I have heard some very strange things from people over the years, and for the last سال یا so I've kept a فہرست of the best ones I hear.
So I thought it would be a good idea to share these with the world.
And of course to make it مزید interesting, absolutely no context will be given.
Enjoy.
"Help! I'm being attacked سے طرف کی evil celery!" -me, 2017
"Looks like the AAAARGH!!! was full!" -me, 2018
"Oh no! My succubus!" -me, 2018
"I don't remember the kumquats..." -my dad, 2018
"I think I'm gonna cut the child." -Emilio, 2018
"If you're gonna get a baby, might as well buy them in bulk." -Teague, 2018
"So basically there was a 5-7 دن return policy on babies." -Emilio, 2018
"It's like pounding but weirder." -Emilio, 2018
"I only sometimes get hit with tortilla rollers." -Macy, 2018
"I have a hand in my hole." -Jake, 2018
"Just throw her down the stairs, it's fine!" -Emilio, 2018
"Ah, I've lost my fuck." -Jake, 2018
"My teeth are in labor." -James, 2018
"You have a butt, right?" -Alana, 2018
"I haven't had a penis in a long time." -Hannah, 2018
"Sit on a nest of penises." -unknown, 2018
"Here's your goddamn penis!" -Teague, 2018
"Don't deepthroat my tortilla." -Jake, 2018
"Why the voices? Always the voices..." -Emilio, 2018
"You can't just yeet cake like آپ can a baby!" -Teague, 2018
"Why are آپ stealing all my liquids today?" -Piper, 2018
"Where did آپ put my hands?" -Conrad, 2018
"I'm like super good at wheat, guys." -Tatum, 2018
"I gotta go get punched again." -Carly, 2018
"I need a pill bottle!" -Kajal, 2018
"Do I need pants?" -Aidan, 2018
"Save it for the carrot cake." -Susan, 2018
"Flash me." -Chris, 2018
"What do آپ even sell? Blood?" -Elsa 2019
"It was the prettiest pain I've ever felt." -Conrad, 2019
"My eyes came out!!" -Sohum, 2019
"Just straight up murder that pencil." -unknown, 2019
"You can snap off your nail and shove it up your nose." -Soren, 2019
"That'll make your crap funnier." -Zac, 2019
"It's time for cry practice!" -Zac, 2019
"Do not kick the friar!" -Zac, 2019
"Where are my flanking Merry Men?" -Noah, 2019
"Some people are into hands." -Bryn, 2019
"I am a moral compass that's pointed in the wrong direction." -Talon, 2019
"I'm taking your toes." -Cate, 2019
"I'll drug you, don't worry!" -Bryam, 2019
"Murder sounds great!" -Skylee, 2019
"You go to a hairdresser and they put bleach in your dog." -Hana, 2019
"I did not say straddle Little John!" -Zac, 2019
"I will touch your butt softly." -Noah, 2019
"Where's my son, I gotta ذائقہ, مارنا him!" -Noah, 2019
"There is no gender, only Elliott." -Elliott, 2019
"There is no God, only explosives!!" -Soren, 2019
"If death comes to get me, I won't be home." -Elsa, 2019
"You were one of the all-time best murderers ever!" -my dad, 2019
"Why is Vermont in Texas?" - unknown, 2020
"Oh no my twirly stick!" - Liam, 2020
"Cousin? یا Spoon?" "Watch Robin ڈاکو, ہڈ and find out." - some random people in WoW Trade chat, 2020
"That's some good looking dog food!" - Bloodemperor, 2020
"Just drop your seed and get away from me!" - Rag, 2020
"I wish you'd get out of my omelet." - Joe, 2020
"I'm gonna throw a potato at آپ and watch آپ die." - Greedy, 2021
"Holy Jesus Christ in a handbasket kicking me in the dick!" - Greedy, 2021
"Fucking cock juggling thundercunt carrying a basket of Baskin Robin's!" - Greedy, 2021
"You cannot cook the death knight." - Vohrd, 2021
"The apocalypse doesn't look too bad!" - Myro, 2021
So I thought it would be a good idea to share these with the world.
