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Give Me a Break...

added by Lt_Kowalski

Source: Kowalski Malkowicz

The عنوان says it all...And me loving candy....I thought I'd go with a famous brand heheh..

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penguins of madagascar

kowalski

پینگوئن, پیںگان

picture

madagascar

candy

chocolate

Skilene17, iloveprivate and 7 others like this

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Colonelpenguin Okay shh.... I'm not going to steal it or sneak up on you

AgentJazzy00 Chocoholics!!! :D ...why do you have an OLD Kit Kat Bar? XD any ways IT'S MINE NOW! *tackles you*

Metallica1147 KIT KAT! 8D *Steals it and run* I DON'T OWE YOU ANOTHER ONE KOWALSKI! XD

thespikedturtle OMG! It's only 69 cents, what a steal!!! PARTY!

skipperfan5431 O.O............Nooooo!!!! TOO MANY PEOPLE WANT DAT CANDY BAR!!!!!!! *grabs from Brandon and takes a bite* NOM NOM NOM!!!! DELICIOUSSSSS..............>:D

SPKR689 XD i just love your face!

carsfan KITKATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIMMY GIMMY GIMMY!!!! I LOVE THOSE BARS! I ALSO LOVE COFFE CRISPE! mmmmmmmmmmmm...... coffe crispe!.... lol

Ninja-Penguin *Swallows it whole, starts choking*

mixmaster15 Hahaha! You have no idea how much awesome this looks! I guess this is why we have candy fore. To lick it. (=D

amiraPOMvers KITKAT!I WANT!GIMME! but,kowalski,don't forget to open the platic before you lick it.... hihihihi

KJBiggestFan Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar! :D No, really. I want one.

shadowcharmer :/ *eats a fish* :\

xDark_Angelx ...It looks like you're licking the wrapper. XD

67Dodge *does the heimlich manuver on ninja-penguin and Kitkat comes out, runs of with it* Wunderbar!!! ^^

Lt_Kowalski Daannke freund!

AgentJazzy00 ^What does that mean?...Eh,*tackles Richard* MINE!!! >:D

Lt_Kowalski I was speaking to 67Dodge. It is German. =)

AgentJazzy00 ^Oh...*google translates it* OH!...It's mine now >:D

VampirezLuvluv dear heavens Lt how do you do it? and tht chocolate bar your holding is my favorite. can i steal a piece?

Ninja-Penguin 67Dodge, are you really going to eat that!?

shadowcharmer ooooh *steals it and eats whole* :D

Ninja-Penguin @L_Kowalski Do you mean Danke Freund? (Thanks Friend)

Lt_Kowalski Yes I do Ninja-Penguin. Heh. My bad...

iloveprivate XD! That's hilarious!!!

Gumball17 *heimlichs shadowcharmer and steals it for myself* MINE!!! *charges away like a football player*

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Jiggles...THE HUMAN? (a POM fanfic)

posted by mostar1219

Skipper, Rico, Private, Mastique, and David are playing cards and occupying their time in different ways while Kowalski and I are working in the lab.
P: Man, Kowalski and Monique have been in there for 3 hours now.
Mastique: Seems like their definitely working on something important.
S: (sarcastically) Yea, "working".
David: What are آپ saying, Skipper?
S: Oh, nothing, David, just the fact that they might be saying that they're working when they are actually making out.
Mastique: Why would آپ think they're making out?
S: My gut says they are probably messing around in there. (Kowalski and I come...

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A Girl in Charge - 1

posted by SummerPoM

"Come on, we have to get those fish!", Skipper کہا to the other penguins. "We are almost there!"
"But Skipper!" Kowalski said. "The truck will be gone before we get to it!"
"So we don't have much time." Skipper said. "At 3! 1 ... 2 ... 3!" The truck began to اقدام مچھلی just as they reached it. I mean ... just Skipper.
"Skipper, jump!" Private cried, seeing Skipper holding in the bumper of a moving truck. "Quick!"
Skipper insisted, and still trying to open the truck door, he fell right in the hot asphalt of New York, wounded.

"Wow, where is that پینگوئن, پیںگان was burning like this?" Alice said. "Never...

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An Original Parody

posted by beastialmoon

[b] Let me make this clear, this is a PARODY of all the crazy amounts of OC's on this site. If I missed your OC, sorry. I did the best I could. [b]

Skipper and Marlene were walking in the zoo one day. A brown وٹر, اوٹار ran سے طرف کی in the direction of the Lemur's habitat. "Hi, Brandon!" Skipper called him out. Brandon yelled hi, not once looking back. Skipper and Marlene kept on walking. Four little animals were running in a straight line behind him.

