Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side سے طرف کی side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now آپ understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look آگے to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.
Song (Start at 0:29): link
Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got تقسیم, الگ کریں into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021.
The song fades away at the end of the trailer.
Song: link
Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog is, the leader in پرستار fictions.
Henry: *Stares at the fire, and does nothing*
CIA: *Arriving in helicopters, and Suburbans*
NS Men: *Firing at the Suburbans*
CIA Agents: *Jumping out of the helicopters, and running out of the Suburbans. All equipped with M4 Carbines*
قوس قزح Dash: ارے Applejack? Sean wants آپ to-
Octavia: ooh.
Derpy: What? *sits on torch* Oh my muffins!
ٹٹو 90: *Sees Karl driving his car on two wheels, gets scared, and spins out of control in his Desoto. He hits another car*
ٹٹو 87: *Goes down an embankment, and crashes into a boulder*
Police Pony: *Stops to see if everyone is okay*
Karl: *Passing a Cadillac, nearly getting the left side on the car*
Cadillac Pony: *Stops*
Karl: *Goes down the hill*
Ponies: *Looking at Karl's car*
Karl: *Gets the left side of his car down, and slowly wakes up*
Frank: *Hits Alan*
Alan: Feeling's mutual. *Hits him back*
Both cars kept hitting each other.
Men: *Shooting at Logan*
Logan: *Blocking their shots with his lightsaber*
Three of the men got hit.
Logan: *Turns off his lightsaber, then uses his KH70 blaster to shoot the other man*
Mike: *Arrives* Heeey!
Tie Pilots: *Turning around*
Tom: *Shooting a Tie Fighter*
Harry: Being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off. آپ gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky?
Scorpio: *Fires two bullets, but misses*
Harry: Well do آپ punk?
Jade: *Waiting at Mossberg Station*
Sean: Why are we doing a Christmas episode this early?
Austin: Don't ask me.
Sean: *runs across*
Nazis: *shoot ice*
Bill: *Drives out of the parking lot*
SHP Officers: *Shooting bullets, but miss, hitting buildings Bill drives past*
Con: *getting towards bridge*
کشتی Driver: *Gets past bridge*
Bridge Operator: *lowering bridge*
Con: *gets on bridge* *Using spell to keep engine from derailing* *Lands back on rails*
John: How are آپ sure he's there sir?
Morris: *Shoots at an Officer laying down, using another set of stairs for cover*
Imperial Officer 52: *Returns fire*
Morris: *Stays behind the wall, and returns fire*
Imperial Officer 52: *Gets hit, and dies*
Imperial Trooper 74: *Returns fire*
Colonel Turner: The MC40 they were on crash landed on the planet.
Con: *drives a motorcycle off of a cliff, and is falling towards an airplane*
Sean: *Watching Tails fly his car*
Tails: *Flying high in the air*
Con: I come from the C.I.E. My name is Mane. Con Mane.
Sean: *On a motorcycle, he catches air from riding up a small hill. He lands between two fences.*
Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog is, the leader in پرستار fictions.
Scenes used from Revenge Of The Diesels, Johnny Lightning, Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, 1960, Six Shooters 2, The Bounty Hunter, Trainz, The Battle Of Coruscant, Dirty Harry, Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Grand Galloping Gala, The Challenger, Die And Let Live, Where Eagles Dare, Golden Iris, Life In The Fast Lane, Nightmare Moonraker, Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape.
It was a beautiful دن in Equestria. قوس قزح Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.
Applejack: Well, thanks آپ two for helping out at my farm.
قوس قزح Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
قوس قزح Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if آپ get it on you, آپ can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised آپ didn't wear that farming outfit آپ made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...
Yesterday at Carousel Botique
Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit* Howdy y'all. I'm Rarity, and I'm gonna pretend to be a farmer just to impress this stallion!
Applebloom & Scootaloo: *Laughing*
Sweetie Belle: آپ know, it's actually not easy to see in this thing. I got a better idea. Let's modify it so that it will fit us!
Back at the lunch.
Rarity: And while they were making it shorter, Sweetie Belle somehow ended up setting it on fire.
