Here are some quotes that I like from the movie:

Poot: "Dude, what's up your butt?" Burt: "What did آپ say about my butt?" Frank: "Whatever it is it's sideways..."


Frank: "Dude, she has an سیب, ایپل butt." Poot: "What's an سیب, ایپل butt?"


Haley: "Stop being so nasty, Joanne." Joanne: "It's not called gym-nice-tics."


Coach: "I کہا pointy feet, not pointy words! Pointy words are mouth turds."


Haley: "What, آپ can cry, it doesn't make آپ any less of a man Vicky."


Haley: "Did آپ see that? Can آپ believe it? Poot: "Yeah, are you... totally covered in soda یا what? Haley: Yeah, thanks. Frank: "I'm so pissed...