Sonic: Ha ha! Tomorrow’s gonna be a whole new year… 2011! Woo! I’d better throw a party!
Shadow: Don’t even think about it.. I want to spend my New Years Eve alone. (crosses arms)
Sonic: Jeez buddy… put on a smile for once will you? You’re still not spending New Year’s eve alone cuz I’m here.
Shadow: I’m planning on throwing آپ out into the snow and locking آپ out of the house.
Sonic: (no comment)
Shadow: Thought so. (lays down on the سوفی, لٹانا with an AK47)
Sonic: Where do آپ keep getting all these guns?
Shadow: *sarcastically* I pull them out of my ass.
Sonic: Oh.
Shadow: (hugs his gun)
Sonic: (face palms) Im gonna call everyone… I don’t care what آپ say.
Shadow: No!
Sonic: Yes! Dude… there’s gonna be booze.
Shadow: (silent smile) alright faker.
Sonic: YEA! (phones everyone up and invites them all then gets off the phone) Woohoo! This is gonna be one awesome Sega New year!
Shadow: Right…
(finally it’s 9:00pm time for he party to start. Silver, Blaze, Rouge, Omega, Knuckles, Tikal, Shade, Mephiles, Espio, Vector, Amy, Charmy, Cream and Tails walk in and Shadow opens the door but stops Amy, Tails, Charmy and Cream)
Shadow: Sonic! آپ invited a twelve, six, eight and four-year old to a party with alcohol? Are آپ nuts?
Amy: Shadow… I tried to tell Cream not to come… but she insisted…
Cream: Mr. Shadow sir…
Shadow: No! Amy can stay… but the rest of you…Out! (kicks Cream, Tails and Charmy out)
Amy: Jeez Shadow…
Shadow: I’m not in a good mood tonight!
Mephiles: It’s not good to be in a bad mood on New Years Eve…
Shadow: Who invited آپ here?!?!?!?
Mephiles: (ignores him and hands him a full shot glass) Here have some spirits.
Shadow: So we’re all getting into the booze early now are we?
Mephiles: (shrugs) They were on the counter.
Shadow: (face palms) Looks like Sonic couldn’t hold back… (takes a sip) and I’m glad he didn’t!
Silver: ارے everyone! Since it’s only early in the evening.. Lets all talk about plans for the new year!
Shadow: What kind of plans?
Silver: Just plans… news from Sega… آپ know… and we can all talk about this past سال and stuff.
Blaze: Good idea.
(everyone goes to sit around in the living room)
Sonic: Well since I’m Sega’s mascot… I guess I’ll start.
Shadow: Whoa! Well I’m the مزید preferred character!
Silver: I’m the newest!
Mephiles: No I am!
(Shadow, Silver, Sonic and Mephiles all jump on each other and فر, سمور starts flying)
Rouge: Hey! Break it up!
Blaze: Hmph! Remind me not to come to a party with four male hedgehogs in the same room.
Amy: GUYS!
Espio: This is disgusting.
Shadow: I کہا I’m the coolest!
Silver: (pulls some فر, سمور out of Shadow’s back) I’m the newest!
Shadow: (bites Silver’s arm) آپ little brat! I have guns!
Sonic: (kicks Shadow in the nuts) Guns are for weaklings who can’t fight with their own two hands!
Mephiles: (pulls away and crystallizes) OKAY! ENOUGH!!! THIS IS NEW YEARS EVE!!! WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING FUN… NOT KILLING EACH OTHER!!!
(Shadow, Sonic and Silver stop fighting and look at Mephiles)
Mephiles: (turns back to normal) There. Now isn’t that better?
Shadow: (growls and sits down)
Sonic: (glares and crosses his arms)
Silver: (no comment…)
Rouge: So, now that that’s over… I think I’ll start. (clasps her hands over her lap and everyone turns attention to her) Okay… so what I was thinking was… I’m going to go to Sega and demand that they make a game where Knuckles and I are caught making out… it should be called… Rouge and Knuckles; Treasure hunters of the Century!
Knuckles: Fat chance.
Rouge: آپ blushed!
Knuckles: Did not!
Shade: Moving on.
Amy: I’m going to go to go to Sega and demand for larger boobs to impress Sonic with.
(everyone looks at Amy with wide eyes)
Amy: What?
Sonic: (freaked out) Moving on!
Shade: Well, I think I’ll ask to be put in another game… who here would like that?
(no one moves a muscle)
Sonic: Sorry Shade… but everyone already thinks that a fifty-year- old hedgehog is worth shit… what will they think of a four-thousand سال old echidna?
Shadow: Everyone loves me! You’re just jealous!