Applejack: How is that possible?
قوس قزح Dash: Fireplace?
Rarity: Fireplace.
Gilda: *Arrives* ارے قوس قزح Crash. Still hanging out with these lame ponies?
قوس قزح Dash: They're not lame! They're my friends.
Rarity: And her name is قوس قزح Dash.
Gilda: Whatever. I چرا لیا, چوری کی $1,000,000 from this rich stallion in Vanhoover, and got this awesome gem. The owner کہا it had some power, but I don't know what it does. Shall I try it out on you?
قوس قزح Dash: No.
Gilda: Fine. I'll try it out on the three of آپ then. *Uses magic gem*
The gem teleported them into a grassy field. Nothing could be seen except for a faraway mountain, and some trees.
Gilda: Wait a minute.
Applejack: What the hay? *Looking around* Where are we?
Gilda: I don't know. This thing just ended up-
All of a sudden, a message started appearing into the ground.
The user of this gem has challenged آپ to a war. If آپ defeat the user, آپ may go home.
Gilda: Oh, so that's what it does.
Rarity: آپ never knew that until now?
Gilda: Well, the owner barely told me anything about the gem!
Two days ago.
Store owner: Remember, this gem can teleport you, and your enemies to any part of the past. The winner gets to go back into the present, but they have to kill their enemies first.
Now Gilda remembered.
Gilda: Oh. Looks like I remember now. We have to fight each other.
قوس قزح Dash: Fine with me.
British Soldiers: *Arrive* Halt. What are آپ four doing here?
Gilda: Umm....
British Soldier: آپ four are underarrest.
Theme song: link
So the four of them got arrested, and were on a ship in sea.
Gilda: Where are we going?
British Soldier: To the United States of Equestria.
Applejack: What سال is this?
British Soldier: 1745.
Rarity: آپ know what this means?
قوس قزح Dash: We're in medieval times.
STH Productions Presents
Just Be Me
Episode 1: The Three Maresketeers
Based off of the video سے طرف کی AgrolChannel on youtube.
Starring
قوس قزح Dash
applejack کی, اپپلیجاک
and Rarity
Also starring
The ponies
Princess Celestia
Lord Burlington
Arhcer
Silver
Kan Can
Jerry
Pete
Applebloom
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo
Also starring the Griffons
Gilda
Max
Tomtom
Porter
Lucifer
McKing
And Mike
And stop the music.
Applejack, Gilda, قوس قزح Dash, and Rarity were brought into the docks of Ponyville on the ship they were put on.
British Soldier: Now don't come back to our country ever again آپ Equestrian scum.
Rarity: But I'm British too!
British Soldier: *Ignores Rarity* Let's go captain. We got everything we need.
British Captain: *Driving ship out of docks*
Jerry: *Sees Gilda* Griffon!!
Gilda: *Flies away*
Celestia's Soldiers: *Running towards Jerry*
Jerry: She's getting away.
قوس قزح Dash: What's going on?
Jerry: آپ didn't hear? The griffons have waged war against us ponies. Their kingdom is near ours, and we cannot allow them to take any peice of our territory.
Applejack: What happens if they do?
Jerry: We kill them.
Rarity: Nngh. Isn't there a peaceful way to settle this?
Applejack: *Slaps Rarity* No! We have to kill them.
Jerry: *Looking at Applejack* I like your style, but آپ ladies are not allowed to fight.
قوس قزح Dash, Applejack: What?!!?
Rarity: Well, I wouldn't want to fight anyway.
Applejack: Are آپ saying that we're not allowed to fight due to our gender?!
قوس قزح Dash: I've dealt with many stereotypical situations, but this is crazy!
Jerry: I don't make the rules ma'am, آپ have to talk to Princess Celestia about this.
Applejack: Princess Celestia?
Rarity: She banished Princess Luna 800 years ago.
قوس قزح Dash: Oh, right. Take us to her please.
Jerry: If آپ insist.
So Jerry, and a few other soldiers took them to Celestia's قلعہ in Canterlot.
Celestia: How dare those griffons attempt to attack us. They will realize their clumsy decision will give them nothing, but pain.
