What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be? 

You Should Travel to Alaska
1) Get a pet wallaby

2) Eat more sushi

4) Study abnormal psychology

5) Get in shape with surfing

Um, okay?

You Should Travel to Greece
1) Get a pet frog

2) Eat more Twizzlers

4) Study cannibal cultures

5) Get in shape with street fighting

You Should Travel to France





1) Get a pet rock

2) Eat more gummy bears

4) Study warrior dancing

5) Get in shape with disco dancing

Huh? I said I want career advancement!