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kowalski

پینگوئن, پیںگان

Merkura, Private1sCut3 and 6 others like this

Zelda4Efas RABID PENGUIN ALERT! Save yourself maguffium (I think)

SaturdaySurpris Someone told me that Kowalski was made out of Chocolate

Matchmaker11 Run for your lives!!! There's a cannibal penguin on the loose!!!! *gasp* Save Kowalski!

Lt_Kowalski PRIVATE!! I had NO idea what he was doing there!

quasomeness How to control angry Private: *insert Skipper joke here*

carsfan O_O Im listening to "Canibal" by Kesha... It fits...

ILUVKOWALSKI Kowalski looks frozen to the spot! XD

krazy4kowalski I apoligize in advance: I had to say this. NOM NOM NOM!!!

iloveprivate In the episode, Private is trying to get the purple beaker from Kowalski, who can either destroy or save the world with a Time Machine. I'm just telling you if you didn't know.

Lt_Kowalski He's gone cannibal..

BenedettaandKo You're right! I wasn't expecting that from Private

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Return of the Blowhole: Chapter 6: The تاریخ

posted by Metallica1147

Author's Note: Sorry for the wait everyone. School and family issues are holding me back from writing this story. But I at lease I'm working on this when I can! Sorry everyone. Thos story will go on.

Chapter 6: The Date

Later that night Blowhole was almost ready for his تاریخ with Nori. Both Brandon and Marlene was helping him getting ready.

"So am I finally ready for me date?" asked Blowhole.

"Almost," کہا Marlene, "Just one مزید thing."

"And what might that be?"

"A black rose for Nori." کہا Brandon.

"What happen to the red rose?"

"Red roses are so overrated, Marlene, its all about black!"

"Fine,...

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The Story I Made In 20 منٹ

posted by ___Sophie___

Weird story

Kowalski: Aww….
Me: i know what will cure that frown.
Private: Finally! I am not winkied anymore..
Kowalski: What?! (sniffles)
Me: Let's make a new science experiment!!
Skipper: Oh no! Let me slap آپ with this FISH!!
Kowalski: Ahhh!!! (runs)
Skipper: What are آپ looking at?
Me: Nuuthing…..why are آپ looking at me with that glare on your face?
Skipper: I’m also gonna slap آپ with this مچھلی if I’m done with Kowalski….
Me: What!?!

Me and Kowalski flees away…..

Me: Ok that didn't work! I'll just go with Rico instead. ارے Rico!

Approaches Rico…

Rico! Wha?
Me: Want to شامل میں me in my...

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The Deadly مثلث - [4]

posted by SummerPoM

Chapter 4 - Again

The same day, later.

All members were packing.
Their luggage contained enough for a few days. All bags had survival kit. But nothing was enough for survive in an island.
"Are آپ all ready?", Skipper asked cheerfully.
"YEAH!!", all people said.
"NO!!", Kowalski shouted.
"Why, soldier?", Skipper asked.
"I have a device that communicates and connects us to each other. It will help us."
"A Walkie-Talkie?", Private suggested.
"Yes", Kowalski sighed as he handed the walkie-talkies to everyone. "A Walkie-Talkie".
"Okay, are آپ ready now?", Skipper asked again.
"YEEEAH!!", all said.
"So here...

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It. Chapter 15: It's true form.

posted by 67Dodge

"Okay Pennywise!! دکھائیں yourself now!!" yelled Maurice. A cough emerged and a fog with the image of Pennywise appeared there. "Hey there Skipper, can't find your best friend?" asked Pennywise. "Marlene? Of course آپ dumbass!! We lost her to you!!" yelled Skipper. "Oh that's sad, very sad indeed, but you're in luck, cause I happen to know, where Marlene is," کہا Pennywise with a grin on his face. "Then where is she?! I think you're lying!!" yelled Kowalski. "Let's see if Marlene here thinks I'm lying, Marlene, am I lying?" کہا Pennywise, holding Marlene, who was limp and non-responsive. He...

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سٹار, ستارہ pengs ch 3: سٹار, ستارہ lover

posted by andresandru

The four entered with The Comander to an arena that was very large, it was al gray, the floor was divided in squares, just then the Comander stopped and turned around there he pulled out a gray cilinder with some black dots on it, he then pressed a button, and two large concrete blocks appeared, he then spoke

"I'll teach آپ how to use the plasma saber's power so well, that آپ will do this, blindfolded!" the Comander said, he then put a vend infront of his yes, and jumped and broke with one slice the two concrete blocks

"wooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!" they all said

"her have yours!" the Comander...

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Mrs Yellymertington chp1: first Denmark, now Brazil?!

posted by andresandru

Skipper and he's team were preparing for a big race, they just found a new, manlier car, this was a race between Skipper and Private, if Private won, he would be accended to a higher rank, if skipper won, he would make Private a Private again, they were in the line to begin, while in the sits where the animals espectated Mandy and Marlene had a discussion

"I bet 10 fishes that my lovely Private wil win!" Mandy told to Marlene

"I bet 10 fishes that skippy wins!" Marlene continued with the bet

"deal!" the both shouted

While in the road...

