat, playing cards with Julien. After spending hours to get his new invention, ‘The 3-Dimensional Computer’ done, Kowalski decides to take a break…

Kowalski: "Voila! My new invention, 'The 3-Dimensional Computer'!"
Private: "Well, the wires stuck-out. I can’t fix it!"
Kowalski: "It’s not finished yet, but we’ll need مزید two hours to complete it. With my ‘3-Dimensional Computer’, we can do anything, like Accessing the Internet,...

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Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private... And Craig and Geoff. *Warning Strong Language!*

posted by RustyandJuneP

Chariters:
Skipper
Kowalski
rico
private
Craig Fergurson
Geoff Peterson
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Trans Script:
Kowalski: ارے Skipper, Private Come Check Out What i Found On CBS!
Private: ROBOT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Runs Screming To Bed)
Kowalski: It's a Really Funny دکھائیں it's The Late Late دکھائیں with Craig Furgerson
Skipper: What's Up With the Rob... (Laughs A Lot) That's Pretty Funny.
Craig: "Dear Craig and Geoff, Do آپ Like The Penguins Of Madagascar? Signed RustyandJuneP." Uh, Wow, Uh, Kinda Like Them But The Leader Sucks, Geoff, What's Your Coment On That Show.
Geoff: ارے Skipper, I Had Sex With Your Girlfriend!!!
Audence: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skipper: Rico! Can آپ Do Something For me?
*The اگلے Day*
Craig:It's So Great Having آپ Nicole (She Sits On a Chair, It's Falls*
Craig: Alright, Who's The F***ing Idiot!
Skipper: Aperently آپ Are.
*The End!*

Gender Switch (Chapter 3: Introductions)

posted by AgentJazzy00

So Colonel,Kassie,Richie,Secret and James were heading back to the zoo.Kassie/Kowalski arranged for a کریٹ, کھوکھا to be delivered to the penguins habitat.
------In The Crate-In Afternoon----
"You're stepping on my foot!" "Your Flipper is in my ribcage!" "Eg bleh ug bu!" "Get your head out of my stomach and that's an order!" "Can't...Breath... Lungs...blocked." It was a small crate.Big enough for two penguins,but waaaay too small for five penguins.

"Hey...I...think... we're...almost..there.",said James/Jazzy."He" was right.When the zookeeper put the کریٹ, کھوکھا down and left,the guys came bursting out,gasping...

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Stop the Hating

posted by Penguinangel

Okay, this has been going on for a while now, and with PoM recently losing at the KCA's to Spongebob, it seems like a fresh new wave of hate's spreading over the site. I have to know, why does everyone hate Spongebob so much? It really bugs me, because I know how it feels to have people flaming our spot, and I can guess how it would feel to have people talking about PoM so regularly as a horrible دکھائیں that they hate. In fact, I think some of us see now exactly how it feels.

Yes, he won the KCA. Yes, if it weren't for Spongebob and his millions of شائقین we would most likely have that blimp. But...

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Chemicals React - A Random Poem

posted by Lt_Kowalski

My FIRST ever poem on this site. Please enjoy.. =)

In my lab.... All is quiet..
Not a single sound but the matters of my own thoughts running through my very cerebrum...
My دل pounds with every deep breathe I create...

My very feathers feel a slight chill...Coolness...
The light from the vials laid upon my میز, جدول seem to gleam with a ghostly glow and my eyes, filled with that of Ice Blue irises seem to shimmer with heat..

Chemicals react....react inside my very soul..
The very soul which I was born with...

Chemicals react and all emotions are rolled into one...

Chemicals react when I fulfill the...

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Ester: Part 1

posted by Bluepenguin

Written by: Bluepenguin
Idea and Credit: skipperfan5431

Alice: Ugh, this کریٹ, کھوکھا smells like fish! Disgusting!
Alice hauls a transfer from the Bronx Zoo, mumbling about penguins on the way to the habitat. Rico, Skipper, and Private stand outside in formation.
Private: Ooh! I wonder who's inside the crate!
Skipper: Of course it's a penguin, Private! Why would Alice be putting the transfer in our habitat?
Private: Oh. Maybe a new recruit?
Rico: FRESH MEAT! >:D
Dropping the box lazily besides Private, Alice leaves the transfer. Kowalski pops out from HQ, curious from all the ruckus he heard.
Kowalski:...

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Marlene's Choice Part 1

posted by CoolNala

Part 1 - The Lost Otter
Setting: A قلعہ near the ocean on the Western U.S. Coast.
A King وٹر, اوٹار continues to تلاش for his wife, who suddenly disappeared years پہلے one night.
Unbeknownst to him, she would later bore a pup.
So, our story begins with him talking with his squire.
King Otter: "Oh squire, I have searched for years now, but still my wife... She is yet to be found."
Squire: "Don't give up your highness. There's still hope."
Before the King could answer, a messenger appeared.
Messenger: "Your majesty. I just received some wonderful news."
King Otter: "What is it, Leah (messenger's name)?"...