Soldier 24: Right-o your highness.
Jerry: *Arrives* Princess, visitors.
Celestia: What do they want to talk about?
قوس قزح Dash: Hi Celestia.
Celestia: Who are you?
قوس قزح Dash: آپ mean آپ don't remember?
Applejack: Take it easy Dash. I'm Applejack, this is قوس قزح Dash, and the white unicorn is Rarity.
Celestia: What do آپ want to talk about?
قوس قزح Dash: Why can't mares fight? You're a princess, آپ should be giving us equal rights.
Celestia: It is not my decision on who gets to fight, یا not. آپ must talk to Lord Burlington.
Applejack: Jerry کہا we had to talk to you.
Jerry: Uh.. I forgot?
Celestia: Take them to Lord Burlington.
Jerry: Yes your highness.
Rarity: Lord Burlington?
قوس قزح Dash: I wonder what he's like.
They were soon about to find out.
Lord Burlington: *Sitting in big red chair* What do those griffons have planned?
Pete: We don't know. They could do anything.
Lord Burlington: Then we must warn everypony immediately. If those griffons try to-
Jerry: *Enters room* Sir, three ponies want to talk to you.
Lord Burlington: What do آپ want?
قوس قزح Dash: The three of us want to fight in this war.
Lord Burlington: آپ three? *Laughing* This is an outrage. No mare is capable of fighting.
Rarity: He's right, so why don't we go home?
Lord Burlington: Yes. Go home, and get back to working where آپ belong.
Applejack: Oh yeah? *Grabs axe, and throws it at Lord Burlington*
Lord Burlington: *Ducks, and doesn't get hit from axe. He then sees that it has stuck to his chair* Okay, you're in.
In the Griffon Kingdom, Gilda was meeting other griffons in her army.
Gilda: *Walks into castle* Hello?
Tomtom: Another griffon has arrived sir.
McKing: Ah, hello madam. What can I do for you?
Gilda: I need to شامل میں your army in order to defeat the ponies.
McKing: Well, I don't think that's possible. آپ see-
Gilda: *Choking McKing* Let me join, یا else.
McKing: *Coughing* Okay.
Gilda: That's مزید like it.
McKing: Meet some of my trusted soldiers. Over there is Tomtom.
Tomtom: Hi!
McKing: Over here is Max.
Max: Good دن to آپ ma'am.
McKing: Porter.
Porter: Hello.
Gilda: Aren't آپ a little too fat to be in an army?
Porter: No, that's just so that it'll be difficult for any arrows to kill me. My stomach is so big, that it just reflects every arrow shot towards me.
Gilda: I don't believe you.
Porter: Fine. *Stands up against wall*
Tomtom: *Gives Gilda a bow & arrow*
Porter: Now shoot my stomach.
Gilda: If آپ say so. *Shoots arrow*
The arrow bounced right off of Porter's stomach.
Porter: Need I say more?
Gilda: No. You've convinced me.
McKing: Now if you're done shooting arrows at Porter's stomach, there are two others I want آپ to meet. Lucifer, who is an expert on cannons.
Lucifer: Right-o. If آپ need to know anything about a cannon, ask me.
Gilda: Sure.
McKing: And last, but not least is Mike.
Mike: Hey!
Gilda: Nice to meet you.
Mike: *Holding a toy tommy gun* I'm going to kill you.
McKing: Mike, how many times do I have to tell you, that thing will never work. Nopony would ever want this so called weapon.
Mike: Maybe not now, but they will within two hundred years from now.
McKing: Anything آپ say Mike.
After قوس قزح Dash, Applejack, and Rarity joined Lord Burlington's army, they went to meet other soldiers.
Lord Burlington: What are آپ going to do when we start attacking.
قوس قزح Dash: Just being me.
Applejack: Yup. Same here.
Rarity: Me too.
Lord Burlington: What's that supposed to mean?
قوس قزح Dash: You'll see when we start fighting.
Lord Burlington: Something tells me I don't want to see.
Applejack: We promise, having us in your army will be the greatest decision آپ ever made.