Shade: I am hot… and my boobs are bigger than Amy’s…
Amy: Are we still on that?
Sonic: Hey… Come to think about it… Shade and Shadow… both Sega’s shady characters are old hags.
Shadow: آپ little!
(Shadow and Shade jump on Sonic and start clawing at him)
Sonic: Owie!!!
Shadow: Wanna call me old again bitch?
Shade: Wanna call me a hag again?
Sonic: Okay! Okay! I’m sorry!
Mephiles: (groans) I can see what kind of evening this is going to be…
Blaze: I agree…
Sonic: (shakes Shadow and Shade off)
Knuckles: I had fun guarding the Master مرکت, ایمرلڈ all of 2010...
Tikal: I had fun being trapped inside of the Master مرکت, ایمرلڈ all of 2010...
Sonic: Typical echidna’s…
Shade: (growls) Don’t get on my bad side again blue boy.
Shadow: I’m with her now!
Sonic: Well then, what’s your thoughts Shadow?
Shadow: Sega should bring Maria back. Make Shadow the Hedgehog 2. Give me مزید guns and stop people from calling me emo.
(everyone rolls their eyes)
Silver: I think Sega should give me a gun…
Blaze: That’d be cool! I want one too!
Sonic: آپ know what… I wouldn’t mind a gun either.
Rouge: Me with a gun… hmm…
Amy: I’d like a gun. (adds to herself) So that I can threaten Sonic with it when he runs away from me.
Espio: A gun would be nice…
Vector: It would make us better detectives.
Knuckles: I could use a gun to shoot anyone who gets within fifty metres from the Master Emerald.
Tikal: I could use a gun to shoot Chaos…
Mephiles: Well I could use a gun to shoot Shadow…
Shade: I’d use a gun to shoot Sonic…
Omega: I-ALREADY-HAVE-A-GUN.
Shadow: Hey! Life sucks… Sega’s never gonna give آپ guys guns. Like آپ کہا Sonic… it’s better to use your bare hands.
Sonic: Whatever…
Knuckles: Maybe Sega will give us bombs!
Eggman: (enters the room and everyone stares) Okay. I’m here!
Shadow: Doctor?
Eggman: آپ hired a male stripper right?
Sonic: (runs to the شوچالی, واشروم and pukes)
Eggman: Well I’m here!
Shadow: You’re a- STRIPPER???
Eggman: Could آپ think of anyone sexier?
Shadow: (faints)
Eggman: (starts to strip)
Rouge: (joins Sonic)
Amy: Well… maybe if I cant have Sonic…
Espio: (joins Sonic and Rouge)
Mephiles: What the hell is this!?!?!?!?
Vector: This’ll go great on facebook! (pulls out a camera)
Shade: (joins Sonic, Rouge and Espio)
Knuckles: GET OUT!!!
Tikal: I’m scarred… (faints)
Silver: Blaze… help me. (faints)
Blaze: (looks at her hands) hurry up flames!
Omega: DISGUSTING-IMAGE-BEING-ERASED-FROM-MEMORY-DOES…NOT…COMPUTE…MUST-COMMENCE-PLAN-B- (holds out gun to Eggman) EGGMAN-GET-OUT!
Eggman: Oh nooo!!! (runs away)
Shadow: (wakes up) Is it over?
Omega: YES.
Shadow: Was this a trick… SONIC! GET YOUR FURRY BLUE پچھواڑے, گدا OVER HERE NOW!!!!!!!
Sonic: It wasn’t me! I swear! (gets the crap beaten out of him سے طرف کی Shadow)
Amy: Sonikuu (thinks: this ought to make him jealous) I think I have interests elsewhere now…
Sonic: Good.
Amy: (leaves after Eggman)
Shadow: (pukes on the carpet)
Sonic: Clean that up now!
(soon it is 11:00pm and the party is getting wild. Omega leaves)
Sonic: Okay… who brought the بیئر bong?
(everyone goes silent)
Sonic: (face palms) Are آپ kidding me?
Vector: I brought some weed… (holds up a marijuana leaf) ارے Silver… it looks like your head!
Silver: SHUT UP! (chases Vector out of the house)
Shadow: Let me get one thing straight to all of you. Alcohol… okay. Drugs… BAD!!! BAD! BAD! BAAAAAAD!!!
(everyone eyes Shadow)
Espio: Well that’s settled.
Sonic: Okay… I miss the بیئر bong.
Rouge: How would آپ miss it? We didn’t even have it last year.
Shadow: How would آپ know? آپ weren’t even invited last year.
Rouge: (blushes)
Knuckles: Ha ha!
Rouge: Not funny!
