Thomas the Tank Engine Article: What Happened On Sodor Today

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Donald had just finished his work, and went to Douglas' shed.

Donald: ارے Douglas.
Douglas: *On laptop* What do آپ want?
Donald: آپ wanna come out?
Douglas: No.
Donald: Come on Douggie' come play with me. Come outside.
Douglas: No thank you.
Donald: ارے Douglas. Douglas! Doug- Douggidy Doug!
Donald's Driver: *Throws stone through shed window*
Douglas: What the fuck are آپ doing?
Donald: Trying to get آپ to come out!
Douglas: *Angry* Leave me alone!
Donald: Okay. *Leaving shed*

Donald soon fell in the turntable کی, ٹورنتبلی well

Douglas: *Sees Donald, and laughs*
Douglas' Driver: *Accidentally makes Douglas اقدام forward*
Douglas: Wait. What's happening?! Why am I- *Falls into turntable کی, ٹورنتبلی well*
Donald: Oh, ارے Douglas. آپ actually came out. *Very happy* Yay!!
Douglas: Pain. And now I know how Oliver feels.

Meanwhile with Thomas, and Toby.

Thomas: ارے Toby. آپ wanna see my new sports car?
Toby: Uh, Thomas? We're trains. How can we drive a car?
Thomas: Well, it's very simple Toby. آپ see-
Sir Tophamm Hat: *arrives* Good morning Thomas.
Thomas: Good morning sir.
Sir Tophamm Hat: There's this new engine named Brenna. دکھائیں her around, will you?
Toby: Who's Brenna?
Thomas: I don't know.
Brenna: *Shows up* Hello.
Thomas: *Eyes pop out of head* ارے beautiful... آپ wanna go out on a date?
Brenna: Uhmmm. No thank you. *Puffs away*
Thomas: What just happened?
Toby: آپ were rejected.

And for our closing act, Henry meets Billy for the first time.

Billy: *Relaxing in siding* Finally. I don't have to be bossed around anymore.
Henry: *Arrives* Duuuh, hi. I'm Henry, and I'm so hungry, I could eat your whole face off.
Billy: *Worried* Okay?
Henry: Duuh, what's your پسندیدہ thing to do?
Billy: Not get bossed around.
Henry: I like to uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum. I forgot. *Grabs GTA 5* آپ should play this game. It's very good.
Billy: Stop telling me what to do! آپ are a very bossy engine. *Leaves Henry*
Henry: Duuh, it was only a suggestion. I need to apologize. *Follows Billy*

What Henry didn't know was that Billy was taking a شاور in one of the sheds.

Billy: Stupid bossy boiler. What is GTA 5 anyway?
Henry: *Barges in, and sees Billy* Oh, so that's what a steam engine looks like naked.
Billy: AH! Henry, what are آپ doing?!
Henry: Duh, I just came to apologize.
Billy: While I'm naked?! You're a dumbass Henry, a dumbass.
Henry: What's a dumbass?

The End.

Brenna

Norfolk & Western 2 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Norfolk, Virginia.

Jeff: *Returns with Bryce* Another good run from New Jersey.
Bryce: Our railroad is getting bigger every time we get back.
Jeff: I noticed that as well. It's good that we're also getting new engines joining us.

An RS11 was heading towards them with a passenger car. Lee was inside with Janet, and Bernard.

Lee: Good to see آپ two again. Bernard has another assignment for us.
Bernard: After two years of successful freight operations, we are to test out this passenger car on our line all the way to St. Louis. We are planning to start passenger services on our railroad.
Lee: Bernard...

Trainz Skit 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared: Get Creative

Cast

Dart: Yellow Guy
Percy: بتھ, مرغابی Guy
Ian: Red Guy
Kinsey: Note Pad

Song: link

Kinsey: *Falls down اگلے to Percy, and Ian* What's your پسندیدہ idea? Mine is being creative.
Dart: How do آپ get that idea?
Kinsey: I just try to think creatively. Now when آپ look at this orange, tell me please, what do آپ see?
Percy: It's just a boring old orange.
Kinsey: Maybe to you, but not to me. I see a silly face
Dart: Whoa.
Kinsey: Walking along and smiling at me.
Percy: I don't see what آپ mean.
Kinsey: Cause you're not thinking creatively. So take a look at my hair. *Blows...