Lord Burlington: Why do I find that hard to believe. Well, here's a few of our soldiers آپ haven't met. Archer here is very skilled with a bow & arrow.
Archer: Nice to meet آپ three. I hope آپ don't plan on joining us anytime soon.
Lord Burlington: Easy Lieutenant. آپ won't be happy with what the مالٹا, نارنگی one plans on doing to آپ if آپ keep criticizing them about being here to help us stop those griffons.
Archer: Sorry sir. Anyway, my name is Archer. If آپ want to know anything about using a bow & arrow, come to me.
قوس قزح Dash: Sure. *Sees golden arrows* That looks awesome.
Archer: آپ like that? I'll make some for آپ if you'd like.
قوس قزح Dash: Yeah.
Applejack: *Sees Archer's eyes* How did your eyes become like that?
Archer: Long story, but to make it short, I killed a changeling when it bit my leg.
Lord Burlington: Okay ladies, follow me this way.
قوس قزح Dash, Applejack, and Rarity: *Following Lord Burlington*
Lord Burlington: We have another expert named Silver. He's an expert on armor.
Rarity: *Giggling*
Lord Burlington: What's so funny?
Rarity: I have a friend who has a brother named Shining Armor.
Lord Burlington: That sounds like a stupid name. Hopefully, he doesn't get married to a princess.
Silver: *Walks over* The expert on armor that the lord was talking about is me.
Rarity: *Falling in love with Silver*
Applejack: Uh oh.
قوس قزح Dash: آپ remember what happened last time Rarity fell in love with a stallion?
Applejack: Ngh. Don't remind me. She did the same thing to Big Macintosh.
قوس قزح Dash: Ew.
Rarity: I heard آپ two!
Lord Burlington: Ladies, follow me.
The four of them went to see the expert on cannons, Kan Can.
Lord Burlington: Kan Can, stop working on that blasted weapon, and come to me.
Kan Can: *Under a cannon* Sorry sir, unfortunately, I got something in my eyes while working on this thing, and I can't see.
Lord Burlington: Just follow my voice.
Kan Can: Okay. *Bangs head on cannon*
Lord Burlington: You'll have to excuse him. He's a little... Clumsy.
قوس قزح Dash: And آپ thought we wouldn't be good soldiers.
Applejack: *Notices that Kan Can has no tail* I don't trust him.
Rarity: Whyever not?
Applejack: He has no tail. Never trus-
قوس قزح Dash: *Covers Applejack's mouth* Okay, remember what happened last time آپ کہا that?
Applejack: I lost my tail, and everypony made fun of me. Nopony ever lets me forget that.
Lord Burlington: And that's it. Welcome, and I hope آپ three enjoy working in my army.
But Rarity was still annoyed about قوس قزح Dash, and applejack کی, اپپلیجاک with talking about her behind her back. She had plans to find out why they did so.
That night, while everypony was asleep, Rarity was thinking about how to find out why قوس قزح Dash, and applejack کی, اپپلیجاک were talking about her behind her back.
Rarity: Hmm, I can't think of anything. They just talked about me falling in love with Sliver, and probably... doing Rule 34 related stuff to him, but I don't care, that's just me. Wait a minute, I got it! They think I'm a Rule 34 addict, and that's why they were talking behind my back. *Goes out of her room to find قوس قزح Dash, and Applejack*
اگلے morning, Princess Celestia was having breakfast, when Lord Burlington arrived.
Lord Burlington: Princess, those three mares are not here.
Celestia: What do آپ mean?
Lord Burlington: They left! I knew they weren't good enough to be in this army.
Celestia: Perhaps they left to get مزید supplies.
But they didn't. While قوس قزح Dash, and applejack کی, اپپلیجاک were sleeping, Rarity kidnapped them, and put them in a nearby tower.
قوس قزح Dash: *Wakes up* I'm feeling happy today, and- *Notices she's in a bag with Applejack* AJ? Wake up!
Applejack: *Wakes up* Is it time to collect apples? I'm on it Big Mac.
قوس قزح Dash: No! It's me قوس قزح Dash. We're stuck together in a bag, and I don't know why.
Applejack: *Realizes she is in a terrible situation* Why are we in a bag?
