Sonic the Hedgehog Article: my funny sonic moments

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posted by Sonicfan67

Sonic:woah a real live robot!or is that some kind of cheesey new years coustume?
Shadow:bite my shiny metal ass!
Sonic:dosent look shiny to me.
Shadow:shiner then yours meatbag.

Sonic on a computer:the coment سوال دن which comes from a user name....bam!and he said...
Mighty:why did the chicken پار, صلیب the road?
Sonic on a computer:soooooooo why did the chicken پار, صلیب the road?
Eggman:BECAUSE HE WANTED TO GET HIS POT FRIED CHICKEN AND SHOVE A FUCKING PLATE WITH MASH POTATOS AND MOTHER FUCKIN BAKED BEANS!!!!!!YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!THATS WHY THE CHICKEN پار, صلیب THE FUCKING ROAD!!!!!
Sonic on a computer:so tell me guys what are bananas for?
Eggman:WHAT ARE BANANAS FOR?!?!TO
STICK THEM UP YOUR FUCKING پچھواڑے, گدا FOR
CALLING ME A GOD DAMN FAKE!!!!!!

Knuckels:OMG who touched Sasha?what?
WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?!?!?!?!

Shadow:you know coach used to say when he will آگ کے, آگ us up if we we're behind.
Rogue:yeah?what?
Shadow:loser!your a loser!are آپ feeling sorry for yourself?!?!?well آپ should be!you dirt!you make me sick!you big baby!baby want a bottle?!?!?a bottle of dirt?!?!?
Rogue:why are آپ yelling at me?(crys)
Shadow:(sighs)
THE END
Sonic as Fry and کرن, رے William Johnson
Shadow as Bender and Hank Hill
Eggman as Angry Grandpa
Rogue as Hanks wife
Knuckels as Heavy
AND
Mighty as RyanDaRizzle

DivaChipette1 and deathding like this

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Broken دل

added by golden-roze

Source: ISDX00

"Sonic's Childhood" Deleted Scene - Sonic The Hedgehog

added by TheDarkEmpire

سے طرف کی Nized

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What if SONIC Characters had Pokemon Types? | Gnoggin

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Yuji & Naoto On The New Sonic Movie!~

posted by ShadowxSonicd45

Ohshima's Concept

Yuji Naka from the original 1991 game, still expresses his uncertainty in the movie's design. Thankfully, to a lesser extent.

Naka's Tweet: “The design is much مزید Sonic-like now that he’s wearing gloves. However, his eyes still aren’t joined together, as expected. I can’t help but feel weird about that one point. But I’m looking آگے to the movie’s release.”

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However, what was peculiarly interesting, was the fact that Naka expressed his want to see the original film on DVD!?~ It seems there is something a father finds in any version of their child, even an ugly one.

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Sonic Boom Rise of Lyric - All Bosses + Cutscenes

added by Blaze1213IsBack

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Life In The Fast Lane 2 Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Amy was going against Knuckles.

Knuckles: Time for my Acura to win again.
Amy: *Watches the light turn green, and takes off*
Knuckles: *Distracted* Oh shit! *Floors it*
Amy: *Crosses the finish line*
Knuckles: Dammit.
Tails: Aw man. Knuckles lost.
Sean: Looks like I get to race Amy.
Sonic: Beat her for me.
Sean: Sure.

After half an hour, Sean was up, against Amy.

Sean: Time to دکھائیں that Corvette's are superior to Ferrari's.
Amy: *Watching the lights*

As soon as it turned green, they were both off.

Shadow: Looks like you'll have to go on سب, سب سے اوپر of the crowd stands after all.
Rouge: I'm on it. *Grabs the rifle,...

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Life In The Fast Lane 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rouge got the supplies that Eggman requested.

Rouge: *Gets into her car* I got a rifle, مزید nitrous for Shadow, now it's time to head to the track. *Turns the key, but the engine won't start. She begins to masturbate* Oh yeah! *Turns the key, and continues masturbating*

Meanwhile at the drag strip.

Eggman: *Looking at his watch* She should be here in five minutes.
Shadow: I'm lucky that all the cars I've been going against are slower.
Eggman: I hope I can at least get Rouge to shoot out Sean's tires, if his Corvette can go against my R8.
Knuckles: *Racing Silver*
Silver: *Losing* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!...

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Life In The Fast Lane 2 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song (Start at 0:09): link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog پرستار Fiction

Life In The Fast Lane 2

Sonic: *Walks out of his house, and sings* Why the hell are we in a sequel? The fact that we have to sing is not cool. I'd rather be driving my Austin Healey. But no I gotta sing, gee!
Others: *Walking out of their houses, and going towards Sonic* Oh, no! I gotta sing in a musical! Oh, no! Why are we all here? Cause I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical! Yeah I gotta sing....