"ready gentlepengs!" kowalski shouted

"in your marks..."

"get...

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a coup of knifes ch2: where the heck is Private?!

posted by andresandru

::skipper view::

I was mad at what Private did, but not as much to do whatI did, I went out to apologize to him, but I didn't found him, instead I heard his voice

"HEEEEELP, ANYONE, HEEEELP!!!!" I heard

"Fast team, go, go,go, go, go!" I shouted to my team

WE passed running, but I forgot an important thing: Alice, she had heard the terrible squeak and was running to see what happened

"Rico!" I shouted to him, he knew what to do, he regurgitated a small gun, it had a special powder that made people go uncouncious, but then I realised something, she wasn't going for private, she was rushing... to the...

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It. Chapter 3: Oh God, the Fortune Cookies...

posted by 67Dodge

After another somber دن at Central Park they had finally saw all the guests leave the zoo as usual. Skipper and his team haven't seen any sign of Pennywise all day, so they assumed the coast was clear. So they decided to go to Marlene's place to eat Chinese food. When the Penguins dialed the restaurant for an order, they got into their disguise and took their meal from the delivery man, and paid him as usual. As soon as the delivery man left, Skipper and his team got out the costume and headed to the zoo. "Alright now, we have to find a way to prove if Pennywise is responsible for the bloody...

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When Eyes Meet-Chapter 4

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 4

Private and Marlene paused and looked at Skipper. He saw the whole thing, he now knew about their secret love.

"Private. Explain, NOW!" Skipper barked.

"Skippa! It's hard to say this…but…" Private was too nervous to say anything.

"But what?" Skipper asked with his flippers folded.

"It's just that…" Private stopped mid-sentence.

"Me and Private love each other." Marlene کہا bluntly.

Skipper couldn't believe his eyes. Private was too young. He couldn't believe his eyes.

"Private…you can't love Marlene. She's too older than you." Skipper said.

"Excuse me?" Marlene said.

"Skippa! I'm not...

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The Blood Night Chapter 9: Beneath the ribbon

posted by 67Dodge

"Skippy, I'm sorry when I have to do this, آپ won't love me any less if I reveal what's behind this ribbon for me to escape, right?" asked Lilly. "Not a bit love, do what آپ need to do to help others," کہا Skipper. "Are آپ so sure? What if آپ hate me?" asked Lilly. " I won't, I promise Lilly," کہا Skipper reassuringly. Lilly then quickly kissed Skipper and began to tug at the knot. She started undoing the first knot and she tried to hold back tears of shame at herself for دکھانا Skipper her secret. She had succesfully undid the first knot on her ہار and felt ashamed further still....

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The Blood Night Chapter 7: Dr. Murdoch

posted by 67Dodge

"What do آپ suppose 'go through the zombie's eye' mean Skippah?" asked Private. "I think it's some actual formation that just LOOKS like a zombie's eye I guess," کہا Skipper. "Well all we know it's southwest and we must find it in order to get to Lord Murdoch's castle," کہا Kowalski. "Lets keep going, it might be bound to be there.....somewhere..." کہا Marlene. Rico then put his flipper in his beak and looked around with his flipper pointed out, sniffing the air, then pointed to a large, drawn-out, دائرے, حلقہ that looked like an eye on the dirt ground. "I think that's it!! It must be the zombie's...

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New friends!- Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

It's a dark night in the Central Park Zoo, and Skipper and the guys are patroling the perimiter of the zoo. "Skipper...can we PLEASE go to bed. Everyone's asleep and nothing is going on!" Lilly asked, her eyes nearly shut. Kowalski and Rico were leaned up against the side of the Rhino habitat, falling asleep. "WAKE UP آپ TWO!" Skipper yelled, causing the two penguins to fall over. Lilly, Skipper and Private began to laugh, when suddenly they heard a loud CRASH!!! "Come on!" Skipper ordered, then he slid twoards the dumpster کی, ڈمپسٹر at the back of the zoo.
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The death forest (The adventure begins)

posted by Colonelpenguin

It was a cold autumn morning and the penguins and I we're bored.
Kowalski:Let's do something
Me:Um... we can play blowing in my house
All:NO!
Me:sesh okay mister Oh.. we're bored do آپ have something better.
All:...
Me:that's what I thought.
Skipper:You know the forest behind us.
Me:There's a forest behind me (saying sarcastically)
Jeremy:there is and whats my name I forgot.
Me:Jeremy retard!
Jeremy:I thought I was Skipper.
Me:(sucker punches him)
Jeremy:Ow Lilly!
Me:I not Lilly I'm Kaitlyn آپ twit!
Jeremy:Oh really.
Me:Yes,really!
Skipper:If we keep on fighting we will be in this house all day!
Rico:FISH!...

