Dear Selena Gomez................... Sincerely, The Killers 

That is the best! I love it!

Sorry to be a party pooper, but for the people who take the humour lightly, that’s fine – I do too. But I’m really off-put by the hardcore Bieber haters whose comments are utterly disgusting, and the hardcore Bieber fangirls who are making a mountain out of a molehill.

I’m sure Justin is happy with his looks, since it brings him LOTS of vagina (albeit hairless vagina), and I’m sure Selena is happy to be the proud owner of that one hairless vagina Justin truly cares about.

As for me, one thing I’ve always wanted in a boyfriend is that he has to look like a knight.

Cassie knows why.