Disclaimer: This مضمون does not mean یا intend to offend anyone who is serious about religion یا religions. It is merely a point of view.

Hey. So this is God, it's lovely to see آپ all again. I decided to call this emergency meeting of all members of the Church of Polly after I noticed you're all wearing clothes... What's with that!? I didn't give آپ clothes, I put آپ in a lovely garden with trees and bushes and purdy flowers and آپ go make youself clothes!? Meh... Heck, I didn't even give آپ materials!? آپ guys are smarter than I intended...


Well I was thinking to myself, before anything...