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Switcheroo!- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly looked around at the mechanisms of the پاپ کارن, پوپکارن machine, but was unable to figure out how to turn it off. She had seen Kowalski do this kind of stuff hundreds of times, but it never really applied to her! "Help! The delicious salty treats are smothering me!" Julien cried from above. "Hang in there Julien!" Lilly shouted back, trying toget the situation under controll. "Okay,okay. What would Kowalski do?" Lilly muttered to herself as she randomly picked up wires. Then she saw two purple wires connected to two black ones. "Hey. Those wires are similar to the ones Kowalski needs..." Lilly's...

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Harry potter meets PoM part 8

posted by alex356

Me:well that should do it
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اگلے morning
Harry:I am telling آپ someone open the chamber of secrets
Me:and now something is came out of that who knows what it is
Ron:well whatever it is I hope it doesn't came to us
Hermonie:well it can kill people there's 4 people
Me:I think
Hermoime:mrs.Norris,Justin,headless nick,and Colin
Me:but how can nick die if he's already dead
Harry:who knows
Ron:and well-
Skipper:*running/waddle* Harry I don't know who did it but come and see
At the griffindory house
Me:someone who is a griffindory could of came in here no one knows are were ورڈ پاس
Private:I bet they were looking for something
Harry:well they found it Tom Riddle's diary is gone
End of part 8 Guess who stope Tom Riddle's diary

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To all the fanboys on this spot!!!!!

posted by skipperfan5431

Okay. I was recently chatting with someone on this spot (I will not release his name) and he had told me something that I cannot ignore. He told me that some of آپ guys feel discriminated against, and that آپ believe we fangirls want آپ permenantly removed from this spot. I just wanted to publicly state, that this is NOT true!! Just because we make a few harmless jokes here and there, that dosn't mean we want to get rid of you. I personally believe that not all guys are sexist pigs. Now, I hope we can put this little incident behind us. Thank آپ all for your time.

~Lilly~

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Interference Chapter 5: Its رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا time!!!!

posted by 67Dodge

'Well what are آپ gawking at butler?! Go upstairs and fetch the food what do آپ expect me to live on hope?!' yelled Richard, the butler nodded and ran upstairs. 'By the way, your spa appointments for the filthy mammals is in 10 minutes, have a nice day, otter,' کہا Richard, his fishy breath in Marlene's face. 'Aye sir,' coughed Marlene. Richard then walked down a hallway and headed to a door. 'If آپ can kindly follow me,' کہا Richard. Then, after following him down the hall, he opened the door to a large میز, جدول filled with food, Maurice, Kowalski, Rico, Julien, and Mort then ran to the...

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Sugar Rushed (Chap 1, Part 2)

posted by Katie_Kat200

Yay! Moar story! Oh for those who are wondering, Kowalski doesn't get sugar rushed till chapter two... so yeah.... Anyway, I'll shut up and آپ just read :)

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Night had fallen on Central Park Zoo. The other penguins had left on a silly little mission, and Skipper left Kowalski at the HQ. For whatever reason, Kowalski didn't know. He didn't want to try to get into Skipper's mind. He had matters of his own to work on. Kowalski was in his lab alone, trying to experiment some more. He was concentrating...

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You've NEVER done it?- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

AT THE PARK!!!!!!!
"Her!?"--"No.."--"Her!?"--"NO RICO! Good golly man!! I want to تاریخ a PENGUIN!" Rico was trying to help Kowalski find a girlfriend before Skipper and Lilly showed up. Rico already had Juliette, so now all he had to worry about was his best buddy. "Hey boys! Sorry were late. Skipper and I were having a conversation. What did we miss?" Lilly asked as she tossed a frisbee to Kowalski. "Nothing much. Rico is trying to get me a 'girl'." Kowalski respond as he tossed it back. Lilly rolled her eyes and caught the frisbee. "Really? Come on Kowalski. آپ don't have to hook up with...

Christmas part 2

posted by alex333

اگلے morning
Alex: *yawns*
Skipper:*yawns* what ?
Alex: huh?
Skipper and Alex: whoa
Skipper: thats werid
Alex: *laughs* yeah
Private: skippa
Kolwaski: skipper
Rico: skipper!
Skipper: kolwaski , private, Rico
Kolwaski: your awake
Skipper: what happen what دن is it
Private: it's the دن before Christmas
Skipper: IT'S WHAT
Alex: it's what oh my gosh *gets up from the couch*
Kolwaski: oh skipper met a girl oh lalala
Private: maybe it's his lady friend
Skipper: shut it men
Alex:I am back *sits on the سوفی, لٹانا * آپ guys want to see what I got?
The penguins: sure
Justin: Alex !
Alex: آپ guys got to hide...