Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

After another few منٹ of walking, we reach the school gates. As we start to go up to the clubroom, the same teacher that stopped two times before appears yet again.
"You again?! Why do آپ always appear like this everyday, آپ goddamn kid?!", he says.
Yeah right, like Haruhi would damn me for just walking into her school. Then again, in this universe, she goes at Koyouen Academy, so whatever.
"I already told you, I'm with my sis--", I say pointing at Yuki right as he grabs me like Tsuruya-san did to Kyon in the movie.
"Cut the crap, kid, you're not gonna get away with that trick again. I checked...

It's late. I'm sitting at my computer as usual, listening to music. I'm chatting with my دوستوں on Skype, MSN, YouTube, DeviantArt, and Tumblr. They're all really nice people and enjoy chatting with them. After a few hours of random internet usage, I go to بستر where I grab my Dakimakura تکیا of Yuki. Seeing her blushing face in the darkness always makes me feel happy inside, no matter how crappy I feel. I roll around trying to find the most comfortable position. I finally fall asleep. With my face against Yuki's, I have this weird dream of her warning me about something, but I can't make...

Haruhi and Konata's Moe College!
by chocopockyninja and Lolly4me2

Part 1

    I ran down the hallway as fast as I could trying to make it to my first class. I was gaming all night long in my new dorm at Fujioka College around the Kyoto area. I wasn't making a good impression on the first دن at college, but what are آپ gonna do? As I passed the doors I realized the the classroom doors where going down. Room 5-A Room 4-A, I needed room 3-B! I quickly turned around and headed to my classroom. I stopped in front of the door thinking of my exquse. Like I was in a new scary building...

The اگلے day, Mikuru came to school, looking a little odd for her preppy self. Sheesh, I knew this would happen. Damn Kyon. Well, I took my usual نشست in homeroom, having a nice view of Kyon's head. It seemed for hours until class was over, but when I finally heard the passing گھنٹی, بیل ring, I felt relieved. I ran down to the lunch room, and quickly found a نشست اگلے to Mikuru.
"Hey Mikuru... what's the problem?" I asked.
"I've done something wrong..." She کہا softly.
Tsk, tsk, tsk. She let Kyon in her pants, didn't she?
"What is it, Mikuru-kun?"
"I shouldn't..."
"Yeah yeah yeah. It's classified?"
"No,...