“Eggy, Peanut, Marshal, Buttons…” Marlene counted. Skipper looked over to her.

“I’m going to get some of Private’s Love Smoothies out of the HQ.”...

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Mad scientist (part 2)

posted by chaos-ice

Skipper stood up and went to Private. “Wake up soldier” He slaps Private on the face and Private is now conscious. “Boys get up on your feet. We got some work to do.” The penguins slide their way outside and went to the HQ.

There they saw Kowalski holding his uncompleted Life Generating Device. They tried to stop him from getting away. While the others are fighting, Skipper noticed a piece of paper on the ground; it’s the same paper Kowalski is holding a while ago. He picked up the paper and read it. He was shocked when he read the content of the paper; it’s a letter from Dr. Blowhole...

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Gender Switch (Chapter 6:PLAY BALL)

posted by AgentJazzy00

Hmmm,looks like nobody read chapter 5.Eh,I'll just continue writing this.XD
________________________________________________________________________

As the penguins were getting ready,it took a while.Cause,well,There was only 2 girl stalls for 4 "girls".Katie had to explain some stuff to James.James had to explain some stuff to Secret.

And James insisted that "he" HAD to have an LA Dodgers baseball cap.That caused them to look in "Lost and Found".After they found it,they headed for the Otter's Habitat.
---Otter Habitat-------
"Sooo,why are we here again?",asked James as they we're jumping over the...

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It. Chapter 4: The Scrapbook

posted by 67Dodge

"How do we kill it then?" asked Skipper. "By my calculations, since Pennywise, It, is an evil entity and not a human being, we can't kill him with guns یا bombs, so Rico's weapons will be useless," کہا Kowalski. "Awwww!!" sighed Rico and Skipper in unison. "Stop whining, we can still kill it in some way, according to the Schlector-Schneiben theory on fiends and entities, any entity with the power to change into anything it's victims are most afraid of, can be killed when in it's true form with a گوفن, جھلانا and silver rock," کہا Kowalski, flipping through his 55th book on Myths and Urban legends....

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Courage and a Cup of Coffee (5)

posted by Icicle1penguin

Icicle's Log
1400 hrs.

Everyone waited for Tank's reaction when he busted that door down with that bat anf found that Skipper wasn't in the bathroom...

Disappointed. He felt disappointed at the fact that he didn't get to humiliate Skipper with a rude prank.

<*>

"Well that sucks," کہا Tank. "I thought I was going to get back at him for pulling all those pranks on his teammates. He was a real prank king, ya know. One of the reasons why he's my پسندیدہ student...and also why I hated him."

"You don't say," کہا Kowalski. "I guess he isn't here right now! Well that's too bad. Don't worry, we'll...

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Operation: ہوم Sweet ہوم (Chapter 1 of 5)

posted by SJF_Penguin2

OPERATION: ہوم SWEET HOME
CHAPTER ONE
~ Prologue: The Promise ~

Four months earlier, Skipper, then alone on سب, سب سے اوپر of the پینگوئن, پیںگان habitat’s platform, was taking a break from smiling and waving at zoo visitors when there was a lull in the crowd. It was at that time when Marlene came سے طرف کی unexpectedly and approached him with a request.

“Skipper, I need آپ to promise me something,” she کہا as she walked up to him.

“What do آپ need?” Skipper asked.

“Most of my life I spent in California, and I had some great times there, but I believe I’ve finally found my place here,” she said. “I really...

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Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 11)

posted by knocktimerico

Private stirred quietly on the میز, جدول he was lying on, his eyes lids slowly lifting, allowing light to pour into his pupils. He searched around the HQ for a moment and saw Kowalski sitting down reading the newest edition of Science Magazine, writing furiously as he read.

Rico and Skipper were no where to be found.

Finally the pain from his wounds hit him like a ton of bricks.

His head began to throb. He placed his good flipper on his head and let out a soft moan, “Oww…my head.”

Kowalski quickly snapped his attention to the young penguin. “Private? You’re awake! Don’t try and اقدام much,...

