AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) - آپ have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. آپ lie a great deal. آپ make the same mistakes repeatedly because آپ are stupid. Everyone thinks آپ are a jerk.
PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) - آپ have a vivid imagination and often think آپ are being followed سے طرف کی the FBI یا CIA. آپ have a minor influence on your friends, and people resent آپ for flaunting your power. آپ lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 20) - آپ are the pioneer type and think most people are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. آپ too are a jerk....
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