The TBBT Rules (part 2)
As I promised, another 50 rules to your life
51. "Mobster sauce" is the kind of sauce that mobsters like
52. If Sheldon says something normal, then that´s a Bazinga
53. If your bedroom says "Die, Sheldon, die", then آپ should maybe repaint
54. Missing Comic Com is a reason to cry
55. If آپ like bugs, you´ll never get a Shiksa godess
56. Jewish don´t have hell, they have acd refluz
57. Who doesn´t have a master degree?
58. Do not zaz your mother in esquimal language
59. Don´t ever speak about the nigth that the heat went off
60. To pick up women in a Comic Book store, آپ have to lear how to draw
61. آپ can learn swimming in the Internet
62. Don´t ever kid about maths and sex
63. "Fine" is a good word. آپ put it in front of "wine" یا "dinning" and آپ really get something
64. If آپ have a coupon from the paper, then go to زیتون Garden
65. If آپ know what "AKF" is, آپ should know what "OIC" is.
66. Dress up like Catwoman and you´ll be "in power"
67. Galileo did his best discovering while he was drinking wine
68. Smart is the new sexy
69. C3PO does looks like a shinny Sheldon
70. Euclid Avenue is not a good option
71. Most of what Howard says, intend to be humorous
72. India is like and endless Comic Com where everybody wears the same costume. Indian guy
73. If آپ don´t go dancing every Wednesday, that´s not "Dancing nigth"
74. The elevator will always be broken
75. آپ should always have an "Sarcasm" letter
76. Dreams are small when آپ live with Sheldon Cooper
77. Missing the new سٹار, ستارہ Treck film is also a reason to cry
78. It is wrong to say a tomatoe is a vegeteble. It is very wrong to say it is a suspension bridge
79. Always offer an ice-crem to the sit اگلے to you, even if it´s empty
80. Meitnerium should be called Ekaridium
81. Kissing old ladies isn´t overated. Especially if آپ are a physicist
82. If آپ are that smart, آپ should know who is Radiohead and that Black Eyed Peas is a band
83. آپ will say things from سٹار, ستارہ Treck and then آپ would ask where the hell did that came from
84. If a girl dumps you, آپ should go to سالسا, ہوا سالسا lessons
85. "Vegas baby!" means "Sea world, baby!" to your mother
86. Don´t deceive for personal gain, آپ will make Jesus cry
87. If آپ know before eleven, آپ will get مککا, عجیب الخلقت on your throat
88. Sir Howard of Wolowits it´s a better nickname than Howdini
89. Always watch the parade on Thanks Giving Dinner
90. Don´t feed the Gremlins
91. Don´t write poems about your friend´s girlfriend
92. The bravest person in the Marvel universe is the doctor who gets Wolverine a prostat exam
93. Bress doesn´t necesarily means woman
94. Have a Visa in case that they منسوخ your Mastercard
95. آپ don´t have to thanks everytime آپ have sex
96. مگرمچرچھ, گھڑیال is not the same that an alligator
97. Moving with your cousin Avi in Israel could actually work
98. "Wing men" always nod and agree
99. The "Moving finger" is the "The finger"
100. When Raj gets famous, آپ new friend will be Ironman
Wow! I can´t believe that I wrote 100 rules! Hope آپ liked it! Probably I won´t be making another one...
As I promised, another 50 rules to your life
51. "Mobster sauce" is the kind of sauce that mobsters like
52. If Sheldon says something normal, then that´s a Bazinga
53. If your bedroom says "Die, Sheldon, die", then آپ should maybe repaint
54. Missing Comic Com is a reason to cry
55. If آپ like bugs, you´ll never get a Shiksa godess
56. Jewish don´t have hell, they have acd refluz
57. Who doesn´t have a master degree?
58. Do not zaz your mother in esquimal language
59. Don´t ever speak about the nigth that the heat went off
60. To pick up women in a Comic Book store, آپ have to lear how to draw
61. آپ can learn swimming in the Internet
62. Don´t ever kid about maths and sex
63. "Fine" is a good word. آپ put it in front of "wine" یا "dinning" and آپ really get something
64. If آپ have a coupon from the paper, then go to زیتون Garden
65. If آپ know what "AKF" is, آپ should know what "OIC" is.
66. Dress up like Catwoman and you´ll be "in power"
67. Galileo did his best discovering while he was drinking wine
68. Smart is the new sexy
69. C3PO does looks like a shinny Sheldon
70. Euclid Avenue is not a good option
71. Most of what Howard says, intend to be humorous
72. India is like and endless Comic Com where everybody wears the same costume. Indian guy
73. If آپ don´t go dancing every Wednesday, that´s not "Dancing nigth"
74. The elevator will always be broken
75. آپ should always have an "Sarcasm" letter
76. Dreams are small when آپ live with Sheldon Cooper
77. Missing the new سٹار, ستارہ Treck film is also a reason to cry
78. It is wrong to say a tomatoe is a vegeteble. It is very wrong to say it is a suspension bridge
79. Always offer an ice-crem to the sit اگلے to you, even if it´s empty
80. Meitnerium should be called Ekaridium
81. Kissing old ladies isn´t overated. Especially if آپ are a physicist
82. If آپ are that smart, آپ should know who is Radiohead and that Black Eyed Peas is a band
83. آپ will say things from سٹار, ستارہ Treck and then آپ would ask where the hell did that came from
84. If a girl dumps you, آپ should go to سالسا, ہوا سالسا lessons
85. "Vegas baby!" means "Sea world, baby!" to your mother
86. Don´t deceive for personal gain, آپ will make Jesus cry
87. If آپ know before eleven, آپ will get مککا, عجیب الخلقت on your throat
88. Sir Howard of Wolowits it´s a better nickname than Howdini
89. Always watch the parade on Thanks Giving Dinner
90. Don´t feed the Gremlins
91. Don´t write poems about your friend´s girlfriend
92. The bravest person in the Marvel universe is the doctor who gets Wolverine a prostat exam
93. Bress doesn´t necesarily means woman
94. Have a Visa in case that they منسوخ your Mastercard
95. آپ don´t have to thanks everytime آپ have sex
96. مگرمچرچھ, گھڑیال is not the same that an alligator
97. Moving with your cousin Avi in Israel could actually work
98. "Wing men" always nod and agree
99. The "Moving finger" is the "The finger"
100. When Raj gets famous, آپ new friend will be Ironman
Wow! I can´t believe that I wrote 100 rules! Hope آپ liked it! Probably I won´t be making another one...