Rarity: Because I put آپ in there.
قوس قزح Dash: Why?
Rarity: Because آپ کہا bad things about me behind my back. What were they?
Applejack: It was nothing.
قوس قزح Dash: We were just talking about how آپ were going to mas-
Applejack: *Slaps قوس قزح Dash* Not here. We'll get punished for saying things like that.
قوس قزح Dash: Then let's get out of here.
Applejack: But we have to kill Gilda first.
قوس قزح Dash: Why don't we kill Rarity first?
Applejack: Well. Now that آپ think about it...
Rarity: oh no.
Applejack: She did tie us up into this bag for no reason, so let's kill her.
Rarity: No! *Teleports from tower to ground*
The other two ponies got out of the bag, and looked for Rarity.
قوس قزح Dash: She's gone.
Applejack: It's all your fault!
قوس قزح Dash: My fault? I was literally the only one trying to get us out!
Applejack: I helped!
قوس قزح Dash: Barely! *Flies out of tower, and goes to another tower*
Rarity: قوس قزح Dash, what are آپ doing?
Applejack: *Shoots arrow at قوس قزح Dash*
The arrow hit the wall, and was stuck between two bricks.
قوس قزح Dash: Nice try Applejackass! *Shoots میں تپ, تپ at Applejack*
Applejack: *Ducks* آپ missed!
Rarity: I must stop them. *Sees another tower, then runs into it* I must stop them before they kill each other.
قوس قزح Dash, and applejack کی, اپپلیجاک were now shooting flaming arrows at each other.
قوس قزح Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming arrow at the same time*
قوس قزح Dash: Stop making your arrow hit my arrow!
Applejack: I will when آپ stop!
قوس قزح Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming arrow at the same time*
Rarity: *Gets to the سب, سب سے اوپر of her tower, and sees fight* They're not even hitting each other. *Grabs cannon*
قوس قزح Dash: Hey, Rarity's pointing a میں تپ, تپ at us!
Applejack: Us? She's pointing it at me! *Shoots flaming arrow at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the arrow into a shiny fork* A few more, and then I can have a lovely dinner.
قوس قزح Dash: *Shoots flaming arrow at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the arrow into a shiny spoon* One مزید arrow please. I insist!
قوس قزح Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming arrow at Rarity at the same time*
Rarity: *Stops both arrows, and turns both of them into a shiny plate* Are آپ finished?
And so, they stopped fighting, and walked back to Celestia's castle.
After قوس قزح Dash, Applejack, and Rarity fought each other, they went back to Celestia's castle.
Celestia: What happened?
Lord Burlington: Where did آپ three go?
قوس قزح Dash: Rarity kidnapped us for no reason.
Rarity: My reason, was because آپ were talking about me behind my back.
Applejack: That's a dumb reason.
Lord Burlington: I agree with the مالٹا, نارنگی one.
Rarity: Why? Doesn't anyone agree with me?
Applejack: آپ planned on doing something horrible to Silver.
Lord Burlington: What did she have planned?
Rarity: Nothing.
قوس قزح Dash: Oh آپ had something planned alright. What was it?
Rarity: Nnnnhhhh. Something related to innapropriate material that isn't allowed to be mentioned, but is being mentioned anyway, because I'm a Sex Addict!
Celestia, and Lord Burlington's mouth dropped open, and fell on the floor.
Rarity: Oh shit.
Celestia: She's a sex addict?
قوس قزح Dash: We prefer the term rule 34. Now, let us talk to Rarity alone.
Celestia, & Lord Burlington: *Leaving the room*
Applejack: Okay, they're gone.
قوس قزح Dash: What the fuck were آپ thinking?
Rarity: I was nervous!
Applejack: Don't آپ realize that they could execute آپ for being addicted to sex?
Rarity: No. *Thinking* Oh, right. We're in mideival times.
قوس قزح Dash: And we're stuck in mideival times, until we kill Gilda. Now, we can't do that if آپ get us executed for being a rule 34 addict.
Rarity: I'm the one being executed, not you.
Applejack: Let's just get this over with.
