NOTE: This piece is written in the form of a script. It's rated T for language only. Mr. Garrison speaks for Mr. Hat. Kenny's lines are parenthesized to indicate that they are muffled. This story takes place when the kids are in the third grade.
The episode starts with the typical shot of South Park Elementary. Inside, the third grade class is crowded around Kenny's desk. He's drinking something out of a small can.
Kenny:Heh! Oh Boy! Wendy's Gonna Get The Surprise Of Her Life, Huh Clyde. Clyde:Yep. This Is Her Lucky Day! Clyde:I'd Like To Thank آپ All For Coming To My Wedding. But First, I Better Go In There And...Propose To The Girl! (Pip, Jimmy And The Others Laugh) (Shelly, Red And Annie Cry) Clyde:Now, آپ Kenny. When Belle And I Come Out That Door-- Kenny:Oh I Know, I Know! Clyde:Not Yet! Kenny:Sorry! Wendy:Clyde, What A Pleasant...Surprise. Clyde:Isn't It Though? I'm Just Full Of Surprises. آپ Know, Wendy. There's Not A Girl In Town Who Wouldn't Love To Be In Your Shoes. This Is The Day... This Is The Day...