And of course to make it مزید interesting, absolutely no context will be given.
Enjoy.
"Help! I'm being attacked سے طرف کی evil celery!" -me, 2017
"Looks like the AAAARGH!!! was full!" -me, 2018
"Oh no! My succubus!" -me, 2018
"I don't remember the kumquats..." -my dad, 2018
"I think I'm gonna cut the child." -Emilio, 2018
"If you're gonna get a baby, might as well buy them in bulk." -Teague, 2018
"So basically there was a 5-7 دن return policy on babies." -Emilio, 2018
"It's like pounding but weirder." -Emilio, 2018
"I only sometimes get hit with tortilla rollers." -Macy, 2018
"I have a hand in my hole." -Jake, 2018
"Just throw her down the stairs, it's fine!" -Emilio, 2018
"Ah, I've lost my fuck." -Jake, 2018
"My teeth are in labor." -James, 2018
"You have a butt, right?" -Alana, 2018
"I haven't had a penis in a long time." -Hannah, 2018
"Sit on a nest of penises." -unknown, 2018
"Here's your goddamn penis!" -Teague, 2018
"Don't deepthroat my tortilla." -Jake, 2018
"Why the voices? Always the voices..." -Emilio, 2018
"You can't just yeet cake like آپ can a baby!" -Teague, 2018
"Why are آپ stealing all my liquids today?" -Piper, 2018
"Where did آپ put my hands?" -Conrad, 2018
"I'm like super good at wheat, guys." -Tatum, 2018
"I gotta go get punched again." -Carly, 2018
"I need a pill bottle!" -Kajal, 2018
"Do I need pants?" -Aidan, 2018
"Save it for the carrot cake." -Susan, 2018
"Flash me." -Chris, 2018
"What do آپ even sell? Blood?" -Elsa 2019
"It was the prettiest pain I've ever felt." -Conrad, 2019
"My eyes came out!!" -Sohum, 2019
"Just straight up murder that pencil." -unknown, 2019
"You can snap off your nail and shove it up your nose." -Soren, 2019
"That'll make your crap funnier." -Zac, 2019
"It's time for cry practice!" -Zac, 2019
"Do not kick the friar!" -Zac, 2019
"Where are my flanking Merry Men?" -Noah, 2019
"Some people are into hands." -Bryn, 2019
"I am a moral compass that's pointed in the wrong direction." -Talon, 2019
"I'm taking your toes." -Cate, 2019
"I'll drug you, don't worry!" -Bryam, 2019
"Murder sounds great!" -Skylee, 2019
"You go to a hairdresser and they put bleach in your dog." -Hana, 2019
"I did not say straddle Little John!" -Zac, 2019
"I will touch your butt softly." -Noah, 2019
"Where's my son, I gotta ذائقہ, مارنا him!" -Noah, 2019
"There is no gender, only Elliott." -Elliott, 2019
"There is no God, only explosives!!" -Soren, 2019
"If death comes to get me, I won't be home." -Elsa, 2019
"You were one of the all-time best murderers ever!" -my dad, 2019
"Why is Vermont in Texas?" - unknown, 2020
"Oh no my twirly stick!" - Liam, 2020
"Cousin? یا Spoon?" "Watch Robin ڈاکو, ہڈ and find out." - some random people in WoW Trade chat, 2020
"That's some good looking dog food!" - Bloodemperor, 2020
"Just drop your seed and get away from me!" - Rag, 2020
"I wish you'd get out of my omelet." - Joe, 2020
"I'm gonna throw a potato at آپ and watch آپ die." - Greedy, 2021
"Holy Jesus Christ in a handbasket kicking me in the dick!" - Greedy, 2021
"Fucking cock juggling thundercunt carrying a basket of Baskin Robin's!" - Greedy, 2021
"You cannot cook the death knight." - Vohrd, 2021
"The apocalypse doesn't look too bad!" - Myro, 2021