Celestia: *Returns* I heard the entire conversation.
قوس قزح Dash: آپ did?
Applejack: But آپ were-
Celestia: In another room with Lord Burlington, yes I know. So you're from the future, and can't get back there until آپ kill this griffon named Gilda. Is that correct?
قوس قزح Dash: Yeah.
Celestia: Then I will explain everything to Lord Burlington, and the both of us will help.
Rarity: Thank you.
Celestia: No problem.
Things seemed to be getting easier for Applejack, قوس قزح Dash, and Rarity. But the fight was about to start soon.
Everypony at Celestia's قلعہ was ready for the fight, as the Griffons were getting close to attacking them.
Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting میں تپ, تپ ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
قوس قزح Dash: At least آپ got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it آپ three کہا آپ were going to do to win this war?
قوس قزح Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're ہے رہا ہو لوڈ the catapults sir.
Lord Burlington: آگ کے, آگ the cannons!
Ponies: *Shooting cannons*
Griffons: They're firing cannons at us!
Gilda: Shoot those rocks at them.
Griffons: *Shooting rocks with catapults*
Some of the rocks were hitting some of the bombs shot سے طرف کی cannons, and a few mid air explosions occurred.
Archer: With your permission, my archery team will take them down.
Lord Burlington: Archers, ready.
Archer, and other ponies carrying bow & arrows: *Readying bows*
Lord Burlington: Aim.
Archery Ponies: *Pulling back arrows*
Lord Burlington: Fire!
Archery Ponies: *Firing arrows at griffons*
قوس قزح Dash: What about us?
Lord Burlington: آپ three must put on armor, get a sword, and shield.
Rarity: Are we... *Gulp* Fighting them out there?
Lord Burlington: Yes آپ are Miss. I love mas*****ting to stallions I barely know. Get out there.
Applejack: Let's do this.
So the three ponies went to get what they needed.
Griffon 4: *Gets killed سے طرف کی arrow*
Gilda: Use your shield آپ careless saps!
Griffons: She's right. Use the shields.
Tomtom: You're a good leader.
Gilda: Yeah, I know.
McKing: Ma'am, we're getting مزید casualties.
Gilda: How is this possible? We should be winning.
Tomtom: Maybe, because we're outnumbered.
McKing: Hey, you're right. Where's Mike?
Lucifer: I don't see him.
Mike was at their castle, modifying his toy tommy gun.
Mike: Yes. This is good. Now I'll دکھائیں the others that I mean business with this. Look out everypony. *Grabs toy tommygun* I'm going to kill you.
Back at the battle.
قوس قزح Dash: This is gonna be so awesome.
Rarity: Awesome? We're going to die.
Applejack: No we're not. We're going to win.
قوس قزح Dash: Charge! *Charges towards Griffons*
applejack کی, اپپلیجاک & Rarity: *Following قوس قزح Dash*
Gilda: There they are.
McKing: Shoot them.
Griffons: *Shooting arrows at قوس قزح Dash, Applejack, and Rarity* It's not working. Our arrows keep hitting their armor.
Porter: They're not even slowing down.
قوس قزح Dash: *Raises sword* Yeah!!
Gilda: Oh god.
قوس قزح Dash: *Stabs Porter's stomach*
Porter: *Feels sword hit stomach*
قوس قزح Dash: Wait a minute.. *Gets sent flying backwards due to the impact on Porter's stomach*
Porter: I told آپ it was a good thing to be fat.
Applejack: *Cuts Porter's head off with sword*
Gilda: Yeah. *Grabs sword* آپ ready to "Square dance" redneck?
Applejack: *Swings sword at Gilda*
Rarity: *Kills two griffons* I can't believe I'm doing this. It's so unladylike.
Gilda: *Continues swordfight with Applejack*
Applejack: *Kicks griffon, then jumps up in air*
Gilda: *Swings sword*
Applejack: *Blocks attack*
McKing: Tomtom, help Gilda defeat that مالٹا, نارنگی pony.
Tomtom: Yes sir.
قوس قزح Dash: *Returns, and kills Tomtom* Did آپ miss me?
Rarity: Yes.