Shadow: Hmm… Let’s all lock Silver out.
Blaze: Why?
Shadow: I don’t know! Let’s just have some fun! (locks door and twenty منٹ later there is a knock)
Silver: Guys?
Shadow: Yea?
Silver: lemme in!
Shadow: only if آپ run to the store and buy us some مزید booze, bring me a پیزا and go to our front window and dance like a drunk for us.
Silver: (growls) NO! Dude! Let me in!
Shadow: DO IT!
Silver: (whimpers) Okay! (runs out to get the things)
Blaze: Where’s Silver?
Shadow: Running some errands… (looks out the front window where Silver is doing the funky chicken)
Everyone: (rofl-ing)
Shadow: (unlocks the door) Woo… it’s cold! آپ can come in now Silver!
Silver: (glares)
Blaze: SILVY!
Silver: Monster…
(it’s around 11:50)
Tikal: (looks at the clock) Ooh! Ten مزید منٹ and it’s 2011!
Shade: Yay! A new year! And I’m not on Nocturne!
Knuckles: ?
Shadow: I call counting down!
Sonic: Don’t we all count down?
Shadow: Yea. Okay. I’ll be nice… that’s my new year’s resolution.
Silver: Wasn’t that your new year’s resolution last سال too?
Rouge: And it only lasted five منٹ into the new year.
Shadow: Um… (blushes)
Tikal: It’s time!
Everyone: TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Shadow: Now let’s go get drunk! Oka… whoever can take the most booze wins!
Sonic: (chugs seven beers straight and passes out)
Silver: (finishes a wine and five beers then passes out)
Rouge: (downs two beers and a glass of رم then passes out)
Knuckles: (finishes five Bacardis and passes out)
Mephiles: Hmph, I’m gonna win. (chugs six Bacardis and a بیئر then passes out)
Espio: Not a chance: (chugs eight Bacardis and passes out)
Blaze: Oh well… (chugs six Bacardis and a glass of رم then passes out)
Shadow: (looks at Tikal) well, new years wont all be wasted… so before آپ and I get wasted…
Tikal: Um… I’m good! (chugs a glass of شراب and passes out)
Shadow: I am the ULTIMATE LIFE-FORM! (Chugs ten Bacardis, three beers and a bottle of رم then passes out)
What will happen on New Years Day? Find out in part two! Yay!
Happy New Years Sonic fans!!!
All names of characters are Segas
Shadow: Don’t even think about it.. I want to spend my New Years Eve alone. (crosses arms)
Sonic: Jeez buddy… put on a smile for once will you? You’re still not spending New Year’s eve alone cuz I’m here.
Shadow: I’m planning on throwing آپ out into the snow and locking آپ out of the house.
Sonic: (no comment)
Shadow: Thought so. (lays down on the سوفی, لٹانا with an AK47)
Sonic: Where do آپ keep getting all these guns?
Shadow: *sarcastically* I pull them out of my ass.
Sonic: Oh.
Shadow: (hugs his gun)
Sonic: (face palms) Im gonna call everyone… I don’t care what آپ say.
Shadow: No!
Sonic: Yes! Dude… there’s gonna be booze.
Shadow: (silent smile) alright faker.
Sonic: YEA! (phones everyone up and invites them all then gets off the phone) Woohoo! This is gonna be one awesome Sega New year!
Shadow: Right…
(finally it’s 9:00pm time for he party to start. Silver, Blaze, Rouge, Omega, Knuckles, Tikal, Shade, Mephiles, Espio, Vector, Amy, Charmy, Cream and Tails walk in and Shadow opens the door but stops Amy, Tails, Charmy and Cream)
Shadow: Sonic! آپ invited a twelve, six, eight and four-year old to a party with alcohol? Are آپ nuts?
Amy: Shadow… I tried to tell Cream not to come… but she insisted…
Cream: Mr. Shadow sir…
Shadow: No! Amy can stay… but the rest of you…Out! (kicks Cream, Tails and Charmy out)
Amy: Jeez Shadow…
Shadow: I’m not in a good mood tonight!
Mephiles: It’s not good to be in a bad mood on New Years Eve…
Shadow: Who invited آپ here?!?!?!?
Mephiles: (ignores him and hands him a full shot glass) Here have some spirits.
Shadow: So we’re all getting into the booze early now are we?
Mephiles: (shrugs) They were on the counter.
Shadow: (face palms) Looks like Sonic couldn’t hold back… (takes a sip) and I’m glad he didn’t!
Silver: ارے everyone! Since it’s only early in the evening.. Lets all talk about plans for the new year!
Shadow: What kind of plans?