Sonic Unleashed Demo - PS3 Emulator - RPCS3 Running Test

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The sonic 06 problem. (also bugbsy)

posted by gfdcf

Alrighty so سے طرف کی the title.I am just going to say one thing and one thing only.WHAT COULD PAWSIBLY GO FUCKING WRONG?! (okay sorry)Okay so here is a couple things I wanna say. 1. the reason this took so long is.I want the best for the fans.also because of school.2 I may start posting. The Problem on qoutev.Okay know that is outta of the way.Letsa go!okay so people are proubably wondering.BAWW GFDCCF WHY U PUTZ BUBSFGETY IN THE TITLEZZZ HESA A SAWNIC RIPOGFFGGF!!!!well to bad cry me a fucking dandy river and I'll drink your tears.Okay so this contains sonic 06 and the whole bubsy franchise is because.The...

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The Fiona the لومڑی Problem

posted by gfdcf

Okay so before we begin I am going to say something.This مضمون is not to make آپ like this character this just my take and opinion on it.Also if آپ don't like the sonic comics then.Just fuck off don't کتیا, کتيا about it in the comments.Well آپ know unless آپ want to read and آپ don't like the sonic comics and just want too read this just don't whine in the تبصرہ about it okay?Also my vocabulary is like a sailor's so yeah another warning so lets get to it.Ah fiona the fox! wait? آپ don't know who fiona is well she is a character from the comics and she started out pretty great till Ian...

Sonic 6

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Sonic 4

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The Knuckles Problem

posted by gfdcf

Okay so who is tougher than leather and don't chuckle like sonic? well if آپ guessed knuckles!! =D well you're correct... here have a lollipop یا somfin...g-go home!Alrighty okay as the عنوان کہا we are gonna talk about knuckles also I feel like I have to say something so I kinda suck at sending messages and talking to people so first of all I may not send letters but آپ guys are still my دوستوں so don't worry also like I کہا I suck at talking in real life and online.Wait When آپ send letters to people online do آپ feel like you're sending letters to your villagers in animal crossing?...

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The amy problem

posted by gfdcf

okay I gonna make a series called the problem. its when well their is a problem and I talk about it. Okay like the عنوان کہا the problem today is about Amy rose. and well I'm gonna get fucked in the تبصرہ for this but I don't like amy that much but she is okay I guess. So what is the problem the آپ may ask amy is in everything!!! and I'm not saying that cause I like sally مزید and I think sally needs to be in the games.(I will do a problem thing about freedom fighters though later today.) okay back to the point. amy needs to be toned done a little when it comes being in things like games...

Bad Auditions سے طرف کی Bad Actors

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The cast for this story is all Sonic characters, with the exception of Jack Nicholson, and Erik Estrada playing as two of the characters.

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

Song (Start at 0:46): link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog پرستار Fiction

Bad Auditions سے طرف کی Bad Actors

Starring Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's Acting Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine
1970's Erik Estrada as...

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magical مرکت, ایمرلڈ 1

posted by lightingjolt11

sonic was on of his morning run throw
the forest in every green ہل, لندن zone it start to
rain oh no thought sonic but soon coming
to a cave with a strange مرکت, ایمرلڈ blue door
to the cave the door of the cave open
sonic walk in the door closed wow sonic
thought the cave was very big on the in side
like a forest and jungle all in one
trees all a round the cave all different fruit
a درخت with chilly dogs on sonic thought
he was seeing things but not at all
a درخت with meat on
a درخت with mile on
a درخت with cakes on and مزید
there was a lake
ice blue water in a water full
sonic seen a ice blue emerald...

Curiosity on Hammer

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20 Things Wrong And 10 Things Right With Sonic The Hedgehog 2006.

posted by deathding

(No offense to Sonic 06 fans, and I didn't like this game, just saying.)

(Wrong)

1. I needed to say this first, آپ can't even jump and kill enemies anymore. Seriously? No مزید jumping and touching an enemy to kill them anymore? ISN'T THAT ONE OF THE THINGS THAT MAKES SONIC SONIC!?

2. Every character moves at the speed of molasses.

3. Mach speed sections!

4. Terrible vehicle sections!

5. Bestiality.

6. Absolutely atrocious voice acting.

7. No jumping after the spin dash.

8. IT'S NO USE!

9. Terrible boss fights!

10. Soleanna was a boring, too large and confusing, and most of all bland hub-world.

11. Pointless...

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Mustacheo Rants: Sonic Boom Series Premiere

posted by TakTheFox

(This is actually a bit old but I felt I might as well post it here.)

I was not excited about this دکھائیں since I first heard about it, but at the same time it wasn’t technically hurting anything… at first. After the issue of the Penders Retcon for the Archie Comics, instead of using their resources to either take care of that سے طرف کی putting the comics back how they should be یا giving Ian Flynn the green-light to make his mini-series to finish the actual Archie Sonic Comics, یا to work on improving new Sonic games in the normal continuity, we got Sonic Boom, which can be seen as either two things....