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Marski-Secrets Part 1

posted by butterfly_song

love is forbidden bitterness...

Meh. I feel like writing one. Don't hurt me!(This is an odd human عملی حکمت version which please don't judge me. I was bored...Also. I tweaked a few things. You'll notice (^^) enjoy I guess (´ﾍ｀；)PS: I don't know what really anyone does in America. Since I live in Japan (´д｀))
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"KOWALSKI!" Skipper busted into Kowalski's room. where Kowalski slept. Skipper ran over and slapped him upside the head. but it was a just a projector.
"Crap! Where is he?"
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"I had an er," Kowalski walked along side of Marlene "an extatic time with you... It was..."...

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A پینگوئن, پیںگان Love Story part 3

posted by Shadowpenguin

Pluma was laying in her bed, thinking. Skipper didn't دکھائیں her one of the habitats. Why? She hopped out of بستر and shook Skipper. "Skipper! Wake up!" Pluma hissed. Skipper shook his head and got up. "Wha-is there an enemy attacking?"

Pluma shook her head. "Can آپ دکھائیں me that one place آپ didn't دکھائیں me?" She asked. Skipper's eyes bulged. "THAT one?" He shook his head."Negative," Pluma frowned. "And why not?" Skipper looked unconformable. At last, he threw his flippers up in defeat. "Alright! I'll do it...."
Pluma smiled.

King Julien cracked his finger knuckles. Then his neck and legs. "Maurice,...

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A پینگوئن, پیںگان Love Story part 2

posted by Shadowpenguin

"This is the وٹر, اوٹار habitat, ہوم to Marlene the otter," Skipper gestured to Marlene's place. "Nice slide," Pluma commented. Skipper rubbed is chin thoughtfully. "Yeah, آپ could say that about-"
"Hey, Skipper! What's up?" Marlene hopped down from the enclosure wall. She was about to اقدام toward Skipper when she saw Pluma holding hands with him.

Marlene stared for a few moments. "Skipper? WHO. IS. THIS?" She asked through clenched teeth, holding down her anger. "This," Skipper gestured to Pluma, not seeming to notice Marlene's hostile glare. "is Pluma," Pluma waved and smiled. Marlene scowled...

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Why Penguins of Madagascar is the greases دکھائیں ever!

posted by Metallica1147

Why Penguins of Madagascar is the greases دکھائیں ever!

Hello POM fans, now some of آپ people know me, and some of آپ don’t so let me induce myself. I’m Metallica1147, a big POM fan, and a huge Metallica پرستار J now I know that the Spongebob شائقین where supposed to write this since we won the پرستار fiction contest, but I don’t think they will so I deiced to make my own مضمون of why this دکھائیں is so great. After آپ read this, if آپ feel there was something I didn’t say in this article, and آپ think its important feel free to put in a تبصرہ what it was.

Why...

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Taken (chapter 1)

posted by KowalskiGirl345

k:kowalski r:rico s:skipper m:marlene

K: Yo, Rico, our دکھائیں is about to come on!
R: Oky Doky!
( 10 minuites later)
K: Come on, what is taking so dang long?
R: Shut up, I comin!
K: Ok, but آپ beter hery up, یا I will eat all the popcorn!
R: POPCORN!( he ran to Kowalski)
K: About time!
R: Shush!
( 2 minuties later)
K: Wait a sec, weres Skipper and Private?
R: Shh!
K: Well escuse me, I will find out my self!
R: Shhhh!
K: Rico, sometimes آپ can be very rude when it comes to your shows!
R: Nuh uh!
K: yes آپ do, آپ always....
S: Whats going on in here?
K: Nothing, Skipper.
S: Oh, ok... ooo popcorn!
K: Well, weres...

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Phantom of the Opera Part 12

posted by KowalskiTheLich

Skipper reluctantly climbed up the ladder, staring at the other two jealously (they had fallen asleep before he had even gotten to the سب, سب سے اوپر of the ladder). He was so distracted سے طرف کی making nasty faces at them that he nearly slipped and fell off. After he regained his balance, he decided it was best to concentrate on climbing.

He popped out of the hole and into the پینگوئن, پیںگان habitat, and immediately shivered. It was a very cold night and even though he was a penguin, he seemed to have little tolerance for the cold, presumably because he had been born and raised in warmer temperatures (see ‘Tagged’...

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A doll can't love: Chapter 3

posted by skipperluvs

Chapter 3

“Unacceptable.” Skipper’s firm words crawled around the habitat like a monster searching for their deepest secrets. Skipper flippers where crossed over his chest and a scowl on his face, pointing towards Rico.

Rico sat with a deep frown on his face, his head lowered and his feet dangling while he sat on سب, سب سے اوپر of the concrete block. Skipper’s shadow seemed to tower over his own body, and made him feel quite small, compared to his leader, even if it was the other way around.

“But, Skippa. What did Rico do? He was just painting with Marlene, is all.” Private began defending...