Silver: Just plans… news from Sega… آپ know… and we can all talk about this past سال and stuff.
Blaze: Good idea.
(everyone goes to sit around in the living room)
Sonic: Well since I’m Sega’s mascot… I guess I’ll start.
Shadow: Whoa! Well I’m the مزید preferred character!
Silver: I’m the newest!
Mephiles: No I am!
(Shadow, Silver, Sonic and Mephiles all jump on each other and فر, سمور starts flying)
Rouge: Hey! Break it up!
Blaze: Hmph! Remind me not to come to a party with four male hedgehogs in the same room.
Amy: GUYS!
Espio: This is disgusting.
Shadow: I کہا I’m the coolest!
Silver: (pulls some فر, سمور out of Shadow’s back) I’m the newest!
Shadow: (bites Silver’s arm) آپ little brat! I have guns!
Sonic: (kicks Shadow in the nuts) Guns are for weaklings who can’t fight with their own two hands!
Mephiles: (pulls away and crystallizes) OKAY! ENOUGH!!! THIS IS NEW YEARS EVE!!! WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING FUN… NOT KILLING EACH OTHER!!!
(Shadow, Sonic and Silver stop fighting and look at Mephiles)
Mephiles: (turns back to normal) There. Now isn’t that better?
Shadow: (growls and sits down)
Sonic: (glares and crosses his arms)
Silver: (no comment…)
Rouge: So, now that that’s over… I think I’ll start. (clasps her hands over her lap and everyone turns attention to her) Okay… so what I was thinking was… I’m going to go to Sega and demand that they make a game where Knuckles and I are caught making out… it should be called… Rouge and Knuckles; Treasure hunters of the Century!
Knuckles: Fat chance.
Rouge: آپ blushed!
Knuckles: Did not!
Shade: Moving on.
Amy: I’m going to go to go to Sega and demand for larger boobs to impress Sonic with.
(everyone looks at Amy with wide eyes)
Amy: What?
Sonic: (freaked out) Moving on!
Shade: Well, I think I’ll ask to be put in another game… who here would like that?
(no one moves a muscle)
Sonic: Sorry Shade… but everyone already thinks that a fifty-year- old hedgehog is worth shit… what will they think of a four-thousand سال old echidna?
Shadow: Everyone loves me! You’re just jealous!
Shade: I am hot… and my boobs are bigger than Amy’s…
Amy: Are we still on that?
Sonic: Hey… Come to think about it… Shade and Shadow… both Sega’s shady characters are old hags.
Shadow: آپ little!
(Shadow and Shade jump on Sonic and start clawing at him)
Sonic: Owie!!!
Shadow: Wanna call me old again bitch?
Shade: Wanna call me a hag again?
Sonic: Okay! Okay! I’m sorry!
Mephiles: (groans) I can see what kind of evening this is going to be…
Blaze: I agree…
Sonic: (shakes Shadow and Shade off)
Knuckles: I had fun guarding the Master مرکت, ایمرلڈ all of 2010...
Tikal: I had fun being trapped inside of the Master مرکت, ایمرلڈ all of 2010...
Sonic: Typical echidna’s…
Shade: (growls) Don’t get on my bad side again blue boy.
Shadow: I’m with her now!
Sonic: Well then, what’s your thoughts Shadow?
Shadow: Sega should bring Maria back. Make Shadow the Hedgehog 2. Give me مزید guns and stop people from calling me emo.
(everyone rolls their eyes)
Silver: I think Sega should give me a gun…
Blaze: That’d be cool! I want one too!
Sonic: آپ know what… I wouldn’t mind a gun either.
Rouge: Me with a gun… hmm…
Amy: I’d like a gun. (adds to herself) So that I can threaten Sonic with it when he runs away from me.
Espio: A gun would be nice…
Vector: It would make us better detectives.
Knuckles: I could use a gun to shoot anyone who gets within fifty metres from the Master Emerald.
Tikal: I could use a gun to shoot Chaos…
Mephiles: Well I could use a gun to shoot Shadow…
Shade: I’d use a gun to shoot Sonic…
Omega: I-ALREADY-HAVE-A-GUN.
Shadow: Hey! Life sucks… Sega’s never gonna give آپ guys guns. Like آپ کہا Sonic… it’s better to use your bare hands.
Sonic: Whatever…
Knuckles: Maybe Sega will give us bombs!
Eggman: (enters the room and everyone stares) Okay. I’m here!
Shadow: Doctor?
Eggman: آپ hired a male stripper right?
Sonic: (runs to the شوچالی, واشروم and pukes)
Eggman: Well I’m here!
Shadow: You’re a- STRIPPER???
Eggman: Could آپ think of anyone sexier?