Applejack: Practically. *Gets kicked سے طرف کی Gilda*
قوس قزح Dash: Hey! Nopony does that to my friend!
Gilda: What are آپ going to do about it?
قوس قزح Dash: Just be me.
Gilda: What?
قوس قزح Dash: *Hits Gilda with sword*
Lord Burlington: *Watching fight* This is great. Does anypony have popcorn?
Celestia: What is that?
Lord Burlington: It's... Never mind.
The fight continued, and Gilda was getting beat سے طرف کی قوس قزح Dash.
McKing: Can anypony help Gilda?
Gilda: Why can't آپ help me?
McKing: Because I have to give orders to the griffons killing those ponies.
Gilda: Well hurry up so that آپ can help me!
قوس قزح Dash: *Hits Gilda's wing*
Applejack: *Killing griffons*
Rarity: *Hiding under bridge* I shouldn't be fighting....
قوس قزح Dash: *Continues fighting Gilda*
Gilda: *Blocking attacks*
McKing: Max, how many soldiers do we have left?
Max: Only twelve.
McKing: Then منسوخ the attack on the castle. We must help Gilda.
Applejack: *Kills McKing*
Lucifer: Our boss is dead!
Max: But he wasn't our boss. It's Gilda.
Lucifer: Oh.
The sword fight was getting intense.
قوس قزح Dash: *Blocking Gilda's attacks*
Applejack: Need any help RD?
قوس قزح Dash: No, just keep those other griffons off my back.
Applejack: آپ got it. *Kills griffons*
Rarity: *Continues hiding under a bridge*
Applejack: Rarity, where are you?!
Rarity: *Stay silent*
Applejack: I think they killed her. She'll have to stay here for the rest of her life.
Rarity: *Comes out from under bridge* I'm here, don't leave without me!
Applejack: We weren't.
Gilda: *Punches قوس قزح Dash*
قوس قزح Dash: *Has her ہیلمیٹ fall off* That can't be good.
Gilda: *Punches قوس قزح Dash again*
قوس قزح Dash: Oh! *Her nose starts to bleed*
Rarity: Leave Dashie alone!!
Applejack: Don't worry about her. She's gonna die if we don't kill the other griffons.
Rarity: Then in that case, Hya! *Using karate moves to attack griffons*
Applejack: Couldn't have کہا it better myself.
قوس قزح Dash: *Pushing her sword against Gilda's*
Gilda: When are آپ going to give up?
قوس قزح Dash: I don't know what that means so I'll never do it. *Draws back sword quickly, then hits Gilda's back legs*
Gilda: Ah! *Falls on ground*
Applejack: *Kills the last griffon* Now, we need to kill Gilda.
قوس قزح Dash: With pleasure. *About to kill Gilda*
Gilda: *Closes her eyes*
Then, the sound of twenty bullets being shot from a tommygun could be heard.
Gilda: *Dies*
قوس قزح Dash: *Looks at Mike*
Mike: *Carrying toy tommygun, and looks at Gilda* I told ya I was going to kill you.
قوس قزح Dash: But this is 1745. Guns aren't supposed to exist yet.
Mike: But I killed Gilda.
Applejack: But, you're on the same side as her.
Mike: So? She didn't think this invention of mine would work.
Rarity; What are آپ going to call it?
Mike: Hmm, I don't know. I think I'll call it Thomas.
قوس قزح Dash: How about the Tommygun?
Mike: Hey, that's a brilliant idea.
Then all of a sudden, Rarity, قوس قزح Dash, and applejack کی, اپپلیجاک started to be lifted slowly up into the air, and then they dissapeared.
Carousel Botique, August 8, 2014.
Rarity: *Appears with قوس قزح Dash, and Applejack*
Sweetie Belle: Rarity, where have آپ three been?
Rarity: Playing with my friends.
Sweetie Belle: Oh. Applebloom, and Scootaloo went ہوم already, so would آپ like to play with me?
Rarity: Of course darling.
قوس قزح Dash: Well, I guess there's no sense in us staying here anymore.
Applejack: Nope. *Leaves Carousel Botique with قوس قزح Dash*
The End
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