Skarloey's Railway Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sir Topham Hatt traveled to a place that manufactured narrow gauge engines.

Builder: Sir, just in time. He's ready.
Sir Topham Hatt: Splendid. *Walks into the building with the builder*

Song (Start at 3:18): link

Sir Topham Hatt: Rusty, it's nice to meet you. آپ will be working on my railway, inspecting track, and working on freight trains.
Rusty: Yes sir. *Leaves with Sir Topham Hatt*
Builder: What about his car?
Workman: *Drives his car*
Builder: Never mind.

Rusty was looking آگے to working on Sir Topham Hatt's Railway. As he was going along a cliff, Harold The Helicopter was flying by.

Harold:...

Skarloey's Railway Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The اگلے day, Sir Handel, and Peter Sam were arguing over yesterday's events.

Peter Sam: If آپ just did your job without fuss, Sir Topham Hatt, and the owner wouldn't have gotten angry at you.
Sir Handel: Okay, I admit that derailing myself was foolish, but آپ have to understand. They were giving me too much work.
Peter Sam: Too much work? All آپ had to do was pull freight cars. If Duke was here, he would say-
Sir Handel: *Talks in a German accent* Zhat vould never suit his grace. I know, I know.

Skarloey was listening to the two engines.

Skarloey: Who is Duke?
Peter Sam: He was an engine who worked...

Skarloey's Railway Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Edward passed بتھ, مرغابی on his way to the steam works.

Duck: See آپ later Edward. I'll make sure things run smoothly at your station.
Edward: Thanks Duck. I knew I could count on you.

Along the way, Edward had to stop at a red signal. He was near the steam works, but something else caught his attention.

Edward: That's Skarloey. What's he doing here? Driver, can we get closer to Skarloey?
Driver: I don't think the workmen will mind. *Moves Edward passed the red signal, closer to Skarloey*
Edward: Hi Skarloey.
Skarloey: Edward? I almost didn't recognize آپ in the blue paint work.
Edward: How long have you...

Norfolk & Western Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

Song: link

Norfolk Southern Diesels: *Pulling a coal train out of the train yard in Roanoke*

SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS

A پرستار FICTION FEATURING TALKING TRAINS

NORFOLK & WESTERN

STARRING SEANTHEHEDGEHOG AS LEE BRENT

JEFF & BRYCE THE NORFOLK & WESTERN DIESELS AS THEIR SELVES

DRAGOVICH & JOSH THE NORFOLK SOUTHERN DIESELS AS THEIR SELVES

HANNAH BELLE AS JANET GUNRAY

TOM HIDDLESTON AS BUICK BALTIMORE

AND SIR TOPHAM HATT AS BERNARD MOORE

The song fades away as the beginning occurs in Chatanooga Tennessee.

Lee: *Walking with Bernard*
Bernard: As you're aware, آپ will have several people, and their...

Trainz Short 3: An Average دن Against The Northern Errol Line

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Ferris & Jack: *Enter Mossberg Harbor with Assault Rifles*
Sean & Jerry: *Moving fast towards them*
Sean: Freeze!!
Sean & Jerry: *Stop in front of Ferris, and Jack, both holding pistols*
Jack: آپ can't stop us today Sean.
Sean: Actually, we can. Do آپ know that we have no hands, and therefore, aren't supposed to carry guns?
Ferris & Jack: *Drop their guns* Oh no. We've been disarmed.
Jack: *Looking at Sean, and Jerry. They still have their guns* آپ two should be disarmed as well. You're both trains like us.
Sean & Jerry: *Drop their guns*
Jerry: It doesn't matter. We'll...