Shadow: (faints)
Eggman: (starts to strip)
Rouge: (joins Sonic)
Amy: Well… maybe if I cant have Sonic…
Espio: (joins Sonic and Rouge)
Mephiles: What the hell is this!?!?!?!?
Vector: This’ll go great on facebook! (pulls out a camera)
Shade: (joins Sonic, Rouge and Espio)
Knuckles: GET OUT!!!
Tikal: I’m scarred… (faints)
Silver: Blaze… help me. (faints)
Blaze: (looks at her hands) hurry up flames!
Omega: DISGUSTING-IMAGE-BEING-ERASED-FROM-MEMORY-DOES…NOT…COMPUTE…MUST-COMMENCE-PLAN-B- (holds out gun to Eggman) EGGMAN-GET-OUT!
Eggman: Oh nooo!!! (runs away)
Shadow: (wakes up) Is it over?
Omega: YES.
Shadow: Was this a trick… SONIC! GET YOUR FURRY BLUE پچھواڑے, گدا OVER HERE NOW!!!!!!!
Sonic: It wasn’t me! I swear! (gets the crap beaten out of him سے طرف کی Shadow)
Amy: Sonikuu (thinks: this ought to make him jealous) I think I have interests elsewhere now…
Sonic: Good.
Amy: (leaves after Eggman)
Shadow: (pukes on the carpet)
Sonic: Clean that up now!
(soon it is 11:00pm and the party is getting wild. Omega leaves)
Sonic: Okay… who brought the بیئر bong?
(everyone goes silent)
Sonic: (face palms) Are آپ kidding me?
Vector: I brought some weed… (holds up a marijuana leaf) ارے Silver… it looks like your head!
Silver: SHUT UP! (chases Vector out of the house)
Shadow: Let me get one thing straight to all of you. Alcohol… okay. Drugs… BAD!!! BAD! BAD! BAAAAAAD!!!
(everyone eyes Shadow)
Espio: Well that’s settled.
Sonic: Okay… I miss the بیئر bong.
Rouge: How would آپ miss it? We didn’t even have it last year.
Shadow: How would آپ know? آپ weren’t even invited last year.
Rouge: (blushes)
Knuckles: Ha ha!
Rouge: Not funny!
Shadow: Hmm… Let’s all lock Silver out.
Blaze: Why?
Shadow: I don’t know! Let’s just have some fun! (locks door and twenty منٹ later there is a knock)
Silver: Guys?
Shadow: Yea?
Silver: lemme in!
Shadow: only if آپ run to the store and buy us some مزید booze, bring me a پیزا and go to our front window and dance like a drunk for us.
Silver: (growls) NO! Dude! Let me in!
Shadow: DO IT!
Silver: (whimpers) Okay! (runs out to get the things)
Blaze: Where’s Silver?
Shadow: Running some errands… (looks out the front window where Silver is doing the funky chicken)
Everyone: (rofl-ing)
Shadow: (unlocks the door) Woo… it’s cold! آپ can come in now Silver!
Silver: (glares)
Blaze: SILVY!
Silver: Monster…
(it’s around 11:50)
Tikal: (looks at the clock) Ooh! Ten مزید منٹ and it’s 2011!
Shade: Yay! A new year! And I’m not on Nocturne!
Knuckles: ?
Shadow: I call counting down!
Sonic: Don’t we all count down?
Shadow: Yea. Okay. I’ll be nice… that’s my new year’s resolution.
Silver: Wasn’t that your new year’s resolution last سال too?
Rouge: And it only lasted five منٹ into the new year.
Shadow: Um… (blushes)
Tikal: It’s time!
Everyone: TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Shadow: Now let’s go get drunk! Oka… whoever can take the most booze wins!
Sonic: (chugs seven beers straight and passes out)
Silver: (finishes a wine and five beers then passes out)
Rouge: (downs two beers and a glass of رم then passes out)
Knuckles: (finishes five Bacardis and passes out)
Mephiles: Hmph, I’m gonna win. (chugs six Bacardis and a بیئر then passes out)
Espio: Not a chance: (chugs eight Bacardis and passes out)
Blaze: Oh well… (chugs six Bacardis and a glass of رم then passes out)
Shadow: (looks at Tikal) well, new years wont all be wasted… so before آپ and I get wasted…
Tikal: Um… I’m good! (chugs a glass of شراب and passes out)
Shadow: I am the ULTIMATE LIFE-FORM! (Chugs ten Bacardis, three beers and a bottle of رم then passes out)
What will happen on New Years Day? Find out in part two! Yay!
Happy New Years Sonic fans!!!
All names of characters are Segas