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A doll can't love: Chapter 6

posted by skipperluvs

Chapter 6

Rico stood silently, as his right eye began twitching a little bit. His nervousness was acting up again. He couldn’t help it, it just happened when major events that would probably impact his life happened, such as the one that he stood before at that very moment. Marlene had a fake smile plastered on her face, tightly gripping Rico’s flipper, and getting tighter سے طرف کی the second.

“HE’S A PENGUIN!” Richard busted out laughing as he pointed at Rico’s flawless مالٹا, نارنگی beak and scampered his fingers through a couple of the feathers on the flipper Marlene wasn’t squeezing.

“Yeah…he...

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A doll can't love: Chapter 4

posted by skipperluvs

Chapter 4

It was a bright Sunday morning. The blue sky was clear and looked like a great ocean of baby blue. The birds chirped in beautiful melodies that sounded like a beautiful violin orchestra because of the high pitched voices. The breeze seemed to whisper as it whistled through the trees. But that morning wasn’t beautiful.

Skipper was on the platform, waiting for Kowalski to get home, himself grinning because he knew his friend would always take his side, and Private smiling because he was excited to see him. Rico, however, sat in the corner of the HQ looking around the room and had his...

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Mamihlapinatapei (Chapter 3)

posted by knocktimerico

Unknown Confession

Skipper stood in the doorway, shocked at what he had just seen.

Was…was that a painting of…of ME?! He thought to himself, still not believing his own two eyes.

“Nah that wasn’t me, it was probably just a پینگوئن, پیںگان from her old aquarium.” He کہا to himself as he waddled out of Marlene’s habitat.

“Yea that’s what it was, just an old friend of hers that just happens to look like me.” Skipper continued, smiling as he tried desperately to convince himself that he had not just seen a painting of himself in Marlene’s habitat.

He کبوتر to the ground and slid on his belly...

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A Space Squid!

added by Rikopriski

Source: Operation Swap-Panzee

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Creepy Mort

added by Flummy

We're Still Here

posted by mostar1219

Heyllo, fanguins. Listen, I've been thinking a bit. I know a good amount of us have moved on beyond being fanguins (definitely have myself onto the youtube fandom), yet we still haven't forgotten that being fanguins was our thing. I was thinking, if some are still able to on youtube, maybe we can all make our own fanguin related ویڈیوز to put in a big playlist to دکھائیں that we are still here, maybe kinda like a digital time capsule sort of thing. Since the Penguinfest thing crumbled before it could even begin, this could be like a way for us to still reconnect. So, what do آپ guys think if آپ can make sense of it?

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ڈن, اڑانا ڈن, اڑانا ڈن, اڑانا ڈن, اڑانا ڈن, اڑانا dun, Zzz! ڈن, اڑانا dun!

added by AnxiousSoul

Source: Break-Speare

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 8: Jealous Much?

posted by peacebaby7

“Jealous Much?”
March 04, 2014

    “Hey, guys,” Marlene started as she entered the پینگوئن, پیںگان HQ, looking around. “Where’s Kowalski?”

    “In his lab,” Skipper answered. “What brings آپ here?”

    Marlene held up an abacus. “I believe I found Kowalski’s abacus. I thought he’d want it back,” she said.

    “Oh, finally! He’s been going crazy looking for that thing!” Skipper said. “Like I said, he’s in his lab.”

    “He won’t mind me walking in on him?” Marlene...

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 7: What آپ Mean To Me

posted by peacebaby7

“What آپ Mean To Me”
January 26, 2014

    “I raise آپ all my herring,” Marlene said, pushing her last four herring to the center of the table.

    Skipper eyed her with a smile. “My, the stakes are getting high. I’ll see your herring, and I’ll raise آپ three سامن, سالمن . . . and a kiss,” he کہا with a sly smile.

    Marlene gently bit her lip. “Full house,” she said, setting down her three Kings and two Fours.

    Skipper grinned and laid down his cards. “Straight Flush,” he کہا triumphantly....

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Goes Crazy.

added by Myopie

Source: Pizap (Meme)

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LOTS of new info about the movie

posted by mouseandowl

I went on amazon.com and found a Novelization of the movie to pre-order.

link

Here is the plot:
When Private gets kidnapped, it's up to the other penguins to save him from the dastardly Dr. Octavius Brine. But can Skipper, Kowalski, and Rico get him before Dr. Octavius Brine uses his "Medusa Serum" and steals the cuteness from all the penguins in the world?

And there آپ go, the plot of the movie! I don't know when North Wind gets involved, though.