It starts F and it ends with UCK
So whenever you're in trouble یا out of luck
آپ no longer have to exclaim "OH F**K"
ارے look at that they just bleeped me
Instead say firetruck, it's so easy
And I'd like to take a moment just sit right there
I'll tell آپ how آپ can say firetruck anywhere
Stub your toe, FIRETRUCK
Lose your cash, FIRETRUCK
You're naked and your parents come home, FIRETRUCK
Fail your class, FIRETRUCK
Scratch your ass, FIRETRUCK
Clip your nails too short and it hurts, FIRETRUCK
Crap your pants, FIRETRUCK
Bite your tongue, FIRETRUCK
No one shows up to your party, FIRETRUCK
Red Ring of Death, FIRETRUCK
Forget to breathe, FIRETRUCK
Found out your mom is your dad, FIRETRUCK
Say firetruck every chance آپ see
It's even مزید fun when it gets bleeped
Say it with me now, don't make this suck
F****************UCK!
Whoa man, did آپ just say f**k?
No man, I just کہا Firetruck
But when آپ bleep it, it says f**k
Who cares man, we're sayin' firetruck!
Lose your teeth, FIRETRUCK
IPhone bill, FIRETRUCK
Jonas Brothers stuck in your head, FIRETRUCK
Crash your car, FIRETRUCK
Into your dog, FIRETRUCK
Turns out your dog is your mom, FIRETRUCK
Wait, so now my mom's a dog?
And your dad
This is just getting ridiculous
آپ act like that's not normal
IT ISN'T NORMAL.
It is in Canada
So they have man-dog-women in Canada?
Yes
Fail science, FIRETRUCK
Eat a pencil, FIRETRUCK
There's over 500 Pokemon, WHAT THE FIRETRUCK!
Lose the game, FIRETRUCK
David Blaine, FIRETRUCK
Get ran over سے طرف کی a... (what?) FIRETRUCK
So, yeah. اگلے time آپ wanna say the F word, just say firetruck. It's مزید polite.
And if آپ didn't like this song, go f?retruck yourself
