Wayne and Wanda were hungry one night and decided to stop off at an Italian restaurant to get something to eat. They found an empty میز, جدول at the back of the restaurant and sat down. As soon they sat down at their table, Jacques Roach appeared. Can I start آپ off with some drinks? asked Jacques Roach Sure, but آپ can make that a drink to share? asked Wayne Of course. What would آپ like to drink? asked Jacques Roach سٹرابیری, اسٹرابیری lemonade. کہا Wayne. Okay, your drink will be ready shortly. کہا Jacques Roach And make sure to bring two straws back. کہا Wayne as Jacques disappeared into the kitchen. Two straws? Got it. کہا Jacques. Terribly sorry for the wait. But here آپ go. آپ two enjoy. کہا Jacques As the two sipped away at their drink and looked into each other's eyes. Miss Piggy, who had been sitting a booth with Kermit, was watching Wayne and Wanda and was grossed out when they were getting all lovey-dovey with each other. Hey, Statler, what do آپ think of Wayne and Wanda's love for each other? asked Waldorf One thing's for sure: it's still a better love story than Twilight. کہا Statler The two laughed, but then realized the joke they told wasn't that funny. The same waiter from before came to take this time, asking them what they wanted to eat. We'll take the sphagetti and make sure آپ bring back two forks with that. کہا Wayne We will defienetly make sure to bring back two forks with that, but would آپ like meat sauce یا meatless sauce with that? asked Jacques Roach Meat sauce if آپ don't mind. کہا Wayne. Okay. That will be ready shortly. کہا Jacques Roach. Wanda, who had finally waited to ask Wayne a سوال until after their waiter disappeared into the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ started her sentence with is our a waiter a roach? Yes. I'm afraid so. Our waiter is a roach. کہا Wayne Wanda broke out into a cold sweat and fainted on the floor. Wanda, dear, our food is here. This food's not going to eat itself. I need a سیکنڈ person present to eat this sphagetti with me. کہا Wayne You're absolutely right. کہا Wanda, joining Wayne. At a strip club اگلے door, Scooter, Link Hoghtrob, Andy and Randy, Fozzie, Gonzo, Pepe, Floyd, Animal, Zoot, Dr. Teeth, and Lips were paying Spamela Hamderson to keep her clothes on سے طرف کی throwing money at her. At a coffee place across the street, Mad Monty, Clueless Morgan, Rizzo, Polly Lobster, Uncle Deadly, and Bobo were so intoxicated they could barely see straight. آپ fellas going to stay here all night یا what? asked Pops