look out for the train

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Narrator: It's a Christmas episode that's produced weeks before Christmas, because why not?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *At Mossberg Harbor with Austin* I mean it's still November. Why are we doing a Christmas episode this early?
Austin: Don't ask me. *Leaves with five hopper cars containing gravel*
Sean: *Waiting for his conductor*
Conductor: *Steps in front of Sean* آپ have a special train. Since today is Christmas Eve, آپ are pulling four passenger cars, with seven freight cars containing Christmas stuff.
Sean: Do آپ even know what this Christmas stuff is?
Audience: *Laughing*
Conductor:...