1.Touris:*gets shot with a slingshotin the head*
James:I shot a bull's eye!
Jessie:Or close too it!
Me:........ *starts laughing fit. Ha, bull's-eye, ha, bulseye, ha
Kyle:We have had this VHZ tape for what? Ten years? And NOW آپ decide to laugh?
Me: *laughs*

2.Me:*whatches Lucario and the Mistery of Mew*
Brock:*recites speech about Kid*
Me:OMFG!
Kyle*brother*:....... what?
Me:That speech! I recognise it now! It is the same speech that Brock کہا about that one breeder lady on Scizzor سٹریٹ, گلی (dont ask how i know the street, but not her name)!....... wow, pokemon is becoming so unoriginal....... all they did was change the words ...

3.Durring School dance:
Me:*to self* please dont play. Please dont play.
Teagan:Lexie, is something wrong?
Me:Well do آپ remember how they are using my آئی پوڈ, ipod for the music?
Teagan: Ya.
Me: Well...... I kind of have the pokerap and themesong downloaded on there ......

4.Me:I can't believe Wade Barret would be such a jerk!
Jasmine:But he is being mean to John Cena
Me:I like John Cena!
Levi:*yells over seat* can آپ guys stop yapping about wrestling? I would rather have آپ talking about pokemon again like the good old days.
Me:.... Okay .... so Jasmine. I found this one contestshipping fanart! It was sooooooo cute!
Levi:*moans*

5.Me: And there is also this new girl named "Iris"-
john:Lexie, where do آپ get this shit!?!
Me:Bulbapedia, Serrebi, bulbgarden, mostly fanpop.... OMG! آپ guys should get fanpop!
John: ...... sounds gay
Me:-_- The pokemon club will destroy you....

6.Friend: Texes!
me: *ignores* ...
Friend:Lexie?
Me:Huh, what?
Friend:I was calling you. Your nickname is Texes.
Me: Oh right! Sorry, I kind of answer to Espeon now.
Friend:.....Why?
Me: Well, because I am "Espeongirl360". All of my دوستوں on fanpop call me that. Jeez, stick with the program.
Friend: Well sorry, but i dont spend my tie after school writing research about the generation five pokemon.
Me:-_- i do not research. I write fanfiction, make picks about Misty, and spend ours going through pokemon pictured and videos. Jeez. There is a difference