Ever wanted to be a link like the link Emmy Rossum? Then here are some tips for you!

1. Throw whatever training آپ have out the window (though being in a children's choir for five years doesn't count as "training", but whatever helps Emmy Rossum's شائقین sleep at night). Emmy's too good to take voice lessons, and so are you, dammit!

2. Make sure your jaw is really tense ALL the time. Emmy's jaw is always tense. I'll let آپ imagine why.

3. Sing through your nose. Trust me, everyone loves a nasal tone.

4. Find unique, bizarre ways to pronounce your vowels. You're too good for proper diction.

5. You...

[Soulja Boy Tell Em Verse]

Man it's ridiculous, I got آپ so delirious
Kiss آپ through the phone, while I lick آپ just like liquirish
I'm hold back in 96, and آپ can be my Shasha Fierce
Baby آپ so sexy, I love the way them jeans fit
Put آپ on my team list, Call آپ miss bezzy.
I'm Soulja Boy Tell Em, I can make yo life so easy
And if آپ don't believe me, please don't tease me
Delirious for my love, better yet I got آپ phenen
LET DO IT!

[Verse 1: Taylah P]
Hey over there what's your name
Are آپ for real
Is this a game
You start to smile
And I do the same
I look away but آپ remain
Your eyes starin back...