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SFG- So, guys. Now that آپ fought over کوکیز and muffins.
Cartman- Yes we have, Kyle...
Kyle- Shut up! آپ know آپ like کوکیز AND muffins!
SFG- Just, drop it! Alright?
Cartman- Whatever. *crossed arms over chest(if he even can)*
Kyle- So what's the topic this time?
SFG- If آپ all shut up and listen!
*All grow silent*
SFG- Now the survey سوال is... Cats یا Dogs?
Cartman- Totally dogs! Yes, dogs! Kyle will probably agree with me 'cause he knows I can kick his پچھواڑے, گدا well!
Kyle- No آپ can't! آپ can't even مککا, عجیب الخلقت a pillow!
Cartman- Can too!
SFG- SHUT THE HELL UP آپ TWO! Kyle, what do آپ answer for this survey? Cats یا dogs?
Kyle- Well, I do like dogs. But I love cats better!
Butters- Oh God...
Kenny- Memememememe (This is going to end in a dog fight...)
SFG- Cats and dogs fight to that, Kenny. Now, Cartman, why do آپ like dogs?
Cartman- Well آپ see, SilverFanGirl-
SFG- Oh please, call me Micks.
Cartman- Alright, Micks, I like dogs, because they're مزید loyal THAN A CERTAIN SOMEONE! Now, I'm not gonna mention any names, but its very clear who I am talking about.
SFG- Well then, Kyle?
Kyle- I like cats, because they are sweet in personalty and they are also loyal.
SFG- You're only liking cats because Cartman کہا آپ liked dogs and آپ can't agree with him? Why is that? Why don't آپ ever agree with Cartman, but he agrees with you?
Kyle- Because I'm right and he's wrong! ALWAYS!
Cartman- *gets up* Wait a second! I am two right! Kyle, you're just jealous because I'm مزید awesomener than آپ are!
Kyle- *rolls eyes* Cartman, آپ dumbass, "awesomener" isn't a word!
Cartman- It is in my dictionary!
Kenny- memmememe (oh, just kiss already!)
SFG- O.O Oh my God, Kenny! Why did آپ say that?
Butters- Because Kenny thinks Cartman and Kyle are gay for each other. Everyone does.
Kyle- DOES NOT!
Butters- آپ know its true, Kyle!
Cartman- *gasp* Kyle! You...you love me?
Kyle- *gets nervous* Well, I...I...um...I can...
Cartman- آپ do!?!?!
Kyle- NO I DON'T!
Cartman- OH MY GOD KYLE! OH MY GOD! WAIT UNTIL I TELL EVERYONE AT SCHOOL ABOUT THIS!!!
Kyle- -_-
SFG- ^^' Kyle, see me after the دکھائیں for a little "gay" talk, alright?
Kyle- Alright...*whispers to himself* big boobs.
SFG- What was that?
Kyle- NOTHING!
SFG- ....
Cartman- ارے Micks, I like you.
SFG- Thank you, Cartman. I like آپ too.
Cartman- No, like like... Will آپ go out with me?
SFG- I'm way older than you, Cartman.
Cartman- How old?
SFG- Try 3-5 years older than you.
Cartman- that's not so bad.
SFG- Cartman go to hell! *walks off stage*
Kyle- *follows* BYE CARTMAN!
Cartman- ....
Butters- Sorry Cartman...
Kenny- memememe (She was good catch...)
Cartman- I know Kenny and Butters. I know...
Butters- آپ only hit on her because of her boobs, didn't you? And now Kyle is going to hit on her like آپ tried doing, huh?
Cartman- Yep! *pervy face* Let's go home, guys